Museum :: Pasta Thief

Pasta Thief

Rank	Item	Quantity
#911	1-ball	3
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1051	2-ball	2
#885	3-ball	3
#124	30669 scroll	98
#452	33398 scroll	32
#693	334 scroll	3
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1072	6-ball	2
#262	64067 scroll	1
#55	668 scroll	39
#748	8-ball	21
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#558	A. W. O. L. commendation	8
#248	ASCII shirt	8
#273	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#223	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#230	Alice's Army Coward	1
#155	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#42	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	2
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#63	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#258	Alice's Army Guard	1
#247	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#211	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#226	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#224	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#160	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#254	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#257	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#258	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#250	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#419	Angry Farmer candy	232
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#82	Atomic Pop	11
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#175	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#484	Black No. 2	7
#128	Blackfly Chardonnay	63
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#228	Boris's key lime pie	4
#925	Boris's ring	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#47	CRIMBCO lanyard	11
#633	CRIMBCO mug	17
#916	CRIMBCO scrip	95
#453	CRIMBCO wine	17
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#54	Cloaca Cola Polar	163
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#590	Cold Hots candy	7
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#249	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#71	Crimbo candied pecan	468
#76	Crimbo fudge	455
#64	Crimbo peppermint bark	488
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1520	Crimbuck	171
#739	Crown of the Goblin King	34
#67	DNOTC Box	5
#120	Daffy Taffy	308
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#501	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	12
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#224	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	8
#1338	Drowsy Sword	8
#1045	Dyspepsi-Cola	36
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#373	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#86	Elmley shades	14
#85	Elvish delight	5
#833	FDKOL commendation	8
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#60	FDKOL hotcakes	126
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#22	GOTO	432
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#284	Go-Wassail	66
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#23	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#345	Gummi-Gnauga	7
#137	Gummy Brains	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#18	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	3
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#346	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#92	Jack-in-the-box	52
#98	Junk-Bond	1
#721	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#659	Knob Goblin firecracker	14
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#672	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#171	Knob Goblin love potion	98
#61	Knob Goblin melon baller	81
#217	Knob Goblin perfume	16
#90	Knob Goblin spatula	388
#159	Knob Goblin steroids	94
#20	Knob Goblin superseltzer	806
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#21	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	14
#51	Knob mushroom	363
#168	Knob sausage	57
#669	Knoll mushroom	7
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#1910	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#232	Lucky Surprise Egg	30
#49	M-242	333
#1631	Mad Train wine	2
#148	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#124	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#325	Meleegra™ pills	30
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#112	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
#150	Mer-kin healscroll	3
#119	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#104	Mer-kin killscroll	5
#83	Mer-kin roundshield	2
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#282	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	222
#972	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#690	Mr. Mediocrebar	75
#158	ND	1
#196	NPZR chemistry set	25
#423	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#217	Orcish baseball cap	18
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#69	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	126
#102	Pain Dip	3
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#610	Penultimate Fantasy chest	10
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#319	Ram's Face Lager	94
#370	Red Pill	1
#73	Red Rover BB gun	43
#348	Rock Pops	145
#30	S.A.V.E. flyer	21
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#5	Saccharine Maple pendant	9
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#186	Schrödinger's thermos	125
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#803	Senior Mints	4
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#519	Spam Witch sammich	42
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#562	Sugar Cog	2
#244	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	59
#250	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	60
#282	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	52
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#764	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	44
#252	The Art of Slapfighting	4
#224	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	6
#383	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	7
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#123	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#34	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	646
#34	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	605
#34	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	681
#34	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	634
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#781	Trollhouse cookies	14
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#363	Uncle Romulus	3
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#856	Wint-O-Fresh mint	10
#335	Wolfman Nardz	3
#107	Workytime Tea	21
#171	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	4
#166	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	3
#105	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	5
#744	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#417	Yummy Tummy bean	492
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#175	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	11
#365	a butt tuba	1
#33	abominable blubber	98
#62	accidental cider	61
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#84	adder	34
#407	adder bladder	13
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#500	alphabet gum	2
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#30	amok pudding	40
#26	amok putter	16
#361	amulet of extreme plot significance	39
#80	ancient frozen dinner	39
#670	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
#634	anniversary gift box	6
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#743	antique helmet	2
#76	antique packet of ketchup	38
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#905	antique shield	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#946	antique spear	1
#249	armgun	10
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#788	asparagus knife	3
#178	attorney's badge	1
#1765	awful poetry journal	2
#36	baby cuddlefish	6
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#224	backwoods screwdriver	2
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#2548	badass belt	19
#85	bag of bones	9
#504	bag of lard	2
#110	bag of pygmy blood	6
#899	baggie of powdered sugar	7
#105	balloon shield	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#336	ballroom blintz	8
#312	bananagate	22
#707	bar skin	8
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2125	barrrnacle	1
#283	baseball	18
#578	bat wing	11
#80	batblade	81
#530	batgut	31
#565	bath ball gift set	9
#932	battered Crimbo Crate	7
#54	bazookafish bubble gum	94
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#398	beertini	4
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#68	bent scrap metal	13
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#852	big red clown nose	2
#474	big rock	1
#801	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#87	bird rib	26
#1015	bit of clingfilm	3
#565	black forest cake	2
#552	black forest ham	1
#546	black helmet	2
#117	black paisley oyster egg	33
#21	black pepper	353
#413	black pixel	49
#425	black polka-dot oyster egg	12
#86	black pudding	64
#667	black shield	1
#92	black spot	9
#106	black striped oyster egg	33
#65	black tear	4
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#99	blob of Alphredo™	5
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#874	bloody beer	2
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#367	bloody mary	4
#655	blue pixel	51
#247	blue plastic oyster egg	20
#334	blue polka-dot oyster egg	12
#113	blue potion	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#101	blue striped oyster egg	35
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#36	bone and arrows	1
#157	bone aperitif	3
#325	bone chips	47
#52	bone crusher	1
#148	bone meal	3
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#23	bonerang	2
#22	boning knife	2
#67	book of matches	28
#414	bottle of Blank-Out	21
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#380	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	11
#14	bottle of Mystic Shell	93
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#265	bottle of bubbles	43
#66	bottle of cooking sherry	59
#408	bottle of fire	1
#2232	bottle of goofballs	9
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#57	bottle of melodramamine	2
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#108	bottle of popskull	32
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#161	bottled inspiration	5
#545	bowl of cottage cheese	23
#843	box	4
#593	box of sunshine	541
#139	boxed champagne	16
#171	boxed wine	218
#99	boxing glove	6
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#50	brand new key	3
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#88	brass gear	75
#502	breaded beer	1
#79	breakfast mess	165
#325	brine	60
#232	broken carburetor	1
#515	broken skull	27
#176	bronze breastplate	10
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#445	bronzed locust	2
#164	brown felt tophat	2
#38	brown pixel	146
#17	brown sugar cane	922
#498	bubblewrap ore	2
#366	bubblin' crude	7
#1095	bum cheek	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#353	can of Binarrrca	28
#1501	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#87	can of Red Minotaur	55
#138	can of Swiller	40
#314	can of spinach	7
#175	candied bolts	6
#425	candied nuts	4
#2874	candied yams	1
#290	candy brain	12
#1926	candy cane	13
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#504	canopic jar	3
#331	cardboard katana	1
#611	cardboard ore	1
#251	carob chunk noodles	7
#107	cartoon heart	12
#270	cat appendix	14
#395	catgut	14
#234	cement sandals	4
#89	charged magnet	1
#529	cheap toaster	4
#1062	chef's hat	1
#21	cherry	1,460
#66	chicle de salchicha	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#173	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	2
#42	chocolate filthy lucre	293
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#394	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#301	chorizo brownies	6
#182	chorizo taco	29
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#158	chrome staff	4
#523	chrome sword	1
#367	chunk of depleted Grimacite	30
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#383	clown skin	14
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#1633	club necklace	4
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#56	cod cape	1
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#110	cold water bottle	4
#83	colorful toad	13
#651	communications windchimes	1
#158	compression stocking	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#419	copper ha'penny charrrm	9
#523	corn holder	1
#251	corrupted data	69
#73	creepy voice box	2
#11	crotchety pants	4
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#262	crystallized memory	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#39	cyclops eyedrops	29
#195	dance card	11
#78	deep six-shooter	3
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#368	dented harmonica	2
#591	deodorant	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#149	designer handbag	17
🥇	detour shield	1
#621	diamond necklace	11
#237	dill	146
#83	dire fudgesicle	40
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#184	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	5
#113	disco horoscope (Aries)	11
#188	disco horoscope (Cancer)	5
#140	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	9
#137	disco horoscope (Gemini)	9
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#151	disco horoscope (Libra)	8
#161	disco horoscope (Pisces)	6
#151	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	8
#220	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	3
#112	disco horoscope (Taurus)	11
#166	disco horoscope (Virgo)	6
#1717	disco mask	1
#219	discocktail	13
#211	disease	76
#513	disembodied brain	4
#346	disintegrating quill pen	17
#168	disintegrating spiky collar	2
#32	displaced fish	971
#279	divine blowout	40
#1263	doll house	2
#1312	dollhive	2
#159	donkey flipbook	5
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#84	drab sonata	110
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#185	drop of water-37	70
#16	drum machine	1,176
#359	dry noodles	286
#1037	drywall axe	8
#1824	duct tape	4
#222	dull fish scale	22
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#85	dungeoneering kit	9
#459	dusty Crimbo crate	24
#410	dusty bottle of Marsala	31
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#930	dusty bottle of Muscat	2
#432	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	30
#409	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	30
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#718	eXtreme mittens	2
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#100	eel battery	1
#51	eerie fetish	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#117	effluvious emerald	14
#337	eggbeater	1
#552	eggnog	32
#92	electric snakebite	6
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#151	eleven-foot pole	1
#212	elven cellocello	45
#335	elven suicide capsule	36
#1168	empty agua de vida bottle	4
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1479	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#540	energy drink IV	1
#259	enormous belt buckle	12
#131	eternal car battery	1
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#47	extra-strength red potion	25
#95	fabric hardener	1
#1294	facsimile dictionary	4
#449	fancy bath salts	18
#80	fancy blue potion	8
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#191	fancy opera glasses	22
#295	fat bottom quark	1
#146	fat loot token	26
#519	fat stacks of cash	13
#514	figurine of a charred seal	5
#48	figurine of a cold seal	88
#81	figurine of a cute baby seal	4
#352	figurine of a shadowy seal	3
#727	figurine of a sleek seal	2
#445	figurine of a slippery seal	3
#378	figurine of a stinking seal	5
#275	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	3
#87	figurine of an armored seal	4
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#82	filthy lucre	262
#143	filthy poultice	64
#164	finger cymbals	5
#39	fire axe	1
#101	fireball	9
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#115	fish juice box	9
#394	fish-liver oil	12
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#10	flange	308
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#268	floral print shirt	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#25	flytrap bezoar	2
#816	foam dart	1
#351	foam noodle	2
#90	foetid seal tear	61
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#593	fossilized limb	8
#659	fossilized spike	2
#711	fossilized torso	1
#32	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	12
#149	freezerburned ice cube	2
#147	freshwater pearl necklace	4
#69	fricasseed brains	34
#27	frigid fudgepuck	137
#317	frigid ninja stars	126
#91	frilly shirt	7
#199	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#23	fudge cube	12
#215	fudge lily	30
#259	fudge spork	1
#117	fudgecule	20,720
#178	fudgecycle	1
#81	funny bone	5
#981	fuzzy dice	6
#156	garish pinky ring	27
#135	gauze garter	158
#444	gearbox necklace	2
#122	ghost cucumber	299
#129	ghost key	1
#588	ghost of a necklace	1
#122	ghost toga	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#231	ghuol egg quiche	8
#751	ghuol guolash	4
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#170	giant designer sunglasses	26
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#111	giant green gummi ingot	3
#16	giant moxie weed	317
#789	giant needle	12
#547	giant pinky ring	27
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#103	giant red gummi ingot	3
#183	giant safety pin	1
#189	giant turkey leg	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#100	giant yellow gummi ingot	3
#683	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#284	glacial sapphire	2
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#324	gnatwing	13
#71	gnauga hide	86
#427	gnoll lips	7
#373	gnoll teeth	10
#289	goat cheese	81
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#826	gob of wet hair	1
#88	gold star	37
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#112	golden plastic oyster egg	2
#693	golden ring	40
#575	goth kid t-shirt	5
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#540	green glowstick	3
#499	green gummi ingot	44
#59	gremlin juice	71
#9	gremlin mutagen	119
#39	grisly shell fragment	10
#523	grouchy restless spirit	11
#14	groupie bra	32
#16	groupie lipstick	93
#44	groupie spangles	11
#680	grue egg	39
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#168	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	37
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#142	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	43
#6197	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#150	tiny plastic spooky vampire	42
#4863	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#122	tiny plastic taco cat	52
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#166	tiny plastic topiary golem	33
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#165	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	38
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#172	tiny plastic warwelf	36
#185	tiny plastic whitesnake	33
#175	tiny plastic zmobie	35
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#78	tiny slimy cyst	30
#364	tip jar	2
#633	tires	5
#877	toast	777
#411	tofu casserole	2
#2298	tofurkey gravy	2
#2294	tofurkey leg	2
#82	tonic water	30
#1238	top	3
#313	tourmalime	22
#1357	towel	3
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1190	toy soldier	1
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#749	trilobite fossil	3
#171	tropical orchid	17
#138	trout fang	1
#443	true grit	2
#248	tube of hair oil	1
#1790	turtle totem	1
#190	twitching claw	18
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#479	uncooked chorizo	5
#19	underwater slingshot	81
#262	unearthed potsherd	11
#531	unidentified jerky	7
#321	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	12
#1094	unstable DNA	33
#72	useless powder	6,033
#266	vampire collar	7
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#72	vial of holy water	30
#51	vial of hot blood	1
#249	vinegar	150
#427	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	11
#430	vodka and cranberry	3
#387	volcanic ash	8
#225	wad of cotton	14
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#39	warbear LP-ROM burner	4
#103	warbear accoutrements chunk	69
#216	warbear battery	13
#109	warbear beeping telegram	11
#47	warbear breakfast machine assembler	11
#179	warbear drone assembler	3
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#29	warbear energy bracers	6
#54	warbear exhaust manifold	4
#77	warbear exo-arm	3
#23	warbear foil hat	7
#19	warbear gyro	43
#88	warbear helm fragment	73
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#49	warbear high-efficiency still	4
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#254	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	3
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#16	warbear liquid overcoat	97
#150	warbear metalworking primer	8
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#70	warbear oil pan	3
#92	warbear procedural hilarity drone	12
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#67	warbear robo-camouflage unit	17
#69	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	15
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#98	warbear trouser fragment	69
#11	warbear wardance potion	114
#63	warbear whosit	3,765
#854	water pipe bomb	3
#41	watered-down Red Minotaur	109
#14	weremoose spit	247
#261	whalebone corset	1
#387	whiskey and cola	4
#513	white Canadian	4
#397	white chocolate and tomato pizza	5
#548	white chocolate chip cookies	3
#254	white chocolate chips	51
#249	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
#295	white picket fence	13
#144	white pixel	362
#98	white rice	28
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#475	witty rapier	2
#322	wolfman mask	21
#30	wolfskull mask	2
#811	wooden stakes	1
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#553	worn tophat	1
#468	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#419	yellow candy heart	84
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#501	yellow gummi ingot	44
#310	yellow paisley oyster egg	9
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#143	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	14
#364	yellow striped oyster egg	7
🥇	yield shield	1

Wow, that's 79,999 items total!

what items are this player missing?