Museum :: DarkSpuddle

DarkSpuddle

Rank	Item	Quantity
#263	"DRINK ME" potion	78
#13	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	60
#14	1/6th Pound Cake	11
#172	1952 Mickey Mantle card	5
#6	4-dimensional fez	62
#45	5-hour acrimony	140
#50	7-inch discus	1
#11	99.44% pure math	22
#7	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	117
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#37	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	4
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#52	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	4
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#32	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	4
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#38	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	3
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#53	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	4
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#450	A. W. O. L. commendation	11
#79	ASCII fu manchu	3
#46	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	13
#12	Alewife™ Ale	490
#123	Alice's Army Alchemist	9
#109	Alice's Army Bowman	6
#94	Alice's Army Cleric	8
#143	Alice's Army Coward	3
#155	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#86	Alice's Army Guard	14
#119	Alice's Army Halberder	9
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#398	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#287	Angelhair Culottes	4
#108	Angry Farmer candy	1,665
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#571	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#19	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	12
#18	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	13
#18	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	14
#17	Artist's Spatula of Despair	12
#14	Artist's Whisk of Misery	13
#14	Asleep in the Cemetery	55
#12	Atomic Comic	18
#68	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#60	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	11
#38	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	16
#69	BGE merchandise order form	52
#40	BGE pocket calendar	11
#69	BGE shotglass	59
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#31	BRAINS shorts	42
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#158	BRICKO brick	1,675
#79	BRICKO eye brick	1,140
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#28	BRICKO reactor	26
#78	BRICKO stud	5
#383	BURT	54
#289	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#49	Bangyomaman battle juice	14
#12	Barney's rake	17
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#278	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	36
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#13	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	164
#17	Barulio's bottle	64
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#135	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#5	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	9
#6	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	31
#16	Bit O' Ectoplasm	300
#33	BitterSweetTarts	400
#8	BittyCar HotCar	3
#5	BittyCar MeatCar	3
#6	BittyCar SoulCar	3
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#5	Blizzards I Have Died In	49
#5	Blood 'n' Plenty	100
#22	Blood Light	155
#79	Blue Diamond of Honesty	6
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#12	Boletus Broletus mushroom	11
#17	Bone's Farm "wine"	56
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#215	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#528	Boss Bat bling	6
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#14	Boss Drops	200
#28	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#21	Bruno's blessing of Mars	28
#190	Bulky Buddy Box	14
#27	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	28
#6	Buttery Knob	60
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#77	C.H.U.M. chum	27
#20	C.H.U.M. knife	29
#16	C.H.U.M. lantern	7
#44	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	13
#27	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	12
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	11
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#43	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	9
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#30	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	11
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#154	CRIMBCO mug	102
#846	CRIMBCO scrip	100
#516	CRIMBCO wine	15
#103	CRIMBCOIDS mints	20
#128	CRIMBCOLOAF	17
#25	CSA all-purpose soap	460
#92	CSA bravery badge	50
#105	CSA cheerfulness ration	58
#66	CSA discount card	204
#137	CSA fire-starting kit	160
#68	CSA obedience grenade	200
#108	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	63
#33	Camp Scout pup tent	551
#82	Candicaine	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#15	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	3
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#73	Choco-Mint patty	3
#16	Chorale of Companionship	4
#486	Chroner	8
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#62	Cloaca Cola Polar	105
#74	Cloaca grenade	200
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#34	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	65
#1071	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#78	Coily™	1
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#65	Cold Hots candy	600
🥈	Comet Drop	1,400
#40	Comet Pop	11
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#49	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	43
#29	Corpse Island iced tea	114
#48	Cosmic Calorie	1,530
#79	Crazymaker	1
#19	Crepes a la Lune	5
#4	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	480
#111	Crimbo Credit	115
#9	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	2
#9	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	2
#129	Crimbo candied pecan	200
#132	Crimbo fudge	200
#9	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	2
#127	Crimbo peppermint bark	200
#8	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	2
#8	Crimbo tree flocker	2
#49	Crimbo wreath	10
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#27	Crimbonium fuel rod	146
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	12
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	12
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	12
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#19	Crimbot battery	189
#16	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	674
#17	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	36
#13	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	64
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#5	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	6
#11	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	67
#14	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	54
#18	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	35
#20	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	31
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	32
#21	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	31
#27	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	25
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	61
#14	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	51
#16	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	653
#15	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	41
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#4	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	6
#13	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	70
#15	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	568
#16	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	170
#15	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	33
#11	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	69
#16	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	633
#18	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	27
#14	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	54
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	189
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	635
#15	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	217
#16	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	656
#27	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	23
#7	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	4
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#797	Crimbuck	1,000
#448	Crown of the Goblin King	55
#13	D roll	670
#36	Daffy Taffy	2,300
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#22	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	28
#347	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	18
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#72	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	5
#313	Divine	1
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#24	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	411
#6	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	200
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#28	Dump Truck	9
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#55	Dyspepsi grenade	200
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#19	Ecto-Cooler	44
#9	Effermint™ tablets	1,150
#619	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#82	El Vibrato power sphere	21
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
🥈	Ellsbury's journal	16
#7	Ellsbury's skull	14
#33	Elron's Explosive Etude	3
#17	Elvish delight	100
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#100	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#125	Enchanted Plunger	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#65	Event Horizon	1
#10	Everlasting Deckswabber	200
#211	FDKOL commendation	2,965
#63	FDKOL hotcakes	120
#27	FDKOL tattoo	2
#11	Fantasma en la Máquina	290
#12	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	12
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#12	Flan in the Moon	11
#35	Frat Army FGF	250
#24	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	28
🥇	French slippers	1
#11	Friendliness Beverage	646
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#4	Frosty's arm	9
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#15	Frosty's frosty mug	193
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#57	Frosty's nailbat	2
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#85	Fu Manchu Wax	4
#45	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	8
#34	Fudgie Roll	11
#86	GOTO	11
#286	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#8	Game Grid ticket	5,470
#57	Game Grid token	262
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#291	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#153	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#108	Gearhead Goo	4
#32	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	4
#397	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#98	Gnollish Crossdress	3
#30	Go-Wassail	817
#117	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
#87	Greaves of the Murk Lord	5
#64	Green Burlap	1
#117	Green Clover of Justice	14
#76	Green Giant	1
#32	Gummi-DNA	100
#11	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	11
#13	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	378
#48	Haymaker	1
#78	Heimandatz's heart	14
#6	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	11
#50	Herringtini	1
#122	Hippy Army MPE	100
#18	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	3
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#23	Hodgman's blanket	49
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#4	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	7
#8	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	5
🥉	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	17
#6	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	9
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#223	Hollandaise helmet	22
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#10	Hundred Headed IPA	33
#22	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	391
#74	Illuminati earpiece	4
#6	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	102
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#532	Instant Karma	10
#57	Interview With You (a Vampire)	4
#230	Iron Beta of Industry	43
#63	Jack-in-the-box	65
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#376	Jocko Homo's head	5
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#5	Kissin' Cousins	31
#10	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	128
#64	Knob Goblin Mutagen	43
#28	Knob Goblin lunchbox	111
#16	Knob jelly donut	25
#51	Knob nuts	29
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#9	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	314
#329	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#18	Lars the Cyberian	16
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#399	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#12	Let Me Be!	51
#12	Lobos Mints	200
#37	Lobster qua Grill	9
#13	Lucky Surprise Egg	1,000
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#24	Mark of the Bugbear	12
#26	Mark of the Ghost	11
#29	Mark of the Skeleton	9
#20	Mark of the Vampire	12
#25	Mark of the Werewolf	12
#28	Mark of the Zombie	9
#23	Marvin's marvelous pill	13
#54	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	7
#8	Maxing, Relaxing	77
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#19	Mer-kin begsign	9
#8	Mer-kin breastplate	41
#38	Mer-kin bunwig	3
#53	Mer-kin cancerstick	3
#37	Mer-kin cheatsheet	6
#29	Mer-kin cooljuice	21
#17	Mer-kin darkbook	7
#6	Mer-kin digpick	99
#15	Mer-kin dragbelt	7
#40	Mer-kin eyeglasses	3
#6	Mer-kin fastjuice	235
#44	Mer-kin finpaddle	2
#13	Mer-kin fitbrine	45
#7	Mer-kin foodbucket	1,292
#17	Mer-kin gutgirdle	5
#6	Mer-kin healscroll	431
#9	Mer-kin hidepaint	141
#5	Mer-kin hookspear	212
#8	Mer-kin killscroll	202
#24	Mer-kin knucklebone	10
#40	Mer-kin lipstick	12
🥇	Mer-kin pinkslip	159
#11	Mer-kin prayerbeads	79
#5	Mer-kin pressureglobe	410
#15	Mer-kin ragejuice	39
#6	Mer-kin roundshield	54
#28	Mer-kin smartjuice	21
#8	Mer-kin sneakmask	34
#23	Mer-kin stopwatch	5
#17	Mer-kin strongjuice	33
#9	Mer-kin takebag	112
#5	Mer-kin thingpouch	1,394
#51	Mer-kin wordquiz	2
#22	Mer-kin worktea	10
#11	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	109
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#836	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#8	Milk Studs	2,795
#9	Mini-Crimbot crate	8
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#148	Misty Cape	13
#153	Misty Cloak	11
#69	Misty Robe	37
#44	Moon Pie	5
#16	Moonthril Schnapps	5
#21	Mortimer's nostrum	50
#103	Morto Moreto	1
🥉	Mr. Haggis	2,504
#12	Mr. Joe's bangles	52
#58	Mr. Mediocrebar	1,500
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#51	Murderer's Punch	4
#37	NPZR chemistry set	200
#7	Necbro wafers	200
#17	New Zealand iced tea	620
#150	Newman's Own Trousers	7
#766	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#40	Nightstalker perfume	57
#5	Northern pemmican	400
#8	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	605
#12	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	563
#7	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	621
#15	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	90
#17	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	72
#15	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	99
#246	Nuclear Blastball	1
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#73	Okee-Dokee soda	10
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#9	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	4
#13	Ol' Scratch's manacles	4
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#14	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	190
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#6	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	11
#195	Orange Star of Sacrifice	11
#68	Orcish meat locker	9
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#26	Oscus's flypaper pants	2
#91	Osk'r Chow	3
#44	P.B.L.T.	312
#15	PB&BP	24
#12	PEEZ dispenser	2,287
#12	PVC staff	2
#47	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	344
#111	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	19
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#25	Penultimate Fantasy chest	3,000
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#20	Piddles	1,000
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#66	Plague of Locusts	1
#37	Pocket Square of Loathing	10
#157	Pokëmann band-aid	3
#571	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#374	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	4
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#135	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	10
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#241	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	6
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	6
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#288	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	5
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#301	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	7
#349	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	6
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	5
#283	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	7
#16	Polka Pop	500
#23	Prelude of Precision	4
#60	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	3
#113	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	11
#15	Ralph IX cognac	9
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#19	Red Pill	21
#99	Red Rover BB gun	35
#185	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	9
#67	Rock Pops	800
#97	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
#11	Roman sadnals	25
#7	Rompedores de Fantasmas	324
#32	Russian Ice	22
🥈	S.A.V.E. flyer	609
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#306	Safari Jack's moustache	5
#30	Saison du Lune	5
#21	Salsa de las Epocas	11
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#39	Schrödinger's thermos	1,100
#41	Scuba Snack	13
#98	Senior Mints	200
#14	Sensual Massage for Creeps	47
#109	Shield of Icy Fate	4
#75	Shivering Chèvre	62
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#25	Silver Bullet beer	65
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#62	Sizzling Sinner	1
#155	Skullery Maid's Knee	2
#42	Skullhead's Screw	11
#38	Skully's hot chocolate	3
#64	Slimebite	1
#4	Slippery Knob	100
#87	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#124	Sogg-Os	2
#96	Space Tours Tripple	18
#10	Space Trip safety headphones	1
#18	Spaghetti with Moonballs	5
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#7	Spooky Surprise Egg	3,400
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#7	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	11
#78	Stone Golem pebbles	17
#12	Strix stix	183
#11	Sugar Cog	300
#7	Summer Nights	43
#91	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#6	Sweet Sword	100
#7	Swizzler	2,000
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#9	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	14
#76	T.U.R.D.S. Key	16
#16	TI-9000 calculator	155
#64	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	309
#63	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	327
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#62	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	307
#7	Take Eleven Bar	200
#11	Tales from the Fireside	38
#4	Tales of Dread	1
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🥉	warbear feasting bread	209
#8	warbear feasting mead	68
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
#71	warbear gyro	5
#122	warbear gyrocopter	8
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#4	warbear helm fragment	392
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#212	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	5
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#11	warbear liquid lasers	41
#82	warbear liquid overcoat	28
#9	warbear long johns	1
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#19	warbear officer requisition box	45
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#35	warbear procedural hilarity drone	22
#8	warbear rejuvenation potion	54
#11	warbear requisition box	307
#67	warbear robo-camouflage unit	17
#34	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	26
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#11	warbear soda machine assembler	28
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#20	warbear superpotion	18
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
🥉	warbear trouser fragment	454
#104	warbear wardance potion	19
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#166	warbear whosit	1,196
#28	wasabi marble soda	23
#19	wasabi pocky	24
#25	wasabi-infused sake	21
#105	water purification pills	100
#5	water-polo cap	65
#5	water-polo mitt	50
#18	waterlogged bootstraps	3
#13	waterlogged crate	20
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
#72	weremoose spit	12
#6	wet venom duct	144
#261	whalebone corset	1
#22	whimpering willow bark	47
#17	whisker pencil	311
#11	whiskey in a broken glass	227
#25	white earbuds	1
#63	white rice	50
#125	white tulip	1
#88	white whip	1
#1934	whoopie cushion	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#33	willyweed	101
#566	wind-up meatcar	11
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#211	witch hat	4
#69	wizard action figure	1
#23	wok lobster	9
#15	wolfman mask	400
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#23	world's most unappetizing beverage	8
#271	wrench bracelet	13
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#53	wumpus hair	34
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#12	wumpus-hair whip	2
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#118	yak whip	1
#63	yellow drunki-bear	11
#60	yellow gummi ingot	572
#26	yellow matter custard	7
🥉	yellow puck with a bow on it	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#1885	yo-yo	3
#38	your own black heart	71
#125	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#79	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#161	zombie hollandaise	2

Wow, that's 510,820 items total!

what items are this player missing?