| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbojito | 37 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #107 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 9 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #129 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #761 | Schrödinger's thermos | 8 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| #197 | Uncle Romulus | 6 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #13 | Zim Merman's guitar | 39 |
| #200 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 10 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #552 | baggie of powdered sugar | 25 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #249 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #730 | fossilized limb | 2 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #662 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #677 | fossilized torso | 2 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2737 | golden ring | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| 🥇 | hobo dungarees | 14 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #2501 | killing feather | 2 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #2557 | sawblade fragment | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #242 | smoked potsherd | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #442 | unearthed potsherd | 2 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |