Museum :: Redmeat

Redmeat

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1310	BGE shotglass	5
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#195	BRAINS shorts	6
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#68	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	38
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#508	CRIMBCO mug	22
#120	CRIMBCO wine	56
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#70	Comet Pop	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1837	Crimbuck	68
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#133	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	41
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#76	Ecto-Cooler	13
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#146	FDKOL hotcakes	50
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#121	Go-Wassail	164
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#457	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#137	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	18
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#289	NPZR chemistry set	13
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#116	Nightstalker perfume	27
#181	Nuclear Blastball	5
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#354	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	4
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#475	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	4
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#887	Schrödinger's thermos	4
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#53	Skullhead's Screw	5
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#180	The Cooler Out of Space	17
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#8	The Necbromancer's Shorts	2
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#651	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	6
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#823	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	4
#1437	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#672	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	12
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#199	Ultrasoldier Serum	4
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#118	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	114
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#369	Workytime Tea	5
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#1558	Yummy Tummy bean	79
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#25	Zombo's shoulder blade	2
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#37	adhesive tape dolly	3
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#24	ammonite candy mold	11
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#933	antique record album	1
#769	aspirin	1
#170	bacon bath ball	6
#502	bag of bones	1
#185	banana supersucker	2
#384	bananagate	17
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#40	bath ball gift set	66
#13	battered old top-hat	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#234	bejeweled cufflinks	18
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#619	belemnite fossil	5
#89	bindle of joy	1
#181	bindlestocking	14
#109	bite-me-red lipstick	164
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#378	blind-packed capsule toy	6
#3162	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#107	bottle of bubbles	108
#408	bottle of fire	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#351	box of sunshine	1,127
#214	breaded beer	3
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#10	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	2
#21	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1889	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#130	chintzy accordion pin	5
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#246	chintzy saucepan earring	3
#253	chintzy seal pendant	4
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#233	chocolate bath ball	4
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#796	club necklace	9
#716	comfy coffin	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#95	correction fluid	16
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#113	crotchety pants	1
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#648	daisy	2
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#118	deluxe fax machine	3
#624	designer handbag	4
#882	diamond necklace	8
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#1640	doll house	1
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#87	drum of pomade	16
#133	dubious peppermint	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#207	eggnog	90
#111	electric crutch	1
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#2017	elven cellocello	2
#1396	elven socks	1
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#708	empty agua de vida bottle	120
#70	expensive cigar	3
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#749	fake plastic grass	2
#14	fancy black tie	1
#175	fancy opera glasses	24
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#2007	felt	2
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#525	festive sausage	4
#296	fiery wing	8
#439	filth-encrusted futon	2
#44	fistful of ashes	101
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#6	foam commodore's hat	1
#12	foam naval trousers	1
#7	forbidden sausage	48
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#1033	friendly cheez blob	2
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#412	frigid fudgepuck	6
#706	frozen banquet	1
#378	fruitcake	58
#187	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#380	fudge bunny	1
#666	fudge lily	3
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#108	fudge spork	3
#1354	fudgecule	4
#179	fudgecycle	1
#152	fudgesicle	2
#259	funhouse mirror	2
#661	fuzzy dice	8
#149	garish pinky ring	28
#178	ghost protocol	4
#380	ghost trap	1
#364	ghostly body paint	9
#190	giant designer sunglasses	23
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#131	giant marshmallow	3
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#120	giant yellow gummi ingot	2
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#231	gin-soaked blotter paper	2
#327	gingerbread bugbear	79
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#70	grape troll doll	1
#1158	green candy heart	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#906	green gummi ingot	4
#19	gummi ammonite	13
#39	gummi belemnite	8
#138	gummi canary	2
#103	gummi salamander	3
#176	gummi snake	2
#52	gummi trilobite	5
#396	handful of numbers	1
#582	heart necklace	12
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#1843	herringcello	2
#42	hideous egg	29
#8	hobo dungarees	2
#5	hobo monkey	1
#1287	hobo nickel	1
#27	hobo stogie	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#78	incense bath ball	12
#63	insane tophat	1
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#160	jerky coins	133
#41	jingle bell	1
#277	kumquartz	24
#195	kumquat supersucker	2
#115	lawnmower blade	2
#442	lewd playing card	5
#1829	licorice garrote	1
#173	lime supersucker	2
#867	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	4
#836	live wire	1
#96	lollipop stick	803
#280	longhaired hippy wig	2
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#86	lump of coal	10
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#214	marshmallow flambé	3
#1323	marzipan skull	1
#7	miniature deck cannon	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#106	monster pants	2
#6	mostly rat-hide leggings	2
#449	motivational poster	10
#690	mugcake	1
#491	mulled cider	1
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#54	mysterious present	11
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#1929	nanite-infested eggnog	3
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#870	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	6
#51	natto marble soda	5
#71	natto pocky	2
#70	natto-infused sake	3
#157	necrotizing body spray	59
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#83	oil slacks	1
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#28	old soft shoes	1
#99	orange leather lanyard	3
#435	orange peel hat	1
#98	pack of pogs	186
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#831	paperclip	12
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#17	paperclip-on tie	2
#12	papier-mâchuridars	1
#15	papier-masque	1
#15	papier-mitre	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#1536	passable elf mask	2
#163	pear supersucker	2
#387	pearidot	15
#1771	penguin focaccia bread	2
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#332	phish stick	3
#798	pickle-flavored chewing gum	5
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#56	pin-stripe slacks	9
#66	pixel morning star	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#27	plush alielf	1
#16	plush alien hamsterpus	1
#17	plush dogcat	1
#16	plush ferrelf	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#17	plush mutated alielephant	1
#12	plush mutated alielf	1
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#224	pointy red hat	1
#1087	poison pen	1
#79	portable photocopier	77
#2221	possessed top	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#43	pottery club	1
#52	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#64	pottery yo-yo	1
#602	powdered candy sushi set	3
#377	press-on ribs	14
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#713	quantum taco	4
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#858	red gummi ingot	6
#649	red-and-green sweater	1
#807	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#104	ridiculous sandwich	13
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#499	rigid carapace	9
#106	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
#91	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	2
#100	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
#130	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
#114	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
#17	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	1
#151	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
#103	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	1
#107	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
#1170	[2108]rock	2
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#389	round green sunglasses	1
#1272	rubber WWBD? bracelet	6
#626	rubber WWJD? bracelet	12
#979	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	8
#1265	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	6
#78	rubber band gun	4
#1772	rubber emo roe	2
#36	scissor duck	3
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#8	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	2
#72	sharpened hubcap	1
#61	shock belt	4
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#9	sinister ancient tablet	1
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#697	sleeping stocking	2
#211	slime convention swag bag	2
#136	slow jam collection	27
#278	smoked potsherd	1
#860	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#139	snowball	6
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#29	sorority brain	43
#182	soul doorbell	1
#317	soy cordial	2
#270	space jam	1
#70	space jam toast	1
#1043	spade necklace	7
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#252	spangly mariachi pants	1
#214	spangly mariachi vest	1
#258	spangly sombrero	1
#554	spooky bindle	1
#2624	spooky eggnog	2
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#277	squirming egg sac	47
#672	stained mattress	1
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#2140	stainless steel skullcap	1
#1335	stainless steel slacks	3
#1708	stainless steel suspenders	1
#28	stapler bear	4
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#71	sticky gloves	5
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
#277	strange cube	5
#170	strawberry supersucker	2
#330	strawberyl	21
#46	stress ball	15
#271	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	139
#1161	stuffed Cheshire bitten	42
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#975	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	49
#197	stuffed Meat	184
#1083	stuffed angry cow	46
#1329	stuffed astral badger	39
#960	stuffed baby gravy fairy	52
#1699	stuffed cocoabo	29
#116	stuffed crazy bastard sword	72
#1026	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	49
#1009	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	49
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#1087	stuffed hand turkey	46
#129	stuffed martini	73
#1151	stuffed mind flayer	45
#206	stuffed mink	175
#221	stuffed monocle	171
#1164	stuffed scary death orb	44
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#1083	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	46
#1239	stuffed snowy owl	40
#1060	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	48
#1276	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	39
#223	stuffed teddy butler	164
#251	stuffed tin of caviar	155
#2530	stuffed treasure chest	2
#1066	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	47
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#804	sucker scaffold	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#596	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#424	superheated fudge	7
#1210	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#58	the finger	1
#1434	theoretical string	1
#205	throwing bone	5
#1442	throwing wrench	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#91	toast with jam	2
#55	tobiko marble soda	5
#60	tobiko pocky	3
#58	tobiko-infused sake	4
#266	toe jam	1
#58	toe jam toast	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#392	tourmalime	16
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#20	trilobite candy mold	13
#604	trilobite fossil	5
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#442	tube sock	1
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#511	urinal cake	2
#113	useless powder	2,461
#272	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	37
#51	very large caltrop	1
#566	volcanic ash	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#38	wasabi marble soda	11
#44	wasabi pocky	9
#76	wasabi-infused sake	2
#8	wax hat	2
#23	wax pants	1
#378	whisker pencil	12
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#152	willyweed	3
#123	wind-up meatcar	94
#47	wings of fire	2
#554	worn tophat	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#912	yellow gummi ingot	4
#2364	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 10,016 items total!

what items are this player missing?