| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #7 | Ancient Saucehelm | 59 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #125 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #52 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 101 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Colander of Em-er'il | 75 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #50 | Crown of the Goblin King | 283 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #26 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 29 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #29 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 37 |
| #23 | Elder Turtle Shell | 29 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Gummi-Gnauga | 29,848 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #85 | Orcish frat-paddle | 69 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #415 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 5 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 49 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #92 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 42 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #11 | annoying pitchfork | 268 |
| #31 | asbestos crossbow | 17 |
| #10 | asbestos staff | 48 |
| #20 | asbestos sword | 27 |
| #68 | baconstone | 93 |
| #72 | badass belt | 271 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #193 | blood flower | 55 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #41 | bone aperitif | 11 |
| #40 | bone meal | 11 |
| #62 | bottle of goofballs | 281 |
| #165 | box of sunshine | 2,462 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #120 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| 🥉 | cheap toaster | 242 |
| #56 | chintzy accordion pin | 11 |
| #57 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 17 |
| #38 | chintzy noodle ring | 64 |
| #30 | chintzy saucepan earring | 64 |
| #22 | chintzy seal pendant | 70 |
| #63 | chintzy turtle brooch | 19 |
| #4 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1,047 |
| #30 | chrome crossbow | 19 |
| #9 | chrome staff | 31 |
| #50 | chrome sword | 13 |
| #244 | club necklace | 23 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #561 | diamond necklace | 12 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #24 | drywall axe | 299 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #15 | easter egg balloon | 299 |
| #91 | especially salty dog | 6 |
| #23 | facsimile dictionary | 236 |
| #734 | fancy bath salts | 3 |
| #23 | fancy chocolate | 59 |
| #69 | fez of etymology | 7 |
| #10 | flaming glowsticks | 89 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #369 | fuzzbump | 5 |
| 🥈 | fuzzy dice | 258 |
| #124 | giant discarded bottlecap | 38 |
| #22 | giant discarded plastic fork | 229 |
| #135 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 32 |
| #55 | giant pinky ring | 205 |
| #8 | gingham blouse | 108 |
| #325 | gloomy black mushroom | 10 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #21 | goth kid t-shirt | 284 |
| #847 | green candy heart | 4 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #47 | grue egg | 272 |
| #65 | hamethyst | 99 |
| #375 | heart necklace | 17 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #174 | hot date | 64 |
| #9 | hot pink lipstick | 184 |
| 🥈 | huge pumpkin | 246 |
| #10 | iced-out bling | 67 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #152 | joybuzzer | 171 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #9 | limburger biker boots | 86 |
| #11 | linoleum crossbow | 37 |
| #9 | linoleum staff | 63 |
| #11 | linoleum sword | 48 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #159 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 169 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #13 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 184 |
| #20 | mother's little helper | 1,463 |
| 🥇 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1,460 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #183 | pack of KWE trading card | 15 |
| #29 | pail | 313 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #77 | pool cue | 114 |
| #65 | porquoise | 87 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1161 | pretty flower | 12 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #426 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 16 |
| #480 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 15 |
| #321 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 20 |
| #273 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 21 |
| #51 | sack lunch | 943 |
| 🥈 | sealhide seal doll | 6,241 |
| #43 | shaving cream | 17 |
| #32 | shiny butcherknife | 38 |
| #53 | shiny ring | 303 |
| 🥉 | shot of tomato schnapps | 9,871 |
| #21 | silver shrimp fork | 105 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #34 | soy cordial | 10 |
| #399 | spade necklace | 16 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #818 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #12 | spooky cosmetics bag | 262 |
| #120 | spray paint | 69 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #374 | strange cube | 3 |
| #518 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 13 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #55 | tomato daiquiri | 26 |
| #103 | towel | 85 |
| #1406 | useless powder | 11 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #416 | white chocolate chip cookies | 6 |
| #74 | wind-up chattering teeth | 302 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |