Museum :: Muush

Muush

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#104	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#45	100-Watt bulb	2
#651	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#177	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#145	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#139	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#140	Alice's Army Coward	3
#83	Alice's Army Dervish	3
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#21	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
#26	Alice's Army Foil Guard	3
#23	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	3
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#25	Alice's Army Foil Page	3
#25	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	3
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#26	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	3
#27	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	3
#177	Alice's Army Guard	3
#142	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#139	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#148	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#185	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#83	Alice's Army Martyr	3
#172	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#180	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#174	Alice's Army Page	3
#179	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#85	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#174	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#170	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#183	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#264	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#378	Angelhair Culottes	3
#228	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#25	Arrow (+1)	53
#55	Asleep in the Cemetery	15
#11	Ass-Stompers of Violence	2
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#31	BRICKO bat	2
#116	BRICKO brick	2,720
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#20	BRICKO elephant	4
#130	BRICKO eye brick	570
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#17	BRICKO ooze	12
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#22	BRICKO reactor	28
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#39	BRICKO turtle	2
#203	BURT	145
#377	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#235	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	42
#333	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
#223	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#206	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#25	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	4
#21	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	15
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#10	Blizzards I Have Died In	23
#269	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#39	Bohemian rhapsody	31
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#202	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#1411	Boss Bat britches	7
#7	Brand of Violence	2
#15	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	57
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#117	CSA fire-starting kit	196
#68	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#26	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	4
#13	Charleston shoes	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#179	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#6	Chorale of Companionship	6
#413	Chroner	28
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#157	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#1872	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#322	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#7	Cold Stone of Hatred	2
🥇	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	56,455
#63	Cookbook of the Damned	8
#132	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	19
🥇	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	54,634
#194	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	26
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#72	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#134	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	32
#29	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	7
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#326	Crimbuck	2,948
#1267	Crown of the Goblin King	18
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#247	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
#24	Drip harness	1
#221	Drowsy Sword	88
#93	Dust bunny	24
#620	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#263	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#183	Elf Guard MPC	357
#55	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#82	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#31	Elf Guard patrol cap	5
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#89	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#958	FDKOL commendation	2
#112	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	4
#127	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	3
#128	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	3
#858	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#6	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#310	Frosty's frosty mug	5
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#57	Frosty's nailbat	2
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#56	Fudgie Roll	5
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#506	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#517	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#125	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	3
#68	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	5
🥇	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	53,929
#4	Girdle of Hatred	2
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#629	Goodfella contract	17
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#66	Greaves of the Murk Lord	7
#406	Green Clover of Justice	5
#36	Guzzlr cocktail set	3
#4	Guzzlr hat	1
#5	Guzzlr pants	1
#5	Guzzlr shoes	1
🥉	Guzzlr souvenir stein	1
#330	Heimandatz's heart	5
#157	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#12	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	4
#5	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	6
#27	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
#17	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	4
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#64	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#94	How to Avoid Scams	6
#115	How to Play Othello	3
#117	Iceberglar scarf	1
#21	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#320	Instant Karma	24
#48	Interview With You (a Vampire)	5
#549	Iron Beta of Industry	12
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#620	Jocko Homo's head	3
#70	Kissin' Cousins	8
#238	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
#469	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#70	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,150
#9	LED candle	1
#553	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#227	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#529	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#32	Let Me Be!	20
#33	Li'l Businessman Kit	11
#47	License To Kill	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
🥇	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#260	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	95
🥈	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	1
🥈	LyleCo premium monocle	1
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#46	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#21	Manual of Secret Door Detection	2
#131	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#326	Marquis de Poivre soda	8
#82	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	5
#17	Maxing, Relaxing	22
#77	Mayflower bouquet	1
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#133	Meat detector	5
#33	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	3
#156	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	60
#306	Microplushie: Bropane	38
#311	Microplushie: Dorkonide	11
#302	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	16
#203	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	13
#305	Microplushie: Gothochondria	28
#246	Microplushie: Hippylase	58
#251	Microplushie: Hipsterine	5
#277	Microplushie: Hobomosome	23
#281	Microplushie: Otakulone	52
#234	Microplushie: Raverdrine	37
#327	Microplushie: Sororitrate	29
#337	Misty Cape	2
#255	Misty Cloak	4
#249	Misty Robe	5
#25	Mr. Accessaturday	1
#14	Mr. Accessory Jr.	3
#70	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	2
#87	My First Art of War	8
#127	Necrotelicomnicon	6
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#608	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	8
#14	Non-Euclidean Finance	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#121	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	12
#88	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	24
#140	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	10
#139	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	6
#180	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	4
#106	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	9
#4	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	2
#77	Nuclear Blastball	51
#10	Okee-Dokee soda	163
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#127	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#80	Orange Star of Sacrifice	21
#303	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#195	Oscus's pelt	1
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#2357	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
🥇	Party Planning on a Budget	1
#45	Party-in-a-Can™	3
#56	Pener's drumstick	1
#19	Pink Heart of Spirit	31
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#10	Pocket Professor memory chip	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#255	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	8
#102	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	11
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	5
#350	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	4
#290	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#370	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	4
#270	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	8
#563	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#288	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	5
#160	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	12
#261	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#309	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	7
#225	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	9
#389	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	5
#16	Pop Art: a Guide	1
#14	Prelude of Precision	7
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
🥇	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	49,918
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#126	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#39	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	27
#147	Roman sadnals	1
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#14	SMOOCH bracers	1
#13	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#11	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#11	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#9	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#710	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#277	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#26	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	4
#34	Sensual Massage for Creeps	17
#147	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#43	Sinful Desires	20
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#33	Space Baby children's book	1
#12	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	1
#27	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#11	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	2
#21	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
#24	Spooky VHS Tape	1
#859	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	5
#16	Staff of the Electric Range	2
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#61	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	2
#80	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#108	Stephen's lab coat	1
#91	Stephen's secret formula	1
#28	Summer Nights	16
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#153	Sword of Dark Omens	2
#26	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	8
#15	Tales from the Fireside	25
#89	Tales of Spelunking	1
#109	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	20
#601	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#10	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	4
#39	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#39	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	124
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#67	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#193	The Joy of Wassailing	16
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#536	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#32	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#301	The Necbronomicon	1
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
#37	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#62	The Superconductor's CPU	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#1558	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#34	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#829	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#121	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#396	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#414	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#498	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#337	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#209	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#405	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#1401	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#233	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#144	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1722	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1041	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#87	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#169	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#1784	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#247	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#307	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#605	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#161	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#259	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#432	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#210	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#1280	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#653	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#752	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#951	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#253	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#1930	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1241	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#126	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#516	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#88	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#1151	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#33	Travels with Jerry	13
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#89	Ultracolor™ shirt	4
#58	Uncle Buck	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#700	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#20	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#23	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#248	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#62	Van der Graaf helmet	5
#42	Vicar's Tutu	1
#89	Victor's Spoils	1
#439	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#160	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#509	Yakisoba's hat	3
#182	Yellow Moon of Compassion	15
#612	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#252	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#192	Zombo's skullcap	1
#4	adobe abacus	1
#5	adobe abaya	1
#6	adobe adze	1
#7	adobe arsecover	1
#5	adobe ascot	1
#8	adobe ayam	1
#445	adorable seal larva	6
#12	aerogel akubra	1
#15	aerogel anvil	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#42	ancient oil painting of yourself	6
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2609	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#281	ant rake	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#46	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#22	antique nutcracker sword	2
#27	antique nutcracker waistcoat	2
#572	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#31	asteroid belt	2
#115	attention spanner	1
#9	autumnal aegis	1
#36	baby oil shooter	1
🥇	backup camera	1
#668	badass belt	75
#133	badger badge	1
#66	bag of grain	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#50	ballast turtle	21
#968	banana	2
#677	banana-frosted king cake	3
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#413	bath ball gift set	12
#73	batskin belt	20
#55	bauxite beret	5
#48	bauxite bow-tie	6
#57	bauxite boxers	3
#212	bed of coals	4
#330	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#45	bewitching boots	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#324	bit of clingfilm	13
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#115	black snowcone	33
#45	blood-drive sticker	3
#23	blue canary nightlight	1
#125	blue glowstick	12
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#212	bone collar	1
#262	booze-soaked cherry	1
#888	bottle of goofballs	29
#9	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	49
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#38	bowlegged pants	2
#134	bowler	1
#39	box of Pokëmann band-aids	91
#694	box of sunshine	440
#28	brass bung spigot	1
#318	brass stinger	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#68	bugged beanie	1
#763	bunch of bananas	2
#170	bunny liver	56
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#28	cactus monocle	1
#734	can of Binarrrca	11
#93	can of starch	2
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#15	candy dog collar	1
#6	candy drive button	1
#5	cat o' nine teeth	1
#72	centurion helmet	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#186	chintzy accordion pin	3
#354	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#325	chintzy noodle ring	2
#296	chintzy seal pendant	3
#345	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#14	chocolate bowtie	1
#12	chocolate leash	1
#185	chocolate spurs	4
#37	classy monkey	30
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#19	clingfilm tangle	4
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#155	clove-flavored lip balm	2
#151	comfy pillow	3
#74	compounded experience	2
#217	concentrated garbage juice	4
#139	contract enforcement stick	1
#147	correction fluid	4
#63	cracker	4
#96	crate of firebombs	1
#112	crotchety pants	1
#26	crumpled felt fedora	1
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#31	crystal decanter	1
#69	crystalline cheer	1,463
#36	cursed breeches	1
#41	cursed eyepatch	1
#378	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#19	cute bow from beyond the stars	1
#50	d10	246
#19	d12	1,080
#39	d20	282
#32	d4	196
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