Passacaglia

RankItemQuantity
#14361-ball1
#14252-ball1
#14553-ball1
#14724-ball1
#14355-ball1
#14246-ball1
#14847-ball1
#22448-ball1
#6259-ball1
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#211A. W. O. L. commendation31
#1585Angry Farmer candy8
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#608BGE merchandise order form5
#612Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1077Baron von Ratsworth's monocle11
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#924Boris's ring1
#2774Boss Bat britches1
#404Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air9
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1012CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#803CRIMBCO scrip120
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#2428CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#302CRIMBCOLOAF8
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#958Cloaca grenade10
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#771Cloaca-Cola shield3
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#251Copper Alpha of Sincerity10
#1240Crimbo candied pecan2
#1382Crimbo fudge1
#1369Crimbo peppermint bark1
#754Crimbo pie1
#532Crimbo salad1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#425Crimbuck2,390
#1271Crown of the Goblin King18
#1230Daffy Taffy15
#1696Disco 'Fro Pick2
#281Dolphin King's crown16
#161Dr. Hobo's scalpel22
#1133Drowsy Sword11
#882Dyspepsi grenade10
#1000Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#630Dyspepsi-Cola helmet4
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
🥇French slippers1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#1204Instant Karma1
#1676Iron Beta of Industry1
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#822Knob mushroom1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
🥈LARP membership card1
#1728Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet11
#751M-2428
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#416McMillicancuddy's Special Lager3
#700Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#989Mohawk wig1
#1296Mr. Mediocrebar29
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#845Orcish baseball cap1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#1232Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#1220Rock Pops34
#528Scalp of Gorgolok6
#151Schrödinger's thermos199
#726Snow Queen Crown1
#1376Tasty Fun Good rice candy9
#304The Art of Slapfighting3
#402The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones3
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#1037The Mariachi's guitar case1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#514Typical Tavern swill3
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#702Uncle Romulus1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#1002Wint-O-Fresh mint8
#2954Yummy Tummy bean1
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
#1005acid-squirting flower1
#57agua de vida164
#1434amulet of extreme plot significance1
#3680ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#118anniversary gift box10
#346antique 8-Bit Power magazine4
#226antique bottle opener4
#899antique helmet1
#205antique painting of a landscape4
#206antique pair of blue jeans4
#536antique record album4
#907antique shield1
#218antique souvenir drawing4
#949antique spear1
#387asbestos staff1
#2063astronaut pants1
#1308baconstone5
#2162badass belt24
#825banana3
#900baseball1
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#784batblade1
#394battered Crimbo Crate29
#315beholed bedsheet3
#79beige clambroth marble1
#1007big red clown nose1
#583bindlestocking2
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2666black striped oyster egg1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#2555blue paisley oyster egg1
#1244blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#2623blue striped oyster egg1
#981borg sock monkey1
#1055bottle of goofballs24
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#4679box of sunshine9
#320bread line3
#321breaded beer2
#125brine124
#30brown crock marble20
#1630buckyball1
#70bumblebee marble2
#546bunch of bananas5
#279burst hellseal brain22
#1098can of CRIMBCOLA4
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#759candied kobold3
#4790candy cane1
#1565candy kneecapping stick2
#666candy knuckles4
#3833candy stake1
#1149canteen of wine11
#731carob chunks1
#803cement sandals1
#1345cheap elven gloves1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1661cheap toaster1
#322chintzy saucepan earring2
#2109chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#159clockwork sphere1
#798clown shoes1
#1055cocoa egg2
#596coffin lid1
#90compression stocking23
🥉control crystal1
#748cool mushroom1
#849cornuthaum1
#316cranberry schnapps2
#260crystallized memory1
#1246cyborg stompin' boot2
#1105delicious salad11
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#105dill289
#930draggin' ball hat1
#729drywall axe15
#543dusty Crimbo crate20
#1181easter egg balloon21
#1202elven limbos gingerbread6
#761elven moonshine11
#618elven socks7
#1305empty agua de vida bottle1
#1118enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#18exactly-three-shaped box6
#1291facsimile dictionary4
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#571fancy seashell necklace1
#969festive holiday hat3
#886flaming mushroom1
#940flaming talons1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#164floaty inverse geode1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#444frayed rope belt2
#827frozen mushroom1
#663fuzzy dice8
#642ga-ga radio1
#130ghost cucumber290
#1174ghuol egg2
#544giant discarded bottlecap9
#1171giant discarded plastic fork6
#489giant discarded torn-up glove9
#1254giant needle1
#617giant pinky ring24
#427gift-a-pult1
#3941gingerbread bugbear1
#1325gingerbread horror5
#536gingerbread mutant bugbear7
#1498gloomy black mushroom1
#1109glowing red eye1
#692golden ring40
#2657googly eye1
#155green candygram3
#1006green glowstick1
#39green peawee marble30
#1024grue egg26
#624guy made of bee pollen3
#1451hamethyst4
#2127handful of confetti15
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#1678heart of the volcano1
#540heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#730hemp string3
#1733herringcello6
#251hideous egg13
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#605huge spoon1
#835iGoogly14
#1918immense cyborg hand2
#740infernal insoles1
#421invisible bag2
#2409irradiated candy cane2
#1454jawbruiser2
#2050killing feather18
#606knuckle sandwich33
#736laser-broiled pear12
#919lavender candy heart3
#2029lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1767lavender striped oyster egg1
#51lemonade marble5
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#626licorice garrote4
#904lihc face1
#1727logic synthesizer1
#285lucky rabbit's foot23
#334marionette collective2
#229mauve paisley oyster egg12
#2253mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1847mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#670mesh cap1
#63miniature coffin2
#107misfit hobby horse1
#709monomolecular yo-yo60
#1340motivational poster1
#436mummy costume13
#444mysterious silver lapel pin2
#1037nanite-infested candy cane10
#1415nanite-infested eggnog4
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#647night-vision goggles3
#1267obsidian dagger12
#2535off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1735off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#470oily golden mushroom1
#2042oozenog2
#1227orange candy heart1
#166orange candygram4
#84oversized skullcap3
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#209pants of the Slug Lord18
#428paperclip100
#364parasitic claw1
#229parasitic headgnawer1
#235parasitic strangleworm1
#192parasitic tentacles1
#1404passable elf mask3
#275pat-a-cake pendant4
#1303patent leather shoes1
#1338penguin focaccia bread13
#823penguin thesaurus7
#154pigeon egg2
#227pile of Trainbot parts1
#606pile of candy9
#1152pink candy heart1
#592pitchfork1
#1239pixellated candy heart5
#161plain brown wrapper4
#214plexiglass pants1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#702pointy mushroom1
#1088poison pen1
#1721polyalloy shield2
#315pool cue20
#2214porquoise1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#2040pretty flower1
#103puce polka-dot oyster egg27
#444pulsing flesh8
#509pumpkinhead mask12
#557ram stick1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1409really dense meat stack2
#46red China marble10
#2228red paisley oyster egg1
#578red polka-dot oyster egg6
#610rice bowl1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#665ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#587rigid carapace8
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#722ring of half-assed regeneration3
#621roboduck-on-a-string2
#1966robotronic egg1
#1882rogue swarmer30
#500rusty chain necklace4
#1273sandwich of the gods4
#1797sawblade fragment30
#476sawblade shield5
#103scissor duck1
#210set of jacks1
#897shiny ring25
#227silver shrimp fork10
#944skeleton key1
#439skeleton key ring1
#1808skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#397sleeping stocking7
#1272slow jam collection1
#838snake4
#33solid asbestos box1
#1050solid gold bowling ball12
#488soy cordial1
#842sparkler4
#138special sauce glove1
#177spectral pickle109
#820spiked femur1
#726spooky bicycle chain3
#1573spooky mushroom1
#595square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#1714stainless steel shillelagh2
#2142stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#150star boomerang1
#310star buckler1
#460star crossbow1
#607star hat1
#330star pants1
#133star spatula1
#309star staff1
#281star starfish1
#146star stiletto1
#420star sword1
#193star throwing star1
#61steely marble1
#821stinky mushroom1
#167strange cube10
#908stuffed gray blob22
#4806stuffed shoulder parrot1
#1004sturdy Crimbo crate10
#970tattered paper crown1
#335ten-leaf clover60
#605theoretical string19
#73three-legged pants6
#1220throwing wrench3
#250tiny bottle of absinthe83
#651tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#266tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2197tiny plastic Black Knight3
#2069tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8194tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#220tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#88tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#100tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#100tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#636tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#283tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3833tiny plastic G Imp1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#2810tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#3879tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#167tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3915tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3897tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#72tiny plastic Krampus1
#214tiny plastic MechaElf1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#1057tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#402tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3865tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3894tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#171tiny plastic Toybot1
#237tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#3859tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#76tiny plastic Your Brain1
#302tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1734tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8219tiny plastic angry goat1
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#2812tiny plastic anime smiley2
#243tiny plastic animelf1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#6173tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#6147tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#2794tiny plastic beanbat2
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8180tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#2851tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#988tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8100tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6243tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#264tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3180tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#4502tiny plastic disco bandit1
#53tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#3878tiny plastic drunk goat1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#2801tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#6186tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8100tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3906tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#6105tiny plastic grue2
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4600tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8131tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#3895tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#6176tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3841tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2802tiny plastic scary clown2
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3953tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#4013tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#980tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#225tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#313tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#177tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2765tiny plastic warwelf2
#2703tiny plastic whitesnake2
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#2792tiny plastic zmobie2
#552toast1,636
#1867tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2528toothsome rock1
#524towel18
#2400toy crazy train1
#2210toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#379triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#1133tropical wrapping paper1
#950twitching claw5
#1093unstable DNA33
#2125unstable laser battery23
#1777vibrating cyborg knife4
#89vinegar330
#2626vitachoconutriment capsule2
#631warm mushroom1
#1158white candy heart1
#586white collar1
#582white satin shield1
#157witch hat5
#371wolfman mask17
#843wrench bracelet2
#1032yellow candy heart4
#339yellow plastic oyster egg17

Wow, that's 7,912 items total!

what items are this player missing?