| #231 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 27 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #265 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #141 | Crimbot battery | 10 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1032 | Crimbuck | 599 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #233 | Feynman gate | 50 |
| #400 | Go-Wassail | 44 |
| #609 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #660 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #583 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #181 | alien force field disruptor bean | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #232 | ammonite fossil | 22 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #68 | augmented-reality shades | 5 |
| #426 | baggie of powdered sugar | 41 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #138 | bananagate | 47 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #168 | belemnite fossil | 31 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #88 | blank fudge mold | 7 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #321 | boulder | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #2269 | box of sunshine | 52 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #242 | capacitor relay | 50 |
| #261 | carbon nanotube frame | 50 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #147 | choco-Crimbot | 10 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #531 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #328 | delicious salad | 183 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #86 | dollhive | 113 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #868 | dusty Crimbo crate | 9 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #102 | evil googly eye | 50 |
| #315 | evil teddy bear | 49 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #64 | fitness wristband | 5 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #512 | googly eye | 26 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #454 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 6 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #46 | iGoogly | 543 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #129 | kumquartz | 50 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #250 | logic synthesizer | 50 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #164 | pearidot | 43 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #98 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #68 | smart watch | 5 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #40 | space invader | 1 |
| #133 | space junk | 20 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #117 | spirit blanket | 3 |
| #82 | spirit mattress | 5 |
| #117 | spirit pillow | 3 |
| #136 | spirit sheet | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #124 | strawberyl | 53 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #168 | sucker scaffold | 70 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #107 | tin rations | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #189 | tourmalime | 38 |
| #41 | toy hoverpad | 533 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #192 | trilobite fossil | 26 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |