Museum :: Swinka

Swinka

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#535	Angelhair Culottes	2
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#571	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#329	BRICKO brick	69
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#209	BRICKO eye brick	169
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#393	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
#358	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#68	Black No. 2	213
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#443	Blood Light	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#148	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#344	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#228	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	15
#68	Bright Water	1
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#95	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#41	Cinco Mayo Lager	7
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#207	Cloaca grenade	85
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#32	Crimbo wreath	12
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1217	Crown of the Goblin King	19
#10	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	27
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1205	Drowsy Sword	10
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1134	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#74	El Vibrato power sphere	23
#83	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	8
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#266	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#255	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#88	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	8
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#950	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#430	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#158	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#758	Heimandatz's heart	2
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#49	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	20
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#477	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	14
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#516	Knob Goblin love potion	14
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#485	Knob Goblin steroids	12
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#132	Knob pasty	4
#646	Knob sausage	1
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#1826	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	10
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#471	M-242	12
#216	MSG	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#635	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	11
#85	Manetwich	11
#278	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	7
#374	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#72	Mer-kin killscroll	10
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#144	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	17
#293	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	14
#67	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	5
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#320	Misty Cloak	2
#1759	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#14	Mudflap-Girl Ring	6
#91	Muschat	1
#303	NG	2
#91	NPZR chemistry set	70
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#66	Necbro wafers	11
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#149	Nightstalker perfume	20
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#23	Pain Dip	95
#1229	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#54	Princess Rutabaga trading card	3
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#19	Ring of Fire	6
#14	Ring of the Sewer Snake	5
#2056	Rock Pops	9
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#146	SPF 451 lip balm	17
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#716	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#16	Saison du Lune	11
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#27	Schrödinger's thermos	1,800
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
#127	Sinful Desires	5
#31	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	15
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#92	Sweet Sword	3
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#64	The Cooler Out of Space	42
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#101	The Ring	1
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#1804	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#620	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#1949	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#336	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	7
#177	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	14
#205	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	8
#191	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	10
#184	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	11
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#326	Tuesday's ruby	6
#159	Typical Tavern swill	66
#60	Ultrasoldier Serum	22
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#362	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	7
#230	Uncle Romulus	5
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#1625	Valentine	5
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#41	Zim Merman's guitar	16
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#858	adorable seal larva	3
#139	aerated diving helmet	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#214	ancient stone fist	2
#164	ancient stone head	4
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#31	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	100
#80	anemone nematocyst	5
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#460	ant agonist	3
#270	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pick	2
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#184	ant rake	2
#165	ant sickle	2
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#252	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	6
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#189	antique hand mirror	31
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#139	antique pair of blue jeans	6
#341	antique record album	9
#56	antique souvenir drawing	11
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#484	armgun	1
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#225	baconstone	33
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#59	bad-ass club	3
#4407	badass belt	7
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#41	bag of many confections	35
#242	balaclava	3
#63	ball	113
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#412	banana peel	6
#251	banana supersucker	1
#12	bananagate	256
#19	bananarama bangle	6
#619	barbed-wire fence	5
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#758	baseball	2
#1017	bat wing	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#606	batblade	2
#124	battered hubcap	4
#180	bazookafish bubble gum	14
#34	beaten-up Chucks	11
#787	beertini	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#99	big dribbly candle	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#728	bilge wine	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1206	bit of clingfilm	2
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#244	bite-me-red lipstick	77
#589	black & tan	1
#150	black cherry soda	3
#193	black eyedrops	4
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#109	black kettle drum	13
#243	black paisley oyster egg	19
#577	black pepper	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#670	black snowcone	2
#258	black spot	3
#392	black striped oyster egg	13
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#63	blammer	1
#179	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	33
#247	blue plastic oyster egg	20
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#753	blue snowcone	2
#47	blue suede shoes	2
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#40	blunt icepick	2
#111	bone collar	3
#266	bone flute	4
#400	bone rattle	3
#63	bonedanna	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#105	bottle of black cat tonic	10
#140	bottle of bubbles	89
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#2099	bottle of goofballs	10
#26	bottle of moontan lotion	2
#84	bottle of peppermint schnapps	3
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#178	boulder	12
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#230	box turtle	1
#143	boxing glove	3
#318	brass stinger	1
#29	breaded beer	11
#230	breath mint	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#29	broken BRICKO brick	13
#963	broken skull	4
#229	bronze breastplate	7
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#145	brown felt tophat	4
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#518	bubbly potion	12
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#62	buckyball	110
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#73	calavera concertina	3
#665	can of Binarrrca	13
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#555	can of Swiller	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#311	can of maces	3
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#124	candy kneecapping stick	14
#120	candy knuckles	15
#84	candy stake	61
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#936	canteen of wine	20
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#172	cardboard katana	3
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#146	caret	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#120	cement sandals	7
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#1437	chaos butterfly	6
#89	charged magnet	1
#189	charming flute	2
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#292	cheap cigar butt	5
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#46	cheap plastic blowgun	7
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#89	cheezburger	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#27	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	76
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#823	chopsticks	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#424	chrome ore	11
#158	chrome staff	4
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#37	clock-cleaning hammer	2
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#31	clockwork thingamajig	6
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#487	cloudy potion	15
#94	club necklace	43
#122	cocktail napkin	60
#72	coconut bikini top	3
#597	coffin lid	1
#149	cog	211
#183	cog and sprocket assembly	2
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#166	cold nuggets	11
#122	cold powder	9
#374	cold wad	1
#122	cold-filtered water	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#64	cool cat claw	1
#63	cool cat elixir	1
#70	cool jelly donut	1
#864	cool whip	1
#51	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	2
#270	corn holder	4
#568	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#1027	corpsetini	4
#100	cracker	2
#25	cranberry schnapps	11
#569	cream stout	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#51	crowbar	9
#166	crowbarrr	15
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#243	crumbling rat skull	2
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#125	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#103	crystal skull	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#180	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#220	curmudgel	5
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#385	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#15	cursed cannonball	100
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#34	cursed dirty joke scroll	50
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#102	cursed scrunchie	12
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#15	cursed voodoo skull	191
#79	cyber-mattock	2
#593	cyborg doll	2
#191	cyborg stompin' boot	8
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#430	dark potion	22
#124	das boot	1
#49	daub-breaker	7
#572	dead guy's watch	8
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#94	delectable fire ant	10
#101	delicious stinkbug	10
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#217	denim axe	2
#220	dented harmonica	9
#591	deodorant	1
#48	depantsing bomb	165
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#226	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
🥇	detour shield	1
#110	diamond necklace	37
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#41	digital underground potion	2
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1385	disassembled clover	3
#1717	disco mask	1
#539	disease	12
#228	dishrag	2
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#247	distilled fortified wine	11
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#189	double-barreled sling	3
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#465	drop of water-37	1
#763	drum machine	1
#196	drum of pomade	7
#1139	dry noodles	1
#563	drywall axe	22
#218	ducha de oro	8
#179	duck-on-a-string	12
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
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#1484	tiny plastic Axe Wound	5
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#774	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	6
#203	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
#95	tiny plastic Big Candy	3
#1227	tiny plastic Black Knight	6
#344	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	12
#4	tiny plastic Boris	3
#1492	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1327	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#73	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	7
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#1752	tiny plastic G Imp	4
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#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#1067	tiny plastic Hellion	7
#1469	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#639	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	7
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#1451	tiny plastic beanbat	5
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#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
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#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
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#136	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	6
#77	tiny plastic colollilossus	4
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#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
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#1757	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
#152	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	6
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
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#1483	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#1790	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
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#1210	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
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#2788	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#1229	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	6
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#1070	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	7
#1342	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#153	tiny plastic mutant elf	6
#1766	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
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#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#4466	tiny plastic sauceror	1
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#1246	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
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#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#1781	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#71	tiny plastic stocking mimic	7
#139	tiny plastic strand of DNA	6
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#83	tiny plastic trollipop	4
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1256	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	6
#940	tiny plastic warwelf	8
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
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#571	tiny shaker of salt	4
#294	tip jar	3
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#322	towel	34
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#135	toy maglev monorail	10
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#96	trilobite fossil	61
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#76	tube of dread wax	86
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#87	turtle wax shield	1
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#176	vampire glitter	2
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#53	velcro broadsword	1
#42	velcro ore	17
#28	velcro shield	1
#176	vial of The Glistening	1
#307	vibrating cyborg knife	13
#1642	vinegar	1
#43	vinyl ore	19
#383	vodka and cranberry	4
#564	volcanic ash	1
#558	vorpal blade	5
#397	wad of cotton	7
#521	wad of tofu	4
#279	walrus-tusk earring	4
#179	water-polo cap	1
#86	water-polo mitt	1
#158	wet venom duct	1
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#157	whip kit	2
#222	whisker pencil	38
#387	whiskey and cola	4
#42	whiskey sour	90
#791	white Canadian	1
#222	white Xanadian	1
#298	white collar	4
#347	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#871	white lightning	3
#127	white money bag	2
#223	white picket fence	18
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#1131	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#490	wolfman mask	12
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#647	worthless knick-knack	5
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#845	wrench bracelet	2
#44	wriggling tentacle	2
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#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
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#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#673	yellow gummi ingot	21
#212	yellow paisley oyster egg	12
#510	yellow plastic oyster egg	12
#83	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	20
#2117	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1803	yo	2
#1164	yo-yo	13
#128	yummy death watch beetle	5

Wow, that's 23,873 items total!

what items are this player missing?