| #46 | 5-hour acrimony | 115 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #69 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,935 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #26 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #18 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 19 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #741 | FDKOL commendation | 17 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #286 | Instant Karma | 32 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #12 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 53 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #142 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 11 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #613 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #632 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #144 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #74 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #111 | beer-scented teddy bear | 7 |
| #34 | beertini | 95 |
| #448 | box of sunshine | 781 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #59 | chocolate cigar | 23 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7 | creamsicle | 1,017 |
| #117 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #132 | duct tape | 397 |
| #46 | expensive cigar | 5 |
| #536 | filthy lucre | 71 |
| #68 | fish juice box | 33 |
| #1038 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #40 | gloomy black mushroom | 204 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #438 | heart of the volcano | 16 |
| #543 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #163 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 31 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #71 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #271 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #108 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 80 |
| #122 | stuffed martini | 75 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #8 | tattered scrap of paper | 4,397 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #66 | waterlogged crate | 4 |