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#76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
#133 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
#6 | Angry Farmer candy | 56,910 |
#88 | BGE merchandise order form | 43 |
#301 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
#4 | Cookbook of the Damned | 224 |
#118 | Crimbo wreath | 5 |
#59 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 52 |
#472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
#244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
#210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
#260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
#246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
#15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
#419 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
#172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
#461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
#245 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
#217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
#473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
#2851 | Crimbuck | 5 |
#16 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 31 |
#4 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 200 |
#783 | Instant Karma | 4 |
🥇 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 267,731 |
🥇 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 185,262 |
#157 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 142 |
#37 | NPZR chemistry set | 200 |
#5 | Necrotelicomnicon | 438 |
🥉 | Rainbow's Gravity | 30 |
#211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#1462 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
#15 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2,304 |
#9 | Sinful Desires | 193 |
#1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
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#7 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 151 |
#799 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
#9 | Uncle Romulus | 161 |
#9 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 222 |
#135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
#726 | banana | 4 |
#1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
#70 | bunch of bananas | 89 |
🥇 | bunch of square grapes | 247,953 |
#187 | bungle in the jungle | 6 |
#49 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 2 |
#21 | cement sandals | 24 |
#20 | chaos butterfly | 48,885 |
#21 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 301 |
#15 | colorful plastic ball | 9,001 |
#43 | crystallized memory | 5 |
#143 | cylindrical mold | 13 |
#4 | disintegrating quill pen | 25,539 |
#143 | dollhive | 76 |
#160 | elven limbos gingerbread | 72 |
#33 | elven cellocello | 181 |
#37 | elven suicide capsule | 170 |
#627 | evil teddy bear | 21 |
#22 | floaty gravel | 5 |
#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#53 | floaty pebbles | 7 |
#90 | floaty rock | 1 |
#11 | floaty sand | 1,727 |
#84 | gingerbread house | 6 |
#67 | gloomy mushroom wine | 10 |
#764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
#46 | herringcello | 138 |
#356 | iGoogly | 70 |
🥉 | inkwell | 18,016 |
#168 | iron pasta spoon | 50 |
#70 | jar of swamp gas | 1,276 |
#113 | kneecapping stick | 148 |
#98 | live wire | 7 |
#162 | mafia aria | 151 |
#9 | night-vision goggles | 50 |
#278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
#38 | pair of bolt cutters | 38 |
#90 | paperclip | 589 |
#42 | passable elf mask | 52 |
#39 | penguin focaccia bread | 152 |
#51 | pile of loose snow | 3 |
#178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
#13 | plot hole | 50,276 |
#30 | pocketwatch on a chain | 47 |
#35 | poison pen | 28 |
#18 | quantum taco | 2,000 |
#70 | scroll of pasta summoning | 202 |
#7 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 19,922 |
#17 | strange cube | 101 |
#58 | strange shiny disc | 100 |
#92 | string of Crimbo lights | 6 |
#273 | support cummerbund | 28 |
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#37 | throwing wrench | 54 |