| #145 | "caramel" orange | 11 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #78 | 25-meat staff | 2 |
| #31 | 4-dimensional fez | 8 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
| #242 | Alewife™ Ale | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #1067 | Angry Farmer candy | 30 |
| #315 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 2 |
| 🥇 | Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #59 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 14 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #148 | BGE pocket calendar | 5 |
| #331 | BGE shotglass | 23 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #53 | BOOterfinger | 5 |
| #58 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #195 | BRAINS shorts | 6 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #22 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #14 | BRICKO egg | 2 |
| #9 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 2 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #208 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 13 |
| #39 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 2 |
| #33 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| #24 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 14 |
| #118 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #29 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #120 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 2 |
| #253 | Blood Light | 16 |
| #13 | Bluzzard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #195 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 10 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #51 | Boss Drops | 16 |
| #46 | Bowlet | 3 |
| #59 | Boxing Day Pass | 2 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #123 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #59 | C.H.U.M. knife | 12 |
| #44 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1422 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #161 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 13 |
| #183 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 12 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #18 | Cantelope | 1 |
| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #27 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #420 | Chroner | 24 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #61 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 110 |
| #1075 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #6 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 8 |
| #37 | Coily™ | 2 |
| #1035 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #81 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #9 | Covers-Your-Head | 2 |
| #269 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 21 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #290 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 6 |
| #32 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #114 | Crimbo food scraps | 41 |
| #44 | Crimbo salad | 10 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #137 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #169 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 22 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #145 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 3 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 16 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 2 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #147 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 27 |
| #185 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 7 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #227 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 13 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #202 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 6 |
| #200 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 16 |
| #222 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 5 |
| #153 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 26 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #76 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 6 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 10 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 9 |
| #192 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #9 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 6 |
| #43 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 23 |
| #13 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 5 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 33 |
| #7 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 9 |
| #27 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 22 |
| #49 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 9 |
| #5 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 8 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #2072 | Crimbuck | 31 |
| #17 | Cycloney | 1 |
| #121 | D roll | 100 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #602 | Daffy Taffy | 48 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #5 | Drapes-You-Regally | 2 |
| #31 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 314 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 25 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #23 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #11 | Dressage | 1 |
| #73 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 3 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #9 | Drunkula's cape | 2 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #12 | Drunkula's silky pants | 2 |
| #7 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #1510 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #210 | Effermint™ tablets | 4 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #9 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 9 |
| #19 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 8 |
| #7 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 11 |
| #328 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #8 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 5 |
| #8 | Elf Guard broom | 4 |
| #6 | Elf Guard clipboard | 8 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 2 |
| #26 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 3 |
| #6 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 6 |
| #43 | Elf Guard honor present | 7 |
| #42 | Elf Guard hotpants | 3 |
| #33 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 4 |
| #38 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 4 |
| #68 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #67 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #86 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 2 |
| #8 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 5 |
| #31 | Elf Guard safety bear | 4 |
| #19 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 3 |
| #31 | Elf Guard strategic map | 3 |
| #24 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 4 |
| #89 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 9 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #11 | Elvish underarmor | 5 |
| #257 | FDKOL commendation | 2,111 |
| #10 | FDKOL fire hose | 2 |
| #185 | FDKOL hotcakes | 25 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #165 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 10 |
| #15 | Faux | 1 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #13 | Flan | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #93 | Friendliness Beverage | 100 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #26 | Frosty's nailbat | 3 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #14 | Frosty's snowball sack | 3 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #5 | Gets-You-Drunk | 14 |
| #13 | Ghosprey | 1 |
| #14 | Glamare | 1 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #503 | Go-Wassail | 32 |
| #78 | Good 'n' Slimy | 2 |
| #15 | Gorillape | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #14 | Great Wolf's headband | 2 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #396 | Gummi-Gnauga | 5 |
| #126 | Gummy Brains | 2 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| 🥈 | HOA regulation book | 2 |
| 🥈 | HOA zombie eyes | 2 |
| #108 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 49 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #59 | Hodgman's blanket | 20 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #104 | How to Play Othello | 4 |
| #8 | Hunger™ Sauce | 21 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #90 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #237 | Jack-in-the-box | 25 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #51 | Kelflar vest | 3 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #85 | Kissin' Cousins | 7 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #69 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 27 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #156 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 10 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #36 | Let Me Be! | 18 |
| #45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #25 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 8 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #121 | Lobos Mints | 2 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #7 | Mark of the Bugbear | 33 |
| #8 | Mark of the Ghost | 39 |
| 🥉 | Mark of the Skeleton | 54 |
| #5 | Mark of the Vampire | 56 |
| #10 | Mark of the Werewolf | 26 |
| #8 | Mark of the Zombie | 34 |
| #47 | Maxing, Relaxing | 11 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #8 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 2 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #81 | Mer-kin breastplate | 2 |
| #65 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #59 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 2 |
| #66 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 2 |
| #68 | Mer-kin digpick | 2 |
| #60 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 12 |
| #63 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 20 |
| #102 | Mer-kin healscroll | 8 |
| #103 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 3 |
| #113 | Mer-kin hookspear | 4 |
| #132 | Mer-kin killscroll | 3 |
| #46 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 2 |
| #81 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 2 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #90 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 2 |
| #81 | Mer-kin roundshield | 2 |
| #53 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #64 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #128 | Mer-kin takebag | 3 |
| #74 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 11 |
| #81 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 2 |
| #164 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 14 |
| #282 | Microplushie: Bropane | 43 |
| #274 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 13 |
| #214 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 27 |
| #291 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 8 |
| #265 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 36 |
| #252 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 56 |
| #139 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 10 |
| #285 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 22 |
| #339 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 38 |
| #201 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 45 |
| #186 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 62 |
| #32 | Milk Studs | 403 |
| #74 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #78 | Moonds | 3 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #51 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 20 |
| #1115 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 38 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #28 | My First Paycheck envelope | 2 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #84 | Necbro wafers | 9 |
| #29 | Neverending Party guest pass | 3 |
| #126 | New Zealand iced tea | 100 |
| #217 | Nightstalker perfume | 11 |
| #21 | Nursine | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #156 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #332 | PEEZ dispenser | 2 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #24 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #14 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| #11 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #89 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #18 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 46 |
| #22 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 26 |
| #9 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 24 |
| #18 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 32 |
| #14 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 41 |
| #21 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 30 |
| #17 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 48 |
| #15 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 22 |
| #15 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 33 |
| #15 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 57 |
| #16 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 20 |
| #23 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 40 |
| #16 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 57 |
| #14 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 50 |
| #22 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 39 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #96 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #118 | Rattlin' Chains | 2 |
| #95 | Red Pill | 4 |
| #372 | Red Rover BB gun | 9 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #1295 | Rock Pops | 30 |
| #121 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #159 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 10 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #17 | Ruffalo | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #926 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #16 | Sequestrian | 1 |
| #80 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #8 | Shudder | 2 |
| #116 | Silver Bullet beer | 20 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #12 | Sledgehamster | 1 |
| #13 | Slotter | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #18 | Snoutlet | 1 |
| #17 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #549 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 14 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #15 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 34 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #31 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 2 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 3 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #5 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 2 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #24 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 2 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 3 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #64 | Stooper | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #480 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #128 | Summer Nights | 7 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #57 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #100 | Sweet Sword | 2 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #390 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 33 |
| #427 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 27 |
| #59 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 4 |
| #436 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 26 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #7 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 14 |
| #42 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 3 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #77 | The Snake trading card | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #73 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #10 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #16 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 17 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #135 | Trainbot linkages | 4 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #145 | Trainbot optics | 3 |
| #139 | Trainbot plating | 3 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #21 | Trainbot slag | 358 |
| #147 | Trainbot tubing | 3 |
| #51 | Travels with Jerry | 11 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| #114 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #134 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 9 |
| #35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #40 | Uncle Buck | 3 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #385 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 31 |
| #22 | Underworld sapling | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 3 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 2 |
| #33 | Unspeakachu | 6 |
| #11 | Vamprey | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #41 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 3 |
| #11 | Vulgure | 1 |
| #31 | Wand of Oscus | 3 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #204 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 3 |
| #14 | Wendtigo | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #80 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 5 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| #28 | Yorick | 1 |
| #2189 | Yummy Tummy bean | 25 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #22 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 3 |
| #29 | Zombo's shield | 3 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #203 | abandoned candy | 4 |
| #71 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #67 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #52 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #21 | abstraction: comprehension | 1 |
| #51 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
| #54 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #67 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #71 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #83 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #75 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #54 | adhesive tape dolly | 2 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #40 | alien drugs | 80 |
| #64 | alien protein powder | 3 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #204 | alphabet gum | 9 |
| #83 | amber aviator shades | 2 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #319 | ammonite fossil | 15 |
| #10 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 5 |
| #66 | anemone nematocyst | 7 |
| #29 | anise-flavored venom | 1 |
| #204 | anniversary balloon | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #343 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #41 | antique accordion | 16 |
| #399 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #84 | antique nutcracker figurine | 4 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #58 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #188 | asbestos staff | 3 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #38 | automa-bot parts | 881 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #57 | baby chest mimic | 2 |
| #104 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #814 | baby killer bee | 10 |
| #12 | baby rigging snake | 7 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #36 | bag of W&Ws | 451 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #36 | bag of sausage links | 1 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #593 | banana | 6 |
| #159 | banana supersucker | 3 |
| #46 | banana-frosted king cake | 30 |
| #337 | bananagate | 20 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #184 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #23 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 6 |
| #1459 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #73 | bazookafish bubble gum | 63 |
| #19 | bed of coals | 18 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #564 | belemnite fossil | 6 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #43 | big glob of skin | 5 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #151 | big stick | 2 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #397 | bindlestocking | 6 |
| #72 | birdbone corset | 5 |
| #188 | bite-me-red lipstick | 108 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #214 | black & tan | 11 |
| #179 | black Crimbo ball | 4 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #777 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #203 | black forest cake | 21 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #662 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #103 | black tear | 1 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #65 | blank prescription sheet | 3 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| #202 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 61 |
| #18 | blob of Alphredo™ | 16 |
| #736 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #17 | blood kiwi | 1 |
| #42 | blood sausage | 3 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #52 | blue grass | 37 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #879 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #96 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 13 |
| #53 | boiling seal blood | 14 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #609 | bone chips | 14 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #40 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 5 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #95 | bottle of bubbles | 120 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of extra-strength melodramamine | 1 |
| #57 | bottle of fire | 514 |
| #466 | bottle of gin | 31 |
| #19 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #57 | bottle of melodramamine | 2 |
| #85 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #150 | boulder | 15 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #120 | bowl of Jeal-O | 31 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #301 | box of Dweebs | 3 |
| #75 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #77 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #67 | boxed gumball machine | 2 |
| #257 | bread line | 4 |
| #144 | bread man | 4 |
| #75 | bread pie | 11 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #85 | breakfast mess | 134 |
| #61 | breakfast miracle | 6 |
| #1784 | brick | 7 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #847 | brine | 15 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #27 | brown pirate pants | 3 |
| #170 | brown plastic baby | 4 |
| #237 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | bubbling tempura batter | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #79 | cabooze | 8 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #51 | can of mixed everything | 3 |
| #172 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 44 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #645 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #74 | candied lime | 1 |
| #559 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #194 | candied yams | 42 |
| #716 | candy brain | 2 |
| #116 | candy cigarette | 22 |
| #31 | candy crayons | 3 |
| #12 | candy harmonica | 17 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #48 | candy necktie | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #70 | cannonbomb | 5 |
| #34 | canteen of eggnog | 2 |
| #502 | canteen of wine | 54 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #172 | carton of rotten eggs | 12 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #39 | centurion helmet | 2 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #75 | charisma potion | 4 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #24 | chest of "pirate gold" | 3 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #123 | choco-Crimbot | 13 |
| #381 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
| #46 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #114 | chocolate pasta spoon | 7 |
| #12 | chocolate puppy | 4 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #71 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 24 |
| #31 | chocomotive | 12 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
| #155 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #221 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #82 | clear Russian | 11 |
| #9 | clerical automa-core | 12 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #75 | cloning kit | 25 |
| 🥇 | closed-circuit pay phone | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #217 | cocoa egg | 67 |
| #56 | cod cape | 1 |
| #11 | cold cluster | 3 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #90 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 22 |
| #607 | colorful plastic ball | 3 |
| #36 | comfy coffin | 18 |
| #52 | communal gobstopper | 8 |
| #5 | complicated lock impression | 7 |
| #108 | concentrated garbage juice | 7 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| #21 | cool iron ingot | 1 |
| #4 | cooling iron breastplate | 1 |
| #4 | cooling iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cooling iron helmet | 1 |
| #100 | corncob pipe | 14 |
| #141 | corned beet | 1 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #457 | corrupted data | 18 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #15 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 2 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #290 | crowbarrr | 8 |
| #126 | crown-shaped beanie | 2 |
| #91 | crusty hula hoop | 5 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #272 | cup of infinite pencils | 5 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| 🥇 | cursed monkey's paw | 1 |
| #80 | cursed scrunchie | 16 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #73 | damp bar rag | 5 |
| #54 | daub-breaker | 5 |
| #53 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #24 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 10 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #8 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 5 |
| #62 | deadly lampshade | 11 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #55 | decaying goldfish liver | 136 |
| #17 | decaying wooden oar | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #130 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #449 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #882 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #940 | dill | 26 |
| #66 | diluted makeup | 15 |
| #26 | dinged-up triangle | 3 |
| #64 | discarded swimming trunks | 4 |
| #57 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 25 |
| #52 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 26 |
| #67 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 21 |
| #57 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 26 |
| #67 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 19 |
| #89 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 16 |
| #102 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 14 |
| #60 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 22 |
| #92 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 15 |
| #73 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 19 |
| #90 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 15 |
| #80 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 17 |
| #61 | discocktail | 136 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #73 | dog ointment | 2 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #112 | dolphin whistle | 2 |
| #426 | donated booze | 5 |
| #186 | donated food | 54 |
| #87 | double-ice gum | 2 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #36 | drafty drawers | 2 |
| #75 | dragonfish caviar | 3 |
| #14 | dread tarragon | 6 |
| #22 | dreadful roast | 5 |
| #25 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 489 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #164 | droll monocle | 5 |
| #188 | drop of water-37 | 69 |
| #58 | drum of pomade | 21 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #15 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 11 |
| #179 | dull fish scale | 35 |
| #283 | dusty Crimbo crate | 37 |
| #421 | dusty bottle of Port | 34 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #101 | ear poison | 35 |
| #26 | eau de mort | 2 |
| #67 | eel battery | 3 |
| #71 | eel sauce | 2 |
| #57 | eel skin | 3 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #37 | eggwater | 7 |
| #95 | eldritch alignment spray | 4 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #279 | eldritch effluvium | 19 |
| #50 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| 🥉 | eldritch hat | 2 |
| #47 | eldritch ichor | 202 |
| #4 | eldritch pants | 2 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #13 | electric Kool-Aid | 12 |
| #86 | electric crutch | 2 |
| #95 | electric pants | 3 |
| #390 | electrical thingamabob | 6 |
| #982 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #996 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #603 | elven moonshine | 16 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #15 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 2 |
| #50 | epic wad | 15 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #58 | essential soy | 2 |
| #54 | essential tofu | 3 |
| #13 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #112 | extra-greasy slider | 23 |
| #141 | extra-see-thru nightie | 4 |
| #50 | extremely confusing manual | 7 |
| #121 | extremely skinny jeans | 8 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #87 | fancy canapés | 5 |
| #1812 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #128 | fertilized ghuol egg | 4 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #178 | fiery wing | 38 |
| #26 | filth-encrusted futon | 19 |
| #14 | fire axe | 2 |
| #30 | fireman's helmet | 2 |
| #46 | fish bazooka | 2 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #78 | flamin' bindle | 7 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #246 | flask of mining oil | 2 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #182 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #84 | flytrap pellet | 5 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #40 | foam pistol | 2 |
| #105 | foetid seal tear | 57 |
| #22 | folder (owl) | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #495 | fossilized limb | 12 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #222 | fossilized spike | 20 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #640 | fossilized torso | 3 |
| #307 | fossilized wing | 11 |
| #139 | fossilized wyrm skull | 6 |
| #63 | frayed rope belt | 18 |
| #11 | free boots | 4 |
| #41 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 10 |
| #93 | freezin' bindle | 6 |
| #26 | freightcake | 13 |
| #54 | frigid air mattress | 9 |
| #290 | frigid fudgepuck | 11 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #99 | frozen banquet | 19 |
| #102 | fruit basket | 2 |
| #74 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #185 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #36 | frying brainpan | 2 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #252 | fudge lily | 24 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1159 | fudgecule | 26 |
| #53 | fudgecycle | 4 |
| #81 | fudgesicle | 6 |
| #81 | funhouse mirror | 11 |
| #37 | future drug: Coolscaline | 63 |
| #43 | future drug: Muscularactum | 51 |
| #43 | future drug: Smartinex | 58 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #81 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #170 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 2 |
| #17 | gator skin | 260 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #138 | ghost beer | 2 |
| #1034 | ghost cucumber | 28 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #11 | ghost pepper | 14 |
| #134 | ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #47 | ghost thread | 2 |
| #265 | ghostly body paint | 18 |
| #11 | giant candy cane | 65 |
| #48 | giant cheesestick | 2 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #162 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #31 | giant shrimp fork | 8 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #19 | gingerbeard | 1 |
| #7 | gingerbread hoodie | 80 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #118 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #90 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #74 | gingerbread robot | 9 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #17 | glass of herbal tequila | 113 |
| #136 | gleaming oyster egg | 3 |
| #182 | glistening oyster egg | 2 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #110 | glob of green slime | 16 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #269 | goat | 2 |
| #20 | gold tooth | 25 |
| #97 | golden fleece | 3 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #290 | gooified animal matter | 2 |
| #230 | gooified mineral matter | 5 |
| #270 | gooified vegetable matter | 3 |
| #61 | government | 2 |
| #87 | government cheese | 50 |
| #54 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 11 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #202 | grass clippings | 2 |
| #633 | gray bow tie | 10 |
| #323 | green beer | 44 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #732 | green gummi ingot | 14 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #63 | grimstone mask | 6 |
| #111 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #19 | grisly shell fragment | 37 |
| #55 | grog nuts | 9 |
| #64 | groping claw | 1 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale | 5 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #47 | guts necklace | 1 |
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| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
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| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
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| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #61 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 1 |
| #147 | heavy crown | 4 |
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| #39 | hep waders | 8 |
| #199 | herbal stuffing | 36 |
| #1139 | herringcello | 17 |
| #348 | hideous egg | 9 |
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| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #595 | hobo nickel | 302 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #109 | holiday log | 2 |
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| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
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| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
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| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
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| #11 | intricate music box parts | 2 |
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| #45 | ironic mint | 4 |
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| #44 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 2 |
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| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
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| #433 | jerky coins | 45 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
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| #105 | kiwi | 60 |
| #130 | kiwi beak | 10 |
| #700 | knuckle sandwich | 27 |
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| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
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| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
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| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #46 | law-abiding citizen cane | 14 |
| #137 | lawn dart | 3 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #14 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 2 |
| #55 | legitimate business on the beach | 100 |
| #42 | length of old fuse | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #119 | letterman's jacket | 2 |
| #37 | lewd playing card | 45 |
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| #225 | linoleum staff | 3 |
| #106 | lint | 7 |
| #55 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 26 |
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| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #19 | loaf of alien bread | 16 |
| #220 | lollipop stick | 339 |
| #33 | lost elf luggage | 208 |
| #67 | lucky bottlecap | 18 |
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| #191 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #123 | madius | 2 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #133 | magnificent oyster egg | 3 |
| #57 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #124 | makeshift crane | 2 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #18 | massive wrench | 4 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #363 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #70 | meatspout staff | 2 |
| #46 | medium slimy cyst | 5 |
| #72 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
| #30 | midget clownfish | 2 |
| #105 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #39 | mime soul fragment | 149 |
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| #41 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
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| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
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| #29 | modern picture frame | 1 |
| #139 | mojo filter | 11 |
| #73 | molten brick | 176 |
| #178 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #40 | mulled wine | 2 |
| #14 | multi-level marzipan | 18 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #24 | nastygeist | 112 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #235 | necrotizing body spray | 40 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #14 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #74 | nugget of Crimbonium | 75 |
| #119 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
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| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #7 | offensive moustache | 1 |
| #83 | officer's nog | 3 |
| #37 | old ball and chain | 1 |
| #63 | old chum | 1 |
| #14 | old dry bone | 4 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #80 | old school flying disc | 6 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #16 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 15 |
| #23 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 2 |
| #16 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 5 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #29 | outlaw bandana | 27 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #97 | overloaded micro-reactor | 35 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #533 | pack of pogs | 31 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #59 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #81 | pair of government shades | 8 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #184 | panhandle panhandling hat | 9 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #385 | party hat | 5 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #560 | patent leather shoes | 11 |
| #88 | pawn cookie | 4 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #285 | peanut brittle shield | 11 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #256 | pearidot | 26 |
| #195 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #73 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #987 | penguin focaccia bread | 19 |
| #479 | penguin thesaurus | 15 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #15 | peppermint rhino baby | 4 |
| #79 | peppermint tack | 5 |
| #423 | peppermint tailings | 3 |
| #72 | peppermint-scented socks | 6 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #43 | pet anchor | 6 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #41 | petit fortran | 11 |
| #714 | petrified wood | 9 |
| #264 | phish stick | 5 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #121 | piece of after eight | 5 |
| #39 | piece of coral | 19 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #148 | ping-pong ball | 11 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #10 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 6 |
| #26 | pirate encryption key alpha | 3 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #88 | pitted sheet metal | 32 |
| #151 | pixel cross | 4 |
| #115 | pixel holy water | 6 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #967 | pixellated candy heart | 9 |
| #202 | pixellated moneybag | 2 |
| #37 | plaid cowboy hat | 14 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #176 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #9 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 2 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #92 | plastic cup of beer | 34 |
| #468 | plastic ingot | 2 |
| #30 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
| #39 | plumber's lunch | 2 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #294 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #211 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #313 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #226 | pog #09 (pirate) | 5 |
| #229 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #178 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 6 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #84 | poisonsettia | 25 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #40 | portable steam unit | 4 |
| #20 | portable table | 54 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #849 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #13 | powdered powdered sugar | 16 |
| #46 | prank Crimbo card | 4 |
| #159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
| #92 | press-on ribs | 71 |
| #339 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #126 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #35 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #79 | projectile chemistry set | 21 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #356 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #90 | pufferfish spine | 6 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #6 | punching mirror | 7 |
| #148 | purple glowstick | 11 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #94 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 3 |
| #77 | radiation-resistant helmet | 22 |
| #111 | radiator heater shield | 2 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #86 | ram stick | 91 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #35 | rattler rattle | 65 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #74 | red ale | 7 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #162 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #833 | red gummi ingot | 8 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #162 | red plastic baby | 3 |
| #913 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #181 | red striped oyster egg | 14 |
| #110 | red wagon | 4 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #265 | red-and-green sweater | 11 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #41 | remorseless knife | 2 |
| #14 | replica Elf Guard medal | 3 |
| #116 | respected companion biscuit | 2 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #282 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #186 | ribbon candy | 6 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #901 | ridiculous cocktail | 2 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #831 | ridiculous sandwich | 2 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #60 | rocket fuel | 7 |
| #135 | roll of Hob-Os | 8 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #78 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #97 | rough fish scale | 8 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #32 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 17 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #30 | rusty valve wheel | 1 |
| #179 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 7 |
| #154 | salinated mint julep | 3 |
| #96 | salt wages | 58 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #18 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 15 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #37 | scary death orb | 4 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #97 | scotch on the rocks | 4 |
| #51 | sea avocado | 11 |
| #167 | sea blueberry | 3 |
| #156 | sea broccoli | 3 |
| #72 | sea carrot | 6 |
| #75 | sea cauliflower | 18 |
| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
| #64 | sea cucumber | 8 |
| #78 | sea grease | 1 |
| #59 | sea honeydew | 7 |
| #85 | sea lace | 2 |
| #62 | sea lasso | 2 |
| #103 | sea leather | 2 |
| #65 | sea lychee | 5 |
| #152 | sea persimmon | 4 |
| #128 | sea radish | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #80 | sea salt scrubs | 2 |
| #64 | sea tangelo | 5 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #94 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #109 | seaweed | 4 |
| #15 | security automa-core | 6 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #19 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #13 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 7 |
| #73 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 22 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #52 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #12 | shadow candle | 1 |
| #66 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #65 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #58 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #19 | shadow hot dog | 1 |
| #54 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #20 | shadow martini | 1 |
| #14 | shadow monocle | 1 |
| #61 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #10 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #19 | shadow pill | 1 |
| #68 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #58 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #72 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #55 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #64 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #73 | shark jumper | 2 |
| #30 | sharpened hubcap | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #18 | shipwright's hammer | 24 |
| #519 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 3 |
| #25 | shot of mescal | 97 |
| #511 | shot of orange schnapps | 3 |
| #530 | shot of tomato schnapps | 3 |
| #13 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #22 | shuddering cow skull | 2 |
| #24 | silent beret | 2 |
| #62 | silent pea shooter | 20 |
| #117 | silver shotgun shell | 4 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #84 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 21 |
| #57 | skeleton beans | 10 |
| #49 | ski resort souvenir crate | 1 |
| #6 | skulldozer egg | 11 |
| #109 | slab of sponge | 4 |
| #17 | sleaze cluster | 2 |
| #61 | sleazy bindle | 9 |
| #77 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #434 | sleeping stocking | 6 |
| #320 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #86 | sleeve deuce | 78 |
| #12 | slime-covered club | 2 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| 🥉 | slime-covered lantern | 2 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #11 | slime-covered shovel | 3 |
| #7 | slime-covered speargun | 2 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #87 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #91 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 3 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #106 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 193 |
| #108 | slimy sweetbreads | 179 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #124 | smoking grass | 733 |
| #5 | smoldering leafcutter ant egg | 2 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #52 | snowstick | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #118 | soggy seed packet | 12 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #81 | soyburger juice | 5 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #40 | space invader | 1 |
| #173 | space junk | 7 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #13 | space planula | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #105 | sparking robo-battery | 34 |
| #91 | spectral pickle | 262 |
| #145 | spice melange | 1 |
| #696 | spider web | 20 |
| #40 | spirit bed | 2 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #84 | spirit blanket | 5 |
| #73 | spirit gum | 77 |
| #82 | spirit mattress | 5 |
| #85 | spirit pillow | 5 |
| #80 | spirit sheet | 5 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #22 | spooky bindle | 19 |
| #242 | spooky hockey mask | 6 |
| #28 | spooky lasso | 70 |
| #427 | spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #413 | spooky sap | 20 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #220 | spooky stick | 52 |
| #79 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 7 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #414 | squirming egg sac | 23 |
| #44 | squirmy violent party snack | 2 |
| #30 | stained mattress | 18 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #136 | star starfish | 3 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #73 | steamed oyster | 30 |
| #120 | steamy ruby | 13 |
| #17 | stench cluster | 1 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #105 | stink-penny | 60 |
| #98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
| #9 | stinking agaricus | 6 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #332 | strange cube | 4 |
| #68 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #254 | strawberyl | 29 |
| #1866 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2025 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1837 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #539 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 82 |
| #1966 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #1917 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #615 | stuffed Meat | 77 |
| #87 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2153 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #1408 | stuffed astral badger | 37 |
| #1862 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #77 | stuffed carpenter | 3 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #1896 | stuffed cocoabo | 26 |
| #415 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 17 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #77 | stuffed dodo | 4 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1612 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1894 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #33 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 130 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1752 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #514 | stuffed key | 114 |
| #22 | stuffed kraken | 8 |
| #359 | stuffed martini | 27 |
| #1739 | stuffed mind flayer | 30 |
| #392 | stuffed mink | 112 |
| #426 | stuffed monocle | 106 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1576 | stuffed scary death orb | 33 |
| #735 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 29 |
| #2189 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2290 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #1711 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #1787 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #488 | stuffed teddy butler | 96 |
| #567 | stuffed tin of caviar | 83 |
| #471 | stuffed treasure chest | 122 |
| #2295 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #110 | stuffed walrus | 2 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #439 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 36 |
| #8 | sturdy cane | 1,732 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #279 | sucker scaffold | 39 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #108 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #87 | sun-dried tofu | 4 |
| #86 | sundae ration | 3 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #483 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #22 | suspicious package | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #33 | synthetic rock | 3 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #106 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 5 |
| #161 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #242 | tawdry amethyst | 3 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥉 | teddy borg | 2,618 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #48 | tempura avocado | 1 |
| #55 | tempura broccoli | 1 |
| #41 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #73 | thermos of brew | 6 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #58 | throwing bone | 16 |
| #26 | throwing candy | 89 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #46 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 23 |
| #79 | tiny barrel | 19 |
| #391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #80 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #51 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 7 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #222 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #191 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 8 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #109 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #407 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 7 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #121 | tiny fly glasses | 2 |
| #14 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 13 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #766 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #7 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 3 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 31 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Armory | 3 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #7 | tiny plastic Bar | 3 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #104 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 20 |
| #169 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 13 |
| #566 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 8 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 3 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #939 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 10 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #6 | tiny plastic Cafe | 3 |
| #121 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 30 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 2 |
| #742 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 23 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 10 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 5 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 3 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 3 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #6 | tiny plastic Factory | 3 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 37 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic G Imp | 12 |
| #99 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #730 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 35 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #96 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 11 |
| #537 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 13 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 7 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Mirth | 3 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #128 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 28 |
| #714 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Penny | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #647 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 11 |
| #187 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 12 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 10 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #118 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 30 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #184 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 12 |
| #751 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 10 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #114 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 3 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #66 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #554 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 13 |
| #677 | tiny plastic angry goat | 25 |
| #97 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 37 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #582 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 12 |
| #146 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #157 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 24 |
| #642 | tiny plastic beanbat | 11 |
| #131 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 29 |
| #99 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 35 |
| #159 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 24 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #108 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 33 |
| #142 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 27 |
| #1103 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 16 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #728 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 10 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #113 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 33 |
| #191 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 21 |
| #19 | tiny plastic caboose | 2 |
| #112 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 33 |
| #22 | tiny plastic chem lab | 2 |
| #170 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #19 | tiny plastic coal car | 2 |
| #962 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
| #76 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 4 |
| #505 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 9 |
| #592 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 12 |
| #735 | tiny plastic demoninja | 10 |
| #17 | tiny plastic dining car | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #59 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 2 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #658 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #115 | tiny plastic fire servant | 18 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #23 | tiny plastic food lab | 2 |
| #715 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 10 |
| #998 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #734 | tiny plastic grue | 23 |
| #939 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #1006 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 18 |
| #116 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 32 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic killer bee | 17 |
| #731 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 10 |
| #762 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 23 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 16 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #18 | tiny plastic locomotive | 2 |
| #143 | tiny plastic moneybee | 28 |
| #1298 | tiny plastic mosquito | 14 |
| #17 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 3 |
| #141 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 27 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #27 | tiny plastic nog lab | 2 |
| #17 | tiny plastic passenger car | 2 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #146 | tiny plastic peacannon | 14 |
| #23 | tiny plastic primary lab | 2 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #433 | tiny plastic sauceror | 10 |
| #625 | tiny plastic scary clown | 12 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #62 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 2 |
| #520 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 13 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #607 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 12 |
| #205 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 11 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #633 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 26 |
| #663 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #660 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 14 |
| #954 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #126 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 16 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #82 | tiny plastic trollipop | 4 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #109 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #1444 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #453 | tiny plastic zmobie | 15 |
| #151 | tiny slimy cyst | 8 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #183 | tofurkey gravy | 42 |
| #184 | tofurkey leg | 42 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #50 | tonguebone | 1 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #241 | tourmalime | 29 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #36 | transparent pants | 2 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #483 | trilobite fossil | 8 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #43 | tropical island souvenir crate | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #224 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #96 | unbearable light | 2 |
| #296 | unearthed potsherd | 9 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #72 | unidentified drink | 50 |
| #97 | universal biscuit | 18 |
| #16 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #54 | unquiet spirits | 42 |
| #67 | unremarkable duffel bag | 1 |
| #93 | unsanitized scalpel | 2 |
| #1368 | unstable DNA | 21 |
| #181 | unused soap | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #20 | urchin roe | 2 |
| #65 | vampire pellet | 7 |
| #265 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #51 | vengeful spirit | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #51 | vial of hot blood | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #324 | volcanic ash | 12 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #64 | wad of cotton | 32 |
| #119 | wad of slimy rags | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #60 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #161 | warbear beeping telegram | 8 |
| #27 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 14 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #40 | warbear drone assembler | 13 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #64 | warbear empathy chip | 9 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #79 | warbear exhaust manifold | 3 |
| #117 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #194 | warbear gyrocopter | 5 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #77 | warbear metalworking primer | 13 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #54 | warbear officer requisition box | 16 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #312 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #59 | warbear requisition box | 109 |
| #190 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 7 |
| #91 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 12 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #16 | warbear soda machine assembler | 23 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #228 | warbear whosit | 717 |
| #41 | warm fur | 1 |
| #204 | water wings | 6 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #37 | waterlogged bootstraps | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #38 | wax banana | 1 |
| #28 | wet tack | 2 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #17 | whalegun | 3 |
| #112 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #85 | whisker pencil | 90 |
| #31 | whiskey in a broken glass | 91 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #12 | white Dreadsylvanian | 1 |
| #15 | white arm towel | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #390 | wind-up meatcar | 28 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #56 | witch's brew | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #46 | wolfskull mask | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #23 | wriggling severed nose | 7 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #138 | wriggling worm | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #177 | yam candy | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #943 | yellow gummi ingot | 3 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #630 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #80 | yule hatchet | 6 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |