Museum :: Ibaslomofo

Ibaslomofo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#87	"KICK ME" sign	5
#578	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1114	1-ball	2
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#1045	2-ball	2
#1450	3-ball	1
#1469	4-ball	1
#88	4-d camera	3
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1070	5-ball	2
#1066	6-ball	2
#681	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1483	7-ball	1
#661	8-ball	26
#619	9-ball	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#258	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#298	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#175	Alewife™ Ale	6
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#96	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	15
#785	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#333	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#438	Atomic Comic	1
#67	Atomic Pop	16
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#48	Azurite	1
#170	BACON	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#499	BRICKO brick	1
#33	BRICKO reactor	24
#530	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#23	Bash-Ōs boxtop	29
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#41	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#141	Battlie Light Saver	3
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#198	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#140	Bit O' Ectoplasm	18
#146	BitterSweetTarts	8
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#408	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#274	Blatantly Canadian	10
#156	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#528	Blood Light	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#37	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#471	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#1919	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#133	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#59	Boxing Day Pass	2
#1734	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#170	C.H.U.M. chum	9
#587	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1048	CRIMBCO scrip	50
#1937	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1701	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#224	CSA discount card	1
#206	CSA fire-starting kit	66
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#42	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#55	Cheer-Up soda	14
#86	Choco-Mint patty	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#427	Cloaca grenade	38
#418	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	9
#429	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#627	Cold Hots candy	6
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#149	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1366	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#587	Corpse Island iced tea	9
#676	Crimbo Credit	1
#258	Crimbo Factory surprise box	8
#799	Crimbo candied pecan	10
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#208	Crimbo food scraps	1
#622	Crimbo fudge	15
#814	Crimbo peppermint bark	9
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#219	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#239	Crimbo wreath	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#258	Crimbonium fuel rod	4
#163	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#196	Crimbot battery	4
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#381	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	3
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#345	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	4
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#1173	Crimboween memo	9
#178	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#30	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#75	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#42	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#70	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#65	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	162
#28	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	3
#104	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3
#115	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	42
#84	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#117	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#94	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#60	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	10
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#523	Daffy Taffy	57
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1295	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#178	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	21
#25	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#480	Dyspepsi grenade	27
#448	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	7
#405	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	6
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#66	El Vibrato power sphere	25
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#141	Elf Army machine parts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#235	Elf Guard MPC	19
#82	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#105	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#62	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#104	Elf Guard honor present	1
#75	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#93	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#80	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#45	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#113	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	2
#212	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#90	Elvish delight	4
#1164	Ent cider	1
#46	Eye Agate	1
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#141	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#1503	Feynman gate	2
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#124	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#121	Freddy Kruegerand	68
#214	Frogade	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#178	GOTO	1
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#440	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#950	Go-Wassail	3
#528	Goodfella contract	30
#169	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#472	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#27	Great Wolf's headband	1
#112	Gummi-DNA	12
#361	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#40	Guzzlr cocktail set	1
#457	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
#752	Heimandatz's heart	2
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#136	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Holiday Fun!	2
#122	How to Avoid Scams	1
#135	How to Play Othello	2
#59	Hundred Headed IPA	3
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#828	Imp Ale	100
#533	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#302	Inner Strength	1
#314	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#415	Instant Karma	14
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#82	Jamaican coffee	2
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#69	Junk-Bond	2
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#491	Knob Goblin firecracker	29
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#87	Knob Goblin stink bomb	7
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#137	Knoll mushroom	100
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#78	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,012
#8	LED candle	1
#552	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#48	Lapis Lazuli	1
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#5	Lava Miner's Daughter	2
#382	Let Me Be!	4
#113	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#89	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#3355	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#420	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	91
#813	M-242	5
#314	Mad Train wine	327
#1562	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#103	Mariner's Friend cough drops	8
#284	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#178	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	13
#394	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#134	Mer-kin cookiestove	11
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#110	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#64	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#536	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#55	Mint Yulep	3
#1331	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#482	Mr. Mediocrebar	112
#46	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#134	Necbro wafers	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#181	Now and Earlier	27
#154	O'RLY manual	5
#80	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
#304	PEEZ dispenser	5
#173	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	6
#1595	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#169	Penultimate Fantasy chest	200
#616	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#230	Poison Oak trading card	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#5	Psycho From The Heat	2
#156	Psychotic Train wine	1
#12	Puffstone cigar	1
#129	Racisto Ruidoso	3
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#122	Red Roger's reliquary	1
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#659	Rock Pops	80
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#99	Rubee™	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#46	S.A.V.E. flyer	10
#194	SPF 451 lip balm	12
#708	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#819	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#364	Senior Mints	15
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#149	Sinful Desires	4
#613	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#10	Source terminal PRAM chip	1
#17	Space Baby children's book	4
#64	Spacegate Research	1
#128	Spirit Precipice	1
#296	Spooky Surprise Egg	46
#42	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#55	Spring Bros. solenoid	1
#101	Squat-Thrust Magazine	10
#1057	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#190	Steal This Candy	11
#78	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#62	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	2
#54	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	2
#207	Sugar Cog	12
#437	Summer Nights	3
#34	Swedish coffee	3
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#939	Tales from the Fireside	1
#67	Tales of Spelunking	3
#588	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#107	Texas tea	1
#507	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#257	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	13
🥉	The Firegate Tapes	3
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#787	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#37	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#31	The Spirit of Giving	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#66	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
#159	Trainbot circuitry	2
#144	Trainbot linkages	2
#154	Trainbot optics	2
#151	Trainbot plating	2
#145	Trainbot servomotors	2
#156	Trainbot tubing	2
#312	Travels with Jerry	4
#28	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
#851	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#919	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#65	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	64
#699	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#61	VYKEA bracket	2
#48	VYKEA dowel	52
#46	VYKEA instructions	2
#36	VYKEA plank	52
#38	VYKEA rail	52
#41	VYKEA woadpaint	50
#1399	Valentine	8
#167	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#670	Wint-O-Fresh mint	14
#218	Wolfman Nardz	7
#426	Workytime Tea	4
#48	Wrecked Generator	5
#63	Xiblaxian circuitry	1
#1112	Yakisoba's hat	1
#217	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#1611	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#15	Young Man's Crew Sequester	1
#47	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#1359	Yummy Tummy bean	100
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#110	abandoned candy	14
#205	abominable blubber	1
#66	absentee voter ballot	1
#327	accidental cider	3
#81	acoustic guitarrr	58
#663	adorable seal larva	4
#138	aerated diving helmet	1
#329	agua de vida	2
#189	airblaster gun	1
#123	alien autoautopsy kit	1
#271	all-purpose cleaner	22
#128	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#155	alphabet gum	11
#125	amber aviator shades	1
#125	ammonite candy mold	1
#655	ammonite fossil	5
#44	ancient calendar	1
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#147	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#74	ancient pills	1
#213	ancient stone fist	2
#2223	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#24	angry agate	1
#44	animal part cracker	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#241	anniversary gift box	9
#98	antimatter wad	2
#734	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#51	antique bottle of cough syrup	14
#108	antique greaves	101
#499	antique hand mirror	3
#118	antique helmet	97
#212	antique machete	1
#51	antique nutcracker beard	1
#117	antique nutcracker figurine	2
#569	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#926	antique record album	1
#95	antique shield	120
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#82	antique spear	152
#372	around the world	3
#386	asbestos staff	1
#768	aspirin	1
#78	astral mushroom	290
#1082	astronaut pants	5
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#115	attention spanner	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#60	automa-bot parts	184
#8	autumnic bomb	1
#708	awful poetry journal	77
#184	baby cuddlefish	1
#162	backwoods screwdriver	6
#400	baconstone	20
#2161	badass belt	24
#146	bag of Cheat-Os	104
#212	bag of GORF	1
#221	bag of GORP	1
#1723	bag of airline peanuts	2
#501	bag of bones	1
#61	bag of foreign bribes	1
#147	bag of lard	8
#132	bag of many confections	1
#1016	baggie of powdered sugar	4
#1148	banana	1
#654	banana peel	1
#121	banana supersucker	5
#368	banana-frosted king cake	8
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#330	bat wing	41
#663	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#1166	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#23	battery (9-Volt)	1
#32	battery (AAA)	2
#20	battery (D)	2
#30	battery (car)	1
#37	battery-powered drill	1
#86	bazookafish bubble gum	56
#49	beach ball marble	1
#290	beach glass bead	14
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#74	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#73	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#88	beaver punch (peach)	1
#160	bed of coals	5
#857	beer bomb	3
#149	beer goggles	3
#668	beer helmet	1
#193	beer lens	14
#330	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#785	beertini	1
#184	begpwnia	22
#18	beige clambroth marble	3
#124	belemnite candy mold	1
#617	belemnite fossil	5
#90	bent scrap metal	7
#123	berries of suffering	2
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#94	big glob of skin	2
#90	bindle of joy	1
#441	bindlestocking	5
#649	bit-o-cactus	1
#584	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#590	black & tan	1
#225	black Crimbo ball	1
#53	black brandy	1
#54	black candygram	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#134	black gold	4
#389	black kettle drum	1
#132	black lotus	1
#353	black paisley oyster egg	14
#647	black plastic oyster egg	7
#500	black polka-dot oyster egg	10
#110	black sheepskin diploma	3
#256	black spot	3
#214	black striped oyster egg	22
#656	black-and-blue light	20
#151	blackberry polite	1
#63	blammer	1
#138	blank diary	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
🥇	blank note	1
#78	blank prescription sheet	2
#322	blind-packed capsule toy	11
#346	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	5
#2864	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#1650	blood flower	1
#607	blue glowstick	2
#204	blue paisley oyster egg	15
#702	blue plasma ball	13
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#341	blue plastic oyster egg	14
#334	blue polka-dot oyster egg	12
#229	blue striped oyster egg	18
#135	blue tulip	1
#206	blue-frosted astral cupcake	6
#199	blueberry-frosted king cake	7
#241	boilermaker	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#413	bone chips	33
#130	book of matches	4
#261	booze-soaked cherry	1
#137	borrowed time	2
#645	bottle of Blank-Out	6
#103	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#278	bottle of Ooze-O	2
#128	bottle of Pinot Renoir	13
#116	bottle of Red-Out	1
#261	bottle of alcohol	12
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#243	bottle of black cat tonic	2
#81	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#409	bottle of fire	1
#4251	bottle of goofballs	2
#76	bottle of lighter fluid	1
#214	bottle of pirate juice	4
#127	bottle of realpagne	4
#89	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	5
#145	bottle of rum	715
#66	bottle of sea wine	1
#289	bottle of sewage schnapps	20
#177	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#239	bottle of whiskey	200
#205	bottled inspiration	3
#380	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#218	bowl of lucky charms	3
#161	bowl of mernudo	1
#130	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#21	box of hammers	12
#98	boxed gumball machine	1
#420	boxed wine	50
#161	brass gear	10
#501	breaded beer	1
#1852	brick	6
#141	brick of sand	14
#114	broken carburetor	2
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#48	broken glass grenade	2
#71	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#165	brown crock marble	2
#283	brown plastic baby	2
#287	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#164	bucket of honey	12
#137	bucket of wine	2
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#609	bunch of bananas	4
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#22	bundle of firewood	2
#234	buoybottoms	3
#49	burning newspaper	1
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#126	burst hellseal brain	74
#80	bus pass	16
#74	butterfly knife	1
#216	cabooze	4
#484	can of Binarrrca	19
#484	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#244	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#127	can of Red Minotaur	38
#419	can of Swiller	3
#209	can of black paint	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#269	can of spinach	8
#80	can of sterno	3
#19	can opener	1
#75	can-can-in-a-can	6
#363	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	25
#670	candied bolts	1
#901	candied kobold	2
#668	candied nuts	1
#541	candied yams	17
#223	candy brain	17
#679	candy cane	53
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#668	candy knuckles	4
#1325	candy stake	5
#33	canteen of eggnog	2
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1612	carbon nanotube frame	2
#77	carrot nose	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#804	cement sandals	1
#139	chainsaw chain	5
#88	chakra malt	2
#144	chakra sludge	8
#90	chakra-mental wine	3
#417	cheap cigar butt	1
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#1340	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#422	cheap toaster	5
#138	cheer-o-gram	3
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#41	cheerful antler hat	2
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#47	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#389	chintzy accordion pin	1
#505	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#53	chisel	3
#369	chloroform rag	5
#221	choco-Crimbot	3
#403	chocolate filthy lucre	8
#85	chocolate saucepan	11
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what items are this player missing?