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#147"caramel" orange11
#1381,970 carat gold1
#1901952 Mickey Mantle card3
#314-dimensional fez8
#3599.44% pure math1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 32
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#777A. W. O. L. commendation3
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#98Accordion of Jordion1
#15Aiolion1
#244Alewifeâ„¢ Ale2
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#16Amanitee1
#1340Amulet of Yendor2
#1068Angry Farmer candy30
#317Angry Farmer's Wife Candy2
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#55Asleep in the Cemetery15
#241Atomic Comic2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#441BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt2
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#498BGE merchandise order form7
#148BGE pocket calendar5
#331BGE shotglass23
#308BGE temporary tattoo3
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#54BOOterfinger5
#58BOOtonniere1
#195BRAINS shorts6
#504BRICKO brick1
#21BRICKO cathedral1
#14BRICKO egg2
#8BRICKO gargantuchicken2
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#40Bal-musette accordion1
#209Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler13
#39Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher2
#32Benetton's Medley of Diversity3
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#15Bicycle1
#24Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook14
#118Big Punk1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#46Black Angus blackburger1
#33Black and White Apron Enrollment Form1
#156Blizzards I Have Died In5
#120Blood 'n' Plenty2
#254Blood Light16
#14Bluzzard1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#44Boltsmann ID badge1
#196Bone's Farm "wine"10
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#24Boosty Juice1
#51Boss Drops16
#44Bowlet3
#60Boxing Day Pass2
#129Bruno's blessing of Mars1
#1056Bulky Buddy Box2
#127Burt's blessing of Bacchus1
#59C.H.U.M. knife12
#44C.H.U.M. lantern3
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#1701CRIMBCO scrip5
#1423CRIMBCO wine3
#162CRIMBCOIDS mints13
#183CRIMBCOLOAF12
#45Cajun accordion1
#18Cantelope1
#13Caramel1
#15Carpricorn1
#54Celsius 2331
#16Ched1
#29Chester's Aquarius medallion2
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#53Chester's cutoffs2
#30Chester's moustache3
#27Chester's muscle shirt2
#91Chester's sunglasses1
#51ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#410Chroner24
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#61Cloaca Cola Polar110
#1078Cloaca grenade8
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#4Cocktails of the Age of Sail8
#37Coilyâ„¢2
#1037Cold Hots candy2
#81Cornbeefadon1
#9Covers-Your-Head2
#272Crimbo Candy Cookbook21
#41Crimbo Carol tattoo kit1
#44Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#43Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#441Crimbo Credit4
#278Crimbo Factory surprise box7
#35Crimbo cookie sheet1
#109Crimbo crystal shards1
#120Crimbo dinner2
#115Crimbo food scraps41
#44Crimbo salad10
🥈Crimbo smile1
#209Crimbo train emergency brake2
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#350Crimbo wreath2
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#139Crimbosmopolitan2
#53Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision2
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#268Crimbot battery1
#168Crimbot schematic: Big Head22
#243Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#38Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw1
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#259Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#245Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#144Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun3
#191Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun2
#205Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#209Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs16
#171Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan2
#26Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack1
#16Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler2
#219Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#146Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise27
#185Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis7
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#226Crimbot schematic: Power Arm13
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#216Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#24Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis1
#201Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker6
#199Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun16
#221Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet5
#152Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis26
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#39Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower1
#20Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs1
#46Crimbow Rainbo1
#1830Crimboween memo3
#126Crimboysters Rockefeller2
#31Crimbuccaneer bombjacket2
#86Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#82Crimbuccaneer captain's purse6
#7Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)10
#22Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)9
#209Crimbuccaneer flotsam1
#49Crimbuccaneer invasion map2
#8Crimbuccaneer lantern6
#44Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail23
#12Crimbuccaneer nose ring5
#332Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#63Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack2
#34Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso33
#8Crimbuccaneer runebone9
#28Crimbuccaneer shirt22
#51Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss2
#9Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate9
#4Crimbuccaneer tavern swab8
#83Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#134Crimbuccaneer whale oil1
#1999Crimbuck40
#17Cycloney1
#121D roll100
#287DNOTC Box1
#601Daffy Taffy48
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#129Dennis's blessing of Minerva1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#29Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog1
#79Disgeist1
#5Drapes-You-Regally2
#32Dreadsylvanian Almanac page314
#11Dreadsylvanian seed pod25
#20Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie1
#23Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket1
#13Dreadsylvanian stew1
#11Dressage1
#73Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice3
#4Drunkula's bell1
#9Drunkula's cape2
#7Drunkula's ring of haze1
#13Drunkula's silky pants2
#7Drunkula's wineglass1
#1514Dyspepsi grenade2
#211Effermintâ„¢ tablets4
#241Eldritch snap1
#162Elf Army machine parts1
#9Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts8
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
#18Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion7
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
#8Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping9
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#365Elf Guard MPC1
#12Elf Guard SCUBA tank4
#8Elf Guard broom4
#6Elf Guard clipboard8
#91Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#98Elf Guard eyedrops2
#25Elf Guard fuel tank3
#6Elf Guard hangover cure6
#43Elf Guard honor present7
#44Elf Guard hotpants3
#32Elf Guard insignia (general)4
#40Elf Guard insignia (private)4
#72Elf Guard mouthknife2
#73Elf Guard officer's sidearm2
#85Elf Guard patrol cap1
#94Elf Guard payroll bag2
#9Elf Guard red and white beret5
#32Elf Guard safety bear4
#19Elf Guard squirtgun3
#32Elf Guard strategic map3
#23Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo4
#99Elf Guard tinsel grenade9
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#11Elvish underarmor4
#257FDKOL commendation2,111
#10FDKOL fire hose2
#185FDKOL hotcakes25
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#164Fantasma en la Máquina10
#15FantasyRealm guest pass1
#15Faux1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#13Flan1
#127Freddie's blessing of Mercury1
🥇French slippers1
#95Friendliness Beverage100
#27Frosty's arm2
#211Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#27Frosty's nailbat3
#33Frosty's old silk hat3
#14Frosty's snowball sack3
#343Fudge Fiber Armor Plating2
#248Fudgie Roll1
#8Gazelleton1
#5Gets-You-Drunk14
#13Ghosprey1
#14Glamare1
#15Globmule1
#506Go-Wassail32
#78Good 'n' Slimy2
#15Gorillape1
#17Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog1
#11Great Wolf's beastly trousers1
#15Great Wolf's headband2
#28Great Wolf's left paw1
#8Great Wolf's lice1
#5Great Wolf's rocket launcher1
#398Gummi-Gnauga5
#125Gummy Brains2
#5HOA citation pad1
🥈HOA regulation book2
🥈HOA zombie eyes2
#108Haunted Sorority House staff guide49
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#24Hodgman's almanac2
#136Hodgman's blanket10
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#26Hodgman's garbage sticker2
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#66Hodgman's metal detector1
#98Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#109How to Play Othello4
#8Hungerâ„¢ Sauce21
#347Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#91Inndya trading card2
#155Inner Strength3
#82Inner Truth4
#170Inner Wisdom3
#156Jack-in-the-box33
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#110Jamaican coffee1
#55Kelflar vest3
#85Kissin' Cousins7
#90Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card2
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#73KoL Con 13 T-shirt27
🥇LWA ring1
#156La Fantasma y La Oscuridad10
#253Lars the Cyberian2
#14Lepardner1
#36Let Me Be!18
#44Libram of Pulled Taffy1
#26Lil' Snowball Factory8
#30Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab1
#121Lobos Mints2
#10Lump-Stacking for Beginners1
#7Mark of the Bugbear33
#8Mark of the Ghost39
🥉Mark of the Skeleton54
#5Mark of the Vampire56
#10Mark of the Werewolf26
#8Mark of the Zombie34
#47Maxing, Relaxing11
#44Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo5
#14Mayor Ghost's gavel1
#8Mayor Ghost's toupee2
#15Mechamelion1
#69Mer-kin begsign1
#82Mer-kin breastplate2
#66Mer-kin bunwig1
#59Mer-kin cancerstick2
#67Mer-kin cooljuice2
#68Mer-kin digpick2
#60Mer-kin fastjuice12
#63Mer-kin foodbucket20
#104Mer-kin healscroll8
#103Mer-kin hidepaint3
#113Mer-kin hookspear4
#132Mer-kin killscroll3
#46Mer-kin mouthsoap2
#81Mer-kin pinkslip2
#180Mer-kin prayerbeads1
#90Mer-kin pressureglobe2
#83Mer-kin roundshield2
#55Mer-kin saltsquid1
#54Mer-kin sawdust1
#13Mer-kin scholar tailpiece1
#65Mer-kin smartjuice1
#131Mer-kin sneakmask1
#127Mer-kin takebag3
#75Mer-kin thingpouch11
#82Mer-kin weaksauce1
#51Mer-kin wordquiz2
#164Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses14
#284Microplushie: Bropane43
#277Microplushie: Dorkonide13
#218Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid27
#294Microplushie: Fauxnerditide8
#268Microplushie: Gothochondria36
#254Microplushie: Hippylase56
#141Microplushie: Hipsterine10
#288Microplushie: Hobomosome22
#341Microplushie: Otakulone38
#205Microplushie: Raverdrine45
#187Microplushie: Sororitrate62
#32Milk Studs403
#73Mini-Crimbot crate2
#16Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet1
#11Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge1
#14Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves1
#78Moonds3
#232Morbidda trading card1
#15Morphan1
#51Mr. Joe's bangles20
#1114Mr. Mediocrebar38
#12Mustardigrade1
#31My First Paycheck envelope2
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#82Necbro wafers9
#29Neverending Party guest pass3
#127New Zealand iced tea100
#16New-You Club Membership Form1
#217Nightstalker perfume11
#196Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I6
#245Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II4
#265Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III3
#140Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV6
#78Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V12
#106Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI9
#21Nursine1
#54Ol' Scratch's ash can2
#40Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork2
#32Ol' Scratch's manacles2
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#157Ol' Scratch's salad fork9
#26Ol' Scratch's stove door2
#53Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat2
#17Oppossum1
#50Order of the Green Thumb Order Form1
#49Oscus's dumpster waders2
#26Oscus's flypaper pants2
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#53Oscus's pelt2
#118Othello's dagger1
#98Othello's handkerchief1
#95Othello's military jacket1
#331PEEZ dispenser2
#14Peaclock1
#15Pillowbug1
#15Pimpsqueak1
#13PirateRealm guest pass1
#89Poison Oak trading card2
#18Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip46
#23Pokëmann figurine: Duck26
#9Pokëmann figurine: Frank24
#18Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump32
#14Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking41
#21Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan30
#17Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap48
#15Pokëmann figurine: Moog22
#15Pokëmann figurine: Nothing33
#16Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu57
#16Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth20
#23Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf40
#17Pokëmann figurine: Twitter57
#14Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite50
#22Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth39
#67Prelude of Precision2
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#7Quiets-Your-Steps1
#98Rad Lib1
#144Raggedy Hippy doll2
#210Ralph IX cognac1
#118Rattlin' Chains2
#94Red Pill4
#371Red Rover BB gun9
#52Rock Garden Guide1
#1296Rock Pops30
#123Roman sadnals2
#159Rompedores de Fantasmas10
#204Roo trading card1
#17Ruffalo1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#125Science Notebook1
#927Senior Mints3
#152Sensual Massage for Creeps7
#16Sequestrian1
#81Serenity trading card2
#8Shudder2
#118Silver Bullet beer20
🥇Silver HP-35 Calculator1
#282Sinful Desires2
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#12Sledgehamster1
#13Slotter1
#13Smashmoth1
#18Snoutlet1
#15Spacegate access badge1
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#549Spooky Surprise Egg14
#44Spring Bros. ID badge1
#18Spring Bros. solenoid34
#17Squib1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#100Star Spawn1
#643Steal This Candy1
#65Stooper1
#15Straypler1
#243Strix stix1
#482Sugar Cog3
#128Summer Nights7
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
🥇Superhero Reboots1
#59Swedish coffee1
#101Sweet Sword2
#325Swizzler1
#197TI-9000 calculator1
#390Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro33
#427Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita27
#59Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier4
#436Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco26
#279Tales from the Fireside4
#587Tales of a Kansas Toymaker4
#41The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder2
#524The Cooler Out of Space1
#5The Encyclopedia of Fruit14
#42The Grand Poo-Bah trading card3
#53The Imploded World1
#493The Joy of Wassailing6
#72The Landscaper's leafblower1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#302The Necbronomicon1
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#77The Snake trading card2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#66The Superconductor's CPU1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#39They liver1
#76Thorny Toad trading card2
#75Thriller Ice1
#11Thunkula's drinking cap2
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#574Tiki lighter1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#14Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir3
#12Trafikoan1
#16Trainbot autoassembly module17
#175Trainbot circuitry1
#73Trainbot harness1
#136Trainbot linkages4
#77Trainbot luggage hook1
#146Trainbot optics3
#140Trainbot plating3
#72Trainbot radar monocle1
#160Trainbot servomotors1
#21Trainbot slag358
#148Trainbot tubing3
#52Travels with Jerry11
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#17Turtive1
#120Twelve Night Energy2
#47Twitching Television Tattoo1
#134Ultrasoldier Serum9
#34Unagnimated Gnome1
#48Uncle Buck2
#234Uncle Crimbo's Rations6
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#383Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide31
#22Underworld sapling2
🥈Underworld trunk1
#12Ungulant1
🥈Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate3
#10Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg1
#11Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword1
#13Unkillable Skeleton's shield1
#7Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards2
#11Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap2
#36Unspeakachu5
#11Vamprey1
#17Vaporpoise1
#41Vaso De Agua trading card3
#11Vulgure1
#31Wand of Oscus3
#18Warms-Your-Tush1
#209Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray3
#14Wendtigo1
#1632Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#81Woldo trading card2
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#584Workytime Tea2
#15Wullabye1
#16Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode5
#16Xiblaxian residence-cube1
#2187Yummy Tummy bean25
#221Z-Bone steak1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#23Zombo's grievous greaves3
#29Zombo's shield3
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#51Zombo's skullcap2
#203abandoned candy4
#73abstraction: action1
#67abstraction: category1
#54abstraction: certainty1
#22abstraction: comprehension1
#51abstraction: joy1
#55abstraction: motion1
#67abstraction: perception1
#71abstraction: purpose1
#83abstraction: sensation1
#76abstraction: thought1
#53accidental mutton1
#132accord ion1
#70accordion file1
#121accordionoid rocca1
#54adhesive tape dolly2
#14airplane charter: The Glaciest1
#67alarm accordion1
#41alien drugs80
#64alien protein powder3
#149alien source code printout2
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#205alphabet gum9
#85amber aviator shades2
#124ammonite candy mold1
#320ammonite fossil15
#10ancient Elf dessert spoon5
#67anemone nematocyst7
#29anise-flavored venom1
#204anniversary balloon7
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#346antique 8-Bit Power magazine4
#42antique accordion16
#401antique bottle opener2
#83antique nutcracker figurine4
#343antique painting of a landscape2
#354antique pair of blue jeans2
#340antique record album9
#384antique souvenir drawing2
#57antique spyglass1
#75apathetic lizardman doll2
#20artisanal homebrew sampler1
#188asbestos staff3
#125augmented-reality shades1
#124autocalliope1
#39automa-bot parts881
#35automatic wine thief1
#46baby bark scorpion1
#55baby chest mimic2
#75baby cuddlefish3
#766baby killer bee11
#11baby rigging snake7
#26bacteria bisque1
#32bad vibroknife1
#37bag of W&Ws451
#502bag of bones1
#36bag of sausage links1
#49bag of unfinished business1
#664balloon monkey2
#76ballpark hot daub1
#593banana6
#159banana supersucker3
#46banana-frosted king cake30
#337bananagate20
#93bananarama bangle1
#109banjo kazoo mount1
#121baritone accordion1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#182bark rootbeer5
#23barnacle-encrusted sweater6
#1462barrrnacle4
#998bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1193bath ball gift set2
#877battered Crimbo Crate8
#74bazookafish bubble gum63
#20bed of coals18
#232beefy fish meat1
#133beer-battered accordion1
#448beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#123belemnite candy mold1
#566belemnite fossil6
#154big bundle of chamoix1
#43big glob of skin5
#113big slimy cyst1
#397bindlestocking6
#72birdbone corset5
#188bite-me-red lipstick108
#60bitter pill1
#215black & tan11
#181black Crimbo ball4
#54black brandy1
#778black candy heart2
#205black forest cake21
#132black lotus1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#663black polka-dot oyster egg7
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#105black tear1
#137blank diary1
#246blank fudge mold1
#66blank prescription sheet3
#391blind-packed capsule toy5
#202blind-packed die-cast metal toy61
#18blob of Alphredoâ„¢16
#737blob-shaped Crimbo cookie9
#17blood kiwi1
#42blood sausage3
#317blood-faced volleyball1
#52blue grass37
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#881blue plasma ball2
#253blue plastic baby1
#1032blue plastic oyster egg4
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#96blueberry-frosted king cake13
#53boiling seal blood14
#301bone aperitif1
#118bone bandoneon1
#608bone chips14
#52bone crusher1
#277bone meal1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#42bottle of Bloodweiser5
#165bottle of Crimbognac1
#96bottle of bubbles120
#83bottle of drinkin' gas1
#22bottle of extra-strength melodramamine1
#57bottle of fire514
#470bottle of gin31
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#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 38,633 items total!

what items are this player missing?