Museum :: FatQuack

FatQuack

Rank	Item	Quantity
#81	"DRINK ME" potion	656
#272	1-ball	20
#206	2-ball	31
#282	3-ball	19
#242	4-ball	24
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#66	5-Alarm Saucepan	6
#235	5-ball	25
#203	6-ball	31
#221	7-ball	30
#236	8-ball	138
#625	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#92	ASCII shirt	26
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#66	Amulet of Yendor	306
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#111	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	7
#55	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	12
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#62	BGE shotglass	60
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#67	BGE tiny plastic toy	11
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#113	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#378	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#124	Barney's rake	2
#567	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	21
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#17	Bjorn's Hammer	23
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#124	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#74	Bonerdagon necklace	94
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#12	Boris's key lime	69
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#924	Boris's ring	1
#415	Boss Bat bling	8
#103	Boss Bat britches	98
#101	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	19
#68	Bright Water	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#222	CRIMBCO mug	69
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#114	CRIMBCO wine	59
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#114	CSA discount card	42
#278	CSA fire-starting kit	31
#13	Can-Can skirt	8
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1578	Cloaca grenade	2
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#67	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	5
#355	Codpiece of the Goblin King	21
#693	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#100	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	8
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#81	Cookbook of the Damned	6
#251	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	10
#127	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	9
#1452	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#166	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	30
#137	Crimbo candied pecan	179
#132	Crimbo fudge	198
#129	Crimbo peppermint bark	193
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3220	Crimbuck	1
#224	Crown of the Goblin King	98
#196	DNOTC Box	2
#321	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#1540	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#1167	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#47	Disco Banjo	11
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#45	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	383
#119	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#90	Dolphin King's crown	43
#154	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	23
#206	Dramatic™ range	7
#249	Drowsy Sword	75
#1056	Dyspepsi grenade	7
#1105	Dyspepsi-Cola	30
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#331	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#617	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#535	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#227	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	14
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#269	Elmley shades	3
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#31	FDKOL fire hose	1
#291	Frat Army FGF	9
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#311	Frosty's frosty mug	5
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#152	GOTO	2
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#24	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	12
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#153	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	7
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#319	Go-Wassail	57
#434	Goodfella contract	51
#91	Grateful Undead T-shirt	7
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#657	Green Clover of Justice	3
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#393	Hippy Army MPE	7
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#469	Hollandaise helmet	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#1204	Instant Karma	1
#490	Iron Beta of Industry	15
#208	Jack-in-the-box	28
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#12	Jarlsberg's key lime	75
#88	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	14
#882	Jocko Homo's head	2
#249	Jolly Roger charrrm	16
#178	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#44	Kiss the Knob apron	3
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#28	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	39
#150	Knob Goblin elite shirt	59
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#740	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#473	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#255	Lars the Cyberian	2
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#60	Li'l Businessman Kit	5
#146	Lobster qua Grill	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#342	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	75
#882	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#78	Mace of the Tortoise	6
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#172	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#517	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#264	Meat detector	2
#158	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	59
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#147	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	26
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#614	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#104	Morto Moreto	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#2681	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#92	Muschat	1
#235	NPZR chemistry set	20
#52	Nardz energy beverage	24
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#347	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#428	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	14
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#87	Nuclear Blastball	42
#312	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#47	Okee-Dokee soda	25
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#304	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#305	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#274	PADL Phone	26
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#34	Pasta Spoon of Peril	8
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#445	Pine-Fresh air freshener	5
#465	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#16	PlexiPips	119
#57	Pokëmann band-aid	44
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	5
#374	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	4
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#245	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	6
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#489	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#358	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#288	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	5
#411	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	5
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#265	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	8
#472	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	4
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#162	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	7
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#67	Red Rover BB gun	46
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#102	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#29	Rock and Roll Legend	66
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#85	SPF 451 lip balm	26
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#662	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#751	Schrödinger's thermos	9
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#394	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#63	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	18
#13	Sneaky Pete's key lime	90
#109	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	12
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#691	Spooky Surprise Egg	7
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#14	Staff of the Black Kettle	7
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#12	Staff of the Midnight Snack	9
#28	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	2
#40	Staff of the Soupbone	5
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#78	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	66
#82	The Bomb	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#20	The Lost Comb	3
#52	The Lost Glasses	2
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#102	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1948	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#704	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	7
#674	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	12
#23	Tiger-lily's milk	204
#214	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	20
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#91	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	126
#106	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	96
#85	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	124
#83	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	128
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#106	Typical Tavern swill	112
#60	Ultracolor™ shirt	9
#157	Ultrasoldier Serum	6
#244	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	53
#702	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2408	Valentine	1
#91	Van der Graaf helmet	2
#117	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#599	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#41	Wand of Nagamar	107
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#487	Wint-O-Fresh mint	24
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#52	X-37 gun	4
#513	Yakisoba's hat	3
#160	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#202	Yellow Moon of Compassion	14
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#2954	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#91	Ze™ goggles	58
#202	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#51	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#524	acoustic guitarrr	5
#1576	adorable seal larva	1
#138	aerated diving helmet	1
#101	agua de vida	53
#27	albatross necklace	5
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#470	ammonite fossil	9
#234	ancient Magi-Wipes	29
#60	ancient stone fist	38
#51	ancient stone head	21
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#665	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	9
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#393	annoying pitchfork	7
#117	ant hoe	4
#89	ant pick	5
#124	ant pitchfork	3
#117	ant rake	4
#107	ant sickle	4
#386	antique hand mirror	6
#934	antique record album	1
#34	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	2
#79	arrowgram	71
#50	asbestos apron	25
#113	asbestos crossbow string	2
#769	aspirin	1
#1618	astronaut pants	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#1328	baby killer bee	3
#13	bacon bath ball	40
#657	baconstone	12
#53	baconstone bracelet	16
#9	baconstone earring	29
#55	baconstone pendant	6
#15	baconstone ring	15
#31	bad-ass club	8
#311	badass belt	126
#65	bag of airline peanuts	326
#443	bag of bones	2
#287	bag of lard	4
#898	ball	6
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#79	ballpark hot daub	1
#133	banana peel	40
#388	banana smoothie	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#619	barbed-wire fence	5
#213	bargain flash powder	3
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#36	barskin buckler	2
#66	bat-ass leather jacket	4
#1001	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#167	battered hubcap	2
#49	beach ball marble	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#119	beautiful soup	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#220	beer bomb	171
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#417	begpwnia	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#101	bejeweled cufflinks	36
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#489	belemnite fossil	8
#1066	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#11	bewitching boots	4
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#99	big bad voodoo mask	10
#93	big glob of skin	2
#192	big rock	8
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#35	bishop cookie	3
#575	bit of clingfilm	7
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#89	black belt	1
#246	black candy heart	48
#47	black cowboy hat	2
#95	black eyedrops	8
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#181	black snowcone	21
#2666	black striped oyster egg	1
#373	blackberry	18
#46	blackberry combat boots	11
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#25	blackberry moccasins	12
#26	blackberry slippers	12
#64	blammer	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#33	blood of the Wereseal	88
#827	blue class ring	1
#2555	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#214	blue snowcone	89
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#70	blunt cat claw	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#71	bobcat grenade	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#112	bone aperitif	5
#213	bone chips	94
#24	bone crusher	2
#105	bone meal	5
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#523	booty chest charrrm	5
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#140	booze-soaked cherry	3
#52	boozebomb	1
#114	borrowed time	4
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#119	bottle of antifreeze	8
#113	bottle of black cat tonic	9
#240	bottle of bubbles	49
#408	bottle of fire	1
#174	bottle of goofballs	118
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#61	bottle of pirate juice	11
#197	bottle of realpagne	2
#89	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	5
#458	bottle of sewage schnapps	8
#388	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#130	bottled inspiration	8
#127	boulder	18
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#70	box of Pokëmann band-aids	40
#74	box of hammers	1
#6263	box of sunshine	3
#32	boxing glove on a spring	2
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#228	breath mint	1
#120	brick	278
#76	brick of sand	24
#1380	brine	1
#67	broken clock	1
#54	bronze breastplate	35
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#26	bucket of honey	213
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#20	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	3
#44	bugged balaclava	3
#34	bugged beanie	4
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#968	bunny liver	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#672	burst hellseal brain	3
#226	bus pass	1
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1020	can of Binarrrca	7
#735	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#420	can of Swiller	3
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#91	can of spinach	19
#164	can of starch	1
#80	can of sterno	3
#225	can-can-in-a-can	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#943	candied yams	9
#1156	candy cane	29
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#3110	candy stake	2
#389	cannonball charrrm	11
#1539	canteen of wine	3
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#48	caret	8
#77	carob cannon	1
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#19	catskin buckler	11
#324	cement sandals	3
#18	charpuce jub-jub bird	3
#71	charrrm bracelet	5
#130	cheap cigar butt	27
#944	cheap elven gloves	3
#871	cheap plastic bottle opener	7
#801	cheap studded belt	1
#1661	cheap toaster	1
#171	cheap wind-up clock	4
#89	cheezburger	1
#130	chintzy accordion pin	5
#126	chintzy disco ball pendant	8
#160	chintzy noodle ring	6
#147	chintzy saucepan earring	7
#209	chintzy seal pendant	5
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#111	chloroform rag	45
#16	chocolate bath ball	33
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#78	chocolate-covered caviar	4
#112	chrome crossbow	7
#32	chrome helmet turtle	19
#121	chrome staff	5
#169	chrome stick	1
#75	chrome sword	10
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#264	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#618	clay peace-sign bead	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#63	clown hammer	326
#112	clown wig	2
#238	clownskin belt	1
#62	clownskin buckler	3
#27	clownskin harness	25
#213	club necklace	25
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#231	cocktail napkin	20
#177	coconut bikini top	1
#118	coconut shell	864
#596	coffin lid	1
#44	cold nuggets	129
#107	cold wad	47
#122	cold-filtered water	1
#220	collection of tiny spooky objects	8
#716	comfy coffin	1
#131	comfy pillow	4
#134	commemorative war stein	612
#354	communications windchimes	14
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#64	cool cat claw	1
#63	cool cat elixir	1
#71	cool jelly donut	1
#420	copper ha'penny charrrm	9
#569	corncob pipe	1
#147	correction fluid	4
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#138	cracker	1
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#336	cream pie	2
#13	creepy-ass club	2
#72	croquet hedgehog	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#522	cruelty-free wine	1
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#78	crusty hula hoop	6
#104	crystal skull	1
#260	crystallized memory	1
#30	cupcake-in-a-cup	15
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#60	cyber-mattock	3
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#57	cymbal syrup	236
#649	daisy	2
#142	dance card	18
#11	daub-breaker	71
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
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#1238	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	6
#214	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	5
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#482	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	9
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#1065	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	7
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#2041	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	9
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#1465	tiny plastic scary clown	5
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#764	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	12
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#1742	tiny plastic taco cat	4
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#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
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#66	too legit potion	1
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#563	wad of tofu	3
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#586	wang	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#278	water pipe bomb	193
#150	water purification pills	18
#475	water wings	1
#64	watered-down Red Minotaur	62
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#126	wet stew	1
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#315	wicker shield	7
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#65	willyweed	54
#67	wind-up chattering teeth	332
#342	wind-up meatcar	34
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
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#64	yellow matter custard	2
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#2819	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
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#1146	yo	6
#2048	yo-yo	2
#605	yohohoyo	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 79,178 items total!

what items are this player missing?