Spappy

RankItemQuantity
#231A. W. O. L. commendation27
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#539BGE merchandise order form6
#265Boozehounds Anonymous token2
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#1268CRIMBCO wine4
#2425CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2423CRIMBCOLOAF1
#167Crimbo wreath4
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#140Crimbot battery10
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1029Crimbuck599
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#499Elfin shortbread1
#232Feynman gate50
#403Go-Wassail44
#622Instant Karma7
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
🥇KoL Con 3-D Glasses1
#978Microplushie: Bropane1
#838Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#888Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#983Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#997Microplushie: Hippylase1
#576Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#917Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1007Microplushie: Otakulone1
#951Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#960Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#568NPZR chemistry set2
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#663St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket8
🥇Superhero Reboots1
#590Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette7
#61Time Juice8
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
🥉Yeti Protest Sign2
#182alien force field disruptor bean2
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#233ammonite fossil22
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#932antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#769aspirin1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#68augmented-reality shades5
#426baggie of powdered sugar41
#2042ball1
#1147banana1
#338banana cream pie1
#222banana daiquiri1
#389banana smoothie1
#208banana spritzer1
#138bananagate47
#1913bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1193bath ball gift set2
#877battered Crimbo Crate8
#183beautiful rainbow1
#430bed of coals2
#169belemnite fossil31
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#146big glob of skin1
#89bindle of joy1
#89blank fudge mold7
#2625blob-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#1654blood flower1
#253blue plastic baby1
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#213bone aperitif2
#277bone meal1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#321boulder1
#437bow1
#2269box of sunshine52
#501breaded beer1
#1294brine2
#696broken cellular phone1
#447brown plastic baby1
#938bunch of bananas1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#2150can of CRIMBCOLA1
#214can of V-112
#545can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#4786candy cane1
#1999candy kneecapping stick1
#3830candy stake1
#1749canteen of wine1
#241capacitor relay50
#261carbon nanotube frame50
#72chitinous pod1
#147choco-Crimbot10
#109chocolate box1
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#403collection of tiny spooky objects1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#529comfy coffin2
#883commemorative war stein1
#1056computronic processing unit1
🥉control crystal1
#120cosmic lemonade1
#261crystallized memory1
#328delicious salad183
#908designer handbag2
#1520dill2
#1640doll house1
#86dollhive113
#30dreadful box1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#868dusty Crimbo crate9
#2833eggnog1
#1813elven limbos gingerbread1
#2080elven cellocello1
#871empty blowgun1
#103evil googly eye50
#315evil teddy bear49
#84expired can of franks 'n' beans1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2519fancy chocolate1
#1175felt7
#439filth-encrusted futon2
#64fitness wristband5
#164floaty inverse geode1
#3426fruitcake1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#1923ghost cucumber1
#3941gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#307gingerbread house2
#167golden twig1
#515googly eye26
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#170gummi trilobite1
#1225gyroscope1
#1881herringcello1
#454high-resistance ultrapolymer plating6
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#46iGoogly543
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#1862jawbruiser1
#2060kite1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#129kumquartz50
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#1751length of string1
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#1829licorice garrote1
#291live lobster1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#250logic synthesizer50
#570lovecat tail1
#1086marionette1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#864oriole-feather headdress1
#164pearidot43
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#2716pet rock1
#1884phish stick2
#382pink plastic baby1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#164powdered toad horn1
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#342questionable taco1
#610radio button candy1
#1303rag doll1
#271raisin1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#326red plastic baby1
#9red traffic cone1
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#100single swig of vodka1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1098sleeping snowy owl1
#1064slow jam collection2
#68smart watch5
#1348sock monkey1
#34space bar1
#23space heater1
#39space invader1
#132space junk20
#26space needle1
#72spirit bed1
#117spirit blanket3
#82spirit mattress5
#117spirit pillow3
#136spirit sheet2
#1728square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#572strange cube1
#939strange shiny disc1
#124strawberyl53
#3200stuffed doppelshifter1
#1713stuffed ninja snowman1
#2643stuffing1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#169sucker scaffold70
#1160teddy bear4
#295throbbing rage gland1
🥇time sleigh1
#107tin rations2
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#1418tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#891tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type2
#2093tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2813tiny plastic Black Knight2
#2068tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#1493tiny plastic Boss Bat3
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#945tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter3
#1812tiny plastic Cheshire bat10
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1499tiny plastic Felonia3
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#2736tiny plastic G Imp2
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#3955tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2164tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#3911tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#788tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#1760tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter4
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#1488tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist5
#1733tiny plastic Knott Yeti4
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#2784tiny plastic Protagonist2
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2760tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#2745tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#1521tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#1520tiny plastic The Man3
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3928tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#2760tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#111tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4024tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#2861tiny plastic angry goat6
#1121tiny plastic angry space marine2
#2812tiny plastic anime smiley2
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#1458tiny plastic apathetic lizardman5
#3980tiny plastic astronomer1
#2010tiny plastic baby gravy fairy9
#2874tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#1762tiny plastic beanbat4
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1814tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball10
#3925tiny plastic blooper1
#2851tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#3909tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2010tiny plastic cocoabo9
#3300tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2097tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#2755tiny plastic cubist bull2
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#2803tiny plastic drunk goat2
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2761tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#2204tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#3923tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3925tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3990tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#3967tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick4
#3343tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3861tiny plastic goth giant1
#2029tiny plastic grue9
#1424tiny plastic handsome mariachi5
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6149tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#2202tiny plastic killer bee8
#3892tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3335tiny plastic leprechaun5
#3935tiny plastic levitating potato4
#3839tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#6162tiny plastic mosquito2
#1338tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3996tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#2041tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime9
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#3893tiny plastic scary clown1
#1319tiny plastic seal clubber4
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#2172tiny plastic senile lihc3
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3953tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#2273tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton8
#1260tiny plastic spooky vampire6
#1662tiny plastic stab bat11
#3349tiny plastic star starfish5
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2898tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#1741tiny plastic taco cat4
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#3843tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2764tiny plastic warwelf2
#3852tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3848tiny plastic zmobie1
#1866tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2068top1
#189tourmalime38
#40toy hoverpad533
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#1040tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1781triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#192trilobite fossil26
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#565wad of cotton4
🥇wand of fudge control1
#106wok lobster1
#1221wooden block1
#1043wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#399yellow candygram1
🥇yield shield1
#2365yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 3,564 items total!

what items are this player missing?