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minders

Rank	Item	Quantity
#343	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#24	1-ball	841
#18	17-ball	1
#14	2-ball	2,209
#27	3-ball	627
#24	4-ball	948
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#21	5-ball	898
#24	6-ball	813
#25	7-ball	888
#43	8-ball	2,114
#37	9-ball	95
#307	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#297	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#859	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#568	ASCII shirt	2
#876	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#227	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#571	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#55	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	12
#47	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	13
#610	BGE merchandise order form	5
#76	BGE pocket calendar	8
#74	BGE shotglass	57
#184	BGE temporary tattoo	5
#175	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
#177	BRAINS shorts	7
#39	BRICKO turtle	2
#845	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#125	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#672	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	18
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#431	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#222	Better Than Cuddling Cake	10
#269	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#409	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#609	Bling of the New Wave	2
#501	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#80	Blood 'n' Plenty	6
#291	Blood Light	13
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#383	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#118	Bonerdagon necklace	69
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#1167	Boss Bat bling	2
#93	Boss Bat britches	106
#1736	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#293	Bulky Buddy Box	10
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#288	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#2140	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#25	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#738	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#495	Cloaca grenade	31
#533	Cloaca-Cola	60
#495	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
#820	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#598	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#992	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#138	Codpiece of the Goblin King	42
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#1235	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#907	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#232	Crown of the Goblin King	94
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1153	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#178	Disco Banjo	3
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#377	Dolphin King's crown	12
#737	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#554	Dyspepsi grenade	23
#1010	Dyspepsi-Cola	40
#654	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#616	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#519	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#573	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#724	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#396	Ecto-Cooler	2
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#112	Elder Turtle Shell	13
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#754	Ent cider	5
#631	FDKOL commendation	61
#351	FDKOL hotcakes	9
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#195	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#1368	Feynman gate	3
#172	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#92	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#85	Fudgie Roll	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#78	Galapagosian Cuisses	11
#90	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	10
#397	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#293	Go-Wassail	63
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#73	Green Clover of Justice	20
#90	Gummi-Gnauga	50
#109	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	30
#541	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#425	Heimandatz's heart	4
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#487	Hodgman's blanket	2
#533	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#59	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#131	Jack-in-the-box	40
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#7	Jekyllin hide belt	3
#620	Jocko Homo's head	3
#39	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#73	Kevlar balloon	2
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#993	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#972	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#398	Knob Goblin elite shirt	14
#1004	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
🥉	Knob Goblin melon baller	4,750
#234	Knob nuts	1
#469	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#399	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#171	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#212	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	9
#266	Microplushie: Bropane	48
#274	Microplushie: Dorkonide	13
#236	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	24
#196	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	14
#250	Microplushie: Gothochondria	39
#286	Microplushie: Hippylase	47
#251	Microplushie: Hipsterine	5
#277	Microplushie: Hobomosome	23
#219	Microplushie: Otakulone	73
#280	Microplushie: Raverdrine	28
#254	Microplushie: Sororitrate	45
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1263	Mob Penguin cellular phone	8
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#125	Mr. Haggis	17
#91	Mylar balloon	3
#437	NPZR chemistry set	5
#487	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#250	Nightstalker perfume	9
#466	Now and Earlier	5
#17	Nuclear Blastball	201
#133	O'RLY manual	8
#142	Orange Star of Sacrifice	14
#119	Orcish frat-paddle	44
#719	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	10
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#77	Pink Heart of Spirit	13
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#60	Raggedy Hippy doll	10
#170	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#531	Red Rover BB gun	4
#222	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	8
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#58	Rock and Roll Legend	37
#75	Safari Jack's moustache	13
#420	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#709	Senior Mints	5
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#270	Silver Bullet beer	9
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#84	Space Tours Tripple	20
#21	Spaghetti with Moonballs	3
#4	Spooky Putty ball	1
#1230	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#667	Sugar Cog	1
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#438	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#1956	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#252	The Art of Slapfighting	4
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#324	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#383	The Joy of Wassailing	9
#428	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1202	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#287	Thwaitgold bee statuette	7
#828	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#658	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#1398	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#395	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	7
#1201	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1021	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#521	Thwaitgold spider statuette	5
#1477	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#516	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1150	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#37	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#222	Travels with Jerry	5
#163	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	20
#167	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	16
#178	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	14
#208	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	7
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#55	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	363
#229	Uncle Romulus	5
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#125	Valentine	464
#70	Valentine's Day cake	8
#84	Van der Graaf helmet	3
#87	Venus flytrap	4
#601	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#108	Wand of Nagamar	52
#1629	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#336	Wolfman Nardz	3
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#509	Yakisoba's hat	3
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#58	Yellow Moon of Compassion	33
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#651	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#444	adorable seal larva	6
#68	all-purpose flower	3
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#394	ammonite fossil	11
#1253	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#53	angel-food cake	1
#182	anniversary balloon	9
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#250	annoying pitchfork	11
#733	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#622	antique bottle opener	1
#533	antique painting of a landscape	1
#571	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#928	antique record album	1
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#42	apathetic lizardman doll	5
#80	arrow'd heart balloon	7
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#261	asbestos staff	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#230	aspirin	4
#300	asshat	5
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#34	baby killer bee	378
#79	babycakes	5
#519	bacon bath ball	1
#57	baconstone	103
#95	baconstone bracelet	9
#186	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#239	badass belt	149
#64	bag of airline peanuts	325
#139	bag of bones	8
#294	balaclava	2
🥇	ball	39,590
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#21	balloon helmet	29
#54	balloon monkey	37
#39	balloon shield	4
#35	balloon sword	14
#73	ballpark hot daub	1
#34	ballroom blintz	513
#439	banana	10
#250	banana supersucker	1
#268	bananagate	26
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#46	barrrnacle	259
#33	baseball	320
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1008	batgut	3
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#1445	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#18	beach ball marble	2
#642	bed of coals	1
#447	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#313	beholed bedsheet	3
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#531	belemnite fossil	7
#251	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#441	bindlestocking	5
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#28	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3
#328	bite-me-red lipstick	46
#132	black lotus	1
#39	black snowcone	66
#462	black spot	1
#917	black-and-blue light	1
#138	blank diary	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#3304	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#532	blood flower	12
#128	blood-faced volleyball	10
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#302	blue glowstick	5
#18	blue plasma ball	2,507
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#428	bone flute	1
#148	bone meal	3
#350	bone rattle	4
#729	bottle of Blank-Out	4
#369	bottle of fire	3
#144	bottle of goofballs	146
#284	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#190	bottled day	1
#236	bouquet of circular saw blades	6
#276	bow	2
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#5	bowling ball	1,793
#156	box of sunshine	2,562
#1272	broken skull	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#10	buckyball	2,528
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#964	bunny liver	1
#254	burnt flower	12
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#589	can of Binarrrca	15
#1498	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#385	can of Red Minotaur	10
#547	can of fake snow	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#669	candied bolts	1
#644	candied kobold	4
#667	candied nuts	1
#2358	candied yams	2
#715	candy brain	2
#4785	candy cane	1
#1061	candy kneecapping stick	3
#668	candy knuckles	4
#45	candy skeleton	44
#2396	candy stake	3
#15	cannonball charrrm	1,488
#49	cannonball charrrm bracelet	2
#1343	capacitor relay	4
#895	carbon nanotube frame	10
#60	cartoon heart	46
#234	cement sandals	4
#228	chainsaw chain	2
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#360	cheap plastic bottle opener	18
#529	cheap toaster	4
#89	cheezburger	1
#662	cherry	1
#208	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#72	chintzy turtle brooch	15
#43	chitinous pod	2
#50	chloroform rag	102
#235	chocolate bath ball	4
#83	chocolate disco ball	15
#132	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	12
#427	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3
#155	chrome crossbow	5
#283	chrome staff	2
#153	chrome sword	6
#397	chunk of depleted Grimacite	27
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#260	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#653	clown shoes	2
#27	coal paperweight	1
#536	cocoa egg	15
#104	coconut bikini top	2
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#236	colorful plastic ball	154
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
#46	congratulatory cake	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#113	cool mushroom wine	2
#848	cornuthaum	1
#631	corrupted data	5
#317	cranberry schnapps	2
#261	crystallized memory	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#40	cursed cannonball	51
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#41	cursed eyepatch	1
#147	cursed scrunchie	9
#354	daisy	8
#16	deactivated MicroMechaMech	12
#30	deadly nightshade	2
#205	death blossom	1
#1521	delicious salad	4
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#106	demonskin jacket	2
#374	denim axe	1
#404	deodorant	4
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#515	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#284	designer handbag	10
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#88	disco ball	845
#1200	disco mask	6
#91	disembodied smile	8
#1263	doll house	2
#64	donkey flipbook	11
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#80	double daisy	5
#53	draggin' ball hat	229
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#465	drop of water-37	1
#194	drywall axe	70
#368	duck-on-a-string	6
#228	duct tape	189
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#551	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1578	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1059	dusty bottle of Port	1
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#289	easter egg balloon	68
#996	elven cellocello	20
#882	elven suicide capsule	21
#606	empty blowgun	2
#605	enchanted bean	1
#518	enchanted leopard-print barbell	13
#223	enchanted toothpick	6
#1390	evil googly eye	1
#1902	evil teddy bear	3
#70	exotic orchid	3
#49	exotic parrot egg	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#274	extremely skinny jeans	2
#766	eye of newt	4
#259	facehugging alien	1
#1291	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#195	fancy chocolate	14
#1697	fancy chocolate car	4
#16	fancy dress ball	1,508
#92	fat stacks of cash	283
#1390	felt	5
#53	fertilized ghuol egg	13
#687	festive sausage	2
#303	fez of etymology	1
#209	filthy hippy poncho	2
#796	filthy lucre	42
#879	fine wine	1
#39	fire axe	1
#36	fireball	88
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#144	flaming mushroom wine	3
#448	flaregun	20
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#48	flat mushroom wine	5
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#363	floaty sand	41
#151	floral print shirt	2
#142	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#273	foam noodle	4
#429	foie gras	1
#22	folder (owl)	1
#788	foolscap fool's cap	1
#801	friendly cheez blob	3
#20	frigid fudgepuck	166
#321	frigid mote	2
#130	frilly shirt	5
#1329	fruitcake	11
#150	fudge bunny	4
#100	fudge cube	3
#52	fudge lily	106
#144	fudge spork	2
#1096	fudgecule	47
#217	fudgesicle	1
#96	funhouse mirror	10
#262	furry pants	2
#67	furry skirt	1
#661	fuzzy dice	8
#207	gas balloon	48
#183	gauze shorts	1
#238	gearbox necklace	4
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#43	ghost pencil	1
#239	ghost pickle on a stick	4
#57	ghost trap	34
#325	ghostly body paint	11
#20	giant diamond ring	6
#116	giant discarded plastic fork	66
#965	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#616	giant pinky ring	24
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#161	giant red gummi ingot	1
#15	giant stuffed bugbear	8
#130	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#169	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#82	gilded lily	1
#1555	gingerbread bugbear	10
#921	gingerbread horror	7
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#124	gingham blouse	2
#216	gloomy mushroom wine	3
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#153	gnauga hide buckler	1
#148	gnauga hide chaps	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#202	gnauga hide whip	1
#142	goat	9
#390	gold wedding ring	13
#104	googly eye	118
#6	googly-ball hat	2
#137	goth kid t-shirt	43
#392	gr8ps	9
#221	green balloon	26
#389	green beer	35
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#492	green gummi ingot	45
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#176	grinning turtle	1
#363	grue egg	69
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#196	gummi canary	1
#204	gummi salamander	1
#136	gummi snake	3
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#160	gyroscope	19
#45	hamethyst	111
#116	hamethyst bracelet	2
#197	hamethyst earring	1
#50	hamethyst necklace	12
#264	hamethyst ring	1
🥇	hand of Mr. Cards	1
#443	handful of confetti	88
#395	handful of numbers	1
#79	harem girl t-shirt	16
#82	haunted paddle-ball	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#219	heart-shaped balloon	72
#1303	helmet turtle	8
#2511	herbal stuffing	1
#1079	herringcello	18
#329	hideous egg	10
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#573	tiny plastic Boss Bat	8
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what items are this player missing?