| #192 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 10 |
| #140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #82 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #119 | CSA discount card | 33 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #876 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1182 | Crimbuck | 418 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #306 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #65 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 68 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #49 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 20 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #88 | Lobster qua Grill | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #8 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 6 |
| #221 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 125 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #42 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 2 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1155 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #173 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,009 |
| #38 | Wolfman Nardz | 47 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #161 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 52 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #167 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #124 | antique painting of a landscape | 7 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #205 | black pension check | 34 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #26 | blood sausage | 5 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #252 | bottle of fire | 21 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of sea wine | 1 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #220 | briefcase | 43 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #62 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #112 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #39 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 51 |
| #83 | colorful plastic ball | 1,000 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #263 | commemorative war stein | 151 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1025 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #656 | corpsedriver | 7 |
| #577 | corpsetini | 9 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #557 | doll house | 9 |
| #129 | dollar-sign bag | 32 |
| #287 | dollhive | 35 |
| #40 | drive-by shooting | 1 |
| #219 | drop of water-37 | 48 |
| #118 | duct tape wallet | 24 |
| #17 | dungeon dragon chest | 9 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #650 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #174 | fancy seashell necklace | 121 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #68 | firemilk | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #813 | floaty sand | 4 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #120 | handful of tips | 5 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #107 | huge gold coin | 94 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #734 | jar of swamp gas | 20 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #940 | jerky coins | 4 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #66 | leftover Crimbo rations | 3 |
| #443 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #132 | lucky bottlecap | 12 |
| #98 | massive gemstone | 47 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #48 | misfit hobby horse | 2 |
| #52 | misfit teddy bear | 2 |
| #37 | mulled cider | 56 |
| #99 | mummy costume | 77 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #205 | old coin purse | 59 |
| #175 | old leather wallet | 66 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #93 | petrified wood | 119 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #414 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #56 | pixel beer | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #17 | powdered donut | 363 |
| #119 | pumpkinhead mask | 74 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #668 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #64 | sausage without a cause | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #61 | shiny stones | 211 |
| #412 | smoking grass | 54 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #99 | spooky bark | 182 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #98 | spooky sap | 107 |
| #810 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #128 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #450 | strange cube | 2 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #353 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 49 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #35 | wax booze | 1 |
| #109 | wolfman mask | 77 |