| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #133 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #390 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #4 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #126 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #236 | BRAINS shorts | 4 |
| #111 | Baja sopapilla | 7 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #83 | Big Punk | 3 |
| #613 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #100 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 4 |
| #495 | Blood Light | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #13 | Brimstone Brooch | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #57 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 6 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #68 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1263 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #647 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #756 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1035 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 6 |
| #187 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #391 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 3 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #376 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 3 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #378 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 3 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #307 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 6 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #1076 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #1920 | Crimbuck | 50 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #189 | D roll | 40 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1424 | Daffy Taffy | 10 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #60 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 6 |
| #172 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 9 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1465 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #396 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #206 | FDKOL hotcakes | 20 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #173 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 8 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #79 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 4 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #288 | Go-Wassail | 64 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #503 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #73 | Gummy Brains | 8 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #77 | Hunger™ Sauce | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| #152 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #308 | LED block | 4 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #167 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 8 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #94 | Lobos Mints | 7 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #714 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 10 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #119 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 17 |
| #231 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 7 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Bropane | 3 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #624 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #613 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 8 |
| #787 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #461 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 12 |
| #703 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 6 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #90 | Moonds | 2 |
| #2028 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #197 | New Zealand iced tea | 47 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #342 | Nightstalker perfume | 3 |
| #570 | Now and Earlier | 3 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #303 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #518 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #203 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #194 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #242 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 6 |
| #203 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 7 |
| #305 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 7 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 6 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 7 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 4 |
| #263 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 8 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #51 | Prunets | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #61 | Rattlin' Chains | 9 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #1661 | Rock Pops | 17 |
| #121 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #163 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 9 |
| #522 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #810 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 3 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #535 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #171 | Strix stix | 8 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #68 | Sweet Sword | 6 |
| #293 | Swizzler | 4 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #328 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 42 |
| #416 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 28 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #403 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 31 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1817 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #276 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #273 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #77 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 11 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #615 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 11 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #164 | Uncle Romulus | 8 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #236 | WA | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #2316 | Yummy Tummy bean | 18 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #85 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 25 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #251 | alien drugs | 3 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #33 | alien protein powder | 11 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #542 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #128 | antique beer | 2 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #277 | atomic vector plotter | 14 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #930 | baggie of powdered sugar | 6 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #320 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
| #94 | big glob of skin | 2 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #121 | birdbone corset | 2 |
| #267 | bite-me-red lipstick | 69 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #55 | black snowcone | 53 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #151 | blob of Alphredo™ | 3 |
| #187 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 32 |
| #681 | blood flower | 9 |
| #239 | blue glowstick | 7 |
| #810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #624 | bone chips | 13 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #578 | bottle of bubbles | 6 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of fire | 2 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #71 | boulder | 31 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #260 | box of Dweebs | 10 |
| #90 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #175 | bread line | 5 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | brine | 6 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #143 | brown pixel | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #57 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 9 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #278 | bunch of bananas | 17 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #82 | can of fake snow | 4 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #288 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #620 | candy brain | 3 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #915 | canteen of wine | 21 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #75 | charisma potion | 4 |
| #494 | cheap elven gloves | 9 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #260 | chocolate cigar | 7 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #181 | chocolate saucepan | 2 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #549 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 18 |
| #37 | cinnamon troll doll | 2 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #137 | cold seal sweat | 26 |
| #105 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 19 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #268 | colorful plastic ball | 101 |
| #170 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #104 | contract enforcement stick | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #668 | corrupted data | 3 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #230 | cyborg stompin' boot | 7 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #595 | delicious salad | 67 |
| #54 | delicious star salad | 2 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1147 | dill | 12 |
| #88 | diluted makeup | 8 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #73 | discarded swimming trunks | 3 |
| #145 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 8 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #141 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 9 |
| #101 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 14 |
| #107 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 12 |
| #131 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 10 |
| #141 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 9 |
| #130 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 10 |
| #159 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 7 |
| #106 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 12 |
| #147 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 7 |
| #145 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 8 |
| #150 | discocktail | 39 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #515 | dollhive | 15 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #191 | droll monocle | 3 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #55 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #48 | eldritch distillate | 2 |
| #219 | eldritch effluvium | 78 |
| #50 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #14 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #42 | electric Kool-Aid | 3 |
| #365 | electrical thingamabob | 9 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #926 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #735 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #1033 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #617 | elven socks | 7 |
| #482 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #179 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 15 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #13 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #243 | evil googly eye | 18 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #25 | exclusive club | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #276 | extra-greasy slider | 8 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #70 | extremely confusing manual | 4 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #565 | facsimile dictionary | 17 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #265 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #68 | fat bottom quark | 31 |
| #1077 | felt | 8 |
| #739 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #166 | flan del mar | 5 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #40 | foam pistol | 2 |
| #172 | foetid seal tear | 35 |
| #362 | foie gras | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #249 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
| #74 | fossilized demon skull | 8 |
| #64 | fossilized limb | 166 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #60 | fossilized serpent skull | 14 |
| #142 | fossilized spider skull | 4 |
| #91 | fossilized spike | 53 |
| #84 | fossilized spine | 25 |
| #78 | fossilized torso | 78 |
| #58 | fossilized wing | 67 |
| #80 | fossilized wyrm skull | 10 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #122 | frigid fudgepuck | 36 |
| #132 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 4 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #185 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #264 | fudge lily | 22 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #602 | fudgecule | 988 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #1458 | ghost cucumber | 8 |
| #59 | ghost pepper | 2 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #189 | ghostly body paint | 27 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #162 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #209 | glass of herbal tequila | 3 |
| #210 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #134 | glistening oyster egg | 4 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #87 | glob of salty molasses | 33 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #82 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #169 | government cheese | 16 |
| #33 | grape troll doll | 2 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #90 | grass clippings | 12 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #118 | green and red bean | 68 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1008 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #52 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #149 | green rocket | 3 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #234 | grilled mooseflank | 3 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #105 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 2 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #991 | heavy D | 5 |
| #174 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #89 | hep waders | 3 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #440 | herringcello | 31 |
| #52 | hideous egg | 26 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #51 | hot daub | 29 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #71 | hot egg | 3 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #251 | hushed puppy | 2 |
| #459 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 7 |
| #386 | iGoogly | 62 |
| #474 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #87 | intact anemone spike | 40 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #24 | invisibility potion | 34 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #608 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #31 | irresistibility potion | 27 |
| #26 | irritability potion | 39 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #356 | jerky coins | 57 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #1494 | killing feather | 32 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #883 | knuckle sandwich | 16 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #310 | laser-broiled pear | 25 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #126 | law-abiding citizen cane | 2 |
| #115 | lawnmower blade | 2 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1152 | length of string | 7 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #234 | licorice root | 29 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #635 | lowercase N | 6 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #191 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #96 | mafia filofax | 2 |
| #68 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #597 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #58 | marshmallow bomb | 1 |
| #145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1044 | metallic A | 3 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #120 | minin' dynamite | 8 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #114 | moist Crimbo spices | 44 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #195 | molten brick | 57 |
| #964 | monomolecular yo-yo | 26 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #263 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #224 | mummy costume | 33 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #862 | nanite-infested candy cane | 13 |
| #298 | nanite-infested eggnog | 15 |
| #401 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 11 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #364 | nanofiber cloth | 15 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #275 | necrotizing body spray | 31 |
| #291 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #92 | negotiatin' hammer | 3 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #158 | non-aged vinegar | 9 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #232 | obsidian dagger | 59 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #172 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #82 | oldcake | 4 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #861 | original G | 10 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #170 | overloaded micro-reactor | 4 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #521 | pack of pogs | 32 |
| #104 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #197 | passable elf mask | 15 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #464 | penguin focaccia bread | 30 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #124 | peppermint eel sauce | 62 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #32 | peppermint spine | 2 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #115 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #484 | petrified wood | 16 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
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| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #192 | pixel cross | 2 |
| #192 | pixel holy water | 2 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #1724 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #202 | pixellated moneybag | 2 |
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| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #10 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #176 | plastic cup of beer | 13 |
| #20 | plastic cup of flat beer | 17 |
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| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
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| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #322 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #403 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #74 | pointy red hat | 6 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #191 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #123 | pork elf goodies sack | 64 |
| #1145 | porquoise | 5 |
| #445 | portable corkscrew | 16 |
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| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
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| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #849 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
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| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #92 | protection stick | 8 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
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| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
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| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #341 | pumpkinhead mask | 20 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
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| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #457 | quantum taco | 20 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
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| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #112 | raisin | 5 |
| #119 | rattler rattle | 9 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
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| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
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| #109 | red ale | 6 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
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| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #90 | respected companion biscuit | 4 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #504 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 6 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1007 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #1002 | rogue swarmer | 52 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #675 | ruby W | 8 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #94 | runny icing | 52 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #93 | salt plum | 90 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #142 | salt wages | 16 |
| #75 | salty gumdrop | 47 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #193 | sawblade fragment | 106 |
| #136 | scintillating oyster egg | 4 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #94 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #19 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #289 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 13 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #232 | shot of mescal | 2 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
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| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #38 | silent L | 7 |
| #108 | silent M | 4 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #99 | silent P | 6 |
| #48 | silent Q | 2 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
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| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #32 | silent W | 7 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #161 | silent pea shooter | 5 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #71 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #147 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 12 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #359 | sleeping stocking | 8 |
| #240 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #57 | smoked potsherd | 22 |
| #330 | smoking grass | 201 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #99 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 53 |
| #341 | sorority brain | 2 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #100 | space beast fur | 9 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #40 | space invader | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #198 | space junk | 3 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #138 | space port | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #49 | spectral pickle | 473 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #168 | spirit gum | 15 |
| #120 | spirit mattress | 3 |
| #139 | spirit pillow | 2 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
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| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #114 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
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| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
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| #101 | spooky hockey mask | 13 |
| #86 | spooky lasso | 12 |
| #306 | spooky length of string | 39 |
| #457 | spooky sap | 18 |
| #750 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
| #701 | spooky toy wheel | 7 |
| #345 | spooky wooden block | 22 |
| #79 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 7 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #761 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #95 | steel drivin' hammer | 6 |
| #133 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 3 |
| #548 | stick | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #86 | strange cube | 20 |
| #689 | strange shiny disc | 4 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #151 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 2 |
| #656 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #968 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #1226 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #971 | string of red beads | 12 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #909 | stuffed gray blob | 22 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #898 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #387 | sub-molecular interocitor | 9 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #377 | sucker scaffold | 24 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #362 | sugar-coated pine cone | 5 |
| #37 | sun-dried tofu | 11 |
| #69 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 44 |
| #376 | superheated fudge | 9 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #138 | sweet mochi ball | 12 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #294 | synthetic stuffing | 37 |
| #106 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 5 |
| #161 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1007 | teddy borg | 6 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #333 | theoretical string | 48 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #50 | tiny fly glasses | 5 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #80 | tofurkey nugget | 3 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #299 | toothbrush | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #339 | tortoise's blessing | 6 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #366 | toy crazy train | 27 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #314 | toy hoverpad | 54 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #297 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #668 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #93 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 3 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #150 | unearthed potsherd | 28 |
| #41 | unfinished fruitcake | 5 |
| #106 | unidentified drink | 18 |
| #2076 | unstable DNA | 4 |
| #201 | unstable laser battery | 97 |
| #181 | unused soap | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #146 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 31 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #246 | warbear battery | 11 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #109 | warbear beeping telegram | 11 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #175 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #118 | warbear drone assembler | 5 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #141 | warbear gyrocopter | 7 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #254 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 3 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #162 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #239 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 5 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #166 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 8 |
| #283 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 4 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #139 | warbear soda machine assembler | 4 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #614 | warbear whosit | 5 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #156 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #168 | whisker pencil | 55 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #650 | wind-up meatcar | 7 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #189 | wolfman mask | 43 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #44 | wriggling tentacle | 2 |
| #177 | yam candy | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #879 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |