Museum :: Ibaslomofo

Ibaslomofo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#90	"KICK ME" sign	5
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1119	1-ball	2
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#1050	2-ball	2
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#89	4-d camera	3
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1077	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1486	7-ball	1
#667	8-ball	26
#626	9-ball	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#178	Alewife™ Ale	6
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#97	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	15
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#66	Atomic Pop	16
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#53	Azurite	1
#176	BACON	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#33	BRICKO reactor	24
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#23	Bash-Ōs boxtop	29
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#143	Battlie Light Saver	3
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#141	Bit O' Ectoplasm	18
#145	BitterSweetTarts	8
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#273	Blatantly Canadian	10
#157	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#528	Blood Light	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#28	Boltsmann ID badge	2
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#60	Boxing Day Pass	2
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#169	C.H.U.M. chum	9
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1047	CRIMBCO scrip	50
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#225	CSA discount card	1
#208	CSA fire-starting kit	66
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#49	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#55	Cheer-Up soda	14
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#429	Cloaca grenade	38
#419	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	9
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#630	Cold Hots candy	6
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#588	Corpse Island iced tea	9
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#265	Crimbo Factory surprise box	8
#802	Crimbo candied pecan	10
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#214	Crimbo food scraps	1
#623	Crimbo fudge	15
#816	Crimbo peppermint bark	9
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#226	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#259	Crimbonium fuel rod	4
#168	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#195	Crimbot battery	4
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#381	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	3
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#171	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#345	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	4
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#1171	Crimboween memo	9
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#31	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#74	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	162
#36	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	3
#112	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3
#146	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	42
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#127	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#66	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	10
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#523	Daffy Taffy	57
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#180	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	21
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#482	Dyspepsi grenade	27
#448	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	7
#406	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	6
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#66	El Vibrato power sphere	25
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#162	Elf Army machine parts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#280	Elf Guard MPC	19
#92	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#66	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#107	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#130	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	2
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#91	Elvish delight	4
#1165	Ent cider	1
#48	Eye Agate	1
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#139	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#123	Freddy Kruegerand	68
#214	Frogade	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#178	GOTO	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#951	Go-Wassail	3
#528	Goodfella contract	30
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#115	Gummi-DNA	12
#364	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#40	Guzzlr cocktail set	1
#457	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Holiday Fun!	2
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#139	How to Play Othello	2
#62	Hundred Headed IPA	3
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#828	Imp Ale	100
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#427	Instant Karma	14
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#90	Jamaican coffee	2
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#70	Junk-Bond	2
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#492	Knob Goblin firecracker	29
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#87	Knob Goblin stink bomb	7
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#137	Knoll mushroom	100
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#79	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,012
#12	LED candle	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#52	Lapis Lazuli	1
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#5	Lava Miner's Daughter	2
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#99	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#423	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	91
#814	M-242	5
#317	Mad Train wine	327
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#32	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
#103	Mariner's Friend cough drops	8
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#179	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	13
#397	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#134	Mer-kin cookiestove	11
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#536	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#56	Mint Yulep	3
#1332	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#481	Mr. Mediocrebar	112
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#182	Now and Earlier	27
#155	O'RLY manual	5
#80	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
#305	PEEZ dispenser	5
#173	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	6
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#169	Penultimate Fantasy chest	200
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#5	Psycho From The Heat	2
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#14	Puffstone cigar	1
#128	Racisto Ruidoso	3
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#127	Red Roger's reliquary	1
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#659	Rock Pops	80
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#98	Rubee™	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#46	S.A.V.E. flyer	10
#195	SPF 451 lip balm	12
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#821	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#364	Senior Mints	15
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#150	Sinful Desires	4
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#10	Source terminal PRAM chip	1
#19	Space Baby children's book	4
#65	Spacegate Research	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#12	Spirit of Thanksgiving	1
#13	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1
#295	Spooky Surprise Egg	46
#44	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#62	Spring Bros. solenoid	2
#102	Squat-Thrust Magazine	10
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#191	Steal This Candy	11
#80	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#63	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	2
#58	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	2
#208	Sugar Cog	12
#437	Summer Nights	3
#39	Swedish coffee	3
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#68	Tales of Spelunking	3
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#109	Texas tea	1
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#257	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	13
🥉	The Firegate Tapes	3
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
#160	Trainbot circuitry	2
#145	Trainbot linkages	2
#155	Trainbot optics	2
#152	Trainbot plating	2
#147	Trainbot servomotors	2
#158	Trainbot tubing	2
#315	Travels with Jerry	4
#29	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#64	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	64
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#62	VYKEA bracket	2
#49	VYKEA dowel	52
#47	VYKEA instructions	2
#37	VYKEA plank	52
#39	VYKEA rail	52
#43	VYKEA woadpaint	50
#1400	Valentine	8
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#672	Wint-O-Fresh mint	14
#217	Wolfman Nardz	7
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#48	Wrecked Generator	5
#64	Xiblaxian circuitry	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#15	Young Man's Crew Sequester	1
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#1358	Yummy Tummy bean	100
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#110	abandoned candy	14
#207	abominable blubber	1
#66	absentee voter ballot	1
#330	accidental cider	3
#81	acoustic guitarrr	58
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#330	agua de vida	2
#190	airblaster gun	1
#122	alien autoautopsy kit	1
#271	all-purpose cleaner	22
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#157	alphabet gum	11
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#657	ammonite fossil	5
#44	ancient calendar	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#151	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#72	ancient pills	1
#215	ancient stone fist	2
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#27	angry agate	1
#48	animal part cracker	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#239	anniversary gift box	9
#97	antimatter wad	2
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#51	antique bottle of cough syrup	14
#108	antique greaves	101
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#119	antique helmet	97
#212	antique machete	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#116	antique nutcracker figurine	2
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#933	antique record album	1
#95	antique shield	120
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#82	antique spear	152
#369	around the world	3
#387	asbestos staff	1
#769	aspirin	1
#78	astral mushroom	290
#1082	astronaut pants	5
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#115	attention spanner	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#70	automa-bot parts	185
#52	autumn-spice donut	1
#13	autumnic bomb	1
#707	awful poetry journal	77
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#164	backwoods screwdriver	6
#404	baconstone	20
#2162	badass belt	24
#146	bag of Cheat-Os	104
#212	bag of GORF	1
#222	bag of GORP	1
#1719	bag of airline peanuts	2
#502	bag of bones	1
#66	bag of foreign bribes	1
#147	bag of lard	8
#132	bag of many confections	1
#1016	baggie of powdered sugar	4
#1147	banana	1
#655	banana peel	1
#121	banana supersucker	5
#368	banana-frosted king cake	8
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#331	bat wing	41
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#1167	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#23	battery (9-Volt)	1
#32	battery (AAA)	2
#22	battery (D)	2
#31	battery (car)	1
#37	battery-powered drill	1
#88	bazookafish bubble gum	56
#49	beach ball marble	1
#290	beach glass bead	14
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#161	bed of coals	5
#860	beer bomb	3
#149	beer goggles	3
#673	beer helmet	1
#194	beer lens	14
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#788	beertini	1
#185	begpwnia	22
#18	beige clambroth marble	3
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#619	belemnite fossil	5
#92	bent scrap metal	7
#124	berries of suffering	2
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#94	big glob of skin	2
#89	bindle of joy	1
#442	bindlestocking	5
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#589	black & tan	1
#231	black Crimbo ball	1
#54	black brandy	1
#54	black candygram	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#135	black gold	4
#390	black kettle drum	1
#132	black lotus	1
#353	black paisley oyster egg	14
#646	black plastic oyster egg	7
#500	black polka-dot oyster egg	10
#111	black sheepskin diploma	3
#258	black spot	3
#214	black striped oyster egg	22
#656	black-and-blue light	20
#151	blackberry polite	1
#63	blammer	1
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
🥇	blank note	1
#80	blank prescription sheet	2
#324	blind-packed capsule toy	11
#345	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	5
#2865	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#1654	blood flower	1
#607	blue glowstick	2
#204	blue paisley oyster egg	15
#702	blue plasma ball	13
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#341	blue plastic oyster egg	14
#334	blue polka-dot oyster egg	12
#230	blue striped oyster egg	18
#137	blue tulip	1
#205	blue-frosted astral cupcake	6
#199	blueberry-frosted king cake	7
#242	boilermaker	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#411	bone chips	33
#134	book of matches	4
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#140	borrowed time	2
#645	bottle of Blank-Out	6
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#278	bottle of Ooze-O	2
#128	bottle of Pinot Renoir	13
#116	bottle of Red-Out	1
#262	bottle of alcohol	12
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#244	bottle of black cat tonic	2
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#408	bottle of fire	1
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#75	bottle of lighter fluid	1
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#129	bottle of realpagne	4
#89	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	5
#144	bottle of rum	715
#68	bottle of sea wine	1
#289	bottle of sewage schnapps	20
#179	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#239	bottle of whiskey	200
#205	bottled inspiration	3
#381	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#165	bowl of mernudo	1
#134	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#22	box of hammers	12
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#421	boxed wine	50
#159	brass gear	10
#501	breaded beer	1
#1856	brick	6
#141	brick of sand	14
#114	broken carburetor	2
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#48	broken glass grenade	2
#74	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#165	brown crock marble	2
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#294	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#165	bucket of honey	12
#138	bucket of wine	2
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#611	bunch of bananas	4
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#24	bundle of firewood	2
#233	buoybottoms	3
#50	burning newspaper	1
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#128	burst hellseal brain	74
#82	bus pass	16
#77	butterfly knife	1
#220	cabooze	4
#489	can of Binarrrca	19
#485	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#127	can of Red Minotaur	38
#421	can of Swiller	3
#210	can of black paint	1
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#269	can of spinach	8
#81	can of sterno	3
#20	can opener	1
#76	can-can-in-a-can	6
#363	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	25
#669	candied bolts	1
#902	candied kobold	2
#666	candied nuts	1
#541	candied yams	17
#226	candy brain	17
#680	candy cane	53
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#666	candy knuckles	4
#1326	candy stake	5
#39	canteen of eggnog	2
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1613	carbon nanotube frame	2
#76	carrot nose	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#139	chainsaw chain	5
#88	chakra malt	2
#143	chakra sludge	8
#90	chakra-mental wine	3
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1338	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#355	cheap toaster	6
#140	cheer-o-gram	3
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#41	cheerful antler hat	2
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#56	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
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#342	yellow paisley oyster egg	8
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#212	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	10
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#1465	yo-yo	8
#165	yule gruel	2

Wow, that's 42,140 items total!

what items are this player missing?