#23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
#12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
#10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
#879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
#287 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
#233 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
#1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
#115 | BGE merchandise order form | 36 |
#26 | BRAINS shorts | 51 |
#289 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
#2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
#51 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 47 |
#615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
#277 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
#57 | Blood Light | 56 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#42 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 28 |
#424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
#1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
#80 | CSA fire-starting kit | 314 |
#182 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 4 |
#328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
#695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
#104 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 45 |
#233 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
#6 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 676 |
#118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
#472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
#244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
#211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
#38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
#210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
#224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
#260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
#246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
#245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
#247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
#260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
#15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
#212 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
#206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
#419 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
#248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
#220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
#409 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
#363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
#245 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
#218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
#460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
#245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
#172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
#375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
#473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
#367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
#410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
#254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
#195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
#534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
#369 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
#1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
#63 | Ecto-Cooler | 16 |
#1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
#950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
#33 | FDKOL hotcakes | 231 |
#27 | FDKOL tattoo | 2 |
#170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
#226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
#370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
#380 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
#349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
#422 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 5 |
#270 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
#258 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
#23 | Junk-Bond | 10 |
#628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
#36 | Knob stroganoff | 14 |
#159 | Knob stuffed shells | 9 |
#250 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
#552 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
#455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#528 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
#37 | Lobster qua Grill | 9 |
#981 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
#156 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
#22 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 67 |
#16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
#15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
#11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
#14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
#13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
#523 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
#349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
#25 | Nightstalker perfume | 75 |
#74 | PEEZ dispenser | 173 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#5 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 259 |
#4 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 152 |
#7 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 27 |
#6 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 117 |
#9 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 68 |
#4 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 146 |
#19 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 46 |
#10 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 30 |
🥉 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 110 |
#6 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 263 |
#22 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 17 |
#4 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 369 |
#7 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 202 |
#9 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 88 |
#6 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 269 |
#200 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
#211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#241 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
#1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
#78 | Silver Bullet beer | 28 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
#337 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 41 |
#354 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 38 |
#384 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 34 |
#384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
#21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
#683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
#158 | The Cooler Out of Space | 19 |
#432 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
#302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#123 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
#1003 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
#835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
#1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
#989 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
#769 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
#1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
#897 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
#2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
#479 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 15 |
#519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
#508 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
#267 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
#25 | Wax Flask | 72 |
#20 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 14 |
#29 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 7 |
#210 | Yakisoba's hat | 7 |
#24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
#453 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
#1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
#71 | amok pudding | 10 |
#77 | amok putter | 3 |
#634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
#18 | arm buzzer | 1 |
#15 | around the world | 557 |
#112 | bätzle | 16 |
#779 | baconstone | 10 |
#3770 | badass belt | 10 |
#108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
#277 | bath ball gift set | 18 |
#977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
#155 | bite-me-red lipstick | 130 |
#269 | black velvet box | 1 |
#138 | blank diary | 1 |
#131 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
#345 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 5 |
#18 | blood-drive sticker | 13 |
#20 | boilgun | 1 |
#198 | bottle of fire | 50 |
#592 | bottle of goofballs | 43 |
#191 | bottled day | 1 |
#6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
#93 | bread line | 6 |
#2708 | brick | 1 |
#35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
#743 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
#121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
#298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
#289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
#31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
#13 | communal gobstopper | 42 |
#313 | cookie cookie | 3 |
#4 | crate of firebombs | 469 |
#25 | cursed scrunchie | 37 |
#60 | cylindrical mold | 81 |
#98 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 7 |
#1150 | designer handbag | 1 |
#209 | dingy planks | 1 |
#97 | drop of water-37 | 141 |
#24 | drum of pomade | 43 |
#32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
#22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
#697 | empty agua de vida bottle | 126 |
#314 | epic wad | 1 |
#131 | eternal car battery | 1 |
#74 | extra-see-thru nightie | 8 |
#25 | extremely skinny jeans | 28 |
#174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
#145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
#473 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
#8 | figurine of a cold seal | 175 |
#159 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
#586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
#247 | figurine of a stinking seal | 9 |
#275 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 3 |
#63 | figurine of an ancient seal | 18 |
#133 | figurine of an armored seal | 2 |
#272 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
#202 | flask of tainted mining oil | 22 |
#112 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
#808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
#324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
#80 | ghost protocol | 9 |
#380 | ghost trap | 1 |
#73 | ghostly body paint | 55 |
#242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
#579 | hamethyst | 14 |
#14 | hemp candy necklace | 50 |
#67 | hideous egg | 25 |
#17 | inky squid sauce | 52 |
#16 | iron chain | 1 |
#7 | irradiated pet snacks | 116 |
#92 | java cookie | 6 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#25 | junk food | 9 |
#32 | junk yard | 10 |
#186 | lawn dart | 2 |
#24 | little red book | 1 |
#592 | macaroni duck | 4 |
#146 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
#23 | menudo ravioli | 94 |
#218 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 7 |
#25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
#80 | necrotizing body spray | 94 |
#41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
#54 | nugget of Crimbonium | 112 |
#8 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1,105 |
#274 | pat-a-cake pendant | 4 |
#102 | peppermint tailings | 315 |
#76 | perl necklace | 5 |
#116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
#545 | petit fortran | 1 |
#19 | pine cone | 1 |
#18 | pitted sheet metal | 617 |
#367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
#75 | pocket maze | 1 |
#941 | porquoise | 7 |
#186 | portable photocopier | 37 |
#847 | potato sprout | 2 |
#63 | powdered candy sushi set | 17 |
#35 | press-on ribs | 125 |
#156 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
#97 | ratini | 22 |
#793 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
#166 | red ale | 5 |
#29 | red armband | 1 |
#223 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
#28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
#25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
#26 | residual zeal | 3 |
#128 | returned Thinknerd package | 6 |
#44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
#58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
#147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
#47 | robot grease | 133 |
#83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
#359 | ruby on canes | 2 |
#27 | sausage without a cause | 9 |
#27 | silver face paint | 12 |
#171 | silver shotgun shell | 2 |
#99 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
#128 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
#420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
#99 | slime convention swag bag | 8 |
#525 | solid gold bowling ball | 34 |
#23 | sorority brain | 60 |
#20 | sparking robo-battery | 677 |
#47 | squeaky toy rose | 2 |
#1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
#80 | stepmom's booze | 5 |
#167 | still-beating spleen | 3 |
#571 | strange cube | 1 |
#17 | strange paste | 9 |
#599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#551 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 81 |
#8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
#706 | stuffed Meat | 67 |
#7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
#8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
#8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
#1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
#450 | stuffed key | 128 |
#1290 | stuffed martini | 4 |
#596 | stuffed mink | 79 |
#572 | stuffed monocle | 85 |
#91 | stuffed pocketwatch | 3 |
#8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
#2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
#8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
#8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
#3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
#8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
#641 | stuffed teddy butler | 76 |
#662 | stuffed tin of caviar | 73 |
#423 | stuffed treasure chest | 137 |
#8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#105 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
#67 | sweet mochi ball | 34 |
#39 | swordzall | 1 |
#132 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
#28 | tangle of copper wire | 10 |
#21 | throwing bone | 38 |
#591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
#650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#868 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
#508 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
#564 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#657 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 6 |
#8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#573 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
#3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
#85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
#825 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
#1114 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
#169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
#777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
#215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
#873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
#492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
#82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
#1120 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
#3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
#90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
#172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
#238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#685 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
#109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
#8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#2897 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
#675 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
#1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
#961 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
#736 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
#4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#589 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 7 |
#745 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
#6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
#670 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
#587 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
#667 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
#4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
#4885 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
#3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
#668 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
#4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
#6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
#6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
#8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
#750 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
#6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
#6169 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
#4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
#860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
#6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
#851 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
#883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
#6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
#4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
#574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
#8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
#4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
#178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
#111 | torquoise | 1 |
#923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
#718 | untamable turtle | 3 |
#451 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
#50 | vintage smart drink | 3 |
#5 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 15 |
#251 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 13 |
#26 | warbear auto-anvil | 6 |
#106 | warbear badge | 1 |
#9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
#78 | warbear bearserker mead | 8 |
#161 | warbear bearserker potion | 8 |
#435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
#85 | warbear blizzard mead | 8 |
#131 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 5 |
#29 | warbear chemistry lab | 5 |
#179 | warbear drone assembler | 3 |
#24 | warbear drone codes | 2 |
#64 | warbear empathy chip | 9 |
#21 | warbear energy bracers | 8 |
#8 | warbear exhaust manifold | 11 |
#14 | warbear exo-arm | 11 |
#197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
#94 | warbear feasting mead | 7 |
#4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
#7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
#59 | warbear foil hat | 4 |
#5 | warbear gyrocopter | 137 |
#163 | warbear helm fragment | 37 |
#28 | warbear high-efficiency still | 6 |
🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
#341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
#101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
#13 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 7 |
#55 | warbear laser beacon | 4 |
#13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
#6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
#32 | warbear liquid lasers | 8 |
#252 | warbear liquid overcoat | 2 |
#9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
#295 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
#22 | warbear officer requisition box | 37 |
#31 | warbear oil pan | 6 |
#6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
#7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
#117 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 10 |
#87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
#25 | warbear requisition box | 169 |
#40 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 23 |
#168 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 8 |
#110 | warbear soda machine assembler | 5 |
#88 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
#156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
#236 | warbear trouser fragment | 13 |
#73 | warbear wardance potion | 30 |
#133 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
#12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
#58 | warbear whosit | 4,168 |
#69 | weird gazelle steak | 2 |
#196 | whisker pencil | 46 |
#230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |