| #68 | "caramel" orange | 36 |
| #79 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 5 |
| #4 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 2 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #199 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #201 | Amulet of Yendor | 113 |
| #268 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #223 | Angelhair Culottes | 5 |
| #287 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #47 | Atomic Comic | 6 |
| #4 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 2 |
| #110 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 7 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #42 | BGE temporary tattoo | 14 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #228 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 34 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #350 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 7 |
| #448 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 2 |
| #55 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #96 | Belt of Howling Anger | 5 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #97 | Bjorn's Hammer | 4 |
| #277 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| #292 | Blood Light | 13 |
| #173 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #301 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 6 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #78 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 6 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #44 | Boulevardier cocktail | 8 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #208 | CRIMBCO mug | 75 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #247 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #156 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #42 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #254 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #319 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #135 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 67 |
| #54 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 43 |
| #81 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo wreath | 31 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #346 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #58 | Disco Banjo | 10 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #192 | Ecto-Cooler | 6 |
| #326 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #415 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #215 | Eldritch snap | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #76 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 77 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #54 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #26 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 15 |
| #6 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 30 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #17 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 9 |
| #18 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 8 |
| #4 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 2 |
| #5 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 9 |
| #204 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #408 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #270 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #158 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 10 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #101 | Iron Beta of Industry | 102 |
| #84 | Jack-in-the-box | 56 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #621 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #250 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #76 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 76 |
| #262 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #66 | Lars the Cyberian | 5 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #254 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #26 | License To Kill | 2 |
| #78 | Mace of the Tortoise | 6 |
| #116 | Mae West with a fly in it | 3 |
| #30 | Martialest Arts trophy | 2 |
| #45 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 8 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #153 | Microplushie: Bropane | 87 |
| #119 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 38 |
| #179 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 33 |
| #107 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 27 |
| #132 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 77 |
| #139 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 109 |
| #115 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 12 |
| #144 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 49 |
| #181 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 90 |
| #148 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 59 |
| #156 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 75 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #18 | Ms. Accessory | 2 |
| #102 | My First Art of War | 5 |
| #110 | NPZR chemistry set | 57 |
| #215 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| #399 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 16 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #29 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 36 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #195 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #128 | Racisto Ruidoso | 3 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #94 | Red Pill | 4 |
| #232 | Red Rover BB gun | 17 |
| #35 | Rock and Roll Legend | 50 |
| #76 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 71 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #336 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #650 | Schrödinger's thermos | 11 |
| #123 | Shield of Icy Fate | 3 |
| #176 | Silver Bullet beer | 14 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #105 | Sword of Dark Omens | 4 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #87 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 14 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #96 | The Cooler Out of Space | 29 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #28 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 4 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 5 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #55 | The Joy of Wassailing | 30 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #25 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 3 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #537 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| 🥇 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 3 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 2 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 15 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #206 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 4 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 13 |
| #92 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 8 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 10 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 9 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 13 |
| #664 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1030 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #919 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #266 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 19 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 19 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #535 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 5 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
| #204 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #611 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #43 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 28 |
| #31 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 24 |
| #40 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 589 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #30 | Van der Graaf helmet | 10 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #10 | Victor's Spoils | 49 |
| #335 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #210 | Yakisoba's hat | 7 |
| #65 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 31 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #251 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #377 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #78 | antique beer | 6 |
| #116 | antique nutcracker figurine | 2 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #83 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #77 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #31 | baconstone | 182 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #167 | badass belt | 182 |
| #372 | bananagate | 18 |
| #126 | bejeweled accordion strap | 2 |
| #102 | bejeweled cufflinks | 36 |
| #355 | belemnite fossil | 13 |
| #94 | big glob of skin | 2 |
| #79 | bindlestocking | 24 |
| #131 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #691 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #376 | bone chips | 37 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #394 | bottle of Blank-Out | 24 |
| #71 | bottle of goofballs | 258 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #61 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 2 |
| #13 | boxed gumball machine | 13 |
| #15 | brain preservation fluid | 12 |
| #13 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 4 |
| #168 | brine | 99 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #448 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #254 | burnt flower | 12 |
| #575 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #1102 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #213 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #71 | can of depilatory cream | 2 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1312 | canteen of wine | 7 |
| #54 | carnivorous potted plant | 2 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #52 | chintzy accordion pin | 12 |
| #64 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 15 |
| #76 | chintzy noodle ring | 16 |
| #125 | chintzy saucepan earring | 9 |
| #81 | chintzy seal pendant | 14 |
| #82 | chintzy turtle brooch | 13 |
| #9 | chocolate cigar | 89 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #555 | clown hammer | 50 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #219 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 8 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #496 | corrupted data | 14 |
| #139 | crumbling rat skull | 4 |
| #241 | cymbal syrup | 44 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #121 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #414 | defective skull | 56 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #12 | dense meat stack | 2,876,306 |
| #11 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 36 |
| #92 | designer handbag | 24 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #446 | dill | 90 |
| #112 | discocktail | 59 |
| #24 | drive-thru burger | 14 |
| #990 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #724 | easter egg balloon | 34 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #174 | effluvious emerald | 8 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #260 | elven cellocello | 41 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #516 | elven suicide capsule | 30 |
| #388 | encoder ring | 46 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #87 | fake fake vomit | 289 |
| #660 | fake hand | 39 |
| #86 | fake plastic grass | 20 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #970 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #303 | fancy opera glasses | 14 |
| #46 | festive egg sac | 4 |
| #29 | filet of The Fish | 7 |
| #16 | fistful of ashes | 157 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #22 | fleshy putty | 104 |
| #103 | floaty pebbles | 4 |
| #50 | floaty rock | 2 |
| #613 | floaty sand | 12 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #326 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #453 | garish pinky ring | 9 |
| #1241 | ghost cucumber | 16 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #38 | giant pearl | 7 |
| #78 | gift-a-pult | 5 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #11 | golden fleece | 52 |
| #2080 | golden ring | 35 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #499 | green gummi ingot | 44 |
| #104 | green pill | 1 |
| #27 | hamethyst | 181 |
| #88 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #220 | handful of confetti | 152 |
| #56 | handful of numbers | 6 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| 🥇 | hot daub | 1,714 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #15 | intriguing puzzle box | 14 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #317 | java cookie | 3 |
| #80 | jawbruiser | 23 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #45 | jerky coins | 524 |
| #728 | joybuzzer | 38 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #345 | kumquartz | 18 |
| #12 | lab-grown meat | 206 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #438 | lollipop stick | 90 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #6 | lucky cat statue | 196 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #390 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #101 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 211 |
| #191 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 12 |
| #116 | magical pony: Pearjack | 20 |
| #289 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 6 |
| #155 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 17 |
| #165 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 15 |
| #237 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #54 | marshmallow bomb | 3 |
| #36 | mime army rations | 10 |
| #23 | mime army wine | 14 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #328 | mood ring | 29 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #14 | musty moccasins | 2 |
| #966 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #30 | obnoxious riddle | 10 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #849 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #38 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #25 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #25 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #645 | paperclip | 41 |
| #61 | paranormal ricotta | 8 |
| #265 | peanut brittle shield | 12 |
| #414 | pearidot | 13 |
| #706 | penguin focaccia bread | 24 |
| #42 | peppermint-scented socks | 12 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #244 | personal massager | 118 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #629 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 37 |
| #769 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 35 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #457 | petrified wood | 17 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #8 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 35 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #87 | pocket wish | 5 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #248 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #298 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 3 |
| #295 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #319 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 3 |
| #321 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #209 | pog #08 (hellion) | 5 |
| #226 | pog #09 (pirate) | 5 |
| #378 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #19 | poisonsettia | 95 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #20 | porquoise | 215 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #564 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #559 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #40 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #11 | projectile chemistry set | 190 |
| #156 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #538 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #103 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 2 |
| #118 | quantum taco | 300 |
| #131 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 8 |
| #60 | queen cookie | 40 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #41 | red drunki-bear | 30 |
| #319 | red gummi ingot | 104 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #546 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #21 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #686 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #1655 | rogue swarmer | 36 |
| #512 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 14 |
| #877 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #862 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #825 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #124 | rubber emo roe | 213 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #53 | self-repairing earmuffs | 7 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #25 | shimmering tendrils | 16 |
| #172 | shot of mescal | 7 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #64 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #181 | silver shrimp fork | 12 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #250 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 6 |
| #14 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 51 |
| #203 | sleeping stocking | 14 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #126 | snowball | 8 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #23 | space jam | 37 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | sparking robo-battery | 12 |
| #742 | spooky bark | 7 |
| #120 | stainless steel scarf | 18 |
| #107 | stainless steel shillelagh | 19 |
| #172 | stainless steel skullcap | 13 |
| #171 | stainless steel slacks | 14 |
| #22 | stainless steel solitaire | 29 |
| #120 | stainless steel suspenders | 22 |
| #296 | steamy ruby | 3 |
| #17 | stench cluster | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #450 | strawberyl | 12 |
| #393 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #387 | string of blue beads | 29 |
| #762 | string of green beads | 16 |
| #351 | string of red beads | 31 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #1046 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 40 |
| #1056 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 45 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #711 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 64 |
| #215 | stuffed Meat | 172 |
| #245 | stuffed angry cow | 136 |
| #715 | stuffed astral badger | 66 |
| #304 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 121 |
| #826 | stuffed cocoabo | 56 |
| #1318 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #269 | stuffed dodecapede | 17 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #201 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 164 |
| #258 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 138 |
| #503 | stuffed gray blob | 76 |
| #931 | stuffed hand turkey | 53 |
| #110 | stuffed key | 347 |
| #90 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #205 | stuffed mind flayer | 153 |
| #391 | stuffed mink | 113 |
| #149 | stuffed monocle | 221 |
| #661 | stuffed ninja snowman | 6 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #243 | stuffed scary death orb | 137 |
| #1135 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 44 |
| #169 | stuffed snowy owl | 177 |
| #219 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 152 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #1043 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 47 |
| #579 | stuffed teddy butler | 83 |
| #213 | stuffed tin of caviar | 176 |
| #96 | stuffed treasure chest | 391 |
| #251 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 134 |
| #832 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #11 | synthetic rock | 12 |
| #224 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #35 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 4 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #17 | third ear | 25 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #257 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 8 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #215 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #92 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #144 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #77 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 12 |
| #126 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 10 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #312 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #117 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 4 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 11 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #99 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #228 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #373 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 7 |
| #471 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #544 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 8 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 11 |
| #688 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #545 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 8 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #605 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 7 |
| #662 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #580 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #442 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 10 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #748 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic moneybee | 10 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #418 | tiny plastic peacannon | 6 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #568 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 16 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #19 | toe jam | 37 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #23 | traffic jam | 37 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #604 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #13 | twitching trigger finger | 5 |
| #35 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #32 | unevolved organism | 1 |
| #60 | universal biscuit | 41 |
| #20 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #2208 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #1378 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #967 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #543 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #406 | urinal cake | 4 |
| #1910 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #124 | vampire glitter | 4 |
| #81 | vampire pearl | 11 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #851 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #140 | vinegar | 251 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #153 | whiskey in a broken glass | 10 |
| #108 | whoopie cushion | 216 |
| #186 | wind-up chattering teeth | 154 |
| #47 | wind-up meatcar | 268 |
| #266 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #949 | wolfman mask | 2 |
| #471 | x-ray specs | 43 |
| #110 | ye olde golde frontes | 2 |
| #584 | yellow snowcone | 57 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #48 | yule hatchet | 13 |
| #150 | zombie pineal gland | 26 |