| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #69 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 78 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #404 | BGE merchandise order form | 10 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #120 | CRIMBCO mug | 125 |
| #43 | CRIMBCO wine | 125 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #84 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 55 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #421 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 5 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #237 | Instant Karma | 41 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #86 | Skullhead's Screw | 2 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #154 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
| #419 | antique record album | 6 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #25 | bath ball gift set | 95 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #764 | bone chips | 7 |
| #250 | bottle of Blank-Out | 50 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #114 | broken carburetor | 2 |
| #358 | bunch of bananas | 11 |
| #626 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #119 | good brain | 392 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #186 | handful of honey | 42 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #235 | hideous egg | 14 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #719 | kumquartz | 4 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #470 | licorice root | 5 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #226 | live lobster | 2 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #702 | pearidot | 4 |
| #271 | portable photocopier | 25 |
| #458 | quantum taco | 20 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #103 | slow jam collection | 35 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #275 | strange cube | 5 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #707 | strawberyl | 4 |
| #705 | tourmalime | 4 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #571 | warbear whosit | 11 |
| #72 | wok lobster | 2 |