#107 | 5-hour acrimony | 3 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
#225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
#437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
#325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
#1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
#241 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
#111 | BGE shotglass | 42 |
#308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
#67 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 11 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
#2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
#1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
#1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
#1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
#101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
#2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
#651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
#58 | Crimbough | 1 |
#2379 | Crimbuck | 11 |
#288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
#228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
#1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
#129 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
#808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
#949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
#785 | FDKOL commendation | 11 |
#30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
#196 | FDKOL hotcakes | 22 |
#169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
#13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
#248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
#44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
#601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
#121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
#368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
#382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
#525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#88 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 2 |
#212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
#369 | Red Pill | 1 |
#1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
#5 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 389 |
#649 | Schrödinger's thermos | 11 |
#211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
#42 | Skullhead's Screw | 11 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#328 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 42 |
#592 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 11 |
#247 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
#458 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 23 |
#254 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 12 |
#69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
#21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
#241 | The Cooler Out of Space | 11 |
#217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
#318 | The Joy of Wassailing | 11 |
🥇 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 10 |
#28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
#38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
#9 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 2 |
#51 | The Necbronomicon | 4 |
#58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
#208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
#102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
#216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
#778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
#334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
#75 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 18 |
#823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
#1221 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
#156 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 22 |
#1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
#35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
#23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
#771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
#1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
#139 | angst burger | 1 |
#348 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
#573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
#205 | around the world | 11 |
#135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
#302 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
#66 | bag of bones | 11 |
#142 | baggie of powdered sugar | 214 |
#1147 | banana | 1 |
#338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
#222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
#87 | banana milkshake | 1 |
#129 | banana peel | 42 |
#208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
#251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
#472 | bananagate | 11 |
#93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
#136 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
#977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
#243 | bindlestocking | 11 |
#28 | bitter pill | 3 |
#592 | black snowcone | 3 |
#137 | blank diary | 1 |
#246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
#75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
#692 | blue snowcone | 3 |
#36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
#301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
#52 | bone crusher | 1 |
#277 | bone meal | 1 |
#53 | bonerang | 1 |
#58 | boning knife | 1 |
#953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
#714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
#37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
#31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
#37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
#70 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 2 |
#922 | box of sunshine | 277 |
#68 | breaded beer | 6 |
#938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
#466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
#174 | burnt flower | 58 |
#1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
#1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
#1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
#234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
#289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
#266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
#284 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
#557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
#580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#1980 | club necklace | 3 |
#392 | colorful plastic ball | 42 |
#200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
#6 | corroded breeches | 1 |
#5 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
#104 | cranberry cordial | 3 |
#209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
#269 | crappy brain | 1 |
#272 | decent brain | 1 |
#15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
#1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
#305 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
#88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
#73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
#17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
#4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
#548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
#44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
#1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
#1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
#924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
#1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
#2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
#39 | fire axe | 1 |
#82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
#186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
#91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
#69 | flower petal pie | 11 |
#143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#121 | foreign box | 1 |
#378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
#329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
#312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
#767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
#405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
#306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
#701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
#563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
#710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
#696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
#371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
#740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
#380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#197 | fudge cube | 1 |
#843 | fudge lily | 1 |
#62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
#258 | fudge spork | 1 |
#1247 | fudgecule | 11 |
#179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
#219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
#324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
#949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
#44 | ghost pencil | 1 |
#551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#380 | ghost trap | 1 |
#136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
#173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
#134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
#163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
#132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
#168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
#190 | gloomy black mushroom | 19 |
#365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
#65 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
#211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#223 | grass blade | 1 |
#194 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
#1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
#678 | green snowcone | 3 |
#5 | grisly shield | 1 |
#171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
#165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
#68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
#50 | gummi canary | 11 |
#201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
#241 | gummi snake | 1 |
#170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
#150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
#396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
#133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
#148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
#143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
#2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#55 | hemp net | 13 |
#491 | hideous egg | 3 |
#867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
#160 | holiday log | 1 |
#71 | hot daub | 11 |
#231 | hot egg | 1 |
#154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
#299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
#208 | jawbruiser | 11 |
#1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
#93 | knoll mushroom wine | 2 |
#467 | kumquartz | 11 |
#84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
#250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
#935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
#1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
#346 | licorice root | 11 |
#233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
#71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
#726 | lollipop stick | 11 |
#15 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
#144 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
#108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#28 | moist sack | 1 |
#329 | molten brick | 11 |
#1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
#491 | mulled cider | 1 |
#992 | mummy costume | 1 |
#745 | mushroom fermenting solution | 11 |
#248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
#375 | negative lump | 1 |
#418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
#91 | odor extractor | 1 |
#278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
#25 | old school flying disc | 16 |
#2223 | old sweatpants | 1 |
#727 | orange snowcone | 3 |
#926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
#105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
#848 | paperclip | 11 |
#102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
#459 | pearidot | 11 |
#15 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
#338 | personal massager | 58 |
#251 | petrified wood | 42 |
#2033 | phish stick | 1 |
#168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
#26 | plush alielf | 1 |
#15 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
#16 | plush dogcat | 1 |
#15 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
#33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
#16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
#11 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
#501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
#369 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
#295 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
#246 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 4 |
#211 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
#174 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 6 |
#149 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 7 |
#136 | pog #08 (hellion) | 8 |
#134 | pog #09 (pirate) | 9 |
#116 | pog #10 (hobo) | 10 |
#87 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 11 |
#101 | pointy mushroom wine | 2 |
#23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
#1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
#907 | portable photocopier | 2 |
#852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
#145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
#130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
#781 | purple snowcone | 2 |
#36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
#546 | quantum taco | 11 |
#86 | radio button candy | 13 |
#22 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2,194 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
#222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
#994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
#680 | red snowcone | 3 |
#11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
#403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
#58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
#147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
#3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
#1290 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
#1124 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
#2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
#376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
#103 | scissor duck | 1 |
#80 | secret from the future | 2 |
#102 | shot of flower schnapps | 11 |
#227 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
#9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
#251 | sleeping stocking | 11 |
#298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
#42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
#22 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
#13 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
#11 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
#18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
#33 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
#32 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
#35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
#199 | smoked potsherd | 3 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
#41 | soul coin | 1 |
#182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
#70 | soy cordial | 6 |
#270 | space jam | 1 |
#70 | space jam toast | 1 |
#3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
#72 | spirit bed | 1 |
#192 | spirit blanket | 1 |
#187 | spirit gum | 11 |
#198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
#189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
#182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
#333 | spooky bark | 42 |
#234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
#256 | spooky sap | 42 |
#1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#105 | stapler bear | 1 |
#443 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
#147 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
#81 | stone frisbee | 130 |
#151 | strange cube | 11 |
#225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
#477 | strawberyl | 11 |
#77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
#599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#1499 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 23 |
#3686 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
#3749 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
#2065 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
#3761 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
#3762 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
#3792 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
#24 | stuffed bandersnatch | 11 |
#27 | stuffed caterpillar | 11 |
#3671 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
#200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
#3824 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
#3803 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
#3819 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
#1806 | stuffed key | 11 |
#695 | stuffed martini | 11 |
#3777 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
#19 | stuffed mink | 1,020 |
#2083 | stuffed monocle | 11 |
#1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
#3806 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
#1660 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
#3754 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
#3641 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
#3813 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
#770 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
#3734 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
#2062 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
#2089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 11 |
#1807 | stuffed treasure chest | 11 |
#3754 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
#27 | stuffed walrus | 11 |
#83 | stuffed yo-yo | 11 |
#1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#12 | sucker scaffold | 600 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#138 | superamplified boom box | 3 |
#28 | superduperball | 2 |
#787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
#650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#2522 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#22 | tiny plastic trollipop | 11 |
#266 | toe jam | 1 |
#58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
#462 | tourmalime | 11 |
#221 | towel | 42 |
#269 | traffic jam | 1 |
#60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
#1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
#923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
#16 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 108 |
#417 | unearthed potsherd | 3 |
#142 | unfortunate dumplings | 2 |
#8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
#485 | volcanic ash | 3 |
#106 | warbear badge | 1 |
#215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
#381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
#151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
#830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
#1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
#76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
#229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
#1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
#1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |