| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #191 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #390 | FDKOL hotcakes | 5 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #68 | burst hellseal brain | 202 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #77 | casino pass | 61 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #72 | cranberry cordial | 9 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #875 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #806 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #461 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #62 | shredded hellseal hide | 206 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #535 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #74 | torn hellseal sinew | 183 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |