#49 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 25 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
#26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
#898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
#214 | BRAINS shorts | 5 |
#322 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 8 |
#223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
#561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
#442 | Blood Light | 5 |
#422 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
#1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
#289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
#245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
#252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
#1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
#1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
#1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
#288 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
#1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
#174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#138 | Corpse Island iced tea | 37 |
#508 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 10 |
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#3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
#27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
#841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
#325 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
#370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
#195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
#601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
#533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
#21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
#613 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
#94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
#262 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 5 |
#32 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 25 |
#103 | NPZR chemistry set | 60 |
#288 | Nightstalker perfume | 6 |
#234 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 6 |
#2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
#209 | Red Pill | 2 |
#264 | Red Rover BB gun | 14 |
#680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
#493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
#536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
#1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
#158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#209 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 14 |
#99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
#681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#207 | The Cooler Out of Space | 14 |
#113 | The Joy of Wassailing | 21 |
#151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
#26 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 48 |
#436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
#463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
#41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#87 | ammonite fossil | 70 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
#533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
#29 | around the world | 237 |
#1313 | ball | 3 |
#819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
#966 | bananagate | 1 |
#109 | bath ball gift set | 37 |
#1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
#212 | bed of coals | 4 |
#546 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
#110 | belemnite fossil | 52 |
#181 | bindlestocking | 14 |
#401 | bite-me-red lipstick | 26 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
#17 | bone aperitif | 19 |
#944 | bone chips | 1 |
#23 | bone meal | 17 |
#14 | bottle of Blank-Out | 800 |
#403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
#2736 | box of sunshine | 35 |
#321 | breaded beer | 2 |
#2703 | brick | 1 |
#570 | brine | 33 |
#639 | buckyball | 7 |
#227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
#1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
#51 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 115 |
#66 | candied yams | 109 |
#1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
#462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
#287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
#92 | chocolate cigar | 17 |
#1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
#557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
#30 | corncob pipe | 33 |
#115 | corpse on the beach | 42 |
#218 | corpsedriver | 22 |
#155 | corpsetini | 33 |
#210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
#172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
#35 | cup of infinite pencils | 27 |
#314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#268 | dill | 136 |
#598 | doll house | 8 |
#1065 | dollhive | 4 |
#336 | drum of pomade | 2 |
#807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
#475 | elven cellocello | 31 |
#1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
#566 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 14 |
#313 | epic wad | 1 |
#374 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
#222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
#211 | extremely skinny jeans | 4 |
#137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
#412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
#1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
#342 | fancy opera glasses | 12 |
#1553 | felt | 4 |
#1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
#348 | festive sausage | 6 |
#296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
#101 | flamin' bindle | 6 |
#10 | floaty rock | 7 |
#23 | frayed rope belt | 32 |
#31 | freezin' bindle | 11 |
#402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
#521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
#11 | fudge bunny | 46 |
#841 | fudge lily | 1 |
#62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
#43 | fudge spork | 10 |
#322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
#668 | garish pinky ring | 4 |
#345 | ghost cucumber | 127 |
#301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
#380 | ghost trap | 1 |
#363 | ghostly body paint | 9 |
#478 | giant designer sunglasses | 8 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
#2658 | googly eye | 1 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#34 | green gummi ingot | 854 |
#1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
#2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
#65 | handful of numbers | 5 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#59 | herbal stuffing | 96 |
#519 | herringcello | 29 |
#156 | hideous egg | 20 |
#183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
#383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
#160 | holiday log | 1 |
#1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
#1258 | kite | 4 |
#897 | kumquartz | 1 |
#3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
#172 | lewd playing card | 14 |
#975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
#661 | licorice root | 1 |
#39 | lucky bottlecap | 24 |
#145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
#620 | motivational poster | 6 |
#41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
#974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
#3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
#3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#321 | necrotizing body spray | 23 |
#418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
#1187 | oozenog | 4 |
#122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
#63 | panhandle panhandling hat | 20 |
#1215 | paperclip | 1 |
#373 | peanut brittle shield | 8 |
#892 | pearidot | 1 |
#177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
#464 | penguin focaccia bread | 30 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#339 | portable photocopier | 20 |
#1197 | possessed top | 4 |
#301 | press-on ribs | 24 |
#734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
#159 | quantum taco | 200 |
#177 | queen cookie | 4 |
#36 | red gummi ingot | 862 |
#332 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
#1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
#20 | rock lobster | 1 |
#37 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
#2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
#108 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 3 |
#145 | sleazy bindle | 5 |
#130 | sleeping stocking | 18 |
#214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
#707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
#1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
#155 | sorority brain | 10 |
#100 | soy cordial | 5 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#259 | spectral pickle | 61 |
#305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
#1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#728 | squirming egg sac | 6 |
#361 | stained mattress | 3 |
#165 | strange cube | 10 |
#917 | strawberyl | 1 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
#2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
#2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
#1604 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 20 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#1668 | stuffed Meat | 19 |
#677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
#1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
#1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
#1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
#1475 | stuffed key | 21 |
#1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
#1573 | stuffed mink | 21 |
#1602 | stuffed monocle | 21 |
#1713 | stuffed teddy butler | 18 |
#1449 | stuffed tin of caviar | 25 |
#1146 | stuffed treasure chest | 35 |
#2121 | stuffing | 2 |
#1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
#656 | superheated fudge | 2 |
#279 | throwing bone | 2 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#56 | tofurkey gravy | 115 |
#51 | tofurkey leg | 122 |
#1556 | top | 2 |
#908 | tourmalime | 1 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
#660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#80 | trilobite fossil | 72 |
#223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
#727 | twitching claw | 7 |
#126 | unfortunate dumplings | 3 |
#587 | unstable DNA | 91 |
#792 | valuable trinket | 84 |
#341 | vinegar | 113 |
#329 | whisker pencil | 18 |
#38 | yellow gummi ingot | 846 |
#2364 | yo-yo | 1 |