Museum :: Not Quite Zen

Not Quite Zen

Rank	Item	Quantity
#191	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	10
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#1227	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#119	CSA discount card	33
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1182	Crimbuck	418
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#65	Gathered Meat-Clip	68
#91	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#49	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	20
#92	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#621	Jocko Homo's head	3
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#31	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#7	Monster Manuel	1
#51	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#248	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
#221	Penultimate Fantasy chest	125
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#681	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#41	Strikes Again Bigmouth	2
#325	Summer Nights	4
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#408	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#1161	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#1736	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#751	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#230	Uncle Romulus	5
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#115	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#173	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,009
#38	Wolfman Nardz	47
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#23	actual blood sausage	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#163	ancient vinyl coin purse	52
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#168	antique bottle opener	5
#123	antique painting of a landscape	7
#930	antique record album	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#207	black pension check	34
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#26	blood sausage	5
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#253	bottle of fire	21
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#67	bottle of sea wine	1
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#220	briefcase	43
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#464	bungle in the jungle	1
#62	can of Brütalbräu	1
#114	can of V-11	4
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#667	candy knuckles	4
#3109	candy stake	2
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#39	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	51
#83	colorful plastic ball	1,000
#716	comfy coffin	1
#266	commemorative war stein	151
🥉	control crystal	1
#1027	corpse on the beach	4
#217	corpsebite	1
#659	corpsedriver	7
#579	corpsetini	9
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#558	doll house	9
#130	dollar-sign bag	32
#288	dollhive	35
#42	drive-by shooting	1
#218	drop of water-37	48
#118	duct tape wallet	24
#17	dungeon dragon chest	9
#1050	dusty Crimbo crate	5
#133	eggman noodles	1
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#653	elven cellocello	27
#1245	elven suicide capsule	15
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#174	fancy seashell necklace	121
#217	fat wallet	1
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#133	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#69	firemilk	1
#275	floaty pebbles	2
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#812	floaty sand	4
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#373	frozen banquet	5
#2871	fruitcake	2
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#121	handful of tips	5
#1297	herringcello	14
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#152	hot daub	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#231	hot egg	1
#106	huge gold coin	94
#2794	irradiated candy cane	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#698	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#734	jar of swamp gas	20
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#940	jerky coins	4
#201	kamicorpse-ee	1
#66	leftover Crimbo rations	3
#444	lewd playing card	5
#627	licorice garrote	4
#836	live wire	1
#132	lucky bottlecap	12
#97	massive gemstone	47
#108	misfit dolly	1
#48	misfit hobby horse	2
#52	misfit teddy bear	2
#37	mulled cider	56
#99	mummy costume	77
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#206	old coin purse	59
#175	old leather wallet	66
#2042	oozenog	2
#983	pair of bolt cutters	3
#454	panhandle panhandling hat	2
#84	panicked kernel	1
#1057	passable elf mask	5
#179	pebblebräu	1
#1339	penguin focaccia bread	13
#93	petrified wood	119
#332	phish stick	3
#417	pile of gold coins	2
#57	pixel beer	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#333	pocketwatch on a chain	8
#834	poison pen	2
#272	porquoise bracelet	1
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#17	powdered donut	363
#119	pumpkinhead mask	74
#216	purple corpsel	1
#670	quantum taco	5
#872	really dense meat stack	6
#209	red-headed corpse	1
#2414	sandwich of the gods	1
#66	sausage without a cause	2
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#62	shiny stones	211
#412	smoking grass	54
#235	smut orc keepsake box	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#1227	solid gold bowling ball	9
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#99	spooky bark	182
#2624	spooky eggnog	2
#101	spooky sap	107
#809	squirming egg sac	4
#672	stained mattress	1
#129	stolen meatpouch	1
#450	strange cube	2
#224	string of Crimbo lights	3
#353	sturdy Crimbo crate	49
#296	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
#296	throbbing rage gland	1
#927	throwing wrench	5
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#2039	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#2195	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#1762	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2163	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#2600	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2175	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#2611	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#35	wax booze	1
#109	wolfman mask	77

Wow, that's 5,606 items total!

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