| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1328 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #53 | Skullhead's Screw | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #336 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 8 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #1648 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #89 | black striped oyster egg | 37 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #22 | blue plastic oyster egg | 313 |
| #86 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 30 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #179 | bowl of lucky charms | 4 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #155 | bunny liver | 61 |
| #28 | burrowgrub hive | 5 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1329 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #719 | cocoa egg | 8 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #631 | corrupted data | 5 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #64 | das boot | 2 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1297 | defective skull | 3 |
| #1083 | delicious salad | 12 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1358 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1410 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #776 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #522 | frozen nunchaku | 3 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #348 | gas balloon | 13 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #426 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #641 | heart-shaped balloon | 6 |
| #863 | herb brownies | 6 |
| #354 | herbs | 58 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #1324 | jazz soap | 8 |
| #1188 | joybuzzer | 13 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #90 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 31 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #766 | long skinny balloon | 3 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #22 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 116 |
| #20 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 108 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1406 | mushroom fermenting solution | 4 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #340 | ninja mop | 5 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #55 | obnoxious riddle | 6 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #24 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 100 |
| #356 | off-white striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #60 | oily golden mushroom | 6 |
| #1352 | old sweatpants | 17 |
| #19 | pair of ragged claws | 15 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #277 | personalized coffee mug | 266 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1381 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #1504 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #96 | puce plastic oyster egg | 28 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #130 | red plastic baby | 4 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #103 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 22 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #453 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 3 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1681 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #86 | stuffed ninja snowman | 100 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #18 | throbbing rage gland | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #598 | unstable DNA | 89 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #366 | white balloon | 10 |
| #1507 | whoopie cushion | 6 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1211 | x-ray specs | 4 |
| #174 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1481 | yellow snowcone | 8 |