| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #160 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #584 | CRIMBCO scrip | 315 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #257 | Chroner | 182 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #239 | Elf Guard MPC | 21 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #157 | Freddy Kruegerand | 28 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #60 | Fun-Guy spore | 3 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #350 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 22 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #444 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 2 |
| #70 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #116 | NPZR chemistry set | 53 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #4 | SMOOCH bracers | 4 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #58 | bad-ass club | 3 |
| #12 | balsam barrel | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #32 | blood of the Wereseal | 93 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #15 | bounty-hunting helmet | 2 |
| #11 | bounty-hunting pants | 2 |
| #16 | bounty-hunting rifle | 2 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #293 | burst hellseal brain | 19 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #57 | chintzy seal pendant | 21 |
| #184 | chocolate cigar | 10 |
| #65 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 17 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| #91 | concentrated garbage juice | 8 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #415 | crystalline cheer | 16 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #83 | deadly lampshade | 10 |
| #329 | donated booze | 19 |
| #263 | donated candy | 26 |
| #313 | donated food | 19 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #120 | epic wad | 5 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #265 | figurine of a charred seal | 12 |
| #650 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #98 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 3 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #23 | figurine of a stinking seal | 78 |
| #276 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 3 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #105 | figurine of an armored seal | 3 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #63 | genie's bracers | 2 |
| #45 | genie's pants | 4 |
| #64 | genie's turbane | 2 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #490 | green clay bead | 13 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #38 | hellseal claw | 909 |
| #28 | hellseal whisker | 871 |
| #4 | hemlock helm | 2 |
| #23 | hobo fortress blueprints | 4 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #147 | hunk of granite | 9 |
| #30 | ice house | 1 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #411 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 4 |
| #25 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 3 |
| #31 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 2 |
| #28 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 2 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #39 | liquid ice pack | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #143 | lunar isotope | 282 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #112 | mini-martini | 6 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #556 | pink clay bead | 14 |
| #127 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #470 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #5 | redwood rain stick | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #193 | seal tooth | 105 |
| #364 | seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #77 | seal-brain elixir | 23 |
| #32 | seal-clubbing club | 6,715 |
| #12 | seal-skull helmet | 6,361 |
| #22 | sealhide belt | 7 |
| #29 | sealhide buckler | 4 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #23 | sealhide gloves | 5 |
| #24 | sealhide hood | 5 |
| #34 | sealhide leggings | 2 |
| #27 | sealhide moccasins | 4 |
| #92 | sealhide seal doll | 21 |
| #93 | sealhide snare | 10 |
| #33 | sealhide whip | 3 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #143 | shovelful of dirt | 10 |
| #356 | shredded hellseal hide | 11 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #70 | sleazy bindle | 8 |
| #32 | snow cleats | 1 |
| #79 | snow crab | 1 |
| #23 | snow fort | 1 |
| #16 | snow machine | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #183 | spooky bindle | 5 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #139 | strange cube | 12 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #156 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 21 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥈 | topeé | 20 |
| 🥇 | topiary necktie | 20 |
| #6 | topiary tights | 20 |
| #325 | torn hellseal sinew | 13 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #30 | unfinished ice sculpture | 1 |
| #93 | useless powder | 3,515 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #4 | wormwood wedding ring | 1 |