| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #275 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 22 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #226 | BURT | 130 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #471 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 2 |
| #112 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #288 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 9 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #248 | Crimbo Credit | 36 |
| #16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 2 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #252 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 4 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #318 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #326 | D roll | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #223 | FDKOL commendation | 2,794 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #268 | Friendliness Beverage | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #315 | Goodfella contract | 115 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #355 | Hollandaise helmet | 4 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #437 | Instant Karma | 13 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #347 | New Zealand iced tea | 2 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 8 |
| #259 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 6 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 5 |
| #350 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
| #445 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #203 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 7 |
| #168 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 11 |
| #177 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 8 |
| #210 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 10 |
| #52 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 10 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 8 |
| #265 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 8 |
| #198 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 10 |
| #150 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 12 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #276 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2 |
| #224 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 5 |
| #272 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2 |
| #256 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 3 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #443 | baconstone | 18 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #544 | bite-me-red lipstick | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #255 | boiling seal blood | 2 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #260 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #36 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2,816 |
| #1081 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #166 | festive sausage | 16 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #234 | flask of mining oil | 3 |
| #311 | flask of tainted mining oil | 2 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #299 | foetid seal tear | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #779 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #530 | fudge lily | 6 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #177 | future drug: Coolscaline | 2 |
| #175 | future drug: Muscularactum | 2 |
| #177 | future drug: Smartinex | 2 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #107 | gift-a-pult | 4 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #952 | grue egg | 28 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #338 | hamethyst | 24 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #159 | holiday cheese log | 14 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #56 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #206 | kiwi beak | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #180 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1267 | old sweatpants | 21 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #78 | paperclip sproinger | 2 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #262 | peppermint tailings | 40 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #576 | personalized coffee mug | 62 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #191 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #344 | pork elf goodies sack | 20 |
| #222 | porquoise | 31 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #264 | radiation-resistant helmet | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #267 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 2 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #207 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #127 | twitching time capsule | 2 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #29 | warbear bearserker potion | 54 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #38 | warbear liquid overcoat | 54 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #33 | warbear wardance potion | 54 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #156 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |