Museum :: FatQuack2

FatQuack2

Rank	Item	Quantity
#174	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	11
#329	1-ball	16
#301	2-ball	16
#274	3-ball	20
#317	4-ball	16
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#288	5-ball	17
#236	6-ball	25
#219	7-ball	31
#275	8-ball	110
#626	9-ball	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#131	ASCII shirt	18
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#151	Alewife™ Ale	10
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#182	Ancient Saucehelm	10
#223	Angelhair Culottes	5
#123	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#78	Asleep in the Cemetery	12
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#33	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	17
#78	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	10
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#95	BGE pocket calendar	7
#248	BGE shotglass	24
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#100	BGE tiny plastic toy	9
#30	BRICKO bulwark	7
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#228	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#750	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	16
#237	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	10
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#46	Bjorn's Hammer	9
#335	Bling of the New Wave	4
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#149	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#180	Blood Light	24
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#156	Bone's Farm "wine"	12
#89	Bonerdagon necklace	82
#161	Boozehounds Anonymous token	5
#55	Boris's key lime pie	29
#116	Boss Bat bling	27
#95	Boss Bat britches	103
#496	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	8
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#205	CRIMBCO mug	76
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#241	CRIMBCO wine	31
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#534	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#23	Can-Can skirt	3
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#18	Chester's cutoffs	4
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#27	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#247	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#700	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#201	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#54	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	30
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#533	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
#63	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	24
#133	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	36
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#128	Crown of the Goblin King	138
#67	DNOTC Box	5
#1841	Daffy Taffy	2
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#104	Disco 'Fro Pick	15
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#199	Dolphin King's crown	22
#308	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	12
#326	Drowsy Sword	60
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#98	Ecto-Cooler	11
#197	El Sombrero De Lopez	11
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#111	El Vibrato power sphere	14
#17	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	4
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	15
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	8
#66	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	15
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	10
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	12
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#85	Elder Turtle Shell	15
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#269	Elmley shades	3
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#91	Elvish delight	4
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#838	Feynman gate	10
#178	Frat Army FGF	28
🥇	French slippers	1
#53	Frosty's frosty mug	38
#27	Frosty's nailbat	3
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#180	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#179	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
#68	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	5
#157	Genalen™ Bottle	20
#56	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	25
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#65	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	6
#339	Go-Wassail	53
#944	Goodfella contract	2
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#656	Green Clover of Justice	3
#137	Gummy Brains	1
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#28	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	3
#25	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	3
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#712	Instant Karma	5
#430	Iron Beta of Industry	18
#151	Jack-in-the-box	34
#42	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	34
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#110	Knob Goblin elite shirt	80
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#250	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#416	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#400	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#239	Let Me Be!	6
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#451	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	60
#1199	M-242	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#276	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	10
#202	Meat detector	3
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#48	Mer-kin digpick	4
#112	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#113	Mer-kin healscroll	7
#76	Mer-kin hookspear	10
#72	Mer-kin killscroll	10
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#89	Mer-kin takebag	6
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#1963	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#96	Mr. Joe's bangles	14
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#153	Nardz energy beverage	5
#134	Necbro wafers	1
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#477	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	12
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#645	Now and Earlier	2
#75	Nuclear Blastball	53
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#9	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	4
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#24	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	3
#38	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	43
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#519	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#522	PADL Phone	3
#12	PVC staff	2
#250	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#91	Pokëmann band-aid	12
#255	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	8
#209	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	7
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	5
#107	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	11
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#175	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	8
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	5
#288	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	5
#409	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	5
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	5
#139	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	13
#263	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	8
#128	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	13
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#78	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	20
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#148	Red Rover BB gun	25
#185	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	9
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#56	S.A.V.E. flyer	9
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#159	SPF 451 lip balm	16
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#306	Safari Jack's moustache	5
#79	Scalp of Gorgolok	18
#482	Schrödinger's thermos	25
#152	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#189	Silver Bullet beer	13
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#262	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#43	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	35
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#79	Staff of the Soupbone	2
#32	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	2
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#119	Sweet Sword	1
#47	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	2
#120	Tales from the Fireside	7
#125	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	18
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#157	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	29
#241	The Cooler Out of Space	11
#193	The Joy of Wassailing	16
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#36	Tiger-lily's milk	107
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#100	Travels with Jerry	8
#123	Typical Tavern swill	95
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#176	Ultrasoldier Serum	5
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#115	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#335	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#150	Wand of Nagamar	39
#31	Wand of Oscus	3
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#63	X-37 gun	3
#320	Yakisoba's hat	5
#56	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	9
#537	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
#95	Ze™ goggles	55
#198	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#23	Zombo's grievous greaves	3
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#13	Zombo's shoulder blade	3
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#858	adorable seal larva	3
#102	aerated diving helmet	2
#43	albatross necklace	2
#500	alphabet gum	2
#53	amber aviator shades	5
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#348	ammonite fossil	13
#143	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#56	ancient stone fist	39
#60	ancient stone head	19
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#61	anemone nematocyst	9
#52	anniversary balloon	42
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#171	annoying pitchfork	15
#141	ant hoe	3
#167	ant pick	2
#117	ant rake	4
#106	ant sickle	4
#543	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#535	antique record album	4
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#61	asbestos apron	21
#171	asbestos stick	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#769	aspirin	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#120	bacon bath ball	8
#263	baconstone	29
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#37	baconstone earring	6
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#122	baconstone ring	2
#131	bad-ass club	1
#199	badass belt	163
#141	bag of bones	8
#241	bag of lard	5
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#389	balloon monkey	4
#43	balloon shield	3
#129	banana peel	41
#121	banana supersucker	5
#865	bananagate	2
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#60	barskin cloak	2
#151	basic meat spork	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#783	batblade	1
#138	bath ball gift set	31
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#116	beautiful soup	1
#126	bed of coals	6
#251	beer bomb	125
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#81	bejeweled cufflinks	43
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#374	belemnite fossil	12
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#492	bi-lateral logic compressor	5
#133	big bad voodoo mask	6
#146	big glob of skin	1
#337	big red clown nose	19
#200	bindlestocking	13
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#376	bit of clingfilm	11
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#89	black belt	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#110	black eyedrops	7
#464	black spot	1
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#44	blackberry moccasins	8
#54	blackberry slippers	5
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#114	blended frozen swill	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#417	bloody clown pants	11
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#31	bone aperitif	14
#826	bone chips	4
#24	bone crusher	2
#33	bone meal	14
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#126	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
#203	bottle of antifreeze	5
#147	bottle of goofballs	144
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#117	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	4
#163	bottle of sewage schnapps	50
#179	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#186	boulder	11
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#149	box of Pokëmann band-aids	5
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#230	box turtle	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#60	brand new key	2
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#1661	brick	9
#121	brick of sand	17
#57	bronze breastplate	33
#247	brown crock marble	1
#89	bubbling tempura batter	3
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#51	bucket of honey	99
#1627	buckyball	1
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#39	bugged beanie	3
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#338	burnt flower	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#850	burst hellseal brain	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#802	can of Binarrrca	10
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#591	can of spinach	3
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#942	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	9
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#861	candied yams	10
#725	candy cane	50
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#3109	candy stake	2
#1241	canteen of wine	9
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#234	cement sandals	4
#89	charged magnet	1
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#330	cheap cigar butt	3
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#529	cheap toaster	4
#115	chintzy accordion pin	6
#184	chintzy noodle ring	5
#18	chintzy saucepan earring	214
#179	chintzy seal pendant	6
#51	chintzy turtle brooch	24
#154	chloroform rag	32
#250	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	9
#390	chopsticks	9
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#105	chrome helmet turtle	3
#80	chrome staff	7
#165	chrome stick	1
#1752	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#9	clingfilm cap	2
#11	clingfilm slippers	2
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#11	clingfilm trousers	2
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#441	clown shoes	5
#100	clownskin harness	5
#403	club necklace	16
#104	coconut bikini top	2
#350	coffin lid	3
#25	collapsible baton	5
#274	collection of tiny spooky objects	5
#481	colorful plastic ball	11
#53	comfy coffin	13
#252	comfy pillow	1
#137	commemorative war stein	562
#651	communications windchimes	1
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#47	concentrated garbage juice	13
🥉	control crystal	1
#125	corncob pipe	12
#1812	corpsetini	1
#56	cracker	5
#20	crimsilion jub-jub bird	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#80	crown-shaped beanie	4
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#57	crusty hula hoop	9
#262	crystallized memory	1
#89	cup of infinite pencils	14
#67	cupcake-in-a-cup	7
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#285	cursed bottle of black-label rum	4
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#173	cursed cannonball	9
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#187	cursed dirty joke scroll	9
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#60	cyber-mattock	3
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#124	das boot	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#33	deadly lampshade	16
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#488	decaying goldfish liver	4
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#107	delectable fire ant	6
#75	delicious shimmering moth	25
#60	delicious stinkbug	44
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#61	demonskin jacket	5
#139	depantsing bomb	46
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#452	designer handbag	6
#170	diamond necklace	27
#43	digital key lime pie	43
#59	digital underground potion	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#346	dishrag	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#36	diving muff	9
#890	doll house	4
#159	donkey flipbook	5
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#395	double daisy	1
#45	dragon snaps	98
#181	dreadlock whip	10
#68	drywall axe	146
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#639	duct tape	46
#33	duct tape buckler	2
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#236	dwarvish magazine	5
#133	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	8
#149	easter egg balloon	103
#288	effluvious emerald	4
#133	eggman noodles	1
#46	elephant stinger	25
#1268	elven limbos gingerbread	5
#442	elven cellocello	32
#1273	elven moonshine	3
#1396	elven socks	1
#611	elven suicide capsule	27
#200	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#69	enchantlers	2
#38	ennui-flavored potato chips	1,345
#237	escargotsicle	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#249	exploding hacky-sack	5
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#564	eye of newt	10
#49	eye of the Tiger-lily	26
#403	eye-pod	1
#93	facehugging alien	12
#104	facsimile dictionary	82
#231	fake blood	5
#176	false eyelashes	3
#43	fancy ball mask	3
#14	fancy black tie	1
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#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#2191	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3972	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
#4898	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#2788	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#3950	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#6129	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#3958	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#1788	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	4
#2797	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#2150	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#3958	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#6097	tiny plastic grue	2
#1360	tiny plastic hermit	4
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6146	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#3268	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#6169	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#3934	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#2170	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#2600	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#3303	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#3366	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#2193	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#4018	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1653	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#2152	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2193	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#571	tiny shaker of salt	4
#466	toast	2,111
#1013	tofurkey gravy	8
#1008	tofurkey leg	8
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#341	toothbrush	2
#1557	top	2
#748	torn hellseal sinew	1
#37	torquoise ring	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
#33	tortoboggan shield	1
#814	tourmalime	2
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#270	towel	41
#1105	toy hoverpad	6
#1400	toy jet pack	3
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1342	toy ray gun	4
#428	toy soldier	4
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#364	toy train	6
#840	toy wheel	10
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#458	trilobite fossil	9
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#124	tropical swill	1
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#138	trout fang	1
#133	tube sock	4
#91	turtle wax	11
#23	turtle wax greaves	3
#29	turtle wax helmet	2
#53	turtle wax shield	2
#164	turtlemail bits	14
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#46	turtlemail coif	2
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#114	tuxedo shirt	2
#1443	twitching claw	2
#35	underwater slingshot	33
#297	unearthed potsherd	9
#416	unearthly onyx	1
#715	unstable laser battery	54
#254	unstable quark	2
#445	untamable turtle	5
#663	unusual disco ball	4
#319	useless powder	483
#99	vampire collar	23
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#266	vampire pearl	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#563	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	17
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#27	vinyl boots	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#2317	vitachoconutriment capsule	5
#82	voodoo snuff	17
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#586	wang	1
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#525	water pipe bomb	37
#95	water-polo cap	3
#61	water-polo mitt	2
#61	watered-down Red Minotaur	67
#95	wet venom duct	4
#1538	wheel	1
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#55	white collar	45
#154	white hat hacker T-shirt	9
#118	wholeberd	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#220	wine-soaked bone chips	4
#33	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1,346
#464	wolfman mask	13
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#744	wooden block	3
#162	wool hat	13
#553	worn tophat	1
#198	woven baling wire bracelets	5
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#292	wrench bracelet	12
#72	wumpus hair	28
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#73	yak anorak	5
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#970	yellow gummi ingot	2
#1578	yellow snowcone	6
#1428	yo	4
#1656	yo-yo	5
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 25,138 items total!

what items are this player missing?