Museum :: Aramada

Aramada

Rank	Item	Quantity
#68	"caramel" orange	36
#79	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
#4	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	2
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#198	Amulet of Yendor	113
#268	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#287	Argarggagarg's fang	6
#48	Atomic Comic	6
#4	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	2
#110	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	7
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#438	BGE merchandise order form	9
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#248	BGE shotglass	24
#42	BGE temporary tattoo	14
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#227	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	34
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#350	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	7
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#57	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#95	Belt of Howling Anger	5
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#98	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#276	Bling of the New Wave	5
#292	Blood Light	13
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#78	Boots of Twilight Whispers	6
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#44	Boulevardier cocktail	8
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#208	CRIMBCO mug	75
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#246	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#44	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#1364	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#318	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	8
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#61	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	67
#54	Crimbo Factory surprise box	43
#80	Crimbo candle	3
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#8	Crimbo wreath	31
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#347	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#58	Disco Banjo	10
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#325	El Sombrero De Lopez	7
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#215	Eldritch snap	2
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#20	Ellsbury's journal	3
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#76	Fantasma en la Máquina	77
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#286	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#292	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#26	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	15
#6	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	30
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#17	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	9
#18	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	8
#4	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	2
#5	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	9
#203	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#409	Green Clover of Justice	5
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#269	Heimandatz's heart	6
#157	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#26	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	10
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#101	Iron Beta of Industry	102
#83	Jack-in-the-box	56
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#249	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#76	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	76
#261	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#66	Lars the Cyberian	5
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#253	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#26	License To Kill	2
#78	Mace of the Tortoise	6
#116	Mae West with a fly in it	3
#30	Martialest Arts trophy	2
#45	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	8
#4	Mayor Ghost's scissors	1
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#152	Microplushie: Bropane	87
#118	Microplushie: Dorkonide	38
#178	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	33
#106	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	27
#131	Microplushie: Gothochondria	77
#138	Microplushie: Hippylase	109
#115	Microplushie: Hipsterine	12
#143	Microplushie: Hobomosome	49
#180	Microplushie: Otakulone	90
#147	Microplushie: Raverdrine	59
#155	Microplushie: Sororitrate	75
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#17	Ms. Accessory	2
#102	My First Art of War	5
#110	NPZR chemistry set	57
#214	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#399	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	16
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#29	Orange Star of Sacrifice	36
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#195	Pink Heart of Spirit	5
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#128	Racisto Ruidoso	3
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#94	Red Pill	4
#230	Red Rover BB gun	17
#35	Rock and Roll Legend	50
#77	Rompedores de Fantasmas	71
#305	Safari Jack's moustache	5
#26	Satan hat	1
#336	Scalp of Gorgolok	8
#649	Schrödinger's thermos	11
#122	Shield of Icy Fate	3
#176	Silver Bullet beer	14
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#10	Source terminal PRAM chip	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#24	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	2
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#104	Sword of Dark Omens	4
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#86	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	14
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#96	The Cooler Out of Space	29
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#28	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	4
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#55	The Joy of Wassailing	30
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#25	The Landscaper's leafblower	3
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
🥇	The Necbronomicon (used)	3
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#59	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	2
#241	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	15
#294	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#231	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	2
#220	Thwaitgold bee statuette	8
#207	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	4
#190	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#67	Thwaitgold bug statuette	13
#92	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	8
#104	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	10
#71	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	9
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#12	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	13
#664	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	7
#17	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	6
#1031	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#52	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	6
#924	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#34	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	13
#49	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	6
#268	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	6
#22	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	6
#126	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#43	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	19
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#162	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	2
#160	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	11
#132	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	19
#210	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	6
#538	Thwaitgold slug statuette	5
#219	Thwaitgold spider statuette	12
#208	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	3
#613	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	13
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#43	Ultrasoldier Serum	28
#31	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	24
#40	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	589
#363	Uncle Romulus	3
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#30	Van der Graaf helmet	10
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#10	Victor's Spoils	49
#334	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#209	Yakisoba's hat	7
#65	Yellow Moon of Compassion	31
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#252	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#379	adorable seal larva	7
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#53	angel-food cake	1
#79	antique beer	6
#116	antique nutcracker figurine	2
#716	antique record album	2
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#81	baby chest mimic	1
#78	baby rigging snake	1
#183	babycakes	1
#31	baconstone	182
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#166	badass belt	182
#371	bananagate	18
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#102	bejeweled cufflinks	36
#355	belemnite fossil	13
#94	big glob of skin	2
#79	bindlestocking	24
#129	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
#691	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#759	blue glowstick	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#377	bone chips	37
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#58	boning knife	1
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#394	bottle of Blank-Out	24
#71	bottle of goofballs	258
#191	bottled day	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#61	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	2
#50	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#13	boxed gumball machine	13
#15	brain preservation fluid	12
#13	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	4
#168	brine	99
#232	broken carburetor	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#254	burnt flower	12
#576	burst hellseal brain	5
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#214	can of V-11	2
#71	can of depilatory cream	2
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#3108	candy stake	2
#1312	canteen of wine	7
#54	carnivorous potted plant	2
#508	cement sandals	2
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#52	chintzy accordion pin	12
#64	chintzy disco ball pendant	15
#76	chintzy noodle ring	16
#125	chintzy saucepan earring	9
#81	chintzy seal pendant	14
#82	chintzy turtle brooch	13
#9	chocolate cigar	89
#390	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	4
#553	clown hammer	50
#3274	club necklace	1
#219	collection of tiny spooky objects	8
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#496	corrupted data	14
#138	crumbling rat skull	4
#239	cymbal syrup	44
#1025	daisy	1
#122	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#413	defective skull	56
#87	delicious star salad	1
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#12	dense meat stack	2,876,306
#11	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	36
#91	designer handbag	24
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#446	dill	90
#112	discocktail	59
#24	drive-thru burger	14
#990	dusty Crimbo crate	6
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#723	easter egg balloon	34
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#174	effluvious emerald	8
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#5	elevent	1
#1457	elven limbos gingerbread	3
#260	elven cellocello	41
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#516	elven suicide capsule	30
#387	encoder ring	46
#145	exotic orchid	1
#87	fake fake vomit	289
#658	fake hand	39
#86	fake plastic grass	20
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#304	fancy opera glasses	14
#47	festive egg sac	4
#29	filet of The Fish	7
#16	fistful of ashes	157
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#22	fleshy putty	104
#103	floaty pebbles	4
#50	floaty rock	2
#613	floaty sand	12
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
#330	friendly cheez blob	7
#16	fruit bat	1
#1657	fuzzy dice	4
#452	garish pinky ring	9
#1241	ghost cucumber	16
#984	giant designer sunglasses	1
#38	giant pearl	7
#78	gift-a-pult	5
#82	gilded lily	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#479	gloomy black mushroom	6
#11	golden fleece	52
#2079	golden ring	35
#540	green glowstick	3
#499	green gummi ingot	44
#105	green pill	1
#27	hamethyst	181
#88	hamethyst earring	2
#220	handful of confetti	152
#56	handful of numbers	6
#3382	heart necklace	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#394	hideous egg	6
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
🥇	hot daub	1,714
#201	hot stuffing	1
#15	intriguing puzzle box	14
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#318	java cookie	3
#80	jawbruiser	23
#1828	jazz soap	1
#45	jerky coins	524
#726	joybuzzer	38
#37	kelp-holly gun	1
#345	kumquartz	18
#12	lab-grown meat	206
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#1421	licorice garrote	2
#291	live lobster	1
#836	live wire	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#437	lollipop stick	90
#434	long-stemmed rose	2
#6	lucky cat statue	196
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#391	macaroni duck	6
#100	magical ice cube with a fly in it	211
#191	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	12
#116	magical pony: Pearjack	20
#290	magical pony: Rosey Cake	6
#155	magical pony: Shutterfly	17
#167	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	15
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#55	marshmallow bomb	3
#36	mime army rations	10
#23	mime army wine	14
#581	mime soul fragment	1
#328	mood ring	29
#145	moxie magnet	1
#690	mugcake	1
#14	musty moccasins	2
#965	nanite-infested candy cane	11
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#363	night-vision goggles	5
#30	obnoxious riddle	10
#2042	oozenog	2
#850	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#38	packaged backup camera	1
#25	packaged familiar scrapbook	1
#25	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	1
#25	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	1
#645	paperclip	41
#60	paranormal ricotta	8
#263	peanut brittle shield	12
#414	pearidot	13
#706	penguin focaccia bread	24
#43	peppermint-scented socks	12
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#245	personal massager	118
#523	personalized birthday cake	3
#628	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	37
#768	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	35
#614	petit 4.1	2
#457	petrified wood	17
#1884	phish stick	2
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#8	plastic Crimbo reindeer	35
#27	plush alielf	1
#16	plush alien hamsterpus	1
#17	plush dogcat	1
#16	plush ferrelf	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#17	plush mutated alielephant	1
#12	plush mutated alielf	1
#86	pocket wish	5
#413	pocketwatch on a chain	7
#247	pog #01 (spider)	4
#297	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	3
#295	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
#383	pog #04 (skleleton)	2
#318	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	3
#320	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	3
#267	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	4
#209	pog #08 (hellion)	5
#226	pog #09 (pirate)	5
#377	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	2
#257	poison pen	6
#19	poisonsettia	95
#18	poncho de azucar	1
#20	porquoise	215
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#564	portable photocopier	10
#558	potted cactus	2
#489	potted fern	1
#145	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
#40	pregnant oily golden mushroom	3
#11	projectile chemistry set	190
#157	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2
#93	pulled porquoise ring	1
#538	pulsing flesh	7
#727	purple glowstick	1
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#103	quantum nanopolymer spider web	2
#117	quantum taco	300
#130	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	8
#60	queen cookie	40
#90	rat head balloon	1
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#40	red drunki-bear	30
#319	red gummi ingot	104
#212	red plastic baby	2
#545	red-and-green sweater	2
#21	red-spotted snapper roe	1
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#207	right half of a heart necklace	3
#686	rigid carapace	7
#1655	rogue swarmer	36
#511	rubber WWBD? bracelet	14
#877	rubber WWJD? bracelet	9
#862	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	9
#825	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	9
#125	rubber emo roe	213
#150	scintillating powder	1
#53	self-repairing earmuffs	7
#17	shaking skull	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#25	shimmering tendrils	16
#172	shot of mescal	7
#760	shredded hellseal hide	1
#63	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
#181	silver shrimp fork	12
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#250	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	6
#14	slap and tickle with a fly in it	51
#203	sleeping stocking	14
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#146	slime convention pin	1
#189	slime convention t-shirt	1
#128	smiling rat	2
#72	smoking talon	1
#126	snowball	8
#19	snowpack	1
#23	space jam	37
#3320	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#140	sparking robo-battery	12
#742	spooky bark	7
#119	stainless steel scarf	18
#106	stainless steel shillelagh	19
#173	stainless steel skullcap	13
#171	stainless steel slacks	14
#22	stainless steel solitaire	29
#119	stainless steel suspenders	22
#296	steamy ruby	3
#18	stench cluster	1
#572	strange cube	1
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#450	strawberyl	12
#393	stray chihuahua	7
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#387	string of blue beads	29
#762	string of green beads	16
#351	string of red beads	31
#12	stuffed "L"	1
#1044	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	40
#1055	stuffed Cheshire bitten	45
#176	stuffed Hodgman	2
#709	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	64
#213	stuffed Meat	172
#243	stuffed angry cow	136
#714	stuffed astral badger	66
#302	stuffed baby gravy fairy	121
#825	stuffed cocoabo	56
#1319	stuffed crazy bastard sword	3
#270	stuffed dodecapede	17
#2480	stuffed doppelshifter	2
#198	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	164
#255	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	138
#503	stuffed gray blob	76
#932	stuffed hand turkey	53
#111	stuffed key	347
#96	stuffed kraken	1
#1967	stuffed martini	1
#203	stuffed mind flayer	153
#390	stuffed mink	113
#148	stuffed monocle	221
#661	stuffed ninja snowman	6
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#241	stuffed scary death orb	137
#1133	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	44
#168	stuffed snowy owl	177
#217	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	152
#133	stuffed stab bat	2
#1041	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	47
#580	stuffed teddy butler	83
#214	stuffed tin of caviar	176
#97	stuffed treasure chest	391
#250	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	134
#832	sturdy Crimbo crate	14
#11	synthetic rock	12
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#295	tawdry amethyst	2
#1963	teddy borg	1
#36	the Crymbich Manuscript	4
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#17	third ear	25
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#16	tinsel orb	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#257	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	7
#301	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	6
#205	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	8
#380	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
#392	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	5
#215	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#245	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	7
#92	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	11
#144	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	4
#496	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	4
#310	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	6
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#366	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#77	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	12
#126	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	10
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#189	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	3
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#302	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	6
#312	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	6
#287	tiny die-cast golden ring	2
#344	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	2
#117	tiny die-cast killing bird	4
#103	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	11
#313	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	6
#182	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	3
#389	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	5
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#227	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	3
#1142	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	2
#373	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	7
#472	tiny plastic Beebee King	5
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#694	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	3
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#1348	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	7
#1476	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	6
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#290	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#792	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#544	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	8
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#376	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	11
#689	tiny plastic Queen Bee	3
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#545	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	8
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#605	tiny plastic batbugbear	7
#663	tiny plastic bee swarm	6
#580	tiny plastic beebee gunners	7
#442	tiny plastic beebee queue	10
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#750	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	5
#1130	tiny plastic bugaboo	2
#963	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#748	tiny plastic cavebugbear	5
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#851	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	4
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#435	tiny plastic moneybee	10
#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#418	tiny plastic peacannon	6
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#568	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	16
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#19	toe jam	37
#667	torn hellseal sinew	2
#111	torquoise	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#23	traffic jam	37
#1887	tree-eating kite	7
#604	trilobite fossil	5
#392	tulip	1
#950	twitching claw	5
#13	twitching trigger finger	5
#34	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	1
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#33	unevolved organism	1
#61	universal biscuit	41
#20	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#2207	unstable DNA	2
#1378	unstable laser battery	38
#968	untamable turtle	2
#544	unusual disco ball	5
#406	urinal cake	4
#1906	useless powder	1
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#124	vampire glitter	4
#81	vampire pearl	11
#39	vampyric cloake pattern	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#851	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	8
#140	vinegar	251
#2317	vitachoconutriment capsule	5
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#153	whiskey in a broken glass	10
#108	whoopie cushion	216
#185	wind-up chattering teeth	154
#46	wind-up meatcar	268
#265	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#949	wolfman mask	2
#470	x-ray specs	43
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#582	yellow snowcone	57
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#48	yule hatchet	13
#150	zombie pineal gland	26

Wow, that's 2,893,036 items total!

what items are this player missing?