Museum :: The Kestrel

The Kestrel

Rank	Item	Quantity
#107	5-hour acrimony	3
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#240	BGE pocket calendar	3
#111	BGE shotglass	42
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#67	BGE tiny plastic toy	11
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2380	Crimbuck	11
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#128	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	2
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#950	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#787	FDKOL commendation	11
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#196	FDKOL hotcakes	22
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#120	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#88	Oreille Divisée brandy	2
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#5	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	389
#650	Schrödinger's thermos	11
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#42	Skullhead's Screw	11
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#328	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	42
#592	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	11
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#458	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	23
#254	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	12
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#241	The Cooler Out of Space	11
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#318	The Joy of Wassailing	11
🥇	The Necbromancer's Hat	10
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#9	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	2
#51	The Necbronomicon	4
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#777	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#75	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	18
#823	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	4
#1217	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#156	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	22
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1151	abominable snowcone	3
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#139	angst burger	1
#349	anniversary gift box	8
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#205	around the world	11
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#302	bacon bath ball	3
#66	bag of bones	11
#142	baggie of powdered sugar	214
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#128	banana peel	42
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#473	bananagate	11
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#137	baneful bandolier	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#242	bindlestocking	11
#28	bitter pill	3
#593	black snowcone	3
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#693	blue snowcone	3
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#715	bottle of bubbles	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#70	bowl of Bounty-Os	2
#921	box of sunshine	277
#68	breaded beer	6
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#174	burnt flower	58
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#234	caustic slime nodule	1
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#284	chocolate bath ball	3
#555	chocolate cigar	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#1978	club necklace	3
#392	colorful plastic ball	42
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#104	cranberry cordial	3
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#266	crappy brain	1
#269	decent brain	1
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#304	drop of water-37	11
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#73	eldritch rub	1
#17	eldritch tincture	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#1174	festive sausage	1
#2035	filthy lucre	1
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#91	flat mushroom wine	2
#69	flower petal pie	11
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#121	foreign box	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#768	fossilized limb	1
#404	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#700	fossilized spike	1
#562	fossilized spine	1
#711	fossilized torso	1
#696	fossilized wing	1
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#1247	fudgecule	11
#179	fudgecycle	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#950	garish pinky ring	1
#44	ghost pencil	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#380	ghost trap	1
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#172	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#131	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#191	gloomy black mushroom	19
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#66	glowing frisbee	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#1009	green gummi ingot	1
#679	green snowcone	3
#6	grisly shield	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#50	gummi canary	11
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#151	hair of the calf	1
#396	handful of numbers	1
#134	hardened slime belt	1
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#2507	heart necklace	2
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#56	hemp net	13
#491	hideous egg	3
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#71	hot daub	11
#231	hot egg	1
#154	icy mushroom wine	2
#298	incense bath ball	3
#208	jawbruiser	11
#1065	jerky coins	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#93	knoll mushroom wine	2
#467	kumquartz	11
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#938	lewd playing card	1
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#346	licorice root	11
#233	lime supersucker	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#727	lollipop stick	11
#16	malevolent medallion	1
#144	marshmallow flambé	4
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#28	moist sack	1
#329	molten brick	11
#1340	motivational poster	1
#490	mulled cider	1
#992	mummy costume	1
#745	mushroom fermenting solution	11
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#374	negative lump	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#91	odor extractor	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#25	old school flying disc	16
#2220	old sweatpants	1
#727	orange snowcone	3
#927	pack of pogs	1
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#848	paperclip	11
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#207	pear supersucker	1
#459	pearidot	11
#16	pernicious cudgel	1
#339	personal massager	58
#252	petrified wood	42
#2032	phish stick	1
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#27	plush alielf	1
#16	plush alien hamsterpus	1
#17	plush dogcat	1
#16	plush ferrelf	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#17	plush mutated alielephant	1
#12	plush mutated alielf	1
#502	pog #01 (spider)	1
#370	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	2
#295	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
#247	pog #04 (skleleton)	4
#212	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	5
#175	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	6
#149	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	7
#136	pog #08 (hellion)	8
#135	pog #09 (pirate)	9
#117	pog #10 (hobo)	10
#88	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	11
#101	pointy mushroom wine	2
#23	pompadour'd puppy	1
#1613	pork elf goodies sack	1
#907	portable photocopier	2
#851	powdered candy sushi set	1
#144	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#782	purple snowcone	2
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#547	quantum taco	11
#84	radio button candy	13
#23	radium-flavored potato chips	2,194
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#994	red gummi ingot	1
#681	red snowcone	3
#11	red-hot medallion	1
#403	ribbon candy	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#3637	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#1291	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
#1124	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
#2125	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#376	scented massage oil	3
#103	scissor duck	1
#80	secret from the future	2
#102	shot of flower schnapps	11
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#9	sinister ancient tablet	1
#251	sleeping stocking	11
#297	slime convention swag bag	1
#42	slime-covered club	1
#23	slime-covered compass	1
#14	slime-covered greaves	1
#12	slime-covered helmet	1
#18	slime-covered lantern	1
#34	slime-covered necklace	1
#33	slime-covered shovel	1
#35	slime-covered speargun	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#199	smoked potsherd	3
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#41	sorority girl's box	1
#41	soul coin	1
#182	soul doorbell	1
#70	soy cordial	6
#270	space jam	1
#70	space jam toast	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#72	spirit bed	1
#191	spirit blanket	1
#187	spirit gum	11
#198	spirit mattress	1
#189	spirit pillow	1
#182	spirit sheet	1
#333	spooky bark	42
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#255	spooky sap	42
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#443	stick of "gum"	4
#147	stinky mushroom wine	2
#81	stone frisbee	130
#150	strange cube	11
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#477	strawberyl	11
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1502	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	23
#3688	stuffed Cheshire bitten	11
#3749	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	11
#2068	stuffed Meat	11
#3763	stuffed angry cow	11
#3763	stuffed astral badger	11
#3793	stuffed baby gravy fairy	11
#24	stuffed bandersnatch	11
#27	stuffed caterpillar	11
#3672	stuffed cocoabo	11
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#3826	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	11
#3805	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	11
#3821	stuffed hand turkey	11
#1808	stuffed key	11
#696	stuffed martini	11
#3780	stuffed mind flayer	11
#19	stuffed mink	1,020
#2083	stuffed monocle	11
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#3807	stuffed scary death orb	11
#1661	stuffed shoulder parrot	11
#3756	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	11
#3643	stuffed snowy owl	11
#3815	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	11
#770	stuffed spooky mushroom	11
#3733	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	11
#2064	stuffed teddy butler	11
#2090	stuffed tin of caviar	11
#1805	stuffed treasure chest	11
#3756	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	11
#27	stuffed walrus	11
#83	stuffed yo-yo	11
#1710	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#12	sucker scaffold	600
#278	sucker tachi	1
#138	superamplified boom box	3
#28	superduperball	2
#787	superheated fudge	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2520	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	7
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#22	tiny plastic trollipop	11
#265	toe jam	1
#58	toe jam toast	1
#462	tourmalime	11
#222	towel	42
#269	traffic jam	1
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#16	ultimate ultimate frisbee	108
#417	unearthed potsherd	3
#143	unfortunate dumplings	2
#8	villainous scythe	1
#484	volcanic ash	3
#106	warbear badge	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1012	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1945	yellow snowcone	2

Wow, that's 6,887 items total!

what items are this player missing?