| #45 | 5-hour acrimony | 115 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #69 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,935 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #18 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 19 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #742 | FDKOL commendation | 17 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #280 | Instant Karma | 32 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #12 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 53 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #142 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 11 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #607 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #143 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #72 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #112 | beer-scented teddy bear | 7 |
| #34 | beertini | 95 |
| #447 | box of sunshine | 781 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #59 | chocolate cigar | 23 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7 | creamsicle | 1,017 |
| #113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #131 | duct tape | 397 |
| #46 | expensive cigar | 5 |
| #537 | filthy lucre | 71 |
| #68 | fish juice box | 33 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #41 | gloomy black mushroom | 204 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #435 | heart of the volcano | 16 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #164 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 31 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #267 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #108 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 80 |
| #120 | stuffed martini | 75 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #8 | tattered scrap of paper | 4,397 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #66 | waterlogged crate | 4 |