The Kestrel

RankItemQuantity
#1075-hour acrimony3
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#311BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt3
#325BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt3
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#241BGE pocket calendar3
#111BGE shotglass42
#308BGE temporary tattoo3
#67BGE tiny plastic toy11
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#1703CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#1727CRIMBCOLOAF3
#101Cinco Mayo Lager3
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
#58Crimbough1
#2379Crimbuck11
#288DNOTC Box1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#129Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate2
#808El Sombrero De Lopez3
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#785FDKOL commendation11
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#196FDKOL hotcakes22
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#1049Go-Wassail1
#44Grimacite Bock1
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#121Interview With You (a Vampire)1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#21Manual of Transcendent Olfaction1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#88Oreille Divisée brandy2
#212Ralph IX cognac1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#369Red Pill1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#5Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince389
#649Schrödinger's thermos11
#211Serenity trading card1
#42Skullhead's Screw11
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#328Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro42
#592Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita11
#247Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#458Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco23
#254Tales of a Kansas Toymaker12
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#241The Cooler Out of Space11
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#318The Joy of Wassailing11
🥇The Necbromancer's Hat10
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#9The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff2
#51The Necbronomicon4
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#208The Snake trading card1
#102The Snitch's Manifesto1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#778Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#334Thwaitgold butterfly statuette4
#75Thwaitgold firefly statuette18
#823Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette4
#1221Thwaitgold maggot statuette3
#156Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette22
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#23Uncle Hobo's epic beard1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#771Workytime Tea1
#1151abominable snowcone3
#109adhesive tape dolly1
🥇all-year sucker1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#139angst burger1
#348anniversary gift box8
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#205around the world11
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#302bacon bath ball3
#66bag of bones11
#142baggie of powdered sugar214
#1147banana1
#338banana cream pie1
#222banana daiquiri1
#87banana milkshake1
#129banana peel42
#208banana spritzer1
#251banana supersucker1
#472bananagate11
#93bananarama bangle1
#136baneful bandolier1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1425bath ball gift set1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#977belemnite fossil1
#243bindlestocking11
#28bitter pill3
#592black snowcone3
#137blank diary1
#246blank fudge mold1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#692blue snowcone3
#36bone and arrows1
#301bone aperitif1
#52bone crusher1
#277bone meal1
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#714bottle of bubbles1
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#70bowl of Bounty-Os2
#922box of sunshine277
#68breaded beer6
#938bunch of bananas1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#174burnt flower58
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#1062candy kneecapping stick3
#1029candy knuckles3
#234caustic slime nodule1
#289chainsaw chain1
#266chakra sludge1
#284chocolate bath ball3
#557chocolate cigar1
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1980club necklace3
#392colorful plastic ball42
#200cool mushroom wine1
#6corroded breeches1
#5corrosive cowl1
#104cranberry cordial3
#209cranberry schnapps3
#269crappy brain1
#272decent brain1
#15deck of lewd playing cards1
#385deluxe fax machine1
#15diabolical crossbow1
#1956diamond necklace3
#305drop of water-3711
#88eldritch elixir1
#73eldritch rub1
#17eldritch tincture1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#924fancy opera glasses1
#1174festive sausage1
#2032filthy lucre1
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#186flaming mushroom wine2
#91flat mushroom wine2
#69flower petal pie11
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#121foreign box1
#378fossilized baboon skull1
#329fossilized bat skull1
#312fossilized demon skull1
#767fossilized limb1
#405fossilized serpent skull1
#306fossilized spider skull1
#701fossilized spike1
#563fossilized spine1
#710fossilized torso1
#696fossilized wing1
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#380fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#843fudge lily1
#62fudge pocket square1
#258fudge spork1
#1247fudgecule11
#179fudgecycle1
#219fudgesicle1
#324funhouse mirror1
#949garish pinky ring1
#44ghost pencil1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#380ghost trap1
#136giant green gummi bear1
#173giant green gummi ingot1
#134giant red gummi bear1
#163giant red gummi ingot1
#132giant yellow gummi bear1
#168giant yellow gummi ingot1
#427gift-a-pult1
#608gingerbread house1
#21glob of Blank-Out1
#190gloomy black mushroom19
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#65glowing frisbee1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#70grape troll doll1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#241green drunki-bear1
#1010green gummi ingot1
#678green snowcone3
#5grisly shield1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#68gummi bowtie1
#50gummi canary11
#201gummi salamander1
#241gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
#150hair of the calf1
#396handful of numbers1
#133hardened slime belt1
#148hardened slime hat1
#143hardened slime pants1
#2507heart necklace2
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#55hemp net13
#491hideous egg3
#867holiday cheese log1
#160holiday log1
#71hot daub11
#231hot egg1
#154icy mushroom wine2
#299incense bath ball3
#208jawbruiser11
#1066jerky coins1
#41jingle bell1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#93knoll mushroom wine2
#467kumquartz11
#84kumquartz ring1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#935lewd playing card1
#1829licorice garrote1
#346licorice root11
#233lime supersucker1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#726lollipop stick11
#15malevolent medallion1
#144marshmallow flambé4
#108misfit dolly1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#28moist sack1
#329molten brick11
#1339motivational poster1
#491mulled cider1
#992mummy costume1
#745mushroom fermenting solution11
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#375negative lump1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#91odor extractor1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#25old school flying disc16
#2223old sweatpants1
#727orange snowcone3
#926pack of pogs1
#105packet of orchid seeds1
#848paperclip11
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#207pear supersucker1
#459pearidot11
#15pernicious cudgel1
#338personal massager58
#251petrified wood42
#2033phish stick1
#168pile of loose snow1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#529plastic ingot1
#26plush alielf1
#15plush alien hamsterpus1
#16plush dogcat1
#15plush ferrelf1
#33plush hamsterpus1
#16plush mutated alielephant1
#11plush mutated alielf1
#501pog #01 (spider)1
#369pog #02 (Knob goblin)2
#295pog #03 (warwelf)3
#246pog #04 (skleleton)4
#211pog #05 (ninja snowman)5
#174pog #06 (filthy hippy)6
#149pog #07 (orcish frat boy)7
#136pog #08 (hellion)8
#134pog #09 (pirate)9
#116pog #10 (hobo)10
#87pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)11
#101pointy mushroom wine2
#23pompadour'd puppy1
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#907portable photocopier2
#852powdered candy sushi set1
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#130pregnant oily golden mushroom1
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#781purple snowcone2
#36puzzling ribbon1
#546quantum taco11
#86radio button candy13
#22radium-flavored potato chips2,194
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#222red drunki-bear1
#994red gummi ingot1
#680red snowcone3
#11red-hot medallion1
#403ribbon candy1
#58ridiculous belt1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#3638rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#1290rubber WWJD? bracelet6
#1124rubber WWSPD? bracelet7
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#376scented massage oil3
#103scissor duck1
#80secret from the future2
#102shot of flower schnapps11
#227silver shotgun shell1
#9sinister ancient tablet1
#251sleeping stocking11
#298slime convention swag bag1
#42slime-covered club1
#22slime-covered compass1
#13slime-covered greaves1
#11slime-covered helmet1
#18slime-covered lantern1
#33slime-covered necklace1
#32slime-covered shovel1
#35slime-covered speargun1
#1272slow jam collection1
#199smoked potsherd3
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#41sorority girl's box1
#41soul coin1
#182soul doorbell1
#70soy cordial6
#270space jam1
#70space jam toast1
#3320spade necklace1
#72spirit bed1
#192spirit blanket1
#187spirit gum11
#198spirit mattress1
#189spirit pillow1
#182spirit sheet1
#333spooky bark42
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#256spooky sap42
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#105stapler bear1
#443stick of "gum"4
#147stinky mushroom wine2
#81stone frisbee130
#151strange cube11
#225strawberry supersucker1
#477strawberyl11
#77strawberyl necklace1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#1499stuffed Baron von Ratsworth23
#3686stuffed Cheshire bitten11
#3749stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech11
#2065stuffed Meat11
#3761stuffed angry cow11
#3762stuffed astral badger11
#3792stuffed baby gravy fairy11
#24stuffed bandersnatch11
#27stuffed caterpillar11
#3671stuffed cocoabo11
#200stuffed dodo1
#3824stuffed flaming gravy fairy11
#3803stuffed frozen gravy fairy11
#3819stuffed hand turkey11
#1806stuffed key11
#695stuffed martini11
#3777stuffed mind flayer11
#19stuffed mink1,020
#2083stuffed monocle11
#1714stuffed ninja snowman1
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#3806stuffed scary death orb11
#1660stuffed shoulder parrot11
#3754stuffed sleazy gravy fairy11
#3641stuffed snowy owl11
#3813stuffed spooky gravy fairy11
#770stuffed spooky mushroom11
#3734stuffed stinky gravy fairy11
#2062stuffed teddy butler11
#2089stuffed tin of caviar11
#1807stuffed treasure chest11
#3754stuffed undead elbow macaroni11
#27stuffed walrus11
#83stuffed yo-yo11
#1712sturdy Crimbo crate1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#12sucker scaffold600
#278sucker tachi1
#138superamplified boom box3
#28superduperball2
#787superheated fudge1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2522tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#22tiny plastic trollipop11
#266toe jam1
#58toe jam toast1
#462tourmalime11
#221towel42
#269traffic jam1
#60traffic jam toast1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#139trilobite candy mold1
#923trilobite fossil1
#16ultimate ultimate frisbee108
#417unearthed potsherd3
#142unfortunate dumplings2
#8villainous scythe1
#485volcanic ash3
#106warbear badge1
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#381warbear requisition box1
#151waterlogged crate1
#830wind-up meatcar1
#1027wolfman mask1
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#1013yellow gummi ingot1
#1943yellow snowcone2

Wow, that's 6,887 items total!

what items are this player missing?