Museum :: UBEL

UBEL

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#215	Atomic Pop	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#631	BURT	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1351	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#1167	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#98	Junk-Bond	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1199	M-242	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#285	Milk Studs	1
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#90	PB&BP	1
#359	PEEZ dispenser	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#127	Saturday Night Special	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#326	Swizzler	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#826	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#108	Texas tea	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#1566	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1413	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1945	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1805	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#195	adder	1
#821	adder bladder	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#44	ancient calendar	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#152	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#264	ancient poisoned dart	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#78	angry inch	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#255	ant pick	1
#283	ant rake	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#905	antique shield	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#947	antique spear	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#484	armgun	1
#486	around the world	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#131	bad-ass club	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#336	bag of W&Ws	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#161	bag of pygmy blood	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#171	ballast turtle	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#93	balsa plank	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#969	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#89	bat hat	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#784	batblade	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#146	bent scrap metal	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#381	big boom	1
#474	big rock	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#119	black blade	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#124	black cloak	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#133	black eye shadow	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#196	black gold	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#464	black spot	1
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#138	blank diary	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#77	blob of wood glue	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#116	blowdart	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#113	blue potion	1
#122	blue shell	1
#263	boiling seal blood	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#943	bone chips	1
#277	bone meal	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#183	borrowed time	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#715	bottle of bubbles	1
#408	bottle of fire	1
#83	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#157	bottle of wine	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#322	boulder	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#334	box of Dweebs	1
#230	box turtle	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#53	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#92	brand new key	1
#227	brass gear	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#204	breakfast mess	1
#748	briefcase	1
#1381	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#625	broken sword	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#201	brown felt tophat	1
#161	brown pixel	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#20	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#424	bubblin' crude	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#228	bus pass	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#2152	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#555	can of Swiller	1
#298	can of V-11	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#151	can of sterno	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#669	candied bolts	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#666	candied nuts	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#146	caret	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#262	carton of rotten eggs	1
#157	cartoon heart	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#235	charming flute	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#198	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#209	chocolate turtle totem	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#156	cigarette lighter	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#156	club sandwich	1
#185	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#283	cold seal sweat	1
#149	cold water bottle	1
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#166	colorful toad	1
#85	combat fan	1
#252	comfy pillow	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#200	compression stocking	1
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#565	cookie cookie	1
#864	cool whip	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#522	corn holder	1
#310	corned-beef Reuben	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#735	corrupted data	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#266	crappy brain	1
#140	crappy waiter disguise	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#161	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#136	crude voodoo doll	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#124	custard pie	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#315	cylindrical mold	1
#585	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#96	daub-breaker	1
#207	death blossom	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#269	decent brain	1
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Wow, that's 1,924 items total!

what items are this player missing?