Museum :: PatTheGreat

PatTheGreat

Rank	Item	Quantity
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#185	A. W. O. L. commendation	37
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#115	Argarggagarg's fang	11
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#197	BGE merchandise order form	22
#20	Baja sopapilla	13
#288	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#1784	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#350	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	7
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#292	Blood Light	13
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#46	CRIMBCO scrip	6,180
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#340	Chroner	82
#14	Chroner cross	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#141	Claw of the Infernal Seal	7
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#271	Crimbo Credit	27
#243	Crimbo Factory surprise box	10
#802	Crimbo candied pecan	10
#810	Crimbo fudge	10
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#234	Crimbo salad	5
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#227	Crimbonium fuel rod	6
#418	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#2942	Crimbuck	4
#819	Crown of the Goblin King	30
#242	D roll	20
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#915	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#360	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#511	FDKOL commendation	205
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#286	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#223	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#951	Go-Wassail	3
#262	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#344	Green Clover of Justice	6
#119	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	45
#330	Heimandatz's heart	5
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#227	Inner Strength	2
#82	Inner Truth	4
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#85	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	16
#140	Krakrox's Loincloth	7
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#261	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#61	Lavalos's shell	1
#253	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#490	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	55
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#58	Mer-kin cookiestove	96
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#165	Misty Cape	11
#119	Misty Cloak	15
#200	Misty Robe	8
#237	Mob Penguin cellular phone	97
#516	Mob Penguin protection contract	3
#104	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	1
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#263	New Zealand iced tea	17
#266	Newman's Own Trousers	4
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#236	Nightstalker perfume	10
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
#276	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	4
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#67	Professor What T-Shirt	15
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Safari Jack's moustache	7
#528	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
#125	Science Notebook	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#189	Silver Bullet beer	13
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#390	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	33
#398	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	31
#247	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#424	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	28
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#357	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1601	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	4
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#334	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#251	Yakisoba's hat	6
#62	Yellow Moon of Compassion	32
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#51	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#224	adorable seal larva	10
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#332	ammonite fossil	14
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#933	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#769	aspirin	1
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#1380	badass belt	40
#296	bag of bones	6
#1312	ball	3
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#189	bananagate	36
#59	bark rootbeer	7
#955	barrrnacle	11
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#262	belemnite fossil	19
#314	bite-me-red lipstick	52
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#137	blank diary	1
🥇	blank note	1
#120	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	138
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#201	blue polka-dot oyster egg	18
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#622	bone chips	13
#183	borrowed time	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#74	bottle of Bloodweiser	2
#581	bottle of bubbles	6
#318	bottle of fire	10
#2729	bottle of goofballs	6
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#93	bread line	6
#233	broken cellular phone	18
#214	buñuelos Jaliscos	4
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#799	bunny liver	2
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#96	candied bolts	8
#622	candied nuts	2
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#792	canteen of wine	27
#190	chainsaw chain	3
#107	chakra sludge	11
#5	chalk chlamys	1
#69	charisma potion	5
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#71	communal gobstopper	7
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#209	cookie cookie	4
#332	corrupted data	44
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#37	cylindrical mold	117
#220	dance card	10
#65	das boot	2
#743	delicious salad	40
#79	depleted uranium seal figurine	8
#404	designer handbag	7
#77	diluted makeup	11
#54	dingy planks	10
#91	discarded swimming trunks	1
#136	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	9
#98	disco horoscope (Aries)	14
#105	disco horoscope (Cancer)	12
#84	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	18
#143	disco horoscope (Gemini)	8
#96	disco horoscope (Leo)	14
#132	disco horoscope (Libra)	10
#111	disco horoscope (Pisces)	12
#110	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	12
#118	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	11
#125	disco horoscope (Taurus)	10
#103	disco horoscope (Virgo)	12
#145	discocktail	43
#1640	doll house	1
#243	dollar-sign bag	2
#1607	dollhive	1
#245	drop of water-37	35
#55	droppable microphone	1
#673	drywall axe	17
#91	dungeoneering kit	8
#26	duonoculars	21
#426	dwarvish magazine	1
#1418	easter egg balloon	17
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#121	eldritch effluvium	910
#25	eldritch ichor	1,207
#76	electrical thingamabob	243
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1614	elven cellocello	11
#1393	elven moonshine	2
#1560	elven suicide capsule	10
#435	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	24
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#156	expensive cigar	1
#102	extra-see-thru nightie	6
#71	extremely confusing manual	4
#287	facsimile dictionary	36
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#2007	felt	2
#303	fez of etymology	1
#472	figurine of a charred seal	6
#407	figurine of a cold seal	14
#240	figurine of a shadowy seal	5
#134	figurine of a sleek seal	17
#152	figurine of a slippery seal	11
#333	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	2
#305	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#181	figurine of an armored seal	1
#206	flan del mar	4
#611	fossilized limb	7
#547	fossilized spike	5
#563	fossilized spine	1
#710	fossilized torso	1
#181	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	2
#626	friendly cheez blob	4
#380	fudge bunny	1
#666	fudge lily	3
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#272	fudgecule	7,840
#193	fuzzy busby	16
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#253	fuzzy earmuffs	10
#219	fuzzy montera	12
#200	ghost of a necklace	25
#220	ghost trap	6
#499	giant discarded bottlecap	10
#1082	giant discarded plastic fork	7
#535	giant discarded torn-up glove	8
#547	giant pinky ring	27
#72	giant spider leg	3
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#79	glob of salty molasses	47
#177	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#695	gold wedding ring	2
#1709	googly eye	4
#70	grape troll doll	1
#546	gray bow tie	12
🥉	green face paint	1
#175	green gummi ingot	193
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#250	half of a gold tooth	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#22	hand-carved bow	2
#747	handful of confetti	56
#148	hardened slime hat	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#203	heart of the volcano	34
#299	hellseal claw	81
#264	hellseal whisker	77
#302	hemp candy necklace	3
#1424	herringcello	12
#187	huge gold coin	20
#54	intact anemone spike	160
#607	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	4
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#198	java cookie	4
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#847	jerky coins	8
#41	jingle bell	1
#597	kite	12
#207	kiwi beak	2
#552	knuckle sandwich	39
#260	kumquartz	26
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#384	lewd playing card	6
#503	licorice root	4
#37	liquid SONAR	3
#128	live lobster	7
#665	loaded serum blowgun	6
#455	lollipop stick	81
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#325	lucky rabbit's foot	20
#467	macaroni duck	5
#975	mafia aria	14
#47	mana-basted tofurkey leg	3
#34	mana-coated yams	5
#48	mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3
#73	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#549	meat from yesterday	2
#75	meat golem	1
#507	mime soul fragment	3
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#52	moist Crimbo spices	220
#266	molten brick	30
#1764	monomolecular yo-yo	2
#908	motivational poster	3
#280	mylar scout drone	17
#120	mysterious silver lapel pin	13
#1122	nanite-infested candy cane	9
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#113	necrotizing body spray	75
#87	negative lump	1,580
#367	nugget of Crimbonium	2
#676	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#1189	old sweatpants	26
#1187	oozenog	4
#418	pack of KWE trading card	8
#819	pack of pogs	5
#665	pail	14
#290	pants of the Slug Lord	13
#651	patent leather shoes	9
#155	pearidot	44
#1397	penguin focaccia bread	12
#47	penguin skin	5,393
#147	petit 4.1	5
#429	petit fortran	2
#776	petrified wood	6
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#417	pile of gold coins	2
#470	plastic ingot	2
#144	pog #01 (spider)	7
#77	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	13
#87	pog #03 (warwelf)	12
#80	pog #04 (skleleton)	13
#73	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	14
#88	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	11
#81	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	12
#85	pog #08 (hellion)	11
#148	pog #09 (pirate)	8
#93	pog #10 (hobo)	11
#122	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	9
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#1405	possessed top	3
#438	powdered candy sushi set	4
#194	press-on ribs	44
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#287	puce striped oyster egg	9
#1512	pulsing flesh	1
#264	radiation-resistant helmet	2
#1795	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#127	really dense meat stack	39
#237	red ale	4
🥉	red face paint	1
#171	red gummi ingot	201
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#615	reverse-oscillating klystron	4
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#1652	rigid carapace	1
#199	ring of half-assed regeneration	17
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#2199	rogue swarmer	21
#558	rubber axe	1
#52	ruby on canes	6
#36	runny icing	345
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
🥉	saffron uttarasanga	2
#106	salty gumdrop	19
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#651	scroll of pasta summoning	14
#124	secret from the future	1
#299	servo-assisted exo-pants	1
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#1122	shiny ring	18
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#409	silver shrimp fork	4
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#209	sleeping wereturtle	4
#76	slime convention coupons	3
#77	slime convention flyers	3
#171	slime convention swag bag	3
#84	slime convention t-shirt	3
#916	slow jam collection	3
#50	soggy gingerbread chunk	222
#1316	solid gold bowling ball	8
#155	sorority brain	10
#34	space bar	1
#39	space invader	1
#338	spaghetti cult mask	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#68	spectral axe	2
#62	sphygmomanometer	13
#72	spirit bed	1
#34	spirit blanket	12
#89	spirit gum	55
#36	spirit mattress	12
#39	spirit pillow	10
#26	spirit sheet	14
#29	spiritual candy cane	6
#184	spiritual eggnog	2
#192	spiritual fruitcake	2
#933	spooky bark	3
#744	spooky sap	9
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#61	stealth bomber	1
#1092	stick-on-a-string	2
#572	strange cube	1
#172	strawberyl	43
#540	stray chihuahua	5
#2498	stuffed gray blob	2
#318	sturdy Crimbo crate	52
#53	sucker bucket	3
#91	sucker hakama	2
#80	sucker kabuto	2
#303	sucker scaffold	35
#18	super-strong air freshener	7
#26	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	223
#787	superheated fudge	1
#842	support cummerbund	5
#373	sweet mochi ball	9
#168	syncopated turtle	1
#139	synthetic dog hair pill	1
#747	synthetic stuffing	6
#1592	teddy borg	2
🥇	time sleigh	1
#496	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	4
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#323	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	6
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#753	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	2
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#747	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	2
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#611	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	3
#485	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	4
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#604	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
#503	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	4
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#507	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	4
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#614	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	3
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2848	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#597	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	7
#890	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	2
#890	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#2092	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#515	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#591	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	7
#6226	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#882	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#943	tiny plastic Father McGruber	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#852	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	4
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#525	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#740	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	5
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#689	tiny plastic Queen Bee	3
#492	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#682	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	6
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#3304	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#665	tiny plastic angry space marine	6
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3976	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#2872	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#742	tiny plastic bee swarm	5
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#974	tiny plastic beebee queue	3
#990	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	5
#1109	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
#665	tiny plastic blazing bat	6
#2493	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	7
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#971	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#437	tiny plastic buzzerker	10
#1117	tiny plastic cavebugbear	2
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3968	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#3300	tiny plastic coffee pixie	5
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#2801	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#466	tiny plastic fire servant	5
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#2534	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	7
#2248	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	8
#2527	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	7
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2789	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#2226	tiny plastic grue	8
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#2845	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	6
#589	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	7
#4794	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3334	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#4838	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#860	tiny plastic moneybee	4
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#851	tiny plastic mumblebee	4
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#710	tiny plastic peacannon	3
#4797	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#1319	tiny plastic seal clubber	4
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#417	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	6
#2560	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	7
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#3348	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#464	top	10
#217	tourmalime	33
#899	toy deathbot	1
#883	toy hoverpad	10
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#702	toy soldier	2
#2135	tree-eating kite	5
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#67	trilobite candy mold	3
#353	trilobite fossil	12
#1649	twitching claw	1
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#315	unearthed potsherd	8
#85	unidentified drink	40
#693	unstable DNA	70
#2364	unstable laser battery	17
#360	untamable turtle	6
#544	unusual disco ball	5
#1297	valuable trinket	27
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#132	warbear accoutrements chunk	54
#263	warbear battery	10
#105	warbear bearserker potion	15
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#41	warbear helm fragment	120
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#160	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	8
#125	warbear liquid overcoat	12
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#291	warbear requisition box	5
#81	warbear trouser fragment	78
#186	warbear wardance potion	6
#477	warbear whosit	66
#151	waterlogged cloth	3
#160	waterlogged leather	2
#134	waterlogged stuffing	5
#137	waterlogged wood	1
#9	wicker clicker	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#684	wind-up meatcar	5
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#168	yellow gummi ingot	200
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1803	yo	2
#1511	yo-yo	7
#756	zombie pineal gland	6

Wow, that's 30,669 items total!

what items are this player missing?