| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #45 | 100-Watt bulb | 2 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #145 | Alice's Army Bowman | 3 |
| #139 | Alice's Army Cleric | 3 |
| #140 | Alice's Army Coward | 3 |
| #83 | Alice's Army Dervish | 3 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #21 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 2 |
| #26 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 3 |
| #23 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 3 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #17 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 2 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 3 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 2 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #25 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 3 |
| #25 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #26 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 3 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 3 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Guard | 3 |
| #142 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 3 |
| #139 | Alice's Army Horseman | 3 |
| #148 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 3 |
| #185 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 3 |
| #83 | Alice's Army Martyr | 3 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Ninja | 3 |
| #180 | Alice's Army Nurse | 3 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Page | 3 |
| #179 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #85 | Alice's Army Sniper | 3 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 3 |
| #170 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 3 |
| #183 | Alice's Army Wallman | 3 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #264 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #25 | Arrow (+1) | 53 |
| #55 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 15 |
| #11 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 2 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #31 | BRICKO bat | 2 |
| #119 | BRICKO brick | 2,698 |
| #55 | BRICKO bulwark | 2 |
| #20 | BRICKO elephant | 4 |
| #130 | BRICKO eye brick | 565 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO ooze | 12 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #22 | BRICKO reactor | 28 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO turtle | 2 |
| #203 | BURT | 145 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #235 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 42 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 7 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #25 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 4 |
| #21 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 15 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #10 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 23 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #39 | Bohemian rhapsody | 31 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #7 | Brand of Violence | 2 |
| #14 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 57 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #229 | CSA fire-starting kit | 50 |
| #68 | Carol of the Bulls | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Hells | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Thrills | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #26 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 4 |
| #13 | Charleston shoes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #6 | Chorale of Companionship | 6 |
| #413 | Chroner | 28 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #157 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #49 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 6 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #7 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 2 |
| 🥇 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 56,455 |
| #73 | Cookbook of the Damned | 7 |
| #132 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 19 |
| 🥇 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 54,634 |
| #194 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 26 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #71 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 2 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 32 |
| #29 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 7 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #326 | Crimbuck | 2,948 |
| #1370 | Crown of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #247 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 3 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #337 | Drowsy Sword | 57 |
| #93 | Dust bunny | 24 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #182 | Elf Guard MPC | 357 |
| #55 | Elf Guard hotpants | 2 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #31 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 5 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #112 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 4 |
| #127 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 3 |
| #128 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 3 |
| #858 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #56 | Fudgie Roll | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #125 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #68 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 5 |
| 🥇 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 53,928 |
| #4 | Girdle of Hatred | 2 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #629 | Goodfella contract | 17 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #66 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 7 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #36 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 3 |
| #4 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr pants | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr shoes | 1 |
| 🥉 | Guzzlr souvenir stein | 1 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #157 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 4 |
| #5 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 6 |
| #27 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 3 |
| #17 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 4 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #94 | How to Avoid Scams | 6 |
| #115 | How to Play Othello | 3 |
| #117 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #320 | Instant Karma | 24 |
| #48 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 5 |
| #585 | Iron Beta of Industry | 11 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #70 | Kissin' Cousins | 8 |
| #238 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 6 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #70 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,150 |
| #9 | LED candle | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #32 | Let Me Be! | 20 |
| #33 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 11 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| 🥇 | Living to Drink, Drinking to Live | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #433 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 62 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 2 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #82 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 5 |
| #17 | Maxing, Relaxing | 22 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #133 | Meat detector | 5 |
| #33 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 3 |
| #156 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 60 |
| #306 | Microplushie: Bropane | 38 |
| #311 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 11 |
| #302 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 16 |
| #203 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 13 |
| #305 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 28 |
| #246 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 58 |
| #251 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 5 |
| #277 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 23 |
| #286 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 51 |
| #234 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 37 |
| #327 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 29 |
| #337 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| #255 | Misty Cloak | 4 |
| #267 | Misty Robe | 4 |
| #25 | Mr. Accessaturday | 1 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| #70 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #87 | My First Art of War | 8 |
| #127 | Necrotelicomnicon | 6 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #608 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 8 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #121 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 12 |
| #88 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 24 |
| #140 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 10 |
| #139 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 6 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #106 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 9 |
| #4 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 2 |
| #77 | Nuclear Blastball | 51 |
| #10 | Okee-Dokee soda | 163 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #88 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 20 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Planning on a Budget | 1 |
| #45 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 3 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #19 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 31 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #10 | Pocket Professor memory chip | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 8 |
| #102 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 11 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 5 |
| #350 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
| #290 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 5 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #270 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 8 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #288 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 5 |
| #160 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 12 |
| #261 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #163 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 11 |
| #309 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 7 |
| #225 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 9 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #14 | Prelude of Precision | 7 |
| #142 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 3 |
| 🥇 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 49,918 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #39 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 27 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #277 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #26 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 4 |
| #34 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 17 |
| #147 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #43 | Sinful Desires | 20 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #33 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #11 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 2 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #24 | Spooky VHS Tape | 1 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #16 | Staff of the Electric Range | 2 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #61 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 2 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #28 | Summer Nights | 16 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #153 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| #26 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 8 |
| #15 | Tales from the Fireside | 25 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #109 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 20 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #10 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 4 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 124 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #193 | The Joy of Wassailing | 16 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #33 | Travels with Jerry | 13 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #89 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 4 |
| #58 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #62 | Van der Graaf helmet | 5 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #182 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 15 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #5 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #6 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #7 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #7 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #5 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #9 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
| #42 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #22 | antique nutcracker sword | 2 |
| #27 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 2 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #31 | asteroid belt | 2 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #9 | autumnal aegis | 1 |
| #36 | baby oil shooter | 1 |
| 🥇 | backup camera | 1 |
| #686 | badass belt | 73 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #132 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #50 | ballast turtle | 21 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #413 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
| #73 | batskin belt | 20 |
| #55 | bauxite beret | 5 |
| #48 | bauxite bow-tie | 6 |
| #57 | bauxite boxers | 3 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #115 | black snowcone | 33 |
| #45 | blood-drive sticker | 3 |
| #23 | blue canary nightlight | 1 |
| #125 | blue glowstick | 12 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #9 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 49 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #39 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 91 |
| #694 | box of sunshine | 440 |
| #28 | brass bung spigot | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #189 | bunny liver | 44 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #28 | cactus monocle | 1 |
| #734 | can of Binarrrca | 11 |
| #93 | can of starch | 2 |
| #15 | candy dog collar | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #5 | cat o' nine teeth | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #186 | chintzy accordion pin | 3 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #296 | chintzy seal pendant | 3 |
| #345 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #14 | chocolate bowtie | 1 |
| #12 | chocolate leash | 1 |
| #185 | chocolate spurs | 4 |
| #37 | classy monkey | 30 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #19 | clingfilm tangle | 4 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #155 | clove-flavored lip balm | 2 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #74 | compounded experience | 2 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #147 | correction fluid | 4 |
| #63 | cracker | 4 |
| #96 | crate of firebombs | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
| #69 | crystalline cheer | 1,463 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #19 | cute bow from beyond the stars | 1 |
| #49 | d10 | 246 |
| #19 | d12 | 1,078 |
| #38 | d20 | 279 |
| #31 | d4 | 195 |
| #34 | d6 | 313 |
| #38 | d8 | 309 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #7 | day shortener | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #308 | donated booze | 21 |
| #67 | donated candy | 315 |
| #301 | donated food | 21 |
| #37 | double-ice box | 2 |
| #61 | double-ice britches | 2 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #320 | dwarvish magazine | 3 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #66 | effluvious emerald | 28 |
| #45 | electric crutch | 7 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #25 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #143 | epic wad | 4 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
| #254 | eye-pod | 2 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| 🥇 | familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #108 | figurine of a charred seal | 25 |
| #51 | figurine of a cold seal | 79 |
| #62 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 18 |
| #36 | figurine of a sleek seal | 42 |
| #193 | figurine of a slippery seal | 9 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #56 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 22 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #96 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #10 | fireproof skip lid | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #5 | flaming leaf crown | 6 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #75 | fried air | 17 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #69 | fuzzy busby | 40 |
| #469 | fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #118 | fuzzy earmuffs | 26 |
| #127 | fuzzy montera | 23 |
| #4 | gabardine gaiters | 2 |
| 🥉 | gabardine garland | 4 |
| #6 | gabardine gunnysack | 2 |
| 🥇 | gabardine smithereens | 3 |
| #47 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #62 | gearbox necklace | 11 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #90 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #120 | ghost of a necklace | 55 |
| #53 | giant clay ashtray | 10 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #184 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #19 | gingerbeard | 1 |
| #18 | gingerbread gavel | 6 |
| #9 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #67 | glacial sapphire | 17 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #38 | glass of raw eggs | 11 |
| #205 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #153 | gold wedding ring | 63 |
| #70 | golden gum | 4 |
| #64 | golden gun | 2 |
| #23 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #4 | googly chest eyes | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #36 | grease cannon | 2 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #102 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #15 | grubby wool beerwarmer | 1 |
| #10 | grubby wool gloves | 1 |
| #10 | grubby wool hat | 1 |
| #8 | grubby wool scarf | 1 |
| #10 | grubby wool trousers | 1 |
| #12 | grubby woolball | 3 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #73 | guy made of bee pollen | 45 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #336 | handful of confetti | 107 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #20 | hare brush | 4 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #695 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #9 | hemlock helm | 1 |
| 🥇 | hewn moon-rune spoon | 1 |
| #16 | high-speed upgrade | 1 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #33 | hobo fortress blueprints | 3 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #259 | hot pink lipstick | 2 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #172 | ice stein | 2 |
| #206 | iced-out bling | 2 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #11 | immense ballet shoes | 1 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #20 | intricate clockwork big hand | 1 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #16 | intricate clockwork little hand | 1 |
| #15 | intricate clockwork numeral I | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral II | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral III | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #360 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 5 |
| #8 | jar of magical relish | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #15 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 5 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #21 | kitty sheet music | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #137 | left parenthesis | 5 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #28 | licorice boa | 3 |
| #93 | limburger biker boots | 5 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #25 | little wooden mannequin | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥇 | loofah legwarmers | 2 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #37 | lunar isotope | 5,117 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #68 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #50 | mafia thumb ring | 2 |
| #1417 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #86 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 48 |
| #83 | magical pony: Pearjack | 33 |
| #101 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 34 |
| #100 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 40 |
| #87 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 42 |
| #85 | magical pony: Uniquity | 44 |
| #170 | magnetic sculpture kit | 3 |
| #264 | magnifying glass | 2 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #102 | many-eyed glasses | 14 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #7 | mayo pump | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #20 | meteorb | 3 |
| #22 | meteorite guard | 4 |
| #21 | meteortarboard | 6 |
| #37 | meteorthopedic shoes | 14 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #25 | microwave stogie | 2 |
| #82 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #9 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 3 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #318 | mime soul fragment | 9 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | miming beret | 2 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #28 | miming gloves | 3 |
| #22 | miming shirt | 4 |
| 🥈 | mini kiwi bikini | 1 |
| #5 | mini kiwi digitized cookies | 1 |
| 🥈 | mini kiwi icepick | 1 |
| #4 | mini kiwi invisible dirigible | 1 |
| 🥈 | mini kiwi whipping stick | 1 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #26 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #31 | miniature castagnets | 1 |
| 🥇 | miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #58 | miniature espresso maker | 3 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #24 | miniature pruning shears | 1 |
| #22 | miniature tophat | 1 |
| #25 | miniscule beatbox | 1 |
| #11 | missing semicolon | 1 |
| #71 | monster pants | 7 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | moss marlinspike | 1 |
| #349 | motivational poster | 12 |
| #47 | mutant arm | 2 |
| #10 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| #238 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 6 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #12 | octolus-skin cloak | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1120 | old sweatpants | 31 |
| #71 | orange leather lanyard | 9 |
| #57 | ornate picture frame | 55 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #32 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 3 |
| #12 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #61 | paint bomb | 51 |
| #19 | pair of plants | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| #10 | party mouse hat | 1 |
| #53 | party platter for one | 3 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #143 | percent sign | 2 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #30 | pet anemone | 1 |
| #1325 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #9 | pewter candlestick | 1 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #164 | piece of after eight | 2 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #106 | pin-stripe slacks | 2 |
| #91 | pirate brochure | 2 |
| #4 | pirate encryption key delta | 19 |
| #106 | pirate pamphlet | 2 |
| #96 | pirate tract | 2 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #5 | plastic piranha pot | 1 |
| #8 | plastic pirate hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #34 | plus one | 1 |
| #23 | portable motorcycle | 2 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #114 | protection stick | 3 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #191 | purple glowstick | 9 |
| #14 | putty coat | 1 |
| #48 | quadroculars | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #668 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #29 | rattlesnake enrager | 1 |
| #80 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 7 |
| #93 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 3 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #83 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #43 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 37 |
| #50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #82 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 7 |
| #17 | red book | 61 |
| #10 | red-and-green microcamera | 1 |
| #5 | redwood rain stick | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #15 | riboflavin | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #103 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #100 | rubber band gun | 2 |
| #265 | rusty chain necklace | 11 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #263 | sawblade shield | 12 |
| #14 | school spirit socket set | 2 |
| #243 | seal-blubber candle | 11 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #18 | self-dribbling basketball | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #44 | shadow brick | 2 |
| #14 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #43 | shadow flame | 5 |
| #49 | shadow fluid | 3 |
| #58 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #54 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #61 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #39 | shadow sausage | 7 |
| #55 | shadow skin | 4 |
| #45 | shadow stick | 3 |
| #50 | shadow venom | 2 |
| #8 | shark cartilage | 196 |
| #15 | sharkfin gumbo | 30 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #22 | shiny gold fronts | 1 |
| #986 | shiny ring | 22 |
| #65 | shock belt | 3 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #21 | shooting morning star | 4 |
| #125 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #78 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #79 | sleazy bindle | 7 |
| #16 | slightly thicker filthy rags | 1 |
| #56 | smellbook | 15 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #16 | sour ball and chain | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #20 | space jellybicycle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #20 | spark plug earring | 22 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #317 | spectre scepter | 94 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #142 | spooky hockey mask | 10 |
| #99 | spooky sound effects record | 3 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #18 | spruce juice | 1 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #100 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 10 |
| #47 | stale cheer wine | 27 |
| #94 | steamy ruby | 17 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #121 | sticky gloves | 1 |
| #180 | stinkin' bindle | 4 |
| #30 | stomp box | 2 |
| #107 | strange cube | 16 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #48 | stress ball | 14 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #15 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1,011 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #10 | sugar raygun | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #290 | sugar sheet | 3 |
| #59 | sugar shield | 24 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #88 | sugar shirt | 2 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #71 | tawdry amethyst | 20 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #55 | time's arrow | 15 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #7 | tinsel fin | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #33 | tiny bindle | 2 |
| #72 | tiny bowler | 15 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #9 | tiny domino mask | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6,528 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 222 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 5 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #13 | tiny prop sword | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #51 | tiny top hat and cane | 1 |
| #16 | toggle switch (Bartend) | 1 |
| #5 | tooth cap | 1 |
| #4 | toothy trousers | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #17 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 3 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #29 | undissolvable contact lenses | 1 |
| #113 | unearthly onyx | 12 |
| #29 | unspeakable lozenges | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥉 | viking helmet | 45,030 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #69 | willyweed | 50 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #4 | wormwood wedding ring | 1 |
| #46 | woven baling wire bracelets | 14 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #211 | wrench bracelet | 17 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #406 | wumpus hair | 2 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #8 | wumpus-hair net | 2 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #104 | yellow glowstick | 12 |
| #38 | yellow rocket | 1 |
| #37 | your own black heart | 80 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |