Museum :: akiraadam

akiraadam

Rank	Item	Quantity
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#661	A. W. O. L. commendation	5
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#95	Alice's Army Alchemist	14
#100	Alice's Army Bowman	7
#128	Alice's Army Cleric	4
#86	Alice's Army Coward	8
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#86	Alice's Army Guard	14
#119	Alice's Army Halberder	9
#94	Alice's Army Hammerman	8
#127	Alice's Army Horseman	4
#151	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#99	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	12
#74	Alice's Army Martyr	4
#87	Alice's Army Ninja	16
#97	Alice's Army Nurse	13
#95	Alice's Army Page	12
#98	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	12
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#101	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#89	Alice's Army Swordsman	15
#90	Alice's Army Wallman	14
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#35	Bruno's blessing of Mars	13
#30	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	22
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#46	Caipiranha	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#461	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#60	Crimbo salad	8
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#26	Crimbomega drive chain	3
#213	Crimbonium fuel rod	8
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#94	Crimbot battery	20
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#772	Crimboween memo	14
#1878	Crimbuck	61
#48	D roll	220
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#40	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	12
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#30	Ellsbury's skull	3
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#66	Event Horizon	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#107	Feynman gate	113
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#56	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	8
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#39	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	9
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#588	Goodfella contract	21
#67	Grasshopper	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#999	Instant Karma	2
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#719	Jack-in-the-box	6
#61	Jackhammer	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#102	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	2
#56	Locust	1
#57	Lollipop Drop	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#519	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	15
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#1332	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#61	Mohobo	1
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#91	Muschat	1
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
🥉	Newbiesport™ backpack	1
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#75	Othello's handkerchief	2
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#44	Punchplanter	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#175	Red Rover BB gun	22
#34	Roman sadnals	11
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#53	Sazerorc	1
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#14	Skully's hot chocolate	6
#65	Slimebite	1
#57	Slimosa	1
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#52	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#22	Strix stix	131
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#53	Suppurating Sinner	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#25	The Landscaper's leafblower	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#990	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#18	Time Cloak	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#50	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#103	Ultrasoldier Serum	13
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#32	Yorick	1
#92	Zoodriver	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#182	alien drugs	10
#107	alien force field disruptor bean	6
#59	alien protein powder	4
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#86	arse-a'fire elixir	2
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#92	asbestos thermos	1
#769	aspirin	1
#465	astronaut pants	18
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#135	banana daiquiri	2
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#108	banjo kazoo mount	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#102	barrel-aged martini	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#788	beertini	1
#104	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#631	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
#802	bilge wine	1
#40	birdbone corset	9
#589	black & tan	1
#75	blank diary	2
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#70	blob of Alphredo™	7
#297	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#84	blood and blood	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#59	blood-red mushroom wine	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#166	blue grass	4
#66	blue tulip	9
#199	blueberry-frosted king cake	7
#173	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#762	bone chips	7
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#90	bottle of Amontillado	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#66	bottle of Greedy Dog	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#49	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#63	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#50	bottle of Race Car Red	1
#54	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#388	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#156	bottle of wine	1
#191	bottled day	1
#437	bow	1
#141	bow staff	1
#125	bowl of Jeal-O	27
#149	bowlegged pants	1
#133	bowler	1
#20	box of Gratitude chocolates	3
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#173	bread line	5
#501	breaded beer	1
#292	broken cellular phone	11
#46	broken warbear gyrocopter	3
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#74	bugbear purification pill	6
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#68	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	9
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#2152	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#90	can of V-11	5
#545	can of fake snow	1
#63	candied bolts	12
#45	candied nuts	18
#45	candy cigarette	62
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#352	candy stake	16
#475	canteen of wine	57
#99	capacitor relay	131
#118	carbon nanotube frame	120
#802	cement sandals	1
#78	centurion helmet	1
#88	charged magnet	1
#105	cheap Chinese beer	1
#159	cheap elven gloves	24
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#440	chunk of depleted Grimacite	24
#21	circle drum	1
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#186	cold seal sweat	17
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#101	communal gobstopper	6
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#48	cookie cookie	9
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#736	corrupted data	1
#74	cosmic lemonade	2
#570	cream stout	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#405	cursed bottle of rum	2
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#70	cylindrical mold	63
#139	day-old beer	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#251	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	2
#190	disco horoscope (Aries)	4
#222	disco horoscope (Cancer)	3
#202	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	4
#272	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#203	disco horoscope (Libra)	4
#217	disco horoscope (Pisces)	3
#201	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	4
#220	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	3
#222	disco horoscope (Taurus)	3
#212	disco horoscope (Virgo)	3
#202	discocktail	18
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#75	dog ointment	2
#1640	doll house	1
#33	droll monocle	35
#266	dry martini	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#107	ear poison	29
#2833	eggnog	1
#156	electric snakebite	1
#172	electrical thingamabob	75
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#198	elven limbos gingerbread	63
#143	elven moonshine	73
#172	elven socks	23
#305	elven squeeze	1
#20	elven tambourine	1
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#255	especially salty dog	1
#44	essential cameraderie	3
#40	essential soy	3
#69	essential tofu	2
#173	evil googly eye	29
#1508	evil teddy bear	5
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#174	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#377	fancy canapés	1
#1829	fancy chocolate	2
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#1076	felt	8
#132	festive holiday hat	27
#880	fine wine	1
#1764	fire	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#21	flapper floppers	1
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#62	flask of tainted mining oil	213
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#151	floaty gravel	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#6	floaty rock helmet	1
#6	floaty rock necklace	1
#6	floaty rock pants	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#133	foetid seal tear	47
#104	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	5
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#943	fruitcake	21
#380	fudge bunny	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#1416	fudgecule	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#75	future drug: Coolscaline	31
#74	future drug: Muscularactum	30
#71	future drug: Smartinex	36
#604	fuzzbump	1
#141	ghost beer	2
#164	giant glass of brandy	3
#132	gibson	1
#16	gilded BRICKO brick	3
#129	gin and tonic	1
#399	gingerbread bugbear	60
#244	gingerbread horror	19
#216	gingerbread mutant bugbear	15
#74	gingerbread robot	9
#36	gladiator tunica	24
#202	glass of bourbon	1
#221	glass of herbal tequila	2
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#1331	googly eye	7
#89	government	1
#161	government cheese	18
#114	government-issued night-vision goggles	4
#138	grass clippings	7
#245	gray bow tie	27
#1909	green beer	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
🥉	green face paint	1
#54	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#89	grip key	1
#549	grog	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#149	hamlet sandwich	35
#44	handful of crafty noodles	10
#396	handful of numbers	1
#107	hawk	7
#114	heavy crown	10
#233	hemp candy necklace	4
#89	hep waders	3
#190	high-energy mining laser	5
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#220	huge bowl of candy	2
#656	hyperbolic plasma focuser	3
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#175	impure gasoline	2
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#131	ion grid	120
#691	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	3
#16	iron chain	1
#636	iron pasta spoon	7
#194	irradiated candy cane	18
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#56	java cookie	9
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#1066	jerky coins	1
#47	jive turkey leg	63
#507	killer rag doll	5
#2542	killing feather	1
#2060	kite	1
#55	kiwi beak	21
#396	kneecapping stick	36
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#75	lavawater	1
#81	law-abiding citizen cane	6
#87	legitimate business on the beach	55
#1274	length of string	5
#1829	licorice garrote	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#39	liquid bread	1
#11	liquid shifting time weirdness	109
#23	little red book	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#109	loaf of alien bread	1
#113	logic synthesizer	120
#230	lumbering jack	1
#35	machetito	5
#196	mad scientist's sock monkey	16
#25	madius	15
#831	mafia aria	19
#1290	magical ice cube with a fly in it	10
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#480	margarita	1
#1086	marionette	1
#666	martini	1
#73	melon-infused sake	1
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#375	mime soul fragment	7
#119	mimosette	1
#155	mini-martini	1
#54	miniature antlers	2
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#155	moonberry wine cooler	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#136	nastygeist	4
#107	natto-infused sake	1
#24	non-aged vinegar	118
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#75	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#529	ocean motion	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#257	old-fashioned	1
#185	oozenog	15
#213	open sauce	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#161	overloaded micro-reactor	5
#146	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#926	pack of pogs	1
#167	painting of a glass of wine	1
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#138	pair of government shades	3
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#142	parasitic claw	2
#75	parasitic headgnawer	2
#76	parasitic strangleworm	2
#67	parasitic tentacles	2
#324	patent leather shoes	21
#388	peanut brittle shield	7
#207	pear supersucker	1
#64	pebblebräu	2
#240	penguin skin	425
#364	penguin thesaurus	19
#306	peppermint tailings	21
#89	perfect cosmopolitan	1
#90	perfect dark and stormy	1
#85	perfect mimosa	1
#76	perfect negroni	1
#82	perfect old-fashioned	1
#84	perfect paloma	1
#309	perl necklace	2
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#1108	pet rock	6
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#62	rack of dinosaur ribs	6
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#56	silent pea shooter	24
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#52	sun-dried tofu	10
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#63	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	5
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#504	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	4
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#123	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	4
#97	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	11
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#44	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	6
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#130	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	10
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#477	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	4
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#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1417	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3939	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#6227	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
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#61	tiny plastic GORM-8	3
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#59	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	3
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#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
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#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
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#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
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#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
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#4843	tiny plastic angry goat	3
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#1362	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
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#4481	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8175	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#1343	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
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#4498	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
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#3910	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
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#6233	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#4810	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#8059	tiny plastic grue	1
#3895	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4854	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
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#3266	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#6171	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#8102	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1344	tiny plastic moneybee	1
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#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
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#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
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#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
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#2877	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	6
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8137	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#319	tiny plastic strand of DNA	3
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
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#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
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#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
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#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
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#34	unsanitized scalpel	11
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#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#141	unused soap	4
#107	used beer	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#52	vampire pellet	9
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#196	viral DNA	1
#2534	vitachoconutriment capsule	3
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
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#48	warbear accoutrements chunk	113
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#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#82	warbear bearserker mead	7
#138	warbear bearserker potion	10
#97	warbear beeping telegram	12
#117	warbear blizzard mead	4
#151	warbear breakfast machine assembler	4
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#47	warbear chemistry lab	4
#7	warbear dress bracers	2
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#142	warbear drone assembler	4
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#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#125	warbear empathy chip	5
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#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
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#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#11	warbear goggles	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#48	warbear helm fragment	105
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#150	warbear liquid overcoat	10
#9	warbear long johns	1
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#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#133	warbear officer requisition box	4
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#180	warbear procedural hilarity drone	7
#284	warbear requisition box	6
#165	warbear robo-camouflage unit	8
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#139	warbear soda machine assembler	4
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#127	warbear thermoregulator bread	2
#46	warbear trouser fragment	115
#93	warbear warrior bread	3
#92	warbear whosit	2,452
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#219	water purification pills	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#525	wheel	7
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#234	whiskey in a broken glass	2
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#67	white tulip	7
#415	wine spritzer	1
#615	witch hat	1
#528	wooden block	5
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1065	yo	7
#2364	yo-yo	1
#148	zmobie	1
#67	zombie	1

Wow, that's 10,093 items total!

what items are this player missing?