| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1122 | Crimbo fudge | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #285 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 11 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #84 | bag of bones | 9 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #480 | bindlestocking | 4 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #72 | bone chips | 360 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #735 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #411 | elven suicide capsule | 33 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #181 | fossilized baboon skull | 4 |
| #207 | fossilized bat skull | 3 |
| #475 | fossilized limb | 14 |
| #250 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
| #383 | fossilized spike | 10 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #239 | fossilized torso | 25 |
| #244 | fossilized wing | 16 |
| #226 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #299 | grue egg omelette | 9 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #694 | herringcello | 25 |
| #348 | hideous egg | 9 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #206 | lewd playing card | 12 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #957 | paperclip | 8 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #648 | pink clay bead | 10 |
| #151 | pixel cross | 4 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #539 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #358 | quantum taco | 49 |
| #94 | queen cookie | 15 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #359 | sleeping stocking | 8 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #744 | spooky bark | 7 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #166 | strange cube | 10 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #201 | unearthed potsherd | 17 |
| #953 | unstable DNA | 42 |
| #234 | volcanic ash | 23 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |