| #86 | Überraschthexengebräu | 3 |
| #490 | "DRINK ME" potion | 7 |
| #64 | "KICK ME" sign | 12 |
| #343 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 5 |
| #53 | 1-ball | 168 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #54 | 2-ball | 172 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #56 | 3-ball | 173 |
| #195 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 2 |
| #48 | 4-ball | 190 |
| #362 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #19 | 4:20 bomb | 80 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #45 | 5-ball | 191 |
| #53 | 6-ball | 176 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #56 | 7-ball | 191 |
| #69 | 8-ball | 849 |
| #39 | 8-billed baseball cap | 4 |
| #159 | 9-ball | 8 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #71 | A muse-bouche | 4 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #78 | ASCII fu manchu | 3 |
| #80 | ASCII shirt | 33 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #68 | Ambitious Turkey | 10 |
| #197 | Amulet of Yendor | 115 |
| #124 | Ancient Protector Soda | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #170 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 2 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #67 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #59 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #46 | Aura Libre | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #52 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #57 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 11 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1275 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #34 | Barulio's bottle | 20 |
| #43 | Beignet Milgranet | 7 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #77 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 129 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #186 | Bohemian rhapsody | 2 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #45 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 5 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #21 | Bright Water | 11 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #93 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 2 |
| #86 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 3 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #112 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #48 | CSA all-purpose soap | 152 |
| #52 | CSA bravery badge | 240 |
| #51 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 245 |
| #124 | CSA discount card | 27 |
| #71 | CSA fire-starting kit | 340 |
| #46 | CSA obedience grenade | 416 |
| #45 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 452 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #68 | Camp Scout pup tent | 190 |
| #35 | Can-Can skirt | 2 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #63 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #58 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #69 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 85 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #212 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 5 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #202 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 4 |
| #624 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #83 | Cosmic Calorie | 548 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #62 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 11 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 25 |
| #308 | Crimbo candied pecan | 40 |
| #278 | Crimbo fudge | 50 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 50 |
| #20 | Crimbo salad | 27 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #96 | D roll | 140 |
| #112 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 5 |
| #54 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #100 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 2 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #118 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 2 |
| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #14 | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #51 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #49 | Eau de Guaneau | 11 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #60 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 2 |
| #61 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #345 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #61 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 7 |
| #68 | Enchanted Plunger | 5 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #51 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #242 | FDKOL hotcakes | 15 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #56 | Firewater | 1 |
| #73 | Fitspiration™ poster | 23 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #42 | Flaming Sazerorc | 3 |
| #55 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 202 |
| #50 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #256 | Frat Army FGF | 11 |
| #88 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 3 |
| #42 | Fromage Pinotage | 4 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #114 | Fu Manchu Wax | 2 |
| #45 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 8 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #41 | Gaia beads | 136 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #99 | Game Grid ticket | 124 |
| #162 | Game Grid token | 10 |
| #87 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 37 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #49 | Gearhead Goo | 20 |
| #138 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 8 |
| #57 | Gets-You-Drunk | 2 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #97 | Gnollish Crossdress | 3 |
| #625 | Go-Wassail | 20 |
| #52 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #345 | Goodfella contract | 98 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #54 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 11 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #80 | Groll doll | 8 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #40 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #50 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #326 | Hippy Army MPE | 11 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #59 | Hundred Headed IPA | 3 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #84 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 61 |
| #52 | Illuminati earpiece | 10 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #59 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #146 | Jack-in-the-box | 35 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #35 | Kashmir sweater | 4 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #81 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 26 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #647 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 5 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #5 | Knob nuts | 894 |
| #215 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #371 | Knoll mushroom | 26 |
| #120 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 7 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #49 | Kudzu slaw | 10 |
| #69 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 15 |
| #69 | LCD game: Food Eater | 14 |
| #73 | LCD game: Garbage River | 13 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #82 | Leonard's glasses | 4 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #84 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 5 |
| #20 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 28 |
| #92 | Liam's mail | 6 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #34 | Locust | 2 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #92 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 3 |
| #142 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 430 |
| #64 | Lumineux Limnio | 2 |
| #185 | MSG | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #56 | Mansquito's blood | 10 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #73 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 53 |
| #69 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 125 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #81 | Mer-kin breastplate | 2 |
| #41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #155 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 25 |
| #217 | Microplushie: Bropane | 63 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 12 |
| #200 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 29 |
| #291 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 8 |
| #245 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 40 |
| #263 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 54 |
| #352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #269 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 24 |
| #220 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 72 |
| #211 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 41 |
| #217 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 55 |
| #67 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 5 |
| #55 | Mint Yulep | 3 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #95 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 4 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #670 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 25 |
| #31 | Mohobo | 4 |
| #63 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #47 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 3 |
| #35 | Mortimer's nostrum | 18 |
| #52 | Morto Moreto | 4 |
| #100 | Mr. Haggis | 34 |
| #25 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 28 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #57 | Muschat | 3 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #82 | New Zealand iced tea | 167 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #15 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #54 | Nuclear Blastball | 81 |
| #177 | O'RLY manual | 3 |
| #52 | Oh, the Humanitini | 3 |
| #66 | Okee-Dokee soda | 12 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #17 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 3 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #39 | Orcish frat-paddle | 208 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #39 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #29 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 6 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #21 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #29 | Pener's drumstick | 3 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #87 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 17 |
| #62 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 16 |
| #33 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 11 |
| #87 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 12 |
| #90 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 13 |
| #84 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 13 |
| #129 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 13 |
| #57 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 9 |
| #248 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 6 |
| #100 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 16 |
| #60 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 9 |
| #146 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 12 |
| #125 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 14 |
| #92 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 16 |
| #69 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 20 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #257 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 3 |
| #94 | Professor What T-Shirt | 10 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #13 | Rümpelstiltz | 2 |
| #29 | Rad Lib | 602 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #59 | Red Army camouflage kit | 22 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #301 | Red Rover BB gun | 12 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #66 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 9 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #96 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #74 | SPF 451 lip balm | 29 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Saturday Night Special | 3 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #788 | Schrödinger's thermos | 6 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #102 | Shivering Chèvre | 38 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #76 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 19 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #63 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #56 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #60 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #55 | Smart Bone Dust | 13 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #109 | Sogg-Os | 3 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #4 | Staff of Kitchen Royalty | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #61 | Stephen's lab coat | 3 |
| #163 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #44 | Suffering Sinner | 2 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #56 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 4 |
| #84 | Supernova Champagne | 113 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #99 | TI-9000 calculator | 23 |
| #149 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 109 |
| #164 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 103 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #159 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 107 |
| #120 | Tales from the Fireside | 7 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #93 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 55 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Author's inkwell | 8 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #10 | The Bomb | 80 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #49 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #57 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 45 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #32 | Thriller Ice | 3 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 4 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 6 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #60 | Tiger-lily's milk | 67 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #279 | Typical Tavern swill | 17 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #13 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 46 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #599 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 12 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #16 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 2 |
| #608 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #25 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 61 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #75 | Ur-Donut | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #74 | Van der Graaf helmet | 4 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #33 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #135 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #69 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 23 |
| #49 | Wolfman Nardz | 38 |
| #34 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #37 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 2 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #220 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 2 |
| #144 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 69 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #28 | Yorick | 1 |
| #105 | Z-Bone steak | 24 |
| #133 | Ze™ goggles | 26 |
| #120 | Zim Merman's guitar | 6 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #63 | Zoodriver | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #13 | a butt tuba | 323 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #94 | actual reality goggles | 30 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #360 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #72 | airblaster gun | 56 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #43 | albatross necklace | 2 |
| #103 | alien autoautopsy kit | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #91 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| #69 | ancient spice | 76 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #258 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #34 | antique spyglass | 2 |
| #111 | arrowgram | 29 |
| #50 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 80 |
| #47 | asbestos apron | 27 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #35 | ash soda | 1 |
| #51 | assassin's cheese knife | 15 |
| #177 | astral mushroom | 90 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #563 | baconstone | 14 |
| #39 | bag of GORF | 607 |
| #43 | bag of GORP | 622 |
| #53 | bag of QWOP | 180 |
| #401 | bag of airline peanuts | 76 |
| #76 | bag of lard | 13 |
| #54 | bag of random words | 8 |
| #18 | bag of unfinished business | 3 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #67 | ballast turtle | 12 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #291 | banana | 20 |
| #176 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #19 | banana daiquiri | 27 |
| #106 | banana peel | 53 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #401 | bananagate | 15 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #20 | bark rootbeer | 28 |
| #74 | barrel beryl | 2 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
| #14 | barrel beryl ring | 1 |
| #39 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #75 | batarang | 7 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #269 | beach glass bead | 16 |
| #58 | beastly paste | 3 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #51 | bed of coals | 10 |
| #49 | beer basted brat | 8 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #23 | beer-scented teddy bear | 63 |
| #58 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #64 | begpwnia | 164 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #112 | bellhop bell | 5 |
| #56 | berries of suffering | 11 |
| #40 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #200 | bindlestocking | 13 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #117 | black candy heart | 122 |
| #34 | black cloak | 20 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #65 | black friar's tonsure | 33 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #289 | black kettle drum | 2 |
| #77 | black magic powder | 20 |
| #76 | black pepper | 88 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #128 | black-and-blue light | 473 |
| #98 | blackberry | 310 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #29 | blammer | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #19 | blob of Alphredo™ | 15 |
| #130 | blob of acid | 7 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #13 | blood sausage | 8 |
| #55 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #116 | blowdart | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #69 | blue oyster badge | 33 |
| #138 | blue plasma ball | 465 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #90 | blue potion | 5 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #104 | blue tulip | 2 |
| #97 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 14 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #51 | blunt cat claw | 2 |
| #35 | blunt icepick | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #39 | bobcat grenade | 4 |
| #177 | boiling seal blood | 10 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #234 | bone flute | 5 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #19 | booze-soaked cherry | 43 |
| #9 | boozebomb | 49 |
| #77 | borrowed time | 9 |
| #58 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #46 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 297 |
| #175 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 5 |
| #14 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 310 |
| #72 | bottle of Red-Out | 8 |
| #47 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 23 |
| #203 | bottle of antifreeze | 5 |
| #145 | bottle of black cat tonic | 6 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #248 | bottle of fire | 23 |
| #29 | bottle of lighter fluid | 112 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #110 | bottle of pirate juice | 7 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #205 | bottled inspiration | 3 |
| #74 | bottled swamp gas | 4 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #185 | boulder | 11 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #108 | bowl of fishysoisse | 8 |
| #28 | bowl of marinade | 14 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #90 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 29 |
| #38 | box of hammers | 4 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #127 | box turtle | 3 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #203 | brass gear | 2 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #91 | breakfast mess | 121 |
| #105 | breakfast miracle | 2 |
| #308 | brick | 122 |
| #164 | brigand brittle | 24 |
| #290 | brine | 66 |
| #31 | broken clock | 4 |
| #33 | broken glass grenade | 4 |
| #193 | bronze breastplate | 9 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #58 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 9 |
| #44 | bubbling tempura batter | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bucket of fish juice | 2 |
| #47 | bucket of honey | 105 |
| #107 | bucket of wine | 4 |
| #36 | bug paste | 3 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #50 | bull blubber | 15 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #67 | button rouge | 17 |
| #47 | buzzing mushroom wine | 1 |
| #54 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 11 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #528 | can of Binarrrca | 17 |
| #69 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 25 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #48 | can of drain cleaner | 7 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #53 | can of sardines | 24 |
| #162 | can of spinach | 12 |
| #80 | can of sterno | 3 |
| #267 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 31 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #65 | candied bolts | 11 |
| #72 | candied nuts | 11 |
| #135 | candied yams | 58 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #151 | candy kneecapping stick | 12 |
| #153 | candy knuckles | 12 |
| #48 | candy necktie | 1 |
| #1036 | canteen of wine | 15 |
| #74 | cap gun | 6 |
| #77 | carbonated water lily | 197 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #96 | caret | 2 |
| #29 | carrot nose | 97 |
| #159 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #17 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 26 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #47 | censored can label | 12 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #243 | cheap cigar butt | 8 |
| #38 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 21 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #128 | cheap studded belt | 471 |
| #61 | cheezburger | 3 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #69 | chewable paper | 7 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #43 | chlorophyll paste | 2 |
| #12 | chocolate cow bone | 1 |
| #201 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #517 | chocolate filthy lucre | 4 |
| #28 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 8 |
| #36 | chocolate pasta spoon | 76 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #24 | chocolate rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #77 | chocolate saucepan | 12 |
| #142 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #132 | chocolate stolen accordion | 4 |
| #140 | chocolate turtle totem | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #53 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 41 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #27 | cinnamon cannoli | 2 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #63 | classy monkey | 9 |
| #23 | clay peace-sign bead | 322 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #22 | clock-cleaning hammer | 6 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #149 | clockwork key | 11 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #49 | clove-flavored lip balm | 36 |
| #456 | clown hammer | 63 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #144 | clownskin harness | 2 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #117 | clumsiness bark | 9 |
| #83 | coal contact lenses | 5 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #382 | coconut shell | 103 |
| #5 | cod cape | 8 |
| #55 | cold mashed potatoes | 16 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #113 | cold seal sweat | 30 |
| #33 | cold-filtered water | 79 |
| #323 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #61 | colorful toad | 38 |
| #160 | comfy coffin | 7 |
| #21 | communal gobstopper | 25 |
| #48 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #25 | complicated lock impression | 1 |
| #97 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #55 | concentrated garbage juice | 11 |
| #47 | confiscated cell phone | 23 |
| #56 | confiscated comic book | 21 |
| #43 | confiscated love note | 33 |
| #82 | confusing LED clock | 122 |
| #71 | conjured ice cream | 8 |
| #85 | contract enforcement stick | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | cookie cookie | 12 |
| #41 | cool cat claw | 3 |
| #13 | cool cat elixir | 30 |
| #47 | cool jelly donut | 2 |
| #75 | cool mushroom | 38 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #51 | corncob pipe | 22 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #429 | corpse on the beach | 12 |
| #139 | corpsebite | 2 |
| #379 | corpsedriver | 13 |
| #467 | corpsetini | 11 |
| #118 | correction fluid | 9 |
| #433 | corrupted data | 22 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #51 | costume rental shop | 19 |
| #103 | cotton candy cone | 8 |
| #135 | cotton candy pillow | 2 |
| #61 | cotton candy pinch | 5 |
| #59 | cotton candy plug | 9 |
| #118 | cotton candy skoshe | 1 |
| #55 | cotton candy smidgen | 7 |
| #103 | cranberry cordial | 3 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #125 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #49 | creepy nursery rhyme | 13 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #31 | croquet hedgehog | 3 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #44 | cruelty-free wine | 146 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #69 | crystal skull | 3 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #59 | crystallized memory | 4 |
| #38 | cube of billiard chalk | 11 |
| #13 | cuckoo clock | 1 |
| #46 | cuddly teddy bear | 1 |
| #57 | cup of hickory chicory | 6 |
| #41 | cup of infinite pencils | 24 |
| #116 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 3 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #76 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #117 | cymbal syrup | 129 |
| #49 | d10 | 268 |
| #43 | d12 | 259 |
| #42 | d20 | 220 |
| #35 | d4 | 139 |
| #39 | d6 | 200 |
| #42 | d8 | 266 |
| #69 | dancing fan | 13 |
| #42 | dangerous jerkcicle | 30 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #46 | deadly lampshade | 13 |
| #66 | death blossom | 8 |
| #113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #169 | decaying goldfish liver | 49 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #89 | deep six-shooter | 2 |
| #253 | defective skull | 96 |
| #148 | delectable catalyst | 2 |
| #145 | delectable fire ant | 2 |
| #91 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #1339 | delicious salad | 7 |
| #177 | delicious shimmering moth | 4 |
| #140 | delicious stinkbug | 2 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #71 | demonic surgical gloves | 5 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #49 | dented spoon | 54 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #146 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 5 |
| #319 | designer handbag | 9 |
| #47 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #73 | detective skull | 2 |
| #31 | dethklok | 5 |
| #46 | deviled egg | 18 |
| #115 | devilish folio | 11 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #314 | dill | 118 |
| #42 | dinner roll | 21 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #199 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 4 |
| #190 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 4 |
| #205 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 4 |
| #202 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 4 |
| #191 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 4 |
| #193 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 4 |
| #203 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 4 |
| #197 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 4 |
| #201 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 4 |
| #197 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 4 |
| #202 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 4 |
| #188 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 4 |
| #215 | discocktail | 14 |
| #53 | disembodied smile | 15 |
| #129 | disintegrating sheet music | 65 |
| #58 | disposable lighter | 13 |
| #296 | distilled fortified wine | 9 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #184 | divine blowout | 136 |
| #192 | divine can of silly string | 120 |
| #289 | divine champagne flute | 23 |
| #197 | divine champagne popper | 35 |
| #194 | divine cracker | 43 |
| #184 | divine noisemaker | 137 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #136 | dollar-sign bag | 28 |
| #214 | donkey flipbook | 4 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #28 | drafty drawers | 3 |
| #48 | dragon snaps | 94 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #270 | drop of water-37 | 20 |
| #43 | dry cleaning receipt | 38 |
| #262 | dry noodles | 500 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #59 | dueling turtle | 5 |
| #80 | dumb mud | 3 |
| #45 | dungeoneering kit | 24 |
| #235 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 96 |
| #208 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 120 |
| #216 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 101 |
| #177 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 136 |
| #218 | dusty bottle of Port | 112 |
| #206 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 100 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #45 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 40 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #51 | ectoplasm au jus | 25 |
| #42 | ectoplasmic paste | 5 |
| #24 | eerie fetish | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #51 | eldritch dough | 23 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #14 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #42 | electric Kool-Aid | 3 |
| #55 | electric copperhead potion | 30 |
| #68 | electric crutch | 4 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #101 | elephant stinger | 7 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #82 | embezzler's oil | 7 |
| #42 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 315 |
| #391 | empty agua de vida bottle | 500 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #66 | enchanted muesli | 59 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #179 | encoder ring | 109 |
| #25 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #60 | expensive cigar | 4 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #677 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 39 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #110 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #17 | extremely wet T-shirt | 19 |
| #63 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 20 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #250 | fairy gravy boat | 4 |
| #53 | fake blood | 22 |
| #330 | fake fake vomit | 98 |
| #281 | fake hand | 96 |
| #68 | fake plastic grass | 24 |
| #12 | fake washboard | 1 |
| #67 | fancy ball mask | 2 |
| #37 | fancy bath salts | 840 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #50 | fancy blue potion | 19 |
| #17 | fancy tin beer can | 22 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #197 | fat bottom quark | 9 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #238 | fiery wing | 18 |
| #115 | figurine of a charred seal | 24 |
| #348 | figurine of a cold seal | 17 |
| #208 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 6 |
| #111 | figurine of a sleek seal | 20 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #197 | figurine of a stinking seal | 11 |
| #197 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 6 |
| #91 | filet of The Fish | 2 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #65 | filthy armor | 8 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #742 | fine wine | 2 |
| #39 | finger exerciser | 66 |
| #478 | fire | 11 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #131 | [2426]fire flower | 9 |
| #72 | fireball | 20 |
| #68 | fireclutch | 45 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #257 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #609 | flaming feather | 6 |
| #145 | flaming mushroom | 19 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #66 | flaming sword | 13 |
| #83 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 2 |
| #89 | flask of Amontillado | 2 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #66 | flask of rainwater | 31 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #127 | flavored foot massage oil | 478 |
| #110 | flayed mind | 11 |
| #497 | flirtatious feather | 7 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #327 | floaty sand | 49 |
| #43 | floral-print skirt | 3 |
| #45 | flower petal pie | 18 |
| #79 | flowing hippy skirt | 15 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #34 | fluorescent lightbulb | 3 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #130 | foam dart | 449 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #144 | foetid seal tear | 44 |
| #35 | folder (D-Team) | 1 |
| #9 | folder (KOLHS) | 3 |
| #17 | folder (Knight Writer) | 1 |
| #28 | folder (Seawolf) | 1 |
| #16 | folder (Stinky Trash Kid) | 7 |
| #15 | folder (Yedi) | 38 |
| #43 | folder (blue) | 1 |
| #45 | folder (green) | 1 |
| #22 | folder (heavy metal) | 36 |
| #10 | folder (holographic fractal) | 1 |
| #14 | folder (magenta) | 2 |
| #16 | folder (owl) | 3 |
| #25 | folder (rainbow unicorn) | 2 |
| #42 | folder (red) | 1 |
| #20 | folder (smiley face) | 9 |
| #16 | folder (space skeleton) | 8 |
| #19 | folder (sports car) | 28 |
| #15 | folder (sportsballs) | 42 |
| #20 | folder (wizard) | 3 |
| #20 | folder (yellow) | 2 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #46 | forbidden danish | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #50 | forest spirit rattle | 10 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #57 | frayed rope belt | 19 |
| #25 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 14 |
| #53 | freezerburned ice cube | 7 |
| #93 | freezin' bindle | 6 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #273 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #116 | frog lip-print | 2 |
| #52 | frost flower | 10 |
| #67 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #59 | frosty halo | 3 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #66 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #726 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #427 | frozen mushroom | 5 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #49 | frozen turtle shell | 5 |
| #65 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #36 | frying brainpan | 2 |
| #150 | fudge bunny | 4 |
| #727 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #50 | funky dried mushroom | 255 |
| #92 | funky eyepatch | 3 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #46 | furry halo | 4 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #32 | gamer slurry | 35 |
| #88 | garbage juice slurpee | 23 |
| #74 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #104 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #337 | ghost cucumber | 129 |
| #20 | ghost toga | 34 |
| #91 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #79 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #68 | giant clay ashtray | 7 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #76 | giant green gummi bear | 4 |
| #129 | giant green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #67 | giant neckbeard | 34 |
| #77 | giant red gummi bear | 4 |
| #122 | giant red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #113 | giant tube of black lipstick | 67 |
| #78 | giant yellow gummi bear | 4 |
| #121 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #36 | gift card | 16 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #31 | gilded BRICKO brick | 2 |
| #29 | gilt perfume bottle | 52 |
| #18 | gingerbread hoodie | 11 |
| #58 | gingerbread robot | 11 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| #25 | glacial clock | 5 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #81 | glass of gnat milk | 32 |
| #73 | glass of warm milk | 30 |
| #61 | glass of warm water | 6 |
| #18 | glass slipper | 3 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #54 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 13 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #126 | glowing fungus | 3 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #57 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #240 | goatskin umbrella | 6 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #69 | gold crown | 25 |
| #276 | gold lamé pants | 2 |
| #83 | gold star | 41 |
| #81 | gold toothbrush | 56 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2422 | golden ring | 12 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #225 | goth kid t-shirt | 23 |
| #28 | grandfather watch | 2 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #15 | graveyard snowglobe | 29 |
| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #48 | grease cannon | 1 |
| #64 | grease trap | 8 |
| #47 | greasy paste | 4 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #616 | green beer | 19 |
| #536 | green candy heart | 19 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #33 | green cloth cap | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #62 | green eggnog | 3 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #700 | green gummi ingot | 17 |
| #50 | green hamhock | 3 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #98 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 15 |
| #499 | gremlin juice | 2 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #32 | grim fairy tale | 38 |
| #98 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #56 | grimy lab coat | 11 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #50 | groose grease | 15 |
| #20 | groovy prism necklace | 3 |
| #297 | grungy bandana | 2 |
| #56 | grungy flannel shirt | 12 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #347 | guano coffee cup | 4 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #35 | guts necklace | 2 |
| #467 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #45 | gym membership card | 20 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #64 | haggis socks | 77 |
| #59 | haggis-infused soap | 147 |
| #66 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 92 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #80 | half-empty carton of milk | 3 |
| #65 | half-orchid | 164 |
| #249 | half-sized guitar | 2 |
| #107 | hamburger | 17 |
| #471 | hamethyst | 17 |
| #30 | hammerus | 2 |
| #62 | hand-carved bokken | 2 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #27 | hand-carved staff | 3 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #55 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 4 |
| #46 | handful of Smithereens | 179 |
| #1988 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #100 | handful of crafty noodles | 5 |
| #61 | handful of fire | 10 |
| #78 | handful of honey | 132 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #167 | handful of nuts and berries | 27 |
| #280 | handful of pine needles | 12 |
| #136 | handful of sand | 178 |
| #37 | handful of walnuts | 209 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #83 | handyman "hand soap" | 4 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #142 | harem girl t-shirt | 9 |
| #57 | haunted flame | 6 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #100 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #159 | hedgeturtle | 5 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #96 | henna face paint | 21 |
| #61 | henna tattoo | 43 |
| #272 | herb brownies | 105 |
| #91 | herbal stuffing | 63 |
| #324 | herbs | 72 |
| #1558 | herringcello | 10 |
| #56 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 22 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #218 | hippy bongo | 3 |
| #42 | hippy herbal tea | 136 |
| #51 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #50 | hippy protest button | 182 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #104 | holistic headache remedy | 47 |
| #25 | holy bomb, batman | 10 |
| #52 | home robotics kit | 84 |
| #88 | homeopathic healing powder | 3 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #58 | hot ashes | 9 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #154 | huge gold coin | 34 |
| #32 | hustler shades | 52 |
| #122 | ice stein | 3 |
| #95 | icy hairspray | 2 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #121 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 3 |
| #177 | immense cyborg hand | 12 |
| #81 | impure gasoline | 31 |
| #33 | indescribably horrible paste | 5 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #51 | infrablack lipstick | 10 |
| #96 | ingot of seal-iron | 3 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #14 | intimidating coiffure | 6 |
| #78 | invisibility cream | 2 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #39 | iron helmet | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #42 | iron torso box | 19 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #114 | janglin' bones | 24 |
| #82 | janitor's mop | 1 |
| #34 | jar full of wind | 43 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #22 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 4 |
| #31 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 2 |
| #29 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 2 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #28 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 2 |
| #159 | jar of squeeze | 6 |
| #686 | jar of swamp gas | 25 |
| #23 | java cookie | 23 |
| #189 | jawbruiser | 12 |
| #236 | jazz soap | 119 |
| #61 | jazzy cigarette holder | 14 |
| #522 | jerky coins | 35 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #248 | joybuzzer | 114 |
| #180 | jungle drum | 3 |
| #33 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #41 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #40 | kamicorpse-ee | 10 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #2169 | killing feather | 12 |
| #105 | king cookie | 2 |
| #90 | kneecapping stick | 188 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #103 | knobby helmet turtle | 5 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1240 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #107 | kobold kibble | 13 |
| #583 | kumquartz | 7 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #60 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #58 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #357 | lavender candy heart | 61 |
| #134 | leather bookmark | 2 |
| #72 | leather glove | 9 |
| #191 | legitimate business on the beach | 9 |
| #87 | lesser grodulated violet | 171 |
| #252 | lewd playing card | 10 |
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| #138 | love song of naughty innuendo | 65 |
| #146 | love song of smoldering passion | 47 |
| #144 | love song of sugary cuteness | 44 |
| #142 | love song of vague ambiguity | 54 |
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| #31 | lucky bottlecap | 27 |
| #116 | lucky cat's paw | 2 |
| #58 | lump of Brituminous coal | 187 |
| #195 | lunar isotope | 114 |
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| #944 | mafia aria | 15 |
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| #226 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 122 |
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| #56 | magicberry tablets | 124 |
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| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #139 | massive gemstone | 21 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #59 | mercenary headband | 23 |
| #30 | metal band T-shirt | 23 |
| #56 | midriff scrubs | 28 |
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| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
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| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #21 | mixed wildflower greens | 95 |
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| #323 | molten brick | 12 |
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| #88 | monster pants | 4 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #110 | mood ring | 127 |
| #49 | moonberry wine cooler | 47 |
| #40 | mulled cider | 51 |
| #780 | mummy costume | 5 |
| #75 | muscle oil | 8 |
| #227 | mushroom fermenting solution | 35 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #41 | nail file | 56 |
| #83 | natty blue ascot | 4 |
| #100 | neoprene skullcap | 2 |
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| #91 | ninja eyeblack | 6 |
| #58 | ninja fear powder | 16 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #35 | noxious gas grenade | 2 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #74 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
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| #30 | occult jelly donut | 7 |
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| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
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| #45 | oil shell | 5 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #74 | oil-filled donut | 3 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #53 | oily paste | 2 |
| #85 | old candy wrapper | 1 |
| #48 | old love note | 69 |
| #32 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 13 |
| #41 | old school beer pull tab | 58 |
| #63 | old school calculator watch | 88 |
| #140 | old-fashioned | 4 |
| #50 | one glove | 18 |
| #306 | opera mask | 2 |
| #464 | orange candy heart | 45 |
| #62 | orange leather lanyard | 10 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #105 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 12 |
| #39 | orc paste | 3 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #132 | out-of-tune biwa | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #50 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #273 | oversized fish scaler | 12 |
| #37 | oversized snowflake | 4 |
| #88 | padded tortoise | 2 |
| #70 | page of the Necrohobocon | 40 |
| #49 | paint bomb | 65 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
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| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #127 | palm-frond cloak | 2 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #118 | panhandle panhandling hat | 13 |
| #180 | paperclip | 274 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #61 | pat of butter | 23 |
| #21 | patchouli incense stick | 1,263 |
| #5 | patchouli oil bomb | 884 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #153 | peanut brittle shield | 24 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #580 | pearidot | 7 |
| #19 | pearl diver's necklace | 1 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #29 | penguin paste | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #344 | penguin skin | 224 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #135 | peppermint sprout | 8 |
| #12 | perforated battle paddle | 676 |
| #18 | perl necklace | 18 |
| #62 | perpendicular guano | 18 |
| #276 | personal massager | 94 |
| #136 | personalized coffee mug | 526 |
| #186 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 136 |
| #215 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 129 |
| #57 | petit 4.1 | 11 |
| #25 | petit fortran | 15 |
| #138 | petrified wood | 75 |
| #72 | phish stick | 15 |
| #60 | pickpocket protector | 13 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #146 | piece of wedding cake | 68 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #35 | pillow shell | 4 |
| #59 | pin-stripe slacks | 8 |
| #378 | pink candy heart | 60 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #87 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 14 |
| #119 | pirate cream pie | 11 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #68 | plague pie | 10 |
| #65 | plastic Jefferson wings | 32 |
| #249 | plastic cup of beer | 6 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #63 | plastic nunchaku | 7 |
| #245 | plastic passion fruit | 7 |
| #44 | plum wine | 27 |
| #183 | plump juicy grub | 6 |
| #94 | plunge-leg | 3 |
| #187 | pocket theremin | 3 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #84 | pog #01 (spider) | 11 |
| #91 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 11 |
| #95 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 11 |
| #90 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 11 |
| #93 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 11 |
| #89 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 11 |
| #86 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 11 |
| #85 | pog #08 (hellion) | 11 |
| #103 | pog #09 (pirate) | 11 |
| #93 | pog #10 (hobo) | 11 |
| #88 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 11 |
| #444 | pointy mushroom | 4 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #22 | polo trophy | 4 |
| #29 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 22 |
| #173 | polyalloy shield | 12 |
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| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #66 | pool of liquid metal | 10 |
| #135 | pool torpedo | 12 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #116 | pork elf goodies sack | 68 |
| #109 | porkpocket | 1 |
| #507 | porquoise | 15 |
| #61 | portable cassette player | 10 |
| #64 | possibility potion | 3 |
| #42 | post-holiday sale coupon | 30 |
| #30 | potion of X-ray vision | 2 |
| #30 | potion of animal rage | 4 |
| #36 | potion of punctual companionship | 3 |
| #30 | potion of the captain's hammer | 4 |
| #46 | potion of the field gar | 5 |
| #19 | potion of the litterbox | 18 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #849 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #227 | powdered donut | 5 |
| #16 | power pill | 93 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #164 | prismatic wad | 30 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #50 | psychoanalytic jar | 20 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #28 | pulled blue taffy | 120 |
| #40 | pulled green taffy | 46 |
| #31 | pulled indigo taffy | 52 |
| #43 | pulled orange taffy | 121 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #36 | pulled red taffy | 91 |
| #49 | pulled violet taffy | 97 |
| #31 | pulled yellow taffy | 31 |
| #133 | pulsing flesh | 20 |
| #380 | pumpkinhead mask | 18 |
| #60 | punk patch | 67 |
| #41 | punk rock jacket | 87 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #85 | purple corpsel | 4 |
| #52 | purple prose pen | 10 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #125 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 13 |
| #75 | pygmy adder oil | 79 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #103 | pygmy dart | 9 |
| #89 | pygmy papers | 33 |
| #66 | pygmy witchhazel | 31 |
| #403 | quantum taco | 33 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #236 | queen cookie | 2 |
| #59 | question juice | 5 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #80 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 4 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #166 | raisin | 3 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #50 | ravenous eye | 8 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #50 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 26 |
| #50 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 21 |
| #47 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 142 |
| #60 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 13 |
| #51 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 11 |
| #60 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 11 |
| #48 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 21 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #63 | red badge | 3 |
| #69 | red book | 6 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #21 | red coat | 23 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #48 | red foxglove | 7 |
| #742 | red gummi ingot | 13 |
| #48 | red masque | 5 |
| #98 | red potion | 1 |
| #66 | red red wine | 24 |
| #29 | red shirt | 22 |
| #53 | red shoe | 4 |
| #64 | red silk skirt | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #86 | red tulip | 2 |
| #134 | red-and-green sweater | 22 |
| #64 | red-headed corpse | 5 |
| #62 | red-hot jawbreaker | 4 |
| #26 | reflection of a map | 38 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #15 | remorseless knife | 6 |
| #86 | resolution: be feistier | 30 |
| #70 | resolution: be happier | 33 |
| #59 | resolution: be kinder | 14 |
| #66 | resolution: be luckier | 12 |
| #61 | resolution: be more adventurous | 12 |
| #92 | resolution: be sexier | 28 |
| #82 | resolution: be smarter | 32 |
| #85 | resolution: be stronger | 24 |
| #65 | resolution: be wealthier | 23 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #141 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #80 | ribbon candy | 23 |
| #477 | rice bowl | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #39 | ridiculous sandwich | 34 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #303 | rigid carapace | 12 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #1120 | roasted marshmallow | 9 |
| #68 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 6 |
| #69 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 6 |
| #66 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 8 |
| #68 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 5 |
| #73 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 8 |
| #70 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 7 |
| #74 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 8 |
| #65 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 6 |
| #64 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 8 |
| #1364 | robotronic egg | 12 |
| #2367 | rogue swarmer | 12 |
| #147 | roll of Hob-Os | 5 |
| #66 | roll of toilet paper | 1,456 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #95 | rose | 69 |
| #137 | round blue bomb | 1 |
| #44 | round green sunglasses | 24 |
| #17 | round purple sunglasses | 806 |
| #100 | rubber band gun | 2 |
| #303 | rubber emo roe | 104 |
| #51 | rubber spider | 15 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #12 | rusty staff | 1 |
| #93 | safety vest | 2 |
| #130 | salt water taffy | 2 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #66 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2294 | sawblade fragment | 12 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #97 | scotch on the rocks | 4 |
| #61 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 492 |
| #87 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 489 |
| #90 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 508 |
| #83 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 470 |
| #71 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 448 |
| #76 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 473 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #456 | scroll of pasta summoning | 27 |
| #124 | scrumptious reagent | 1,300 |
| #36 | scrunchie tourniquet | 136 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #192 | seal-blubber candle | 19 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #77 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 87 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #42 | shadowy cat claw | 3 |
| #29 | shaker of dry rub | 16 |
| #60 | shamanic ham | 9 |
| #131 | shard of double-ice | 79 |
| 🥈 | sharp tin strip | 1 |
| #30 | sharpened hubcap | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #69 | shining goblet | 1 |
| #43 | shining halo | 4 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #261 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #65 | shock belt | 3 |
| #46 | shocked shell | 6 |
| #77 | shopkeeper beard | 1 |
| #56 | short deposition | 61 |
| #17 | shot of flower schnapps | 207 |
| #138 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 4 |
| #42 | shrapnel jelly donut | 2 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #83 | silver cheese-slicer | 2 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #60 | silver paté knife | 2 |
| #244 | silver shrimp fork | 9 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #95 | sinister-looking cat | 7 |
| #357 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #72 | skelelton spine | 123 |
| #59 | skeletal banana | 39 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #27 | skull with a fuse in it | 6 |
| #104 | sleazy bindle | 6 |
| #434 | sleeping stocking | 6 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #96 | slice of pizza | 55 |
| #48 | slime convention coupons | 5 |
| #50 | slime convention flyers | 5 |
| #44 | slime convention pin | 5 |
| #171 | slime convention swag bag | 3 |
| #51 | slime convention t-shirt | 5 |
| #49 | slimy paste | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #36 | smashed danish | 2 |
| #49 | smellbook | 17 |
| #96 | smoked potsherd | 11 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #49 | smooth mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | smudge stick | 1 |
| #148 | smudged alchemical recipe | 3 |
| #81 | smut orc sunglasses | 22 |
| #50 | snailmail bits | 12 |
| #42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #48 | snapdragon pistil | 25 |
| #78 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 446 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #21 | snowstick | 4 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #211 | soggy seed packet | 2 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| #111 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 3 |
| #84 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #10 | space jam | 73 |
| #61 | space marine flash grenade | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #70 | spangly mariachi vest | 7 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #92 | spare neck bolts | 2 |
| #420 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #93 | spices | 692 |
| #53 | spicy jerky stick | 19 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #27 | spirit bed | 3 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #146 | spirit blanket | 2 |
| #153 | spirit gum | 21 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #85 | spirit pillow | 5 |
| #136 | spirit sheet | 2 |
| #424 | spooky bark | 28 |
| #159 | spooky bindle | 6 |
| #82 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 10 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #148 | spooky sap | 72 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #68 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 8 |
| #95 | squashed frog | 262 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #57 | steampunk potion | 83 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #42 | steel sword | 1 |
| #69 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #136 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 439 |
| #99 | sticky gloves | 2 |
| #64 | sticky hand whip | 6 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #180 | stinkin' bindle | 4 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #372 | stinky mushroom | 6 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #41 | strange paste | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #65 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #428 | strawberyl | 13 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #22 | stress ball | 42 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #572 | stuffed angry cow | 77 |
| #552 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 82 |
| #537 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 81 |
| #505 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 88 |
| #78 | stuffed martini | 111 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #457 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 92 |
| #495 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 88 |
| #674 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 68 |
| #124 | stuffed teddy butler | 245 |
| #126 | stylish swimsuit | 24 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #43 | sugar banana | 70 |
| #41 | sugar cherry | 70 |
| #40 | sugar lime | 73 |
| #253 | sugar shard | 2 |
| #78 | sugar sheet | 420 |
| #154 | sugar-coated pine cone | 21 |
| #483 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #185 | supportive bra | 13 |
| #53 | surgical apron | 16 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #37 | sweatband | 1 |
| #55 | sweet mochi ball | 43 |
| #37 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
| #53 | swirling mushroom wine | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #106 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 5 |
| #124 | tankard of ale | 13 |
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