| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #388 | FDKOL hotcakes | 5 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #68 | burst hellseal brain | 202 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #76 | casino pass | 61 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #71 | cranberry cordial | 9 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #807 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #460 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #62 | shredded hellseal hide | 206 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #74 | torn hellseal sinew | 183 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |