| 🥉 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 176 |
| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #6 | Angry Farmer candy | 56,910 |
| #88 | BGE merchandise order form | 43 |
| #297 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #4 | Cookbook of the Damned | 224 |
| #118 | Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #59 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 52 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #16 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 31 |
| #4 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 200 |
| #777 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| 🥇 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 267,731 |
| 🥇 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 185,262 |
| #156 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 142 |
| #37 | NPZR chemistry set | 200 |
| #5 | Necrotelicomnicon | 438 |
| 🥉 | Rainbow's Gravity | 30 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #15 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2,304 |
| #9 | Sinful Desires | 193 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Art of Slapfighting | 200 |
| #7 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 151 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #8 | Uncle Romulus | 161 |
| #9 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 222 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #70 | bunch of bananas | 89 |
| 🥇 | bunch of square grapes | 247,953 |
| #187 | bungle in the jungle | 6 |
| #49 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #21 | cement sandals | 24 |
| #20 | chaos butterfly | 48,885 |
| #21 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 301 |
| #15 | colorful plastic ball | 9,001 |
| #43 | crystallized memory | 5 |
| #143 | cylindrical mold | 13 |
| #4 | disintegrating quill pen | 25,539 |
| #143 | dollhive | 76 |
| #160 | elven limbos gingerbread | 72 |
| #32 | elven cellocello | 181 |
| #37 | elven suicide capsule | 170 |
| #626 | evil teddy bear | 21 |
| #21 | floaty gravel | 5 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #52 | floaty pebbles | 7 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #11 | floaty sand | 1,727 |
| #85 | gingerbread house | 6 |
| #67 | gloomy mushroom wine | 10 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #45 | herringcello | 138 |
| #356 | iGoogly | 70 |
| 🥉 | inkwell | 18,016 |
| #167 | iron pasta spoon | 50 |
| #70 | jar of swamp gas | 1,276 |
| #113 | kneecapping stick | 148 |
| #98 | live wire | 7 |
| #162 | mafia aria | 151 |
| #9 | night-vision goggles | 50 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #38 | pair of bolt cutters | 38 |
| #90 | paperclip | 589 |
| #42 | passable elf mask | 52 |
| #39 | penguin focaccia bread | 152 |
| #51 | pile of loose snow | 3 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #13 | plot hole | 50,276 |
| #30 | pocketwatch on a chain | 47 |
| #35 | poison pen | 28 |
| #18 | quantum taco | 2,000 |
| #70 | scroll of pasta summoning | 202 |
| #7 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 19,922 |
| #17 | strange cube | 101 |
| #58 | strange shiny disc | 100 |
| #92 | string of Crimbo lights | 6 |
| #273 | support cummerbund | 28 |
| #4 | thin black candle | 344,525 |
| #37 | throwing wrench | 54 |