DarkSpuddle

RankItemQuantity
#264"DRINK ME" potion78
#13'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign60
#141/6th Pound Cake11
#1721952 Mickey Mantle card5
#64-dimensional fez62
#455-hour acrimony140
#507-inch discus1
#1199.44% pure math22
#6A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes117
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#37A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 14
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#52A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 24
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#32A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 34
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#38A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 43
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#53A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 54
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 62
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#112A muse-bouche1
#450A. W. O. L. commendation11
#79ASCII fu manchu3
#46Agent Corrigan's cigarette13
#13Alewifeâ„¢ Ale490
#124Alice's Army Alchemist9
#110Alice's Army Bowman6
#94Alice's Army Cleric8
#144Alice's Army Coward3
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#86Alice's Army Guard14
#119Alice's Army Halberder9
#25Alice's Army booster box1
#159Ancient Protector Soda1
#399Ancient Saucehelm6
#286Angelhair Culottes4
#108Angry Farmer candy1,665
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#19Artist's Butterknife of Regret12
#18Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness13
#18Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury14
#17Artist's Spatula of Despair12
#14Artist's Whisk of Misery13
#14Asleep in the Cemetery55
#12Atomic Comic18
#69Aura Libre1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#65Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth1
#60BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt11
#38BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt16
#69BGE merchandise order form52
#40BGE pocket calendar11
#69BGE shotglass59
#308BGE temporary tattoo3
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#31BRAINS shorts42
#28BRICKO airship1
#159BRICKO brick1,675
#78BRICKO eye brick1,140
#112BRICKO pearl1
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#28BRICKO reactor26
#77BRICKO stud5
#382BURT54
#288Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental4
🥉Banfoy's Boutique Order Form1
#49Bangyomaman battle juice14
#12Barney's rake17
#184Baron von Ratsworth's money clip3
#278Baron von Ratsworth's monocle36
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#13Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler164
#17Barulio's bottle64
#31Beefy Crunch Pastaco1
#101Beignet Milgranet1
#134Belt of Howling Anger3
#5Benetton's Medley of Diversity9
#6Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook31
#16Bit O' Ectoplasm300
#33BitterSweetTarts400
#8BittyCar HotCar3
#5BittyCar MeatCar3
#6BittyCar SoulCar3
#453Bling of the New Wave3
#5Blizzards I Have Died In49
#5Blood 'n' Plenty100
#22Blood Light155
#79Blue Diamond of Honesty6
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#12Boletus Broletus mushroom11
#17Bone's Farm "wine"56
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#36Bonestabber1
#201Boots of Twilight Whispers1
#214Boozehounds Anonymous token3
#95Bordeaux Marteaux1
#527Boss Bat bling6
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#14Boss Drops200
#29Brain Food Pastaco1
#94Bram's choker1
#21Bruno's blessing of Mars28
#190Bulky Buddy Box14
#27Burt's blessing of Bacchus28
#6Buttery Knob60
#190C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button3
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#77C.H.U.M. chum27
#20C.H.U.M. knife29
#16C.H.U.M. lantern7
#44CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)13
#27CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)12
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)11
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#43CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)9
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#30CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)11
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#154CRIMBCO mug102
#846CRIMBCO scrip100
#516CRIMBCO wine15
#103CRIMBCOIDS mints20
#128CRIMBCOLOAF17
#25CSA all-purpose soap460
#92CSA bravery badge50
#105CSA cheerfulness ration58
#66CSA discount card204
#137CSA fire-starting kit160
#68CSA obedience grenade200
#108CSA scoutmaster's "water"63
#34Camp Scout pup tent551
#83Candicaine1
#104Carol of the Bulls1
#105Carol of the Hells1
#101Carol of the Thrills1
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#76Cement Mixer1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#61Chalice of the Malkovich Prince1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#54Chester's bag of candy2
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#57Chester's moustache2
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#15ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)3
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
#73Choco-Mint patty3
#16Chorale of Companionship4
#487Chroner8
#15Chroner cross1
#17Chroner trigger1
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
#476Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#62Cloaca Cola Polar105
#74Cloaca grenade200
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#214Cloak of Dire Shadows1
#34Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau65
#1070Codpiece of the Goblin King6
#78Coilyâ„¢1
#694Colander of Em-er'il4
#65Cold Hots candy600
🥈Comet Drop1,400
#40Comet Pop11
#36Cool Brunch Pastaco1
#48Copper Alpha of Sincerity43
#29Corpse Island iced tea114
#48Cosmic Calorie1,530
#80Crazymaker1
#19Crepes a la Lune5
#4Crimbo Candy Cookbook480
#111Crimbo Credit115
#9Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head2
#9Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug2
#132Crimbo candied pecan200
#132Crimbo fudge200
#9Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll2
#127Crimbo peppermint bark200
#8Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer2
#8Crimbo tree flocker2
#49Crimbo wreath10
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#27Crimbonium fuel rod146
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision12
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping12
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#5Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency12
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#19Crimbot battery189
#15Crimbot schematic: Big Head674
#16Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel36
#12Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher64
#15Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper1
#5Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw6
#11Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter67
#14Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder54
#18Crimbot schematic: Crab Core35
#19Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso31
🥇Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
#19Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head32
#20Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun31
#26Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun25
#15Crimbot schematic: Gun Face1
#13Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs61
#14Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads51
#15Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs653
#14Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan41
#26Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack1
#4Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler6
#13Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite70
#15Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise568
#16Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis170
#14Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder33
#11Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module69
#15Crimbot schematic: Power Arm633
#18Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler27
#13Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head54
#9Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis2
🥇Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator1
#15Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker189
#14Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt1
#14Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun635
#14Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet217
#15Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis656
#26Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet23
#7Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower4
#9Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm2
#20Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs1
#13Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball1
#797Crimbuck1,000
#450Crown of the Goblin King55
#12D roll670
#36Daffy Taffy2,300
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#22Dennis's blessing of Minerva28
#347Dickory Farms Gift Basket18
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#72Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate5
#313Divine1
#125Dramaticâ„¢ range11
#24Dreadsylvanian Almanac page411
#6Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice200
#63Drunken Astrophysicist1
#28Dump Truck9
#13Dungeon Fist gauntlet1
#55Dyspepsi grenade200
#71Earth, Wind and Firewater1
#19Ecto-Cooler44
#8Effermintâ„¢ tablets1,150
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#82El Vibrato power sphere21
#27El Vibrato translator1
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#534Elder Turtle Shell5
🥈Ellsbury's journal16
#7Ellsbury's skull14
#33Elron's Explosive Etude3
#17Elvish delight100
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#101Enchanted Flyswatter2
#126Enchanted Plunger1
#25Energy Buzz Pastaco1
#66Event Horizon1
#11Everlasting Deckswabber200
#211FDKOL commendation2,965
#63FDKOL hotcakes120
#27FDKOL tattoo2
#11Fantasma en la Máquina290
#12Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy12
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#64Flaming Caipiranha1
#77Flaming Knob1
#77Flaming Mohobo1
#71Flaming Sazerorc1
#12Flan in the Moon11
#35Frat Army FGF250
#24Freddie's blessing of Mercury28
🥇French slippers1
#11Friendliness Beverage646
#82Fromage Pinotage1
#4Frosty's arm9
#213Frosty's carrot1
#15Frosty's frosty mug193
#16Frosty's iceball1
#58Frosty's nailbat2
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#25Frown Exerciser2
#86Fu Manchu Wax4
#45Fudge Fiber Armor Plating8
#34Fudgie Roll11
#86GOTO11
#286Galapagosian Cuisses4
#8Game Grid ticket5,470
#57Game Grid token262
#12Game Grid valued membership card1
#292Garter of the Turtle Poacher4
#153Gauntlets of the Blood Moon2
#108Gearhead Goo4
#32Ghost Pinching Quarterly4
#396Glass Balls of the Goblin King6
#99Gnollish Crossdress3
#30Go-Wassail817
#116Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob8
#87Greaves of the Murk Lord5
#65Green Burlap1
#116Green Clover of Justice14
#77Green Giant1
#34Gummi-DNA100
#11Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom11
#12Haunted Sorority House staff guide378
#48Haymaker1
#78Heimandatz's heart14
#6Helvella Haemophilia mushroom11
#52Herringtini1
#122Hippy Army MPE100
#18Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians3
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#23Hodgman's blanket49
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#8Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#24Hodgman's harmonica2
#4Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times7
#8Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics5
🥉Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin17
#6Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top9
#26Hodgman's lucky sock2
#66Hodgman's metal detector1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#225Hollandaise helmet22
#37Humpty Dumplings1
#11Hundred Headed IPA33
#22Iiti Kitty Gumdrop391
#75Illuminati earpiece4
#6Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration102
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#534Instant Karma10
#57Interview With You (a Vampire)4
#229Iron Beta of Industry43
#62Jack-in-the-box65
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#375Jocko Homo's head5
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
#5Kissin' Cousins31
#10Knob Göblin lòve potion128
#64Knob Goblin Mutagen43
#28Knob Goblin lunchbox111
#16Knob jelly donut25
#52Knob nuts29
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#9La Fantasma y La Oscuridad314
#328La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez4
#18Lars the Cyberian16
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#398Lederhosen of the Night3
#12Let Me Be!51
#12Lobos Mints200
#37Lobster qua Grill9
#13Lucky Surprise Egg1,000
#29Ludovico Pastaco1
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#44Mark III Steam-Hat1
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#24Mark of the Bugbear12
#26Mark of the Ghost11
#31Mark of the Skeleton9
#20Mark of the Vampire12
#25Mark of the Werewolf12
#28Mark of the Zombie9
#23Marvin's marvelous pill13
#54Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery7
#8Maxing, Relaxing77
🥇Meatcleaver1
#60Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince1
#24Medical Pastaco1
#19Mer-kin begsign9
#8Mer-kin breastplate41
#38Mer-kin bunwig3
#53Mer-kin cancerstick3
#37Mer-kin cheatsheet6
#29Mer-kin cooljuice21
#17Mer-kin darkbook7
#6Mer-kin digpick99
#15Mer-kin dragbelt7
#40Mer-kin eyeglasses3
#6Mer-kin fastjuice235
#45Mer-kin finpaddle2
#13Mer-kin fitbrine45
#7Mer-kin foodbucket1,292
#17Mer-kin gutgirdle5
#6Mer-kin healscroll431
#9Mer-kin hidepaint141
#5Mer-kin hookspear212
#8Mer-kin killscroll202
#24Mer-kin knucklebone10
#40Mer-kin lipstick12
🥇Mer-kin pinkslip159
#11Mer-kin prayerbeads79
#5Mer-kin pressureglobe410
#15Mer-kin ragejuice39
#6Mer-kin roundshield54
#28Mer-kin smartjuice21
#8Mer-kin sneakmask34
#23Mer-kin stopwatch5
#17Mer-kin strongjuice33
#9Mer-kin takebag112
#5Mer-kin thingpouch1,394
#51Mer-kin wordquiz2
#22Mer-kin worktea10
#11Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses109
#5Meteoid ice beam1
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#835Microplushie: Raverdrine2
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#8Milk Studs2,795
#9Mini-Crimbot crate8
#120Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot3
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#16Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet1
#15Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass1
#11Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge1
#14Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves1
#13Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow1
#141Missing Eye Simulation Device1
#148Misty Cape13
#153Misty Cloak11
#69Misty Robe37
#44Moon Pie5
#16Moonthril Schnapps5
#21Mortimer's nostrum50
#103Morto Moreto1
🥉Mr. Haggis2,504
#12Mr. Joe's bangles52
#58Mr. Mediocrebar1,500
#34Ms. Accessory1
#52Murderer's Punch4
#37NPZR chemistry set200
#6Necbro wafers200
#17New Zealand iced tea620
#149Newman's Own Trousers7
#766Nickel Gamma of Frugality5
#40Nightstalker perfume57
#5Northern pemmican400
#8Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I605
#12Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II563
#7Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III621
#15Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV90
#17Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V72
#15Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI99
#245Nuclear Blastball1
#79Oh, the Humanitini1
#73Okee-Dokee soda10
#54Ol' Scratch's ash can2
#9Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork4
#13Ol' Scratch's manacles4
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#14Ol' Scratch's salad fork190
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#53Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat2
#6Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom11
#195Orange Star of Sacrifice11
#67Orcish meat locker9
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#26Oscus's flypaper pants2
#91Osk'r Chow3
#44P.B.L.T.312
#15PB&BP24
#11PEEZ dispenser2,287
#12PVC staff2
#48Pack of Alice's Army Cards344
#112Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster19
#22Pendant of Gargalesis1
#25Penultimate Fantasy chest3,000
🥈Peppermint Pip Packet1
#20Piddles1,000
#314Pink Heart of Spirit3
#67Plague of Locusts1
#37Pocket Square of Loathing10
#157Pokëmann band-aid3
#571Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip3
#374Pokëmann figurine: Duck4
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#136Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump10
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#241Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan6
#348Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap6
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#288Pokëmann figurine: Nothing5
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#301Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf7
#349Pokëmann figurine: Twitter6
#408Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite5
#283Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth7
#17Polka Pop500
#23Prelude of Precision4
#60Purple Horseshoe of Honor3
#113Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit11
#15Ralph IX cognac9
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#19Red Pill21
#98Red Rover BB gun35
#185Retenez L'Herbe Paté9
#67Rock Pops800
#98Rogue Windmill Rouge1
#11Roman sadnals25
#7Rompedores de Fantasmas324
#32Russian Ice22
🥈S.A.V.E. flyer609
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#305Safari Jack's moustache5
#30Saison du Lune5
#21Salsa de las Epocas11
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#50Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince1
#39Schrödinger's thermos1,100
#41Scuba Snack13
#98Senior Mints200
#14Sensual Massage for Creeps47
#108Shield of Icy Fate4
#75Shivering Chèvre62
#92Shot of the Living Dead1
#25Silver Bullet beer65
#471Sinful Desires1
#63Sizzling Sinner1
#155Skullery Maid's Knee2
#42Skullhead's Screw11
#38Skully's hot chocolate3
#65Slimebite1
#4Slippery Knob100
#88Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire1
#124Sogg-Os2
#96Space Tours Tripple18
#10Space Trip safety headphones1
#18Spaghetti with Moonballs5
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#7Spooky Surprise Egg3,400
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#7Stemonitis Staticus mushroom11
#78Stone Golem pebbles17
#12Strix stix183
#11Sugar Cog300
#7Summer Nights43
#91Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword2
🥇Superhero Reboots1
#6Sweet Sword100
#7Swizzler2,000
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#63Sword of the Brouhaha Prince1
#9TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡14
#76T.U.R.D.S. Key16
#16TI-9000 calculator155
#64Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro309
#63Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita327
#145Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier2
#62Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco307
#7Take Eleven Bar200
#11Tales from the Fireside38
#4Tales of Dread1
#7Tales of a Kansas Toymaker205
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#302Tasty Fun Good rice candy200
#70Tears of the Quiet Healer83
#4The Art of Slapfighting161
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#5The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones159
#10The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder4
#24The Big Book of Pirate Insults181
#19The Cooler Out of Space109
#7The Emperor's new cookie100
#9The Joy of Wassailing178
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#25The Landscaper's leafblower3
#44The Legendary Beat1
#33The Lost Pill Bottle2
#295The Mariachi's guitar case6
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#7The Necbronomicon18
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#36The Snitch's Manifesto4
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#14The Sword in the Steak1
#59The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants2
#82Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag51
#173Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette18
#58Thwaitgold ant statuette10
#220Thwaitgold bee statuette8
#264Thwaitgold bookworm statuette4
#470Thwaitgold butterfly statuette3
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#892Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette4
#398Thwaitgold firefly statuette10
#145Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette11
#40Thwaitgold maggot statuette25
#105Thwaitgold nit statuette2
#4Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette15
#189Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette16
#404Thwaitgold spider statuette7
#534Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette14
#296Thwaitgold termite statuette36
#105Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette5
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#20Tiger-lily's milk219
#131Time Bandit Time Towel1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#13Travels with Jerry41
#4Tremella Tarantella mushroom11
#149Trivial Avocations Card: What?27
#144Trivial Avocations Card: When?28
#152Trivial Avocations Card: Where?24
#149Trivial Avocations Card: Who?23
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#47Typical Tavern swill400
#143UV monocular1
#25Ultimate Mind Destroyer4
#26Ultra Mega Sour Ball2
#149Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt1
#13Ultrasoldier Serum80
#12Uncle Crimbo's Rations62
#613Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide11
🥈Uncle Hobo's belt8
#6Uncle Hobo's epic beard4
#4Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves5
#5Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants3
#4Uncle Hobo's highest bough4
#4Uncle Hobo's stocking cap5
#94Uncle Romulus11
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#5Unconscious Collective Dream Jar1,000
#10Underworld flail1
#7Underworld sapling4
#6Underworld truncheon2
🥈Underworld trunk1
#32Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap1
🥉Ur-Donut201
#113Uranium Omega of Temperance2
#126Van der Graaf helmet1
#44Vial of jus de larmes4
🥈Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet1
#9Vivian's Vitamin9
#600Volartta's bellbottoms2
#204Wand of Oscus1
#321Warm Subject gift certificate265
#9Wax Flask250
#11Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray1,855
#90Wet Russian3
#115Whatsian Ionic Pliers3
#96White Chocolate Golem Seeds14
#10Winifred's whistle3
#95Wint-O-Fresh mint300
#18Wolfman Nardz100
#39Workytime Tea85
#44Wrecked Generator6
#10X-37 gun26
#31Xiblaxian cache locator simcode7
#11Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner23
#35Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode2
#20Xiblaxian holo-training simcode14
#16Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode11
#16Xiblaxian residence-cube1
#251Yakisoba's hat6
#109Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher162
#201Yellow Moon of Compassion14
🥈Young Man's Cargo Load11
🥉Young Man's Crew Sequester11
#58Yummy Tummy bean4,000
#16Z-Bone steak173
#129Zeâ„¢ goggles28
#439Zinc Delta of Tranquility3
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#62Zombo's shield2
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#51Zombo's skullcap2
#31Zu Mannkäse Dienen106
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#31abandoned candy150
#79abominable blubber20
#234actual reality goggles1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#1149adorable seal larva2
#28aerated diving helmet19
#37airplane charter: Spring Break Beach1
#11alien drugs265
#45alien force field disruptor bean12
#17alien source code printout26
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#7amber aviator shades65
#24ammonite candy mold11
#79ammonite fossil75
#44ancient calendar1
#34ancient calendar fragment8
#115ancient poisoned dart30
#10ancient stone fist181
#16ancient stone head69
#201ancient unspeakable fruitcake22
#100ancient vinyl coin purse110
#4anemone nematocyst316
#72anger blaster1
#26angst burger645
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#60antimatter wad7
#5antique 8-Bit Power magazine113
#10antique bottle opener53
#46antique painting of a landscape12
#7antique pair of blue jeans69
#6antique record album637
🥇antique souvenir drawing109
#44aquaviolet jub-jub bird1
#4archaeologing shovel14
#81around the world57
#6artisanal homebrew gift package17
#9artisanal homebrew sampler3
#103asbestos ore96
#170aspirin5
#17augmented El Vibrato drone1
🥉augmented-reality shades219
#30auxiliary backbone1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#11baby cuddlefish18
#766baby killer bee11
#200backwoods screwdriver3
#132bad penguin egg1
#34badass pie13
#105bag of GORF70
#117bag of GORP70
#91bag of QWOP70
#9bag of W&Ws2,600
#25bag of bones24
#5baggie of powdered sugar21,650
#123ball55
#67ballast turtle12
#21banana peel190
#9banana smoothie400
🥈banana supersucker781
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#22bananagate171
#42bananarama bangle2
#137baneful bandolier1
#29banjo kazoo mount10
#19baobab sap4
#122bar whip1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#38bartender-in-the-box11
#77bat whip1
#382bath ball gift set13
#1447battered Crimbo Crate2
#13battered old top-hat2
#16bazookafish bubble gum496
#67beautiful rainbow7
#50beautiful soup3
#13bed of coals30
#22beefy fish meat81
#25beer-scented teddy bear53
#87beer-soaked mop11
#37beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar14
#135beholed bedsheet6
#118bejeweled cufflinks30
#10belemnite candy mold20
#87belemnite fossil65
#21berries of suffering57
#44bewitching boots1
#41bezoar ring1
🥇big bundle of chamoix314
#17big glob of skin13
#9big slimy cyst184
#4bindle of joy38
#7bindlestocking219
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
#159bird rib11
#17birdbone corset19
#20bishop cookie8
#38bit of clingfilm60
#26bite-me-red lipstick409
#35bitter bowtie1
#132black lotus1
#21black picnic basket600
#269black velvet box1
#4blank diary14
🥇blank note1
#6blank prescription sheet164
#60blended frozen swill6
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#28blind-packed capsule toy626
#10blind-packed die-cast metal toy1,316
#80blob of acid28
#478blob-shaped Crimbo cookie14
#1654blood flower1
#59blood-red mushroom wine1
#688blue class ring2
#13blue grass136
#253blue plastic baby1
#31blue potion43
#26blue raspberry troll doll3
#137blue tulip1
#222blueberry-frosted king cake6
#69blunt cat claw1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#4bone and arrows5
#5bone aperitif61
#162bone chips121
#6bone crusher4
#5bone meal60
#15bone spurs4
#13boneana hammock4
#11bonedanna4
🥈bonerang7
#5boning knife6
#17bonsai tree11
#33booby trap15
#69booze-soaked cherry10
#29borrowed time54
#139bottle of Blank-Out119
#4bottle of Goldschnöckered17
#11bottle of Ooze-O170
#33bottle of Pete's Sake33
#27bottle of bubbles711
🥉bottle of extra-strength melodramamine37
#47bottle of fire825
#15bottle of limeade11
#7bottle of melodramamine190
#15bottle of peppermint schnapps15
#12bottle of sake200
#6bottle of sewage schnapps1,007
#75bottle of whiskey1,000
#37bottle of wine78
#9bottled day11
#20boulder329
#29bowl of Jeal-O371
#183bowl of fishysoisse5
#7bowl of petunias2
🥇box of Dweebs74,700
#106box of Familiar Jacks2
#34box of Pokëmann band-aids97
#14box of hammers30
#360box of sunshine1,100
#53boxing-glove-in-a-box1
#30brainwave-controlled unicorn horn2
#9brand new key29
#23brass abacus11
🥈brass dorsal fin67
#42brazen bracelet1
#14breaded beer19
#86breakfast mess137
#74breakfast miracle4
#38brigand brittle656
#64brine200
#13brittle plastic handle3
#59broken beer bottle1
#232broken carburetor1
#41broken clock2
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#18bronze handcuffs5
#47brown crock marble14
#18brown pixel870
#447brown plastic baby1
#27bubble-wrap simulator76
#15bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)1
#21bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)1
#13bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)1
#71bubblin' crude511
#12bubbling tempura batter140
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#29bucket of honey205
#159buckyball37
#98bugbear detector1
#29bugbear purification pill27
#78bull blubber7
#155bumblebee marble1
#799bunny liver2
#7burrowgrub hive17
#118burst hellseal brain89
#36bus pass51
#77butterfly knife1
#49buzzing mushroom wine1
#76cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar8
#84can of CRIMBCOLA21
#351can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢1
#10can of depilatory cream33
#545can of fake snow1
#30can of franks 'n' beans7
#19can of sterno15
#59can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce104
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#27candied yams252
#43candy brain200
#1262candy cane26
#26candy cane candygram1
#19candy cigarette134
#110candy cornucopia1
#17candy crayons11
#102candy kneecapping stick16
#99candy knuckles17
#13candy skeleton200
#223candy stake22
#676canteen of wine36
#181carob chunk noodles11
#42carrot nose13
#10carton of rotten eggs1,912
#107cartoon heart12
#29catfish whiskers39
#19caustic slime nodule21
#120cement sandals7
#100censored can label2
#19centurion helmet5
🥈chainsaw chain305
#13chamoisole5
#16chaos popcorn111
#39charpuce jub-jub bird1
#33cheap Chinese beer11
#27cheap clip-on ninja tie46
#1089cheap elven gloves2
#15cheap plastic kazoo1
#89cheezburger1
#44chef-in-the-box11
#110chef-skull-in-the-box1
#68chewing gum on a string510
#17children of the candy corn100
#35chitinous pod3
🥈choco-Crimbot2,352
🥈chocolate cigar235
#31chocolate disco ball100
#30chocolate filthy lucre400
#12chocolate pasta spoon400
#31chocolate saucepan100
#8chocolate seal-clubbing club400
#7chocolate stolen accordion1,000
#27chocolate turtle totem100
#10chocolate-covered caviar200
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#19chocolate-covered scarab beetle100
#210chocolate-frosted king cake10
#537chunk of depleted Grimacite19
#25cinnamon troll doll3
#93circular CRIMBCOOKIE12
#11classy monkey118
#27clockwork chef-head-in-the-box1
#120clockwork chef-in-the-box1
#5clockwork maid101
#93clockwork sheet1
#75clove-flavored lip balm16
#115clown whip1
#19club sandwich30
#14clumsiness bark230
#27coal paperweight1
#25coffee pixie stick12
#5collapsible baton80
🥈collection of tiny spooky objects1,544
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#14colorful plastic ball9,011
#17comfy coffin45
#31comfy pillow29
#372commemorative war stein50
#52complex mushroom wine1
#98compressed air canister1
#383concentrated garbage juice2
#6concoction of clumsiness100
#257confusing LED clock1
🥉control crystal1
#209cookie cookie4
#64cool cat claw1
#864cool whip1
#81copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet1
#17corncob pipe51
#60corned-beef Reuben75
#489cornuthaum6
#56corpse on the beach66
#14corpsedriver160
#22corpsetini120
#138correction fluid5
#6corrosive cowl1
#39corrupted data524
#10corrupted stardust8
#99cotton candy cocoon1
#25cranberry schnapps11
#12crappy brain1,130
#80crappy waiter disguise11
#60crate of firebombs15
#35crate of fish meat1
#41crayon shavings78
#163creepy ginger ale2
#39creepy voodoo doll11
#35crimsilion jub-jub bird1
#71croquet hedgehog1
#113crotchety pants1
#51crowbar9
#58crown-shaped beanie5
#362crumbling rat skull1
#8crumpled felt fedora2
#26crusty hula hoop18
#125crystal skeleton vodka1
#17crystallized memory8
#64cube of ectoplasm8
#24cup of hickory chicory25
#22cup of infinite pencils36
#11cupcake-in-a-cup45
#21cursed breeches3
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#33cursed scrunchie32
#31cyber-mattock6
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#41cylindrical mold111
#82d1027
#132d127
#51d442
#9damp old wallet30
#15dangerous jerkcicle318
#28dark baconstone ring1
#29dark hamethyst ring1
#34dark porquoise ring1
#8das boot37
#43dead guy's piece of double-sided tape1
#46dead lights pie7
#64dead meat bun6
#427deadly lampshade2
#120death blossom3
#64decanter of fine Scotch4
#9decaying goldfish liver521
#11decaying wooden oar4
#9decaying wooden paddle3
#7decaying wooden pole3
#7decent brain2,206
#118deluxe fax machine3
#97demon whip1
#57demonic surgical gloves9
#9depleted Grimacite astrolabe2
#10depleted Grimacite grappling hook2
#18depleted Grimacite gravy boat2
#7depleted Grimacite hammer7
#154depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick3
#12depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt2
#329depleted uranium seal figurine2
#137designer handbag18
#29desktop zen garden2
#61dethklok1
🥇detour shield1
#15dew yoana lei12
#4dew yoana salacious lei44
#15diabolical crossbow1
#38dill600
#71dinged-up triangle1
#25disco horoscope (Aquarius)46
#20disco horoscope (Aries)63
#16disco horoscope (Cancer)67
#19disco horoscope (Capricorn)58
#10disco horoscope (Gemini)92
#15disco horoscope (Leo)78
#12disco horoscope (Libra)91
#15disco horoscope (Pisces)64
#18disco horoscope (Sagittarius)76
#16disco horoscope (Scorpio)79
#14disco horoscope (Taurus)76
#12disco horoscope (Virgo)86
#18discocktail400
#344dishrag1
#20distention pill40
#116divine blowout320
#124divine can of silly string332
#113divine champagne flute178
#147divine champagne popper71
#180divine cracker51
#119divine noisemaker328
🥇diving muff4,828
#37doll house160
#5dollar sign45
#78dollar-sign bag85
#27dollhive220
#13dolphin whistle150
#655donkey flipbook1
#28double-ice gum20
#68doubt cannon1
#5dove DNA22
#25dragon snaps214
#16dragonfish caviar51
🥈dreadful box9
#374dreadlock whip1
#13droll monocle86
#41drone self-destruct chip9
#112drop of water-37120
#367drum of pomade1
#12dubious peppermint240
#38duct tape1,150
#255duct tape wallet1
#46dull fish scale302
#52dumb mud7
#24dungeon dragon chest3
#42dungeoneering kit26
#86duonoculars3
#28dwarf bread200
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#60easter egg balloon159
#51ectoplasm au jus26
#32eel battery20
#6eel sauce106
#6eel skin33
#28eelskin pants1
#35eelskin shield1
#57effluvious emerald33
#37eggman noodles7
#459eggnog38
#114eldritch dough6
#15electric crutch20
#274electrical thingamabob18
#23electronic dulcimer pants2
#23elephant stinger58
#8elevenderizing hammer1
#4elevennis shoes1
#5elevent1
#723elven limbos gingerbread17
#65elven cellocello105
#12elven hardtack2,279
#57elven magi-pack395
#58elven medi-pack485
#1099elven moonshine5
#1396elven socks1
#10elven squeeze2,405
#93elven suicide capsule80
#132embezzler's oil1
#531empty agua de vida bottle270
#88enchanted leopard-print barbell19
#90enchanted muesli36
#8equal sign77
#4essential cameraderie99
#4essential soy83
#6essential tofu161
#694evil teddy bear18
#70expensive cigar3
#28expired bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#84expired can of franks 'n' beans1
#36extra-greasy slider101
#17extra-see-thru nightie33
#73extra-strength red potion10
#12extremely skinny jeans40
#29eye of the Tiger-lily57
#7facehugging alien673
#375facsimile dictionary29
#175faded green protest sign1
#145faded red protest sign1
#45fake plastic grass33
#62fancy beef jerky3
#14fancy black tie1
#64fancy blue potion11
#377fancy canapés1
#634fancy chocolate5
#90fancy chocolate car33
#391fancy dress ball34
#137fancy opera glasses30
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#16fat bottom quark361
#241fat loot token11
#114fat stacks of cash200
#62fear condenser1
#1162festive holiday hat2
#348festive sausage6
#35fetid feather300
#23fiery wing350
#29figurine of a charred seal58
#51figurine of a cold seal80
#27figurine of a cute baby seal13
#102figurine of a shadowy seal12
#71figurine of a sleek seal28
#311figurine of a slippery seal5
#109figurine of a stinking seal21
#37figurine of a wretched-looking seal29
#53figurine of an ancient seal24
#34figurine of an armored seal11
#16filth-encrusted futon54
#367filthy lucre100
#64finger cuffs1
#39fire axe1
#86fireball12
#72fireclutch41
#82fireman's helmet1
#46fish bazooka2
#29fish juice box93
#21fish scimitar5
#24fishbone belt1
#22fishbone bracers1
#10fishbone catcher's mitt1
#11fishbone corset1
#24fishbone facemask1
#7fishbone fins1
#10fishbone kneepads1
#6fishy wand81
🥈fitness wristband219
#9flamin' bindle28
#44flaming feather300
#57flaming sword17
#39flamingo mallet1
#21flapper floppers1
#63flask of mining oil111
#21flask of tainted mining oil636
#11flat cider11
#124flavored foot massage oil500
#82flayed mind27
#44fleetwood mac 'n' cheese4
#30flirtatious feather200
#11floaty gravel9
#103floaty inverse geode2
🥈floaty pebbles183
#4floaty rock14
#7floaty rock helmet1
#7floaty rock necklace1
#7floaty rock pants1
#414floaty sand34
#8fluid of fudge-finding61
#4flyest of shirts64
#5flytrap bezoar11
🥇flytrap pellet2,974
#12foggy glass globe3
#12foie gras400
#44folder (Stinky Trash Kid)1
#22folder (Yedi)27
#35folder (heavy metal)12
#40folder (smiley face)2
#27folder (sports car)13
#25folder (sportsballs)22
#33folder (wizard)1
#28folder (yellow)1
#67forbidden danish1
#31foreign box9
#37forest spirit rattle17
#9fossilized baboon skull50
#8fossilized bat skull54
#15fossilized demon skull34
#11fossilized limb591
🥈fossilized necklace1
#16fossilized serpent skull48
#15fossilized spider skull29
#14fossilized spike233
#9fossilized spine150
#23fossilized torso294
#12fossilized wing244
#21fossilized wyrm skull42
#18frayed rope belt41
#4freezin' bindle50
#25freshwater fishbone83
#128friendly cheez blob14
#33frightful feather300
#7frigid air mattress52
#16frigid fudgepuck214
#50frog lip-print28
#4frostbite-flavored Hob-O650
#43frosty halo5
#4frozen banquet245
#65frozen danish1
#35frozen feather300
#723fruitcake30
#20fruitfilm100
#53fruity girl swill7
#4fry-oil-flavored Hob-O450
#56fudge bunny12
#8fudge cube27
#15fudge lily328
#37fudge spork12
#5fudge-shaped hole in space-time1,000
#297fudgecule6,359
#16fudgecycle14
#31fudgesicle21
#36fumble formula2
🥉funhouse mirror319
#46furry halo4
#14future drug: Coolscaline133
#17future drug: Muscularactum129
#14future drug: Smartinex135
#167fuzzy busby20
#34gamer slurry35
#18gamma nog311
#25ganger bandana6
#6garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O450
#200garish pinky ring22
#9gator skin493
#24gatorskin umbrella32
#72gazely stare3
#240gearbox necklace4
#6gelatinous meat mass22
#9generic restorative potion95
#49ghost beer18
#54ghost cucumber600
#14ghost protocol37
#5ghost trap324
#6ghostly body paint309
🥈ghostly pickling solution111
#141giant breath mint2
#15giant clay ashtray33
#131giant designer sunglasses31
#12giant diamond ring11
#14giant fishhook4
#398giant glass of brandy1
#23giant green gummi bear34
#19giant green gummi ingot71
#43giant marshmallow11
#41giant pearl6
#38giant red gummi bear15
#20giant red gummi ingot68
#99giant tube of black lipstick96
#39giant yellow gummi bear15
#22giant yellow gummi ingot64
🥉gift-a-pult86
#12gilt perfume bottle133
#140gin-soaked blotter paper5
#1185gingerbread bugbear16
#160gingerbread horror28
#45gingerbread house10
#467gingerbread mutant bugbear8
#25gingerbread robot21
#26ginormous pumpkin13
#65glacial clock1
#79glacial sapphire13
#22gladiator tunica35
#52glass gnoll eye2
#12glass of baboon milk175
#116glass of bourbon4
#90glass of gnat milk28
#10glass of herbal tequila222
#103glass of warm milk14
#15glass of warm water54
#23glistening fish meat81
#78glittery mascara50
#5glob of Blank-Out12
🥉glob of green slime1,413
#7globe of Deep Sauce200
#302gloomy black mushroom11
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#60glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub2
#132glow-in-the-dark wristwatch2
#7glowing esca88
#73glowing fungus8
#18glowing syringe80
#203gnauga hide whip1
#11goblin autoblowgun45
#11goblin hunting spear35
#136goblin water2
#104gold Boozehounds Anonymous token8
#77gold crown18
#57gold star74
#18gold tooth29
#69gold toothbrush75
#342gold wedding ring18
#2446golden ring10
#18good brain3,815
#532googly eye25
#14googly-ball hat1
#6googly-heart hat1
#11googly-star hat1
#100gourmet gourami oil4
#16government21
#13government cheese321
#15government-issued night-vision goggles41
#15grape troll doll4
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#80graveyard snowglobe1
#1202gray bow tie2
#66great big capacitor1
#62green drunki-bear11
#15green eggnog27
#56green gummi ingot622
#19green hamhock12
#36green peawee marble32
#39grey cube12
#7grouper fangirl14
#4groupie bra148
#6groupie lipstick583
🥈groupie spangles344
#64guard turtle collar18
#67guard turtle shell50
#23gummi ammonite11
#24gummi belemnite11
#50gummi canary11
#33gummi fang3
#45gummi salamander11
#62gummi snake11
#21gummi trilobite11
#23gumshoes1
#69gun cleaning kit3
#105gyroscope30
#10hair of the calf55
#10hair of the fish64
#19half-empty carton of milk49
#88half-orchid100
#6halibut98
#45hamburger92
#91hamlet sandwich116
🥇hand of Mr. Cards1
#8handful of honey640
#38handful of juicy garbage2
#36handful of napalm1
#14handful of numbers20
#236handmade hobby horse1
#44handyman "hand soap"13
#38hardened slime belt4
#32hardened slime hat5
#51hardened slime pants3
#34headless sparrow84
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#228heart of the volcano31
#62heavy leather-bound tome4
#78hellseal claw441
#59hellseal whisker441
#60helm of the white knight1
#14hep waders16
#102herb brownies400
#64herbal stuffing84
#62herringcello103
#306hideous egg11
#14high-energy mining laser78
#5high-pressure seltzer bottle338
#161hippo whip1
#19hobo dungarees1
#4hobo fortress blueprints18
#7hobo nickel43,000
#27hobo stogie1
#384holiday cheese log5
#37holiday log12
#71holistic headache remedy108
#15holo-bomber7
#21holo-platoon4
#16holo-tank5
#124home robotics kit10
#63homeopathic mint tea1
#12honey stick146
#10honeypot5
#50hopping socks6
#16hot egg7
#76hot mint schnocolate2
#42hot plate116
#7huge bowl of candy424
#77huge gold coin140
#62huge pumpkin7
#39iFlail1
#27iShield1
#19ice skate decoy1
#10ice skate doll24
#49igloo pie4
#66imbued seal-blubber candle8
#6imitation crab crate254
#19imitation crab meat458
#15imitation crab zoea3
#134imitation nice watch1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#26imp air62
#53imp unity ring103
#16impure gasoline193
#9inert sludgepuppy1
#13inflatable baseball bat1
#5ink bladder912
#7innuendo110
#63insane tophat1
#22intricate clockwork egg12
#10intriguing puzzle box20
#7invisibility potion235
#121invisible bag7
#76ironic battle spoon2
#36ironic jogging shorts11
#28ironic oversized sunglasses8
#13irradiated candy cane354
#7irresistibility potion226
#6irritability potion219
#47ivory cue ball4
#38jamfish jam26
#92janglin' bones44
#11jar full of wind240
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#37jar of fermented pickle juice100
#67jar of psychoses (Jick)1
#47jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)1
#33jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)2
#15jar of psychoses (The Old Man)4
#33jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)2
#48jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)1
#318java cookie3
#86jawbruiser22
#32jellyfish gel23
#36jerky coins775
#23jive turkey leg138
#1882joybuzzer1
#203kamicorpse-ee1
#908ketchup hound1
#15king cookie21
#1025kite6
#32kiwi320
#17kiwi beak82
#381kneecapping stick38
#13knight cookie20
#740knuckle sandwich24
#85kobold kibble26
#49kumquartz107
#34kumquartz ring2
#4kumquat supersucker611
#209large box43
#57large tankard of ale1
#2362laser-broiled pear10
#22law-abiding citizen cane25
#98lawn dart5
#35lawnmower blade9
#22leather aviator's cap2
#114leather bookmark3
#6left bracket105
#7left parenthesis568
🥉left-handed melodica1
#16leftover Crimbo rations10
#25leftover canapés7
#22legitimate business on the beach190
#55lemon popsicle3
#80lemonade marble3
#75lesser grodulated violet200
#40letterman's jacket6
#519lewd playing card4
#102licorice garrote16
#71lime supersucker11
#17lint615
#137lion oil11
#130liquid ice2
#49liquid shifting time weirdness30
#49little parachute guy1
#87live lobster13
#23live nautical mine28
#24live wire18
#32liver and let pie30
#92liver popsicle2
#80llama lama gong100
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#314loadstone1
#41lollipop cufflinks2
#68lollipop stick1,011
🥈loose blade1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#341love song of naughty innuendo1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#325love song of sugary cuteness1
#319love song of vague ambiguity1
#8lowercase a26
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#13lucky bottlecap43
#24lucky cat statue11
#81lucky cat's paw6
#13lunar isotope17,803
#8lupine appetite hormones50
#16lychee chuhai11
#467macaroni duck5
#80machetito2
#9madius32
#9magic dragonfish fry11
#397magic whistle1
#666magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#484magical pony: Pearjack2
#646magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#651magical pony: Shutterfly1
#648magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
#48magicberry tablets166
#151magnetic sculpture kit5
#26magnolia blossom29
🥉makeshift castanets1
#74mangled finger4
#35mangled squirrel88
#215mariachi hat25
#52mariachi toothpaste3
🥉marinara jug1
#20marine aquamarine36
#31marshmallow flambé11
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#146massive gemstone18
#29meat golem10
#21meat st‰¿bing club225
#11medium slimy cyst36
#29melon-infused sake5
#12memory of a C134
#77memory of a CA base pair1
#91memory of a CG base pair1
#10memory of a G167
#148memory of a T8
#32memory of an A36
🥈memory of an AT base pair146
#11memory of some delicious amino acids698
🥉mermaid's purse119
#4midget clownfish17
#127mime soul fragment33
#743mind flayer corpse3
#66miniature boiler4
#30miniature coffin8
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#12minin' dynamite209
#23mirrored aviator shades2
#108misfit dolly1
#48misfit hobby horse2
#109misfit teddy bear1
#57missing wine4
#8moist sack7
#11moist sailor's cap31
#28mojo filter111
#20mole skin notebook12
#63molten brick200
#36molten medallion1
#947monomolecular yo-yo28
#130monster pants1
#47monstrous monocle1
#20mostly rat-hide leggings1
#12mother's secret recipe19
#103motivational poster31
#17mulled cider100
#19mummy costume400
#37musty moccasins1
#742mylar scout drone6
#5mysterious present861
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#50nanite-infested candy cane341
#168nanite-infested eggnog25
#117nanite-infested fruitcake34
#89nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear41
#11nastygeist272
#25natto marble soda24
#15natto pocky24
#19natto-infused sake27
#25necrotizing body spray200
#128neoprene skullcap1
#11neurostim pill169
#14neutron lollipop311
🥇newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp1
#99night-vision goggles11
#105ninja carabiner1
#108ninja crampons1
#112ninja rope1
#20ninjammies1
#10non-aged vinegar208
#24non-stick pugil stick1
#6novelty tattoo sleeves11
#7nugget of Crimbonium1,886
#12numberwang2
#10nurse's hat62
#43nut-shaped Crimbo cookie17
#22obnoxious riddle11
#69occult jelly donut1
#7octopus's spade82
🥈oil of oiliness1,025
#75oil-filled donut3
#154oily golden mushroom3
#134old bronzer1
#177old coin purse75
#132old eyebrow pencil1
#160old leather wallet75
#142old rosewater cream1
#16old school Mafia knicke½æ38
#196old school calculator watch1
#98old school flying disc5
#1156old sweatpants29
#302oozenog10
#17orange leather lanyard32
#76orange popsicle2
#231orcish hand lotion1
#225orcish rubber1
#169orcish stud-finder1
#11ornamental sextant2
#14outlaw bandana65
#58overcookie33
#51overpowering mushroom wine1
#17pack of pogs884
🥇packet of beer seeds1
🥇packet of dragon's teeth1
#11packet of orchid seeds35
🥉packet of pumpkin seeds1
#58pair of bolt cutters25
#59pair of government shades11
#39pair of pearidot earrings3
#19pair of plants1
#50pair of ragged claws7
#213palm-frond whip1
#11panhandle panhandling hat71
#223paperclip220
#114paranormal ricotta5
#142parasitic claw2
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#138passable elf mask19
#264patent antipsychotics1
#1038patent leather shoes3
#5pawn cookie900
#84peanut brittle shield45
#62pear supersucker11
#77pearidot77
#29pebblebräu5
#61pencil kunai1
#74penguin focaccia bread95
#1044penguin thesaurus4
#192penguin whip1
#59peppermint rhino baby1
#70peppermint sprout80
#6peppermint tailings3,397
#7percent sign329
#76perl necklace5
#16pernicious cudgel1
#55perpendicular guano23
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#682personalized birthday cake2
#638pet rock12
#52petit 4.112
#190petit fortran4
#27petrified wood400
#74philosopher's scone48
#332phish stick3
#11physiostim pill314
#25picky tweezers2
#163picture of a dead guy's girlfriend5
#14piece of after eight200
#23pig-iron bracers5
#125pig-iron helm2
#38pig-iron shinguards4
#222pile of gold coins8
#51pile of loose snow3
#164pile of useless robot parts6
#82pilgrim shield1
#35pink pinkslip slip1
#382pink plastic baby1
#34pink-belly slapper8
#46piping organ pie3
#94pirate cream pie20
#8pixel chain whip9
🥉pixel cross2,604
🥉pixel holy water2,679
#8pixel morning star11
#6pixel orb13
#32pixel power cell11
#6pixel stopwatch36
#15pixel whip13
#14pixellated candy heart2,606
🥉pixellated moneybag2,628
#13plaid cowboy hat47
#16plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#15plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#14plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#16plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards1
#52plastic Crimbo reindeer10
#7plastic cup of beer337
#6plastic cup of flat beer49
#242plastic ingot11
#18plastic spider ring1
#8pocket ace55
#65pocketwatch on a chain23
#247pog #01 (spider)4
#254pog #02 (Knob goblin)4
#295pog #03 (warwelf)3
#305pog #04 (skleleton)3
#260pog #06 (filthy hippy)4
#391pog #07 (orcish frat boy)2
#404pog #08 (hellion)2
#401pog #09 (pirate)2
#193pog #10 (hobo)6
#377pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)2
#105pointy red hat4
#31poison pen33
#4poisonous caviar286
#66poodle skirt4
#12pool of liquid metal80
#113popsicle stick23
#49pork elf goodies sack129
#100porquoise bracelet3
#37portable Othello set1
#22portable photocopier186
#10portable table136
#175possessed top32
#37pottery barn owl figurine1
#11pottery club2
#52pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#24pottery yo-yo2
#6powdered candy sushi set111
#36powdered donut126
#56powdered sealbone5
#51powdered wig25
#9press-on ribs339
#9pressurized potion of perception93
#12pressurized potion of perspicacity42
#7pressurized potion of pneumaticity28
#9pressurized potion of proficiency58
#17pressurized potion of puissance20
#12pressurized potion of pulchritude37
#117pretty bouquet22
#456pretty flower230
#29pristine fish scale30
#24propeller beanie2
#8protein paste36
#19pteruges5
#11puff of smoke1,002
#9pufferfish spine184
#271pulsing flesh11
#78pumpkin27
#10pumpkin beer320
#131pumpkin pie1
#20pumpkinhead mask300
#218purple corpsel1
#14purple prose pen72
#66pygmy dart29
#79pygmy papers45
#15quantum nanopolymer spider web18
#14quantum taco2,200
#439quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments2
#36queen cookie68
#28rack of dinosaur ribs18
#13radiation-resistant helmet85
#8radiator heater shield35
#227raffle prize box1
#31raisin33
#29rat carcass98
#75rattail whip1
#16rattler rattle151
#103ravenous eye1
#338razor-tipped yo-yo26
#14record of infuriating silence2
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
#25record of menacing silence1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
#28record of tranquil silence1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#14recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity1,460
#6recording of Chorale of Companionship2,549
#9recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad17,910
#13recording of Elron's Explosive Etude1,430
#11recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration929
#14recording of Prelude of Precision1,474
#21recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto40
#14recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1,369
#14red China marble32
🥈red and green rain stick1
#67red drunki-bear11
#57red gummi ingot623
#326red plastic baby1
#61red potion11
#112red tulip1
#35red wagon14
#106red-and-green sweater27
#210red-headed corpse1
#11red-hot medallion1
#26reflection of a map38
#62regret hose1
#26residual zeal3
#5respected companion biscuit181
#95returned Thinknerd package12
#15rhinoceros horn11
#183rib of the Bonerdagon9
#12ribbon candy300
#37rickety old unicycle2
#58ridiculous belt1
#23ridiculous cocktail55
#23ridiculous earring3
#42ridiculous sandwich33
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#7right parenthesis210
#164rigid carapace20
#944ring of aggravate monster2
#28robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.41
#28robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.42
#31robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.42
#26robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.42
#30robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.45
#26robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.44
#17robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.1
#26robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.44
#28robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.42
#29robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.43
#121robotronic egg200
🥉rocket fuel76
#15rockfish stomach193
#6roll of Hob-Os1,209
#17roller skate decoy1
#5roller skate doll32
#17rook cookie10
#54root beer3
#25rope with some soap on it1
#230rose2
#15rough fish scale237
#33round blue bomb69
#763royal jelly2
#129rubber band gun1
#231ruby on canes3
#14rusted-out shootin' iron36
#186rusty bonesaw3
#10rusty broken diving helmet24
#164rusty chain necklace21
#6rusty compass25
#66rusty hedge trimmers18
#4rusty metal greaves23
#213rusty metal ring2
#119rusty metal shaft4
#21rusty old lantern2
#12rusty piece of rebar28
#7rusty porthole28
#7rusty rivet186
#9rusty speargun19
#12rusty valve wheel6
🥇rxr shield1
#166s'more176
#9s'more gun11
#121sack lunch254
#9salacious lychee chuhai28
#7salacious screwdiver23
#6salinated mint julep1,082
#12salt wages476
#35salt water taffy41
#12sand dollar7,370
#75sandwich of the gods24
#787sawblade shield2
#78scintillating powder2
#103scissor duck1
#442scorpion whip1
#41scotch on the rocks17
#37scrap of sticky paper1
#15screwdiver11
#64scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff5
#68scroll of Puddingskin5
#96scrunchie tourniquet26
#46sea avocado13
#10sea blueberry470
#9sea broccoli538
#120sea carrot2
#10sea cauliflower478
#86sea cucumber4
#17sea grease42
#13sea honeydew62
#30sea lace44
#18sea lychee45
#10sea persimmon566
#21sea radish33
#6sea salt crystal590
#8sea salt scrubs82
#121sea tangelo1
#16seal-blubber candle300
#37seal-brain elixir100
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
🥉sealskin drum1
🥇seaode839
#95seared dino steak1
#27seaweed69
#27secret from the future10
#74secret mummy herbs and spices89
#13security flashlight479
#20sentient meat mass1
#12servo-assisted exo-pants87
#422severed rocking horse head1
#232sewer nuggets100
🥉sewer wad1,472
#61shadowy cat claw1
#17shaking skull1
#12sham champagne46
#8shapeless wide-brimmed hat2
#48shard of double-ice1,015
#7shark cartilage300
#13shark jumper13
#52shark tooth7
#53shark tooth necklace1
#58shimmering tendrils9
#38shining halo6
#127shiny stones86
#10shiny tribal beads239
#65shock belt3
#18shoo-fish pie11
🥇shot of grapefruit schnapps15,868
#11shot of mescal228
#54shrapnel jelly donut1
#121shredded hellseal hide68
#52silent beret1
#14silent pea shooter104
#48silver cheese-slicer4
#4silver keg18
#60silver paté knife2
#136silver salt-shaker1
#7silver shotgun shell144
#8simple AI22
#254single-serving herbal stuffing1
#58sinister altar fragment7
#9sinister ancient tablet1
#6sinister demon mask1
#6six tiny wedges of goat cheese675
#7skate blade42
🥈skate board72
#4skate skates210
#7skate skin923
#58skelelton spine177
#66skeletal banana31
#31skeletal scabbard1
#14skeleton1,231
#64skeleton quiche1
#50skeleton skis1
#11skull capacitor7
#61skulldozer egg1
#4slab of sponge276
#10sleazy bindle35
#57sleep mask2
#5sleeping stocking186
#422sleeping wereturtle1
#11sleeve deuce806
#55slice of pizza173
#20slick fish meat81
🥇slime convention coupons1,587
🥇slime convention flyers1,587
🥇slime convention pin1,587
🥉slime convention swag bag2,117
🥇slime convention t-shirt1,587
#5slime stack84
#12slime-covered club2
#5slime-covered compass2
#14slime-covered greaves1
#18slime-covered lantern1
#14slime-covered shovel2
#86slime-soaked brain3
#44slime-soaked hypophysis5
#60slime-soaked sweat gland4
#8slimy alveolus639
🥉slimy chest253
#21slimy fermented bile bladder1,145
#21slimy sweetbreads1,262
#16slingshot471
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#57slow jam collection54
#19slug of rum220
#19slug of shochu194
#69slug of vodka18
#276small box18
#13small slimy cyst32
🥉smart watch219
#58smashed danish1
#33smiling rat11
#38smoked potsherd29
#29smoker's cloak1
#16smoking talon3
#51smooth mushroom wine1
#51smut orc keepsake box16
#49smut orc sunglasses61
#71snailmail bits8
#20snapdragon pistil65
#18sneakeasies1
#37sneaky wrapping paper50
#14snowball300
#35sock garters4
🥈soggy seed packet1,118
#31solid shifting time weirdness4
#6sorority brain220
#16sorority girl's box2
#4soul coin11
#13soul doorbell35
#35soul mask1
#25soy cordial11
#7soyburger juice116
#34space bar1
#47space beast fur12
#23space heater1
#76space jam11
#9space junk495
#51space marine flash grenade16
#26space needle1
#51space port3
#18spaghetti con calaveras17
#36spaghetti cult mask35
#41spaghetti cult rosary30
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#23spangly mariachi pants34
#46spangly mariachi vest12
#24spangly sombrero41
🥉spangly unitard434
#21specialty ammo bandolier400
#5spectral jelly29
🥈speed limit shield1
#17spice melange27
#14spirit bed7
#67spirit blanket7
#57spirit mattress8
#52spirit pillow8
#61spirit sheet7
#77sponge cake11
#53spongy shield1
#19spooky bark800
#8spooky bindle43
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1127spooky eggnog5
#87spooky gravy fairy warlock hat9
#13spooky lasso137
#26spooky sap400
#44spooky scarecrow11
#37spray paint682
#57square CRIMBCOOKIE15
#23squirming Slime larva3
#53squirming egg sac234
#10squirmy violent party snack23
#17stained mattress49
#481stainless steel scarf7
#942stainless steel shillelagh5
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1335stainless steel slacks3
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#105stapler bear1
#11stealth bomber11
#44steamy ruby49
🥉sterno-flavored Hob-O650
#78stick-on gnome beard6
#71stink-penny157
#11stinkin' bindle40
#23stomach turnover14
#56stone wool50
🥇stop shield1
#22strange cube90
#14straw hat46
#70strawberry popsicle2
#60strawberry supersucker11
#5strawberry-flavored Hob-O450
#65strawberyl94
#37strawberyl necklace2
#539stray chihuahua5
#7streetfighting champion's belt1
#43string of Crimbo lights10
#334stuffed Baron von Ratsworth121
#31stuffed Hodgman7
#501stuffed Meat95
#954stuffed alien blob7
#24stuffed bandersnatch11
#22stuffed carpenter11
#24stuffed caterpillar12
#827stuffed crazy bastard sword7
#30stuffed dodo11
#1395stuffed doppelshifter6
#1795stuffed gray blob5
#320stuffed key173
#955stuffed martini7
#362stuffed mink120
#355stuffed monocle122
#29stuffed pocketwatch12
#142stuffed porpoise1
#536stuffed teddy butler88
#435stuffed tin of caviar105
#401stuffed treasure chest144
#179stuffed walrus1
#1276sturdy Crimbo crate5
#13sturdy cane506
#128stylish swimsuit23
#96sucker bucket2
#91sucker hakama2
#80sucker kabuto2
#19sucker scaffold409
#102sucker tachi2
#122sugar chapeau1
#101sugar shank1
#39sugar shard400
#54sugar sheet1,000
#183sugar shield1
#79sugar shillelagh1
#118sugar shirt1
#146sugar shorts1
#104sugar shotgun1
#27sugar-coated pine cone200
#5sun-dried tofu128
#115suntan lotion of moxiousness100
#11super-absorbent tarp14
#10super-sweet boom box1
#37superduperball1
#7superheated fudge335
🥈sushi doily200
#7sushi-rolling mat11
#82suspicious-looking fedora1
#10sweet mochi ball265
#90sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar6
#55swirling mushroom wine1
#7synthetic dog hair pill199
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#98tail o' nine cats1
#76tangle of rat tails6
#33tankard of ale177
#13tarnished bottlecap350
#8tarnished metal ring3
#11tarnished metal rod3
#444tassel2
#35tasty tart43
#59tattered paper crown5
#143tawdry amethyst8
#621teddy bear10
#549teddy borg16
#14teflon ore142
#29teflon shield1
#46teflon spatula1
#38teflon swim fins1
#58temporary teardrop tattoo6
#54temporary tribal tattoo21
#40tempura air1
#18tempura avocado5
#6tempura broccoli24
#20tempura carrot5
#22tempura cauliflower5
#20tempura cucumber5
#25tempura radish5
#211that gum you like3
#14the finger11
#606theoretical string19
#360thermos of brew1
#40throbbing organ pie6
#116throbbing rage gland3
#47throwing wrench43
#67thyme jelly donut1
#62time halo9
#18time shuriken2
#7time's arrow300
#12tin cup of mulligan stew120
#81tin magnolia200
#31tiny black hole13
#79tiny canopic jar15
#257tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer7
#624tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory3
#492tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer4
#220tiny die-cast Don Crimbo3
#306tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer6
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#498tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer4
#417tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer5
#356tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#219tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer7
#310tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer6
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#366tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo2
#504tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign4
#401tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer5
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#345tiny die-cast blade a-spinning2
#190tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree3
#623tiny die-cast factory worker elf3
#103tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf11
#161tiny die-cast golden ring3
#25tiny die-cast goose a-laying8
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#316tiny die-cast middle-management elf6
#507tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf4
#325tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg2
#614tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf3
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#186tiny fly glasses1
#4tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker108
🥈tiny goth giant103
#163tiny plastic 11 Dealer4
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#181tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear23
#1511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#318tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type8
#315tiny plastic Beebee King8
#1174tiny plastic Beelzebozo4
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#584tiny plastic Bonerdagon8
#13tiny plastic Boris2
#777tiny plastic Boss Bat6
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#83tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#273tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter16
#3994tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#145tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢2
#187tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel12
#148tiny plastic Crimbo Casino4
#1731tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#1679tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer5
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#127tiny plastic Crimbomination4
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#153tiny plastic Don Crimbo4
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#175tiny plastic Father McGruber22
#492tiny plastic Felonia9
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#489tiny plastic G Imp14
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#792tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#935tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser8
#731tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester10
#199tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist21
#437tiny plastic Hellion16
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#739tiny plastic Knob Goblin King6
#590tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter12
#648tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl11
#656tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist11
#586tiny plastic Knott Yeti12
#282tiny plastic Lord Flameface4
#135tiny plastic MechaElf2
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#224tiny plastic Norville Rogers19
#1044tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy7
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#1065tiny plastic Protagonist7
#204tiny plastic Queen Bee11
#221tiny plastic Rene C. Corman5
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#267tiny plastic Scott the Miner16
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#659tiny plastic Spam Witch11
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#1520tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#561tiny plastic The Man8
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#342tiny plastic Trouser Snake20
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#103tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku3
#205tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer11
#940tiny plastic XXX pr0n8
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#275tiny plastic angry space marine16
#147tiny plastic animelf2
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#308tiny plastic batbugbear14
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#302tiny plastic bee swarm14
#240tiny plastic beebee gunners18
#175tiny plastic beebee queue23
#2572tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#214tiny plastic black ops bugbear20
#256tiny plastic blazing bat17
#3304tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball5
#950tiny plastic blooper8
#257tiny plastic bugaboo17
#205tiny plastic buzzerker20
#228tiny plastic cavebugbear19
#169tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite5
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#3300tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#759tiny plastic conservationist hippy6
#1069tiny plastic cubist bull7
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#550tiny plastic drunk goat13
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#569tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#946tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker8
#309tiny plastic fire servant8
#663tiny plastic fluffy bunny11
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#827tiny plastic fruit golem9
#3344tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#3965tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick4
#3342tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#638tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers11
#605tiny plastic goth giant12
#3310tiny plastic grue5
#1229tiny plastic handsome mariachi6
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3306tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#258tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear16
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#1741tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box4
#3971tiny plastic leprechaun4
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1238tiny plastic lobsterfrogman6
#45tiny plastic mime executive2
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#190tiny plastic moneybee21
#2827tiny plastic mosquito6
#215tiny plastic mumblebee19
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#630tiny plastic ninja snowman12
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#148tiny plastic peacannon14
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#857tiny plastic scary clown9
#1319tiny plastic seal clubber4
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#521tiny plastic senile lihc13
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#554tiny plastic smarmy pirate13
#129tiny plastic spiderbugbear16
#713tiny plastic spiny skelelton10
#2876tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#856tiny plastic spooky vampire9
#2514tiny plastic stab bat7
#4016tiny plastic star starfish4
#144tiny plastic stocking mimic4
#534tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#1917tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#1243tiny plastic taco cat6
#147tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf2
#309tiny plastic the Free Man8
#647tiny plastic topiary golem11
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#735tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni10
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#601tiny plastic warwelf12
#930tiny plastic whitesnake8
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#725tiny plastic zmobie10
#7tiny slimy cyst509
#73toasted brie1
#24tobiko marble soda24
#16tobiko pocky25
#17tobiko-infused sake24
#69toe jam11
#45tofurkey gravy130
#48tofurkey leg128
#112tofurkey nugget2
#1003toothsome rock9
#173top24
#104torn hellseal sinew92
#68tourmalime94
#46tourmalime tourniquet2
#83towel96
#11toy Crimbot mega face3
#11toy Crimbot power glove3
#11toy Crimbot rocket legs3
#12toy Crimbot super fist3
#899toy deathbot1
#883toy hoverpad10
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#1815toy ray gun2
#1190toy soldier1
#1722toy space helmet2
#8toy taijijian11
#73traffic jam11
#27transporter transponder511
#478tree skirt1
#1488tree-eating kite11
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#53triad summoning scroll7
#78triangular CRIMBCOOKIE15
#8trilobite candy mold35
#116trilobite fossil48
#47tropical swill6
#388tropical wrapping paper3
#53trousers of the white knight1
#4trout fang102
#106turtle wax9
#217turtlemail bits7
#9twist of lime100
#301twitching claw13
#25twitching space egg1
#24twitching time capsule37
#82twitching trigger finger1
#98ultrafondue1
#86una poca de gracia12
#7underwater slingshot424
#12unearthed potsherd284
#173unearthly onyx6
#10unfortunate dumplings83
#60unholy water18
#20unidentifiable dried fruit11
#87unnatural gas3
#46unquiet spirits50
#12unsanitized scalpel21
#14unstable DNA2,200
#2813unstable laser battery1
#123unstable quark7
#562untamable turtle4
#14unused soap165
#19unused walkie-talkie58
#664unusual disco ball4
#76upsy daisy200
#4urchin roe12
#728urinal cake1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#176vampire glitter2
#196vampire pearl2
#20vampire pellet18
#36velcro boots1
#53velcro broadsword1
#13velcro ore142
#35velcro paddle ball1
#28velcro shield1
#722vertebra of the Bonerdagon11
#111vial of The Glistening4
#28vial of holy water139
#4vial of hot blood11
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#1642vinegar1
#27vinyl boots1
#13vinyl ore141
#51vinyl shield1
#18viral DNA155
#547vitachoconutriment capsule10
#4volcanic ash2,311
#19voodoo snuff90
#739vorpal blade2
#39votive candle14
🥇wad of cotton304
#10wad of slimy rags135
#5wad of spider silk2
#50walrus ice cream4
🥇wand of fudge control1
#176wand of pigification3
#59warbear LP-ROM burner3
#11warbear accoutrements chunk294
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#106warbear badge1
#10warbear battery118
#165warbear bearserker mead1
#248warbear beeping telegram5
#8warbear blizzard mead77
#19warbear breakfast machine assembler19
🥉warbear ceremonial party pants2
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#15warbear dress bracers1
#5warbear drone assembler33
🥉warbear electric long johns1
#5warbear electric warscarf1
#4warbear electro-spiked helm1
#21warbear empathy chip17
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#68warbear energy bracers3
#121warbear exhaust manifold2
#118warbear exo-arm2
#8warbear fancy fedora1
🥉warbear feasting bread209
#8warbear feasting mead68
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#4warbear fleece-lined long johns1
#11warbear goggles1
#71warbear gyro5
#122warbear gyrocopter8
#5warbear heated ushanka1
#4warbear helm fragment392
#7warbear high festival pants1
#192warbear high-efficiency still1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#212warbear hoverbelt piecepart5
#168warbear induction oven1
#118warbear jackhammer drill press2
#124warbear laser beacon2
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#6warbear lined ushanka1
#11warbear liquid lasers41
#82warbear liquid overcoat28
#9warbear long johns1
#295warbear metalworking primer3
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#6warbear nuclear bowtie1
🥈warbear officer greaves1
#19warbear officer requisition box45
#198warbear oil pan1
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#6warbear plain helm1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#7warbear plasma bowtie1
#9warbear polarized goggles1
#35warbear procedural hilarity drone22
#8warbear rejuvenation potion54
#11warbear requisition box307
#67warbear robo-camouflage unit17
#34warbear sequential gaiety distribution system26
#10warbear snowblindness goggles1
#11warbear soda machine assembler28
#5warbear spiked helm1
#20warbear superpotion18
#156warbear thermoregulator bread1
🥉warbear trouser fragment454
#104warbear wardance potion19
#134warbear warrior bread1
#167warbear whosit1,196
#28wasabi marble soda23
#19wasabi pocky24
#25wasabi-infused sake21
#105water purification pills100
#5water-polo cap65
#5water-polo mitt50
#18waterlogged bootstraps3
#13waterlogged crate20
#70weighted paperclip chain1
#71weremoose spit12
#6wet venom duct144
#262whalebone corset1
#22whimpering willow bark47
#17whisker pencil311
#11whiskey in a broken glass227
#24white earbuds1
#63white rice50
#126white tulip1
#88white whip1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#37wild honey pie1
#91willowy bonnet1
#33willyweed101
#565wind-up meatcar11
#162wine-soaked bone chips6
#211witch hat4
#69wizard action figure1
#23wok lobster9
#15wolfman mask400
#36wooly loincloth1
#23world's most unappetizing beverage8
#270wrench bracelet13
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#53wumpus hair34
#29wumpus-hair bolo1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#12wumpus-hair whip2
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#118yak whip1
#63yellow drunki-bear11
#61yellow gummi ingot572
#26yellow matter custard7
🥉yellow puck with a bow on it1
🥇yield shield1
#1885yo-yo3
#38your own black heart71
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1
#78zombie dinosaur egg1
#162zombie hollandaise2

Wow, that's 510,820 items total!

what items are this player missing?