| #147 | "caramel" orange | 11 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #190 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 3 |
| #31 | 4-dimensional fez | 8 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #97 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
| #244 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #1340 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #1068 | Angry Farmer candy | 30 |
| #318 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 2 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #55 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 15 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #148 | BGE pocket calendar | 5 |
| #331 | BGE shotglass | 23 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #54 | BOOterfinger | 5 |
| #58 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #195 | BRAINS shorts | 6 |
| #504 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #22 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #14 | BRICKO egg | 2 |
| #9 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 2 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #209 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 13 |
| #39 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 2 |
| #32 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| #24 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 14 |
| #118 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #760 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #32 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #121 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 2 |
| #254 | Blood Light | 16 |
| #14 | Bluzzard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #45 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #196 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 10 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #25 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #51 | Boss Drops | 16 |
| #44 | Bowlet | 3 |
| #60 | Boxing Day Pass | 2 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #127 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #59 | C.H.U.M. knife | 12 |
| #44 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 3 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #162 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 13 |
| #183 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 12 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #18 | Cantelope | 1 |
| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #27 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #144 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #409 | Chroner | 24 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #62 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 110 |
| #1077 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #4 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 8 |
| #37 | Coilyâ„¢ | 2 |
| #1038 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #81 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #9 | Covers-Your-Head | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 21 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #441 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #278 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 7 |
| #35 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #115 | Crimbo food scraps | 41 |
| #44 | Crimbo salad | 10 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #208 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #140 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #169 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 22 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #145 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 3 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 16 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 2 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #147 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 27 |
| #185 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 7 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #227 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 13 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #202 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 6 |
| #200 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 16 |
| #222 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 5 |
| #153 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 26 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #83 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 6 |
| #7 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 10 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 9 |
| #206 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #49 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 6 |
| #44 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 23 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 5 |
| #326 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 33 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 9 |
| #28 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 22 |
| #50 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
| #9 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 9 |
| #4 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 8 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #131 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #1999 | Crimbuck | 40 |
| #17 | Cycloney | 1 |
| #122 | D roll | 100 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #602 | Daffy Taffy | 48 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #129 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #29 | Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #5 | Drapes-You-Regally | 2 |
| #32 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 314 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 25 |
| #21 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #22 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #11 | Dressage | 1 |
| #73 | Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice | 3 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #9 | Drunkula's cape | 2 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #12 | Drunkula's silky pants | 2 |
| #7 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #213 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 4 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #158 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #9 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 8 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #18 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 7 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 10 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #359 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #12 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 4 |
| #8 | Elf Guard broom | 4 |
| #6 | Elf Guard clipboard | 8 |
| #90 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 2 |
| #25 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 3 |
| #6 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 6 |
| #42 | Elf Guard honor present | 7 |
| #43 | Elf Guard hotpants | 3 |
| #32 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 4 |
| #39 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 4 |
| #71 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #72 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #83 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 2 |
| #9 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 5 |
| #31 | Elf Guard safety bear | 4 |
| #18 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 3 |
| #32 | Elf Guard strategic map | 3 |
| #22 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 4 |
| #98 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 9 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #10 | Elvish underarmor | 5 |
| #257 | FDKOL commendation | 2,111 |
| #10 | FDKOL fire hose | 2 |
| #185 | FDKOL hotcakes | 25 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #164 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 10 |
| #16 | FantasyRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #15 | Faux | 1 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #13 | Flan | 1 |
| #128 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #95 | Friendliness Beverage | 100 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's nailbat | 3 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #14 | Frosty's snowball sack | 3 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #5 | Gets-You-Drunk | 14 |
| #13 | Ghosprey | 1 |
| #14 | Glamare | 1 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #506 | Go-Wassail | 32 |
| #79 | Good 'n' Slimy | 2 |
| #15 | Gorillape | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #14 | Great Wolf's headband | 2 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #399 | Gummi-Gnauga | 5 |
| #126 | Gummy Brains | 2 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| 🥈 | HOA regulation book | 2 |
| 🥈 | HOA zombie eyes | 2 |
| #109 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 49 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #136 | Hodgman's blanket | 10 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #109 | How to Play Othello | 4 |
| #8 | Hungerâ„¢ Sauce | 21 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #91 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #163 | Jack-in-the-box | 32 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #110 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #54 | Kelflar vest | 3 |
| #85 | Kissin' Cousins | 7 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #940 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #73 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 27 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #156 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 10 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #36 | Let Me Be! | 18 |
| #44 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #25 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 8 |
| #31 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #121 | Lobos Mints | 2 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #7 | Mark of the Bugbear | 33 |
| #8 | Mark of the Ghost | 39 |
| 🥉 | Mark of the Skeleton | 54 |
| #5 | Mark of the Vampire | 56 |
| #10 | Mark of the Werewolf | 26 |
| #8 | Mark of the Zombie | 34 |
| #47 | Maxing, Relaxing | 11 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #8 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 2 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #82 | Mer-kin breastplate | 2 |
| #66 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #59 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 2 |
| #67 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 2 |
| #68 | Mer-kin digpick | 2 |
| #60 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 12 |
| #63 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 20 |
| #104 | Mer-kin healscroll | 8 |
| #103 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 3 |
| #113 | Mer-kin hookspear | 4 |
| #132 | Mer-kin killscroll | 3 |
| #46 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 2 |
| #81 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 2 |
| #180 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #90 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 2 |
| #83 | Mer-kin roundshield | 2 |
| #55 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #127 | Mer-kin takebag | 3 |
| #75 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 11 |
| #82 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 2 |
| #164 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 14 |
| #284 | Microplushie: Bropane | 43 |
| #277 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 13 |
| #218 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 27 |
| #294 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 8 |
| #268 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 36 |
| #254 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 56 |
| #140 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 10 |
| #288 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 22 |
| #341 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 38 |
| #205 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 45 |
| #187 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 62 |
| #33 | Milk Studs | 403 |
| #73 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #78 | Moonds | 3 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #51 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 20 |
| #1115 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 38 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #30 | My First Paycheck envelope | 2 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #84 | Necbro wafers | 9 |
| #16 | Neverending Party guest pass | 9 |
| #127 | New Zealand iced tea | 100 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #217 | Nightstalker perfume | 11 |
| #196 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 6 |
| #245 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 4 |
| #265 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 3 |
| #140 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 6 |
| #78 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 12 |
| #106 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 9 |
| #21 | Nursine | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #157 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #117 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #333 | PEEZ dispenser | 2 |
| #14 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #89 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #18 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 46 |
| #23 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 26 |
| #9 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 24 |
| #18 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 32 |
| #14 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 41 |
| #21 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 30 |
| #17 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 48 |
| #15 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 22 |
| #15 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 33 |
| #16 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 57 |
| #16 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 20 |
| #23 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 40 |
| #17 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 57 |
| #14 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 50 |
| #22 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 39 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #118 | Rattlin' Chains | 2 |
| #94 | Red Pill | 4 |
| #372 | Red Rover BB gun | 9 |
| #52 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #1296 | Rock Pops | 30 |
| #123 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #159 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 10 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #17 | Ruffalo | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #929 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #152 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #16 | Sequestrian | 1 |
| #81 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #8 | Shudder | 2 |
| #118 | Silver Bullet beer | 20 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #12 | Sledgehamster | 1 |
| #13 | Slotter | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #18 | Snoutlet | 1 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #549 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 14 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #18 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 34 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #66 | Stooper | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #483 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #129 | Summer Nights | 7 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #59 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #101 | Sweet Sword | 2 |
| #327 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #390 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 33 |
| #427 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 27 |
| #59 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 4 |
| #436 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 26 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #5 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 14 |
| #42 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 3 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #77 | The Snake trading card | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #74 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #11 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #15 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 3 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #16 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 17 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #135 | Trainbot linkages | 4 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #145 | Trainbot optics | 3 |
| #139 | Trainbot plating | 3 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #21 | Trainbot slag | 358 |
| #147 | Trainbot tubing | 3 |
| #52 | Travels with Jerry | 11 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| #120 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #48 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #134 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 9 |
| #34 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #41 | Uncle Buck | 3 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #383 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 31 |
| #22 | Underworld sapling | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 3 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 2 |
| #32 | Unspeakachu | 6 |
| #11 | Vamprey | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #41 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 3 |
| #11 | Vulgure | 1 |
| #31 | Wand of Oscus | 3 |
| #18 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #209 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 3 |
| #14 | Wendtigo | 1 |
| #1633 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #81 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 5 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| #2187 | Yummy Tummy bean | 25 |
| #222 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 3 |
| #29 | Zombo's shield | 3 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #204 | abandoned candy | 4 |
| #73 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #67 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #54 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #22 | abstraction: comprehension | 1 |
| #51 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
| #55 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #67 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #71 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #83 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #76 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #131 | accord ion | 1 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #54 | adhesive tape dolly | 2 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #66 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #42 | alien drugs | 80 |
| #64 | alien protein powder | 3 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #206 | alphabet gum | 9 |
| #85 | amber aviator shades | 2 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #320 | ammonite fossil | 15 |
| #9 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 5 |
| #67 | anemone nematocyst | 7 |
| #29 | anise-flavored venom | 1 |
| #204 | anniversary balloon | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #346 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #42 | antique accordion | 16 |
| #400 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #71 | antique nutcracker figurine | 5 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #57 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #188 | asbestos staff | 3 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #123 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #39 | automa-bot parts | 881 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #46 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #55 | baby chest mimic | 2 |
| #74 | baby cuddlefish | 3 |
| #816 | baby killer bee | 10 |
| #11 | baby rigging snake | 7 |
| #26 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #37 | bag of W&Ws | 451 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #36 | bag of sausage links | 1 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #76 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #593 | banana | 6 |
| #159 | banana supersucker | 3 |
| #46 | banana-frosted king cake | 30 |
| #337 | bananagate | 20 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #183 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #23 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 6 |
| #1461 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #876 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #75 | bazookafish bubble gum | 63 |
| #20 | bed of coals | 18 |
| #232 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #132 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #566 | belemnite fossil | 6 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #43 | big glob of skin | 5 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #397 | bindlestocking | 6 |
| #72 | birdbone corset | 5 |
| #188 | bite-me-red lipstick | 108 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #215 | black & tan | 11 |
| #181 | black Crimbo ball | 4 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #205 | black forest cake | 21 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #663 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #104 | black tear | 1 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #66 | blank prescription sheet | 3 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| #202 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 61 |
| #18 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 16 |
| #737 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #17 | blood kiwi | 1 |
| #42 | blood sausage | 3 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #52 | blue grass | 37 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #882 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #96 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 13 |
| #53 | boiling seal blood | 14 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #117 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #608 | bone chips | 14 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #41 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 5 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #96 | bottle of bubbles | 120 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of extra-strength melodramamine | 1 |
| #57 | bottle of fire | 514 |
| #471 | bottle of gin | 31 |
| #18 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #57 | bottle of melodramamine | 2 |
| #84 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #151 | boulder | 15 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #121 | bowl of Jeal-O | 31 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #28 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #300 | box of Dweebs | 3 |
| #76 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #81 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #34 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 2 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #68 | boxed gumball machine | 2 |
| #255 | bread line | 4 |
| #146 | bread man | 4 |
| #76 | bread pie | 11 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #86 | breakfast mess | 134 |
| #62 | breakfast miracle | 6 |
| #1785 | brick | 7 |
| #209 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #847 | brine | 15 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #27 | brown pirate pants | 3 |
| #171 | brown plastic baby | 4 |
| #238 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #20 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #99 | bubbling tempura batter | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #85 | cabooze | 8 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #213 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #52 | can of mixed everything | 3 |
| #172 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 44 |
| #434 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #646 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #78 | candied lime | 1 |
| #558 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #194 | candied yams | 42 |
| #717 | candy brain | 2 |
| #117 | candy cigarette | 22 |
| #32 | candy crayons | 3 |
| #12 | candy harmonica | 17 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #49 | candy necktie | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #75 | cannonbomb | 5 |
| #36 | canteen of eggnog | 2 |
| #501 | canteen of wine | 54 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #176 | carton of rotten eggs | 12 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #42 | centurion helmet | 2 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #75 | charisma potion | 4 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #24 | chest of "pirate gold" | 3 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #123 | choco-Crimbot | 13 |
| #381 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
| #48 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #716 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #118 | chocolate pasta spoon | 7 |
| #12 | chocolate puppy | 4 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #71 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 24 |
| #35 | chocomotive | 12 |
| #731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
| #156 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #28 | ciliophora chowder | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #82 | clear Russian | 11 |
| #11 | clerical automa-core | 12 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #76 | cloning kit | 25 |
| 🥇 | closed-circuit pay phone | 1 |
| #1349 | club necklace | 5 |
| #218 | cocoa egg | 67 |
| #56 | cod cape | 1 |
| #11 | cold cluster | 3 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #91 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 22 |
| #607 | colorful plastic ball | 3 |
| #36 | comfy coffin | 18 |
| #51 | communal gobstopper | 8 |
| #5 | complicated lock impression | 7 |
| #108 | concentrated garbage juice | 7 |
| #313 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| #22 | cool iron ingot | 1 |
| #4 | cooling iron breastplate | 1 |
| #4 | cooling iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cooling iron helmet | 1 |
| #100 | corncob pipe | 14 |
| #144 | corned beet | 1 |
| #34 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #458 | corrupted data | 18 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #14 | counterfeit city | 6 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #15 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 2 |
| #29 | cream of chloroplasts | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #126 | crown-shaped beanie | 2 |
| #91 | crusty hula hoop | 5 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #271 | cup of infinite pencils | 5 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| 🥇 | cursed monkey's paw | 1 |
| #80 | cursed scrunchie | 16 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #74 | damp bar rag | 5 |
| #54 | daub-breaker | 5 |
| #52 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #24 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 10 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #8 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 5 |
| #62 | deadly lampshade | 11 |
| #31 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #55 | decaying goldfish liver | 136 |
| #17 | decaying wooden oar | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #129 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #359 | designer handbag | 8 |
| #883 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #940 | dill | 26 |
| #67 | diluted makeup | 15 |
| #26 | dinged-up triangle | 3 |
| #66 | discarded swimming trunks | 4 |
| #57 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 25 |
| #52 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 26 |
| #67 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 21 |
| #57 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 26 |
| #67 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 19 |
| #89 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 16 |
| #102 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 14 |
| #60 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 22 |
| #92 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 15 |
| #73 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 19 |
| #90 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 15 |
| #80 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 17 |
| #61 | discocktail | 136 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #75 | dog ointment | 2 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #113 | dolphin whistle | 2 |
| #440 | donated booze | 5 |
| #191 | donated food | 54 |
| #87 | double-ice gum | 2 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #37 | drafty drawers | 2 |
| #77 | dragonfish caviar | 3 |
| #14 | dread tarragon | 6 |
| #23 | dreadful roast | 5 |
| #25 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 489 |
| #13 | dried gelatinous cube | 2 |
| #164 | droll monocle | 5 |
| #187 | drop of water-37 | 69 |
| #58 | drum of pomade | 21 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #16 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 11 |
| #179 | dull fish scale | 35 |
| #284 | dusty Crimbo crate | 37 |
| #422 | dusty bottle of Port | 34 |
| #103 | ear poison | 35 |
| #27 | eau de mort | 2 |
| #68 | eel battery | 3 |
| #72 | eel sauce | 2 |
| #57 | eel skin | 3 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #38 | eggwater | 7 |
| #31 | elbow soup | 1 |
| #95 | eldritch alignment spray | 4 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #281 | eldritch effluvium | 19 |
| #53 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| 🥉 | eldritch hat | 2 |
| #48 | eldritch ichor | 202 |
| #4 | eldritch pants | 2 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #13 | electric Kool-Aid | 12 |
| #96 | electric pants | 3 |
| #392 | electrical thingamabob | 6 |
| #981 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #997 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #602 | elven moonshine | 16 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #15 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 2 |
| #51 | epic wad | 15 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #58 | essential soy | 2 |
| #53 | essential tofu | 3 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #1383 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #112 | extra-greasy slider | 23 |
| #141 | extra-see-thru nightie | 4 |
| #50 | extremely confusing manual | 7 |
| #121 | extremely skinny jeans | 8 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #87 | fancy canapés | 5 |
| #1812 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #126 | fertilized ghuol egg | 4 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #179 | fiery wing | 38 |
| #26 | filth-encrusted futon | 19 |
| #14 | fire axe | 2 |
| #31 | fireman's helmet | 2 |
| #46 | fish bazooka | 2 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #35 | flagellate soup | 1 |
| #79 | flamin' bindle | 7 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #94 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #247 | flask of mining oil | 2 |
| #337 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #183 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #84 | flytrap pellet | 5 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #42 | foam pistol | 2 |
| #105 | foetid seal tear | 57 |
| #22 | folder (owl) | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #492 | fossilized limb | 12 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #222 | fossilized spike | 20 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #637 | fossilized torso | 3 |
| #305 | fossilized wing | 11 |
| #139 | fossilized wyrm skull | 6 |
| #63 | frayed rope belt | 18 |
| #12 | free boots | 4 |
| #41 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 10 |
| #92 | freezin' bindle | 6 |
| #27 | freightcake | 13 |
| #54 | frigid air mattress | 9 |
| #289 | frigid fudgepuck | 11 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #199 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #90 | frozen banquet | 20 |
| #102 | fruit basket | 2 |
| #77 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #187 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #36 | frying brainpan | 2 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #252 | fudge lily | 24 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1163 | fudgecule | 26 |
| #53 | fudgecycle | 4 |
| #82 | fudgesicle | 6 |
| #81 | funhouse mirror | 11 |
| #40 | future drug: Coolscaline | 63 |
| #46 | future drug: Muscularactum | 51 |
| #46 | future drug: Smartinex | 58 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #171 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 2 |
| #17 | gator skin | 260 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #141 | ghost beer | 2 |
| #1034 | ghost cucumber | 28 |
| #44 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #12 | ghost pepper | 14 |
| #136 | ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #48 | ghost thread | 2 |
| #266 | ghostly body paint | 18 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #19 | gingerbeard | 1 |
| #7 | gingerbread hoodie | 80 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #124 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #92 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #74 | gingerbread robot | 9 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #16 | glass of herbal tequila | 113 |
| #142 | gleaming oyster egg | 3 |
| #189 | glistening oyster egg | 2 |
| #110 | glob of green slime | 16 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #270 | goat | 2 |
| #23 | gold tooth | 25 |
| #98 | golden fleece | 3 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #296 | gooified animal matter | 2 |
| #236 | gooified mineral matter | 5 |
| #278 | gooified vegetable matter | 3 |
| #61 | government | 2 |
| #86 | government cheese | 50 |
| #54 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 11 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #205 | grass clippings | 2 |
| #633 | gray bow tie | 10 |
| #323 | green beer | 44 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #736 | green gummi ingot | 14 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #64 | grimstone mask | 6 |
| #112 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #90 | grip key | 1 |
| #19 | grisly shell fragment | 37 |
| #55 | grog nuts | 9 |
| #64 | groping claw | 1 |
| #27 | grouper fangirl | 2 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale | 5 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #47 | guts necklace | 1 |
| #469 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #62 | hair of the calf | 4 |
| #7 | hairshirt | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #159 | hamlet sandwich | 25 |
| #82 | hand of cards | 4 |
| #13 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 50 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #35 | handful of crafty noodles | 11 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #103 | hawk | 8 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #11 | head-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #1228 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #62 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 1 |
| #144 | heavy crown | 4 |
| #335 | hemp candy necklace | 2 |
| #39 | hep waders | 8 |
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| #19 | massive wrench | 4 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
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| #46 | medium slimy cyst | 5 |
| #73 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
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| #112 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
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| #43 | mulled wine | 2 |
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| #47 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #30 | muscular soup | 1 |
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| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
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| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #231 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
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| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #80 | old school flying disc | 6 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #90 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #43 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
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| #26 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 2 |
| #21 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 4 |
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| #32 | outlaw bandana | 27 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
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| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
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| #73 | peppermint-scented socks | 6 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
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| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #149 | ping-pong ball | 11 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
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| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #28 | pirate encryption key alpha | 3 |
| #42 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
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| #30 | pixel rock | 1 |
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| #38 | plaid cowboy hat | 14 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #177 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #8 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 2 |
| #14 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #14 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
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| #30 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
| #39 | plumber's lunch | 2 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
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| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #295 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #212 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #261 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #315 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #226 | pog #09 (pirate) | 5 |
| #228 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #179 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 6 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #84 | poisonsettia | 25 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #907 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #38 | portable steam unit | 4 |
| #23 | portable table | 54 |
| #1167 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #14 | powdered powdered sugar | 16 |
| #48 | prank Crimbo card | 4 |
| #159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
| #92 | press-on ribs | 71 |
| #338 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #35 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #79 | projectile chemistry set | 21 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #16 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 52 |
| #17 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 48 |
| #22 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 45 |
| #17 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 31 |
| #17 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 54 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #357 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #92 | pufferfish spine | 6 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #5 | punching mirror | 7 |
| #148 | purple glowstick | 11 |
| #80 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #93 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 3 |
| #77 | radiation-resistant helmet | 22 |
| #113 | radiator heater shield | 2 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #35 | rattler rattle | 65 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #74 | red ale | 7 |
| #102 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #162 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #835 | red gummi ingot | 8 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #163 | red plastic baby | 3 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #181 | red striped oyster egg | 14 |
| #110 | red wagon | 4 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #263 | red-and-green sweater | 11 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #41 | remorseless knife | 2 |
| #13 | replica Elf Guard medal | 3 |
| #116 | respected companion biscuit | 2 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #285 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #188 | ribbon candy | 6 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #901 | ridiculous cocktail | 2 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #829 | ridiculous sandwich | 2 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #61 | rocket fuel | 7 |
| #135 | roll of Hob-Os | 8 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #99 | rough fish scale | 8 |
| #986 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1546 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2125 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1961 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #359 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #111 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #32 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 17 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #30 | rusty valve wheel | 1 |
| #179 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 7 |
| #156 | salinated mint julep | 3 |
| #102 | salt wages | 58 |
| #145 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #447 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #20 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 15 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #36 | scary death orb | 4 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #98 | scotch on the rocks | 4 |
| #52 | sea avocado | 11 |
| #168 | sea blueberry | 3 |
| #156 | sea broccoli | 3 |
| #73 | sea carrot | 6 |
| #75 | sea cauliflower | 18 |
| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
| #65 | sea cucumber | 8 |
| #78 | sea grease | 1 |
| #60 | sea honeydew | 7 |
| #86 | sea lace | 2 |
| #65 | sea lasso | 2 |
| #103 | sea leather | 2 |
| #66 | sea lychee | 5 |
| #153 | sea persimmon | 4 |
| #130 | sea radish | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #81 | sea salt scrubs | 2 |
| #64 | sea tangelo | 5 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #95 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #109 | seaweed | 4 |
| #18 | security automa-core | 6 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #20 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #10 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 7 |
| #73 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 22 |
| #78 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #55 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #13 | shadow candle | 1 |
| #69 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #68 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #59 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #22 | shadow hot dog | 1 |
| #56 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #22 | shadow martini | 1 |
| #14 | shadow monocle | 1 |
| #66 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #12 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #21 | shadow pill | 1 |
| #72 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #60 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #73 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #57 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #66 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #74 | shark jumper | 2 |
| #30 | sharpened hubcap | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #20 | shipwright's hammer | 24 |
| #521 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 3 |
| #25 | shot of mescal | 97 |
| #512 | shot of orange schnapps | 3 |
| #530 | shot of tomato schnapps | 3 |
| #13 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #24 | shuddering cow skull | 2 |
| #24 | silent beret | 2 |
| #65 | silent pea shooter | 20 |
| #117 | silver shotgun shell | 4 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #253 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #85 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 21 |
| #59 | skeleton beans | 10 |
| #49 | ski resort souvenir crate | 1 |
| #6 | skulldozer egg | 11 |
| #109 | slab of sponge | 4 |
| #17 | sleaze cluster | 2 |
| #61 | sleazy bindle | 9 |
| #77 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #434 | sleeping stocking | 6 |
| #328 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #87 | sleeve deuce | 78 |
| #12 | slime-covered club | 2 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| 🥉 | slime-covered lantern | 2 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #11 | slime-covered shovel | 3 |
| #7 | slime-covered speargun | 2 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #86 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #90 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 3 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #107 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 193 |
| #108 | slimy sweetbreads | 179 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #232 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #124 | smoking grass | 733 |
| #7 | smoldering leafcutter ant egg | 2 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #236 | snowball | 1 |
| #52 | snowstick | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #118 | soggy seed packet | 12 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #83 | soyburger juice | 5 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #176 | space junk | 7 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #14 | space planula | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #105 | sparking robo-battery | 34 |
| #92 | spectral pickle | 262 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #696 | spider web | 20 |
| #40 | spirit bed | 2 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #84 | spirit blanket | 5 |
| #73 | spirit gum | 77 |
| #82 | spirit mattress | 5 |
| #85 | spirit pillow | 5 |
| #80 | spirit sheet | 5 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #22 | spooky bindle | 19 |
| #245 | spooky hockey mask | 6 |
| #28 | spooky lasso | 70 |
| #426 | spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #416 | spooky sap | 20 |
| #79 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 7 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #414 | squirming egg sac | 23 |
| #44 | squirmy violent party snack | 2 |
| #30 | stained mattress | 18 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #135 | star starfish | 3 |
| #77 | steamed oyster | 30 |
| #120 | steamy ruby | 13 |
| #17 | stench cluster | 1 |
| #22 | still grill | 1 |
| #108 | stink-penny | 60 |
| #98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
| #11 | stinking agaricus | 6 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #332 | strange cube | 4 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #182 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #254 | strawberyl | 29 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #544 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 82 |
| #1973 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #1926 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #618 | stuffed Meat | 77 |
| #87 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2159 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #1412 | stuffed astral badger | 37 |
| #1868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #77 | stuffed carpenter | 3 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #1901 | stuffed cocoabo | 26 |
| #417 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 17 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #77 | stuffed dodo | 4 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1616 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1901 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #33 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 130 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1755 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #519 | stuffed key | 114 |
| #22 | stuffed kraken | 8 |
| #362 | stuffed martini | 27 |
| #1745 | stuffed mind flayer | 30 |
| #399 | stuffed mink | 112 |
| #431 | stuffed monocle | 106 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed scary death orb | 33 |
| #736 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 29 |
| #2197 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2298 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #1714 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #1791 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #495 | stuffed teddy butler | 96 |
| #567 | stuffed tin of caviar | 83 |
| #472 | stuffed treasure chest | 122 |
| #2300 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #110 | stuffed walrus | 2 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #76 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #439 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 36 |
| #8 | sturdy cane | 1,732 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #280 | sucker scaffold | 39 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #112 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #91 | sun-dried tofu | 4 |
| #91 | sundae ration | 3 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #484 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #20 | suspicious package | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
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| #205 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 8 |
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| #51 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 7 |
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| #767 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #6 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 3 |
| #126 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 31 |
| #7 | tiny plastic Armory | 3 |
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| #6 | tiny plastic Cafe | 3 |
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| #23 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 2 |
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| #79 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 4 |
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| #537 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 13 |
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| #18 | tiny plastic Penny | 3 |
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| #95 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 10 |
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| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
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| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #101 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 35 |
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| #989 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
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| #142 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 27 |
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| #1112 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
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| #942 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
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| #1300 | tiny plastic mosquito | 14 |
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| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
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| #608 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 12 |
| #207 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 11 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #635 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 26 |
| #664 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
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| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #129 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 16 |
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| #83 | tiny plastic trollipop | 4 |
| #849 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #735 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
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| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #930 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #453 | tiny plastic zmobie | 15 |
| #151 | tiny slimy cyst | 8 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
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| #184 | tofurkey leg | 42 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #51 | tonguebone | 1 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
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| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #36 | transparent pants | 2 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #71 | trick coin | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #484 | trilobite fossil | 8 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #44 | tropical island souvenir crate | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #96 | unbearable light | 2 |
| #297 | unearthed potsherd | 9 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #76 | unidentified drink | 50 |
| #99 | universal biscuit | 18 |
| #14 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #54 | unquiet spirits | 42 |
| #67 | unremarkable duffel bag | 1 |
| #94 | unsanitized scalpel | 2 |
| #1367 | unstable DNA | 21 |
| #183 | unused soap | 1 |
| #246 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #20 | urchin roe | 2 |
| #66 | vampire pellet | 7 |
| #264 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #52 | vengeful spirit | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #51 | vial of hot blood | 1 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #324 | volcanic ash | 12 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #64 | wad of cotton | 32 |
| #119 | wad of slimy rags | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #59 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #161 | warbear beeping telegram | 8 |
| #27 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 14 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #39 | warbear drone assembler | 13 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #64 | warbear empathy chip | 9 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #79 | warbear exhaust manifold | 3 |
| #118 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #194 | warbear gyrocopter | 5 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #77 | warbear metalworking primer | 13 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #53 | warbear officer requisition box | 16 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #58 | warbear requisition box | 109 |
| #188 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 7 |
| #91 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 12 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #16 | warbear soda machine assembler | 23 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #227 | warbear whosit | 717 |
| #42 | warm fur | 1 |
| #205 | water wings | 6 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #37 | waterlogged bootstraps | 1 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #40 | wax banana | 1 |
| #29 | wet tack | 2 |
| #112 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #60 | whalecake | 1 |
| #17 | whalegun | 3 |
| #114 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #86 | whisker pencil | 90 |
| #32 | whiskey in a broken glass | 91 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #12 | white Dreadsylvanian | 1 |
| #15 | white arm towel | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #390 | wind-up meatcar | 28 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #56 | witch's brew | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #46 | wolfskull mask | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #85 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #20 | wriggling severed nose | 8 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #139 | wriggling worm | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #180 | yam candy | 1 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #944 | yellow gummi ingot | 3 |
| #1179 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #80 | yule hatchet | 6 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #79 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |