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| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #495 | Blood Light | 3 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #386 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 3 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #419 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #96 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 3 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #85 | Fudgie Roll | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #667 | Go-Wassail | 16 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #374 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #127 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 13 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #314 | NPZR chemistry set | 11 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #691 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 8 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #287 | bag of lard | 4 |
| #94 | big glob of skin | 2 |
| #110 | black eyedrops | 7 |
| #370 | blind-packed capsule toy | 7 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #66 | bowling ball | 29 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #190 | centipede eggs | 21 |
| #118 | choco-Crimbot | 14 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #668 | corrupted data | 3 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #162 | dehydrated caviar | 43 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #508 | distilled fortified wine | 5 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #103 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 131 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #33 | floaty pebbles | 10 |
| #662 | floaty sand | 10 |
| #525 | fossilized limb | 11 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #409 | fossilized spike | 9 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #727 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #881 | jerky coins | 6 |
| #134 | leather bookmark | 2 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #148 | lump of diamond | 26 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #162 | marzipan skull | 113 |
| #767 | pack of pogs | 9 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #610 | paperclip | 50 |
| #957 | pile of candy | 2 |
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| #310 | pile of gold coins | 4 |
| #106 | pile of jumping beans | 42 |
| #65 | plastic ingot | 403 |
| #417 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #638 | quantum taco | 7 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #57 | sleep mask | 2 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #149 | smoked potsherd | 6 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #279 | throwing bone | 2 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
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| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #157 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 44 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #296 | warbear battery | 8 |
| #90 | warbear bearserker mead | 6 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #166 | warbear gyrocopter | 6 |
| #208 | warbear helm fragment | 24 |
| #121 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 10 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #150 | warbear liquid overcoat | 10 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #219 | warbear requisition box | 14 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #370 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #160 | warbear trouser fragment | 40 |
| #406 | warbear whosit | 157 |
| #549 | yellow gummi ingot | 35 |