Museum :: I am here

I am here_why

Rank	Item	Quantity
#20	4-dimensional fez	16
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#131	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#49	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#88	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#54	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	4
#45	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	3
#23	A. W. O. L. commendation	152
#112	Ancient Protector Soda	5
#573	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#36	BOOterfinger	11
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#48	Big Punk	7
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#96	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#80	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	4
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#1267	Cloaca grenade	5
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#696	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#93	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	50
#60	Crimbo salad	8
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#39	Crimbot battery	100
#59	D roll	204
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#104	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#655	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#21	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#373	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#47	Fantasma en la Máquina	100
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#107	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
#50	Friendliness Beverage	208
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#31	Go-Wassail	774
#4	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	2
#86	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#10	Gygaxian Libram	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#257	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#1202	Instant Karma	1
#73	Jack-in-the-box	60
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#6	Jarlsberg's pan	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#15	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	2
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
#53	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	96
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#22	Microplushie: Bropane	333
#39	Microplushie: Dorkonide	79
#36	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	107
#36	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	57
#29	Microplushie: Gothochondria	215
#34	Microplushie: Hippylase	299
#28	Microplushie: Hipsterine	34
#33	Microplushie: Hobomosome	141
#34	Microplushie: Otakulone	311
#27	Microplushie: Raverdrine	196
#32	Microplushie: Sororitrate	230
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#972	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#44	Moonds	8
#51	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#78	NPZR chemistry set	89
#70	New Zealand iced tea	184
🥇	Party Tattoo™ gift certificate	1
#45	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#30	Roman sadnals	13
#55	Rompedores de Fantasmas	92
#78	S.A.V.E. flyer	5
#135	Schrödinger's thermos	200
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#12	Small Medium	3
#20	Snow Suit	1
#29	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	2
#25	Strix stix	122
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#69	TI-9000 calculator	47
#23	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	917
#20	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	871
#23	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	826
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#131	The Art of Slapfighting	9
#205	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	7
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#33	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#313	Travels with Jerry	4
#53	Twelve Night Energy	16
#15	Unagnimated Gnome	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#78	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	200
#296	Uncle Romulus	4
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#10	Xi Receiver Unit	1
#79	Z-Bone steak	45
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#19	adventurer clone egg	2
#10	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
#4	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	4
#15	airplane charter: The Glaciest	1
#84	alien drugs	36
#149	alien source code printout	2
#657	ammonite fossil	5
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#852	anniversary gift box	5
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#46	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	25
#149	antique bottle opener	6
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#26	antique pair of blue jeans	22
#132	antique record album	21
#26	antique souvenir drawing	20
#769	aspirin	1
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#7	augmented-reality shades	100
🥈	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	2
#46	baby bark scorpion	1
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#1715	baconstone	3
#502	bag of bones	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#1145	banana	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#549	bananagate	9
#20	banjo kazoo mount	15
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#768	battered Crimbo Crate	10
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#566	belemnite fossil	6
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#257	black plastic oyster egg	17
#1001	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#464	black spot	1
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#138	blank diary	1
🥇	blank note	1
#32	blank prescription sheet	11
#75	blind-packed capsule toy	242
#99	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	163
#29	blob of Alphredo™	12
#689	blue class ring	2
#18	blue grass	109
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#279	blue polka-dot oyster egg	14
#259	blue striped oyster egg	16
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#96	bone aperitif	6
#124	bone meal	4
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#80	borrowed time	9
#432	bottle of Blank-Out	20
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#36	bowl of Jeal-O	302
#19	box of bear arms	2
#6258	box of sunshine	3
#30	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	2
#173	bread line	5
#68	breaded beer	6
#53	brine	258
#62	broken warbear gyrocopter	2
#141	bubble-wrap simulator	6
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#797	bunny liver	2
#155	can of Binarrrca	71
#486	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#175	candied bolts	6
#425	candied nuts	4
#187	candy cigarette	8
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#78	centurion helmet	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#70	cold hi mein	18
#103	cold seal sweat	31
#355	collection of tiny spooky objects	2
#252	comfy pillow	1
#71	communal gobstopper	7
#456	cookie cookie	2
#897	corpse on the beach	5
#854	corpsedriver	5
#785	corpsetini	6
#355	corrupted data	36
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#433	cream pie	1
#11	crystalline seal eye	2
#124	das boot	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#87	delicious star salad	1
#68	deluxe fax machine	4
#137	designer handbag	18
#24	dill	833
#24	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	49
#38	disco horoscope (Aries)	34
#31	disco horoscope (Cancer)	42
#31	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	40
#32	disco horoscope (Gemini)	39
#41	disco horoscope (Leo)	34
#33	disco horoscope (Libra)	43
#40	disco horoscope (Pisces)	34
#39	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	36
#39	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	36
#25	disco horoscope (Taurus)	42
#29	disco horoscope (Virgo)	41
#28	discocktail	262
#17	disconnected intergnat	1
#11	dog ointment	50
#10	dreaming Jung man	1
#57	droll monocle	23
#12	drop of water-37	2,005
#35	duct tape	1,255
#160	dusty Crimbo crate	50
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#388	effluvious emerald	2
#23	electronic dulcimer pants	2
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1842	elven cellocello	7
#1322	elven suicide capsule	14
🥇	empty Rain-Doh can	1
#1070	empty agua de vida bottle	11
#12	eternal knot tattoo	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#174	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#1831	fancy chocolate	2
#686	festive sausage	2
#277	fiery wing	10
#10	fist turkey outline	2
#7	fitness wristband	100
#173	flask flops	1
#59	flat cider	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#119	foetid seal tear	52
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#213	fossilized baboon skull	3
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#101	fossilized demon skull	6
#144	fossilized limb	81
#171	fossilized serpent skull	5
#112	fossilized spider skull	5
#110	fossilized spike	44
#197	fossilized spine	10
#177	fossilized torso	36
#201	fossilized wing	21
#279	fossilized wyrm skull	2
#88	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	6
#111	frigid mote	7
#325	frozen Mob Penguin	4
#706	frozen banquet	1
#15	future drug: Coolscaline	126
#21	future drug: Muscularactum	109
#18	future drug: Smartinex	120
#121	gauze hammock	1
#33	ghost cucumber	816
#240	giant marshmallow	1
#2002	gingerbread bugbear	6
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#284	glacial sapphire	2
#16	gladiator tunica	44
#32	glass of herbal tequila	84
#161	goblin water	1
#41	gold tooth	16
#2230	golden ring	28
#98	gourmet gourami oil	4
#88	government cheese	49
#215	green clay bead	57
🥉	green face paint	1
#866	green gummi ingot	6
#119	gun cleaning kit	1
#68	hair of the fish	2
#400	half-orchid	1
#2399	hamethyst	1
#53	hamlet sandwich	273
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#176	handful of crafty noodles	2
#56	handful of numbers	6
#14	haunted doghouse	1
#25	hawk	93
#34	heavy crown	90
#303	hemp candy necklace	3
#133	hep waders	1
#1623	herringcello	9
#6	hibernating Grimstone Golem	1
#40	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#120	hideous egg	21
#28	high-energy mining laser	46
#626	holiday cheese log	2
🥈	homemade robot	24
#71	hot egg	3
#268	hot hi mein	1
#10	huge bowl of candy	366
#275	ice stein	1
#62	imitation crab zoea	1
#64	impure gasoline	49
#511	incense bath ball	1
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#9	invisible potion	103
#16	iron chain	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#64	java cookie	8
#24	jerky coins	1,083
#106	jive turkey leg	29
#2500	killing feather	2
#31	kitten burglar	1
#54	kiwi beak	22
#617	kumquartz	6
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#373	lavender paisley oyster egg	9
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#149	law-abiding citizen cane	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#125	legitimate business on the beach	28
#627	licorice garrote	4
#90	liquid ice	7
#836	live wire	1
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#18	machine elf capsule	1
#22	madius	16
#237	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#90	mariachi toothpaste	1
#53	marine aquamarine	5
#214	marshmallow flambé	3
#576	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#756	mauve plastic oyster egg	5
#257	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	12
#524	mauve striped oyster egg	8
#394	meat from yesterday	4
#249	mime soul fragment	12
#11	mimeplasm	17
#40	molten brick	251
#1082	motivational poster	2
#177	munchies pill	3
#249	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#259	nanite-infested candy cane	64
#2559	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#833	nanite-infested fruitcake	6
#542	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	9
#28	nastygeist	102
#23	non-aged vinegar	122
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#190	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#231	obnoxious riddle	2
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#902	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	3
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#2062	old sweatpants	2
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#17	organ grinder	2
#191	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
#25	outlaw bandana	31
#218	overloaded micro-reactor	1
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#110	pack of KWE trading card	24
#778	pack of pogs	8
#298	paperclip	158
#647	pearidot	5
#1585	penguin focaccia bread	8
#15	peppermint tailings	1,683
#309	perl necklace	2
#116	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2
#2034	pet rock	2
#147	petit 4.1	5
#69	petit fortran	7
#495	petrified time	1
#332	phish stick	3
#277	pie man was not meant to eat	4
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#19	pine cone	1
#301	pink clay bead	52
#177	pitted sheet metal	2
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#132	pocket ace	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#26	pool torpedo	299
#1530	porquoise	3
#14	portable Mayo Clinic	1
#50	portable photocopier	110
#25	portable table	52
#1167	potato sprout	1
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#289	powdered candy sushi set	5
#2037	pretty flower	1
#73	pteruges	1
#919	puce paisley oyster egg	3
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#931	puce polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#278	purple clay bead	12
#82	quantum taco	450
#342	questionable taco	1
#18	rack of dinosaur ribs	26
#40	radiation-resistant helmet	40
#20	radiator heater shield	15
#142	rattler rattle	4
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#239	red ale	4
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#29	red armband	1
#945	red class ring	2
🥉	red face paint	1
#835	red gummi ingot	8
#672	red paisley oyster egg	5
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#283	red polka-dot oyster egg	11
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#1319	robotronic egg	14
#13	rocket fuel	37
#2284	rogue swarmer	17
#36	ruby on canes	7
#127	rusted-out shootin' iron	1
#14	salt wages	445
#2414	sandwich of the gods	1
#2318	sawblade fragment	11
#8	scabrous seal epaulets	1
#27	scotch on the rocks	26
🥇	seal medal	1
#24	servo-assisted exo-pants	50
#135	shark tooth	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#41	shot of mescal	73
#16	shrine to the Barrel god	1
#51	silent pea shooter	27
#172	simple ancient cursed key	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#9	sinister ancient tablet	1
#233	sleazy hi mein	1
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#19	sleeve deuce	453
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#12	smart watch	100
#51	smoked potsherd	24
#50	soy cordial	8
#51	space beast fur	11
#270	space jam	1
#26	space junk	269
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#114	spangly mariachi pants	6
#238	sparking robo-battery	1
#181	spectral pickle	104
🥈	spirit bell	1
#37	spirit blanket	11
#34	spirit gum	147
#22	spirit mattress	19
#39	spirit pillow	10
#24	spirit sheet	15
#173	spooky hi mein	3
#138	spooky lasso	3
#120	spoonful of Linguine-Os	4
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#385	squirming egg sac	26
#260	steamy ruby	4
#22	still grill	1
#232	stinky hi mein	1
#114	strange cube	15
#70	strange helix fossil	1
#787	strange shiny disc	2
#567	strawberyl	8
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1867	string of blue beads	3
#1869	string of green beads	3
#1838	string of red beads	3
#21	studded sealhide shield	1
#96	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	275
#169	stuffed Cheshire bitten	166
#196	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	151
#104	stuffed Meat	286
#1273	stuffed alien blob	5
#212	stuffed angry cow	158
#163	stuffed astral badger	185
#216	stuffed baby gravy fairy	155
#182	stuffed cocoabo	165
#62	stuffed crazy bastard sword	127
#1538	stuffed doppelshifter	5
#180	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	174
#200	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	164
#1795	stuffed gray blob	5
#202	stuffed hand turkey	157
#1808	stuffed key	11
#72	stuffed martini	125
#209	stuffed mind flayer	152
#111	stuffed mink	270
#99	stuffed monocle	283
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#220	stuffed scary death orb	151
#3953	stuffed shoulder parrot	2
#210	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	155
#193	stuffed snowy owl	162
#210	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	157
#290	stuffed spooky mushroom	27
#178	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	166
#104	stuffed teddy butler	275
#107	stuffed tin of caviar	275
#217	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	147
#76	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#102	sucker tachi	2
#218	sunken chest	79
#15	super-absorbent tarp	11
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#502	sweet mochi ball	8
#90	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	6
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#53	tangled mass of creepy pasta	9
#52	tarnished bottlecap	82
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#74	temporary teardrop tattoo	3
#1434	theoretical string	1
#22	throwing candy	106
#927	throwing wrench	5
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
#312	tiny maracas	2
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2177	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#1484	tiny plastic Axe Wound	5
#1175	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	4
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1784	tiny plastic Black Knight	4
#1508	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1388	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	13
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#19	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	3
#1500	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2168	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#1254	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	6
#1256	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	6
#828	tiny plastic Hellion	9
#1469	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2166	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#2772	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#1732	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	4
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1225	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	6
#797	tiny plastic Protagonist	9
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#1215	tiny plastic Spam Witch	6
#1051	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	7
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#967	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	5
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1226	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	6
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#1854	tiny plastic angry goat	10
#1742	tiny plastic anime smiley	4
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#1740	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#3972	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
#3315	tiny plastic barrrnacle	5
#2161	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#2859	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	6
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#1767	tiny plastic brainsweeper	4
#1216	tiny plastic briefcase bat	6
#1635	tiny plastic cocoabo	11
#3297	tiny plastic coffee pixie	5
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#1763	tiny plastic cubist bull	4
#1059	tiny plastic demoninja	7
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2158	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#813	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	9
#2203	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#2183	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#1713	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#2027	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	9
#6231	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1431	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	5
#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#2483	tiny plastic grue	7
#1051	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	7
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6146	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#4794	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#1460	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	5
#2229	tiny plastic leprechaun	8
#2240	tiny plastic levitating potato	8
#1758	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#1630	tiny plastic mosquito	11
#1485	tiny plastic ninja snowman	5
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#2859	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	6
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1451	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#1246	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#2877	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	6
#1781	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#4018	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#1653	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#845	tiny plastic taco cat	9
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1429	tiny plastic topiary golem	5
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1770	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#722	tiny plastic warwelf	10
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#1239	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#862	tiny shaker of salt	2
#265	toe jam	1
#149	toothbrush	11
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#620	tourmalime	6
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1197	toy wheel	5
#269	traffic jam	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#604	trilobite fossil	5
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#26	twitching space egg	1
#66	unearthed potsherd	61
#416	unearthly onyx	1
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#14	unpowered Robortender	1
#18	unquiet spirits	116
#19	unsanitized scalpel	16
#2500	unstable laser battery	11
#65	unused soap	44
#46	vampire pearl	25
#52	vampire pellet	9
#306	vanilla-frosted king cake	5
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#31	vinegar	804
#63	viral DNA	57
#122	volcanic ash	63
#185	warbear bearserker potion	5
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#164	warbear gyro	1
#227	warbear gyrocopter	4
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#363	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#97	warbear requisition box	64
#264	warbear robo-camouflage unit	4
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#100	waterlogged crate	2
#36	whiskey in a broken glass	82
#589	white class ring	9
#96	wriggling severed nose	1
#802	yellow gummi ingot	10
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#167	yellow plastic oyster egg	28
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#14	yellow puck	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 31,245 items total!

what items are this player missing?