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#640"DRINK ME" potion1
#14371-ball1
#14282-ball1
#14553-ball1
#934334 scroll1
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#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#785ASCII shirt1
#86Abyssal ember1
#275Alewife™ Ale1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1323Ancient Saucehelm2
#535Angelhair Culottes2
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
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#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#393Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler5
#358Bash-Ōs boxtop3
#100Beignet Milgranet1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#69Black No. 2213
#531Blackfly Chardonnay3
#443Blood Light5
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#148Bohemian rhapsody3
#344Bone's Farm "wine"5
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#925Boris's ring1
#228Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air15
#68Bright Water1
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#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
#95C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button6
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
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#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#1055CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#85Can-Can skirt1
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#141Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration2
#968Colander of Em-er'il3
#1238Cold Hots candy1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#672Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#331Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket2
#1451Corpse Island iced tea2
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#6Crimbomination Contraption1
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#179Crimboysters Rockefeller1
#1217Crown of the Goblin King19
#10Danglin' Chad's loincloth27
#1696Disco 'Fro Pick2
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#225Ecto-Cooler5
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#88El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)8
#27El Vibrato translator1
#950Elder Turtle Shell3
#430Elf Farm Raffle ticket4
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#159Everlasting Deckswabber2
#512Frat Army FGF1
#82Fromage Pinotage1
🥈Fuzzby1
#178GOTO1
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#148Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire2
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#229Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer2
#1048Go-Wassail1
#79Good 'n' Slimy2
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#215Grateful Undead T-shirt2
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#602Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#757Heimandatz's heart2
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#678Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1869Imp Ale1
#49Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration20
#209Inndya trading card1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
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#1285Jocko Homo's head1
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#739Knob Goblin perfume1
#486Knob Goblin steroids12
#513Knob Goblin superseltzer5
#131Knob pasty4
#647Knob sausage1
#334Krakrox's Loincloth3
🥈LARP membership card1
#1826Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet10
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#471M-24212
#216MSG1
#1760Mad Train wine1
#635MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech11
#85Manetwich11
#278Maxwell's Silver Hammer7
#374McMillicancuddy's Special Lager5
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#293Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler14
#67Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot5
#16Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet1
#15Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass1
#11Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge1
#14Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves1
#320Misty Cloak2
#1759Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#987Mohawk wig1
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#72Moon Pie1
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#103Morto Moreto1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#14Mudflap-Girl Ring6
#91Muschat1
#303NG2
#91NPZR chemistry set70
#83Nayztameetjoo trading card2
#67Necbro wafers11
#208Necrotelicomnicon3
#129New Cloaca-Cola1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#149Nightstalker perfume20
#508Oil of Parrrlay1
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#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#24Pain Dip95
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#66Pendant of Fire1
#296Pick-O-Matic lockpicks4
#781Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#813Pink Heart of Spirit1
#135PlexiPips1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#54Princess Rutabaga trading card3
#258Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket3
#63Putrid Pendant1
#941Ram's Face Lager1
#19Ring of Fire6
#14Ring of the Sewer Snake5
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#146SPF 451 lip balm17
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#714Safari Jack's moustache2
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#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#27Schrödinger's thermos1,800
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#336Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste7
#175Trivial Avocations Card: What?14
#203Trivial Avocations Card: When?8
#189Trivial Avocations Card: Where?10
#182Trivial Avocations Card: Who?11
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#159Typical Tavern swill66
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#362Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix7
#230Uncle Romulus5
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#98Ur-Donut1
#113Uranium Omega of Temperance2
#1625Valentine5
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#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
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🥇all-year sucker1
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#226depleted uranium seal figurine3
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#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
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#102extra-fancy ring setting2
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🥈festive warbear bank1
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#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#1790tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#1210tiny plastic fruit golem6
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#1709tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers4
#438tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire4
#2788tiny plastic goth giant2
#1229tiny plastic handsome mariachi6
#4596tiny plastic hermit1
#221tiny plastic hobo elf2
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#1063tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box7
#1070tiny plastic lobsterfrogman7
#1341tiny plastic moneybee1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#153tiny plastic mutant elf6
#1766tiny plastic ninja snowman4
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2782tiny plastic senile lihc2
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#1246tiny plastic smarmy pirate6
#1125tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#2144tiny plastic spiny skelelton3
#1781tiny plastic spooky vampire4
#71tiny plastic stocking mimic7
#139tiny plastic strand of DNA6
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1119tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#83tiny plastic trollipop4
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1256tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni6
#940tiny plastic warwelf8
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2789tiny plastic zmobie2
#571tiny shaker of salt4
#294tip jar3
#794tires2
#1848toast130
#123toast with jam1
#73toasted brie1
#265toe jam1
#2807tofurkey gravy1
#2812tofurkey leg1
#257tomb ratchet2
#66too legit potion1
#603toothsome rock16
#28top155
#111torquoise1
#12tourmalime268
#14tourmalime tourniquet6
#322towel34
#679toy crazy train12
#90toy deathbot11
#1591toy hoverpad1
#1689toy jet pack2
#135toy maglev monorail10
#669toy mercenary10
#728toy ray gun11
#139toy soldier11
#953toy space helmet7
#111toy train15
#269traffic jam1
#300tree-eating kite124
#96trilobite fossil61
#503tropical orchid2
#600tropical paperweight1
#95trout fang2
#76tube of dread wax86
#102tube of hair oil5
#31tube sock12
#158tuning fork1
#467turtle pheromones5
#1372turtle totem6
#87turtle wax shield1
#176turtlemail bits11
#36turtlemail breeches3
#46turtlemail coif2
#112turtlemail hauberk1
#131twitching claw25
#98ultrafondue1
#116unbearable light1
#678uncooked chorizo1
#138unearthly onyx9
#60unrolling pin2
#29unspeakable lozenges1
#546unstable DNA99
#942useless powder53
#1596valuable trinket15
#488vampire collar2
#783vampire duck-on-a-string11
#176vampire glitter2
#47vampire pearl earring1
#53velcro broadsword1
#42velcro ore17
#28velcro shield1
#176vial of The Glistening1
#307vibrating cyborg knife13
#1642vinegar1
#43vinyl ore19
#384vodka and cranberry4
#564volcanic ash1
#558vorpal blade5
#397wad of cotton7
#521wad of tofu4
#279walrus-tusk earring4
#179water-polo cap1
#86water-polo mitt1
#158wet venom duct1
#934wheel3
#157whip kit2
#222whisker pencil38
#387whiskey and cola4
#42whiskey sour90
#792white Canadian1
#222white Xanadian1
#298white collar4
#347white hat hacker T-shirt3
#871white lightning3
#127white money bag2
#224white picket fence18
#91willowy bonnet1
#831wind-up meatcar1
#440wine-soaked bone chips1
#1131wintergreen-flavored potato chips1
#490wolfman mask12
#317wonderwall shield2
#261wooden axe2
#191wooden figurine1
#811wooden stakes1
#271wool hat6
#105world's smallest violin8
#311worn tophat4
#595worthless gewgaw4
#645worthless knick-knack5
#781worthless trinket1
#21wreath of laurels21
#844wrench bracelet2
#44wriggling tentacle2
#321wumpus hair4
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#853wussiness potion3
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#674yellow gummi ingot21
#212yellow paisley oyster egg12
#510yellow plastic oyster egg12
#83yellow polka-dot oyster egg20
#2118yellow snowcone1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1803yo2
#1165yo-yo13
#128yummy death watch beetle5

Wow, that's 23,873 items total!

what items are this player missing?