| #88 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #91 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 66 |
| #62 | Atomic Comic | 5 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1048 | CRIMBCO scrip | 50 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #4 | Grimacite garter | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite goggles | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #19 | Libram of Resolutions | 2 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #28 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #17 | Skullhead's Screw | 155 |
| #26 | Small Medium | 2 |
| #196 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #254 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1028 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #34 | Tome of Clip Art | 3 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #214 | agua de vida | 9 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #68 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 20 |
| #167 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #16 | antique souvenir drawing | 25 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #324 | baggie of powdered sugar | 66 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #17 | bewitching boots | 2 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #53 | blue glowstick | 21 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #96 | bone aperitif | 6 |
| #196 | bone chips | 100 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #93 | bone meal | 6 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #208 | bottle of goofballs | 104 |
| #509 | box of sunshine | 656 |
| #174 | chopsticks | 30 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #112 | colorful plastic ball | 815 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #384 | empty agua de vida bottle | 516 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy ball mask | 1,362 |
| #15 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 138 |
| #31 | fancy chocolate | 47 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| 🥇 | fancy dress ball | 44,792 |
| #599 | fancy opera glasses | 5 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| 🥉 | flaming pink shirt | 2 |
| #96 | flashing novelty button | 7 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #10 | gauze garter | 3,738 |
| #4 | gin and tonic | 1,375 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #83 | green glowstick | 13 |
| #638 | heart necklace | 11 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #40 | jawbruiser | 43 |
| #66 | left half of a heart necklace | 7 |
| #121 | lime | 158 |
| #47 | lovecat tail | 16 |
| #86 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 8 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #11 | patent antipsychotics | 676 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #31 | pink glowstick | 30 |
| 🥉 | purple glowstick | 49 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #133 | red balloon | 3 |
| #86 | rice bowl | 27 |
| #43 | right half of a heart necklace | 11 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| 🥉 | silk garter snake | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #39 | smoldering box | 3 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #451 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #55 | strange cube | 30 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #30 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 2 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #31 | velvet choker | 3 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #9 | yellow glowstick | 33 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |