Museum :: Muush

Muush

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#106	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#181	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#150	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#145	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#86	Alice's Army Dervish	3
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#21	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
#26	Alice's Army Foil Guard	3
#25	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	3
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#26	Alice's Army Foil Page	3
#25	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	3
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	3
#28	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	3
#183	Alice's Army Guard	3
#146	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#145	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#152	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#189	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#87	Alice's Army Martyr	3
#177	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#185	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#179	Alice's Army Page	3
#183	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#89	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#179	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#175	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#188	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#268	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#233	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#28	Arrow (+1)	53
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#56	Asleep in the Cemetery	15
#11	Ass-Stompers of Violence	2
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#30	BRICKO bat	2
#116	BRICKO brick	2,876
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#19	BRICKO elephant	4
#127	BRICKO eye brick	600
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#17	BRICKO ooze	12
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#22	BRICKO reactor	28
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#38	BRICKO turtle	2
#192	BURT	152
#377	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#236	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	42
#333	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
#221	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#25	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	4
#23	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	15
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#454	Bling of the New Wave	3
#10	Blizzards I Have Died In	23
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#39	Bohemian rhapsody	31
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#1418	Boss Bat britches	7
#7	Brand of Violence	2
#14	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	57
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#119	CSA fire-starting kit	196
#69	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#26	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	4
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#6	Chorale of Companionship	6
#401	Chroner	28
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#157	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#1873	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#325	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#7	Cold Stone of Hatred	2
🥇	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	56,876
#63	Cookbook of the Damned	8
#99	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	26
🥇	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	54,976
#197	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	26
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#167	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	32
#28	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	7
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#326	Crimbuck	2,948
#819	Crown of the Goblin King	30
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#250	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
#26	Drip harness	1
#192	Drowsy Sword	99
#94	Dust bunny	24
🥇	Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#264	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#221	Elf Guard MPC	357
#59	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#32	Elf Guard patrol cap	5
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#92	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#111	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	4
#126	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	3
#126	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	3
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#109	Flaskfull of Hollow	5
🥇	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	1
#7	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#309	Frosty's frosty mug	5
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#56	Fudgie Roll	5
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#15	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#123	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	3
#69	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	5
🥇	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	54,404
#4	Girdle of Hatred	2
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#629	Goodfella contract	17
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#66	Greaves of the Murk Lord	7
#411	Green Clover of Justice	5
#36	Guzzlr cocktail set	3
#5	Guzzlr hat	1
#5	Guzzlr pants	1
#5	Guzzlr shoes	1
🥉	Guzzlr souvenir stein	1
🥇	Guzzlr tablet	1
#30	Guzzlrbuck	7
#332	Heimandatz's heart	5
#158	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#12	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	4
#5	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	6
#27	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
#16	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	4
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#97	How to Avoid Scams	6
#96	How to Play Othello	5
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#120	Iceberglar scarf	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#286	Instant Karma	32
#50	Interview With You (a Vampire)	5
#554	Iron Beta of Industry	12
🥇	Iunion Crown	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥇	January's Garbage Tote	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#70	Kissin' Cousins	8
#238	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
#474	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥇	Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#70	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,150
#12	LED candle	1
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#527	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#33	Let Me Be!	20
#115	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#33	Li'l Businessman Kit	11
#44	License To Kill	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
🥇	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	1
#128	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#222	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	107
🥈	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	1
🥈	LyleCo premium monocle	1
#259	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#49	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#23	Manual of Secret Door Detection	2
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#324	Marquis de Poivre soda	8
#82	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	5
#18	Maxing, Relaxing	22
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#133	Meat detector	5
#33	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	3
#152	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	63
#61	Meteorite-Ade	2
#300	Microplushie: Bropane	39
#315	Microplushie: Dorkonide	11
#286	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	18
#187	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	15
#300	Microplushie: Gothochondria	30
#228	Microplushie: Hippylase	63
#217	Microplushie: Hipsterine	6
#265	Microplushie: Hobomosome	25
#280	Microplushie: Otakulone	53
#232	Microplushie: Raverdrine	38
#314	Microplushie: Sororitrate	31
#219	Misty Cape	7
#211	Misty Cloak	6
#176	Misty Robe	11
#31	Mr. Accessaturday	1
#14	Mr. Accessory Jr.	3
#71	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	2
#89	My First Art of War	8
#109	Necrotelicomnicon	7
#348	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#611	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	8
#16	Non-Euclidean Finance	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#123	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	12
#91	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	24
#142	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	10
#140	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	6
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	4
#106	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	9
#4	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	2
#76	Nuclear Blastball	51
#10	Okee-Dokee soda	163
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#629	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#77	Orange Star of Sacrifice	22
#303	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#2363	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
🥇	Party Planning on a Budget	1
#48	Party-in-a-Can™	3
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#56	Pener's drumstick	1
#23	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#16	Pink Heart of Spirit	35
#14	PirateRealm party hat	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#10	Pocket Professor memory chip	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#255	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	8
#103	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	11
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	5
#351	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	4
#292	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#370	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	4
#270	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	8
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#288	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	5
#161	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	12
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#309	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	7
#226	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	9
#389	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	5
#18	Pop Art: a Guide	1
#15	Prelude of Precision	7
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
🥇	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	50,317
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#128	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#34	Red Roger's red left foot	1
#39	Red Roger's red left hand	1
#32	Red Roger's red right foot	1
#42	Red Roger's red right hand	1
#39	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	27
🥇	Retrospecs	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#153	Roman sadnals	1
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#282	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#26	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	4
#751	Schrödinger's thermos	9
#34	Sensual Massage for Creeps	17
#148	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#44	Sinful Desires	20
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#34	Space Baby children's book	1
#13	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	1
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#11	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	2
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
🥇	SpinMaster™ lathe	1
#27	Spooky VHS Tape	1
#862	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	5
#7	Staff of Simmering Hatred	2
#16	Staff of the Electric Range	2
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#63	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	2
#83	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#107	Stephen's lab coat	1
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#29	Summer Nights	16
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#152	Sword of Dark Omens	2
#26	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	8
#16	Tales from the Fireside	25
#94	Tales of Spelunking	1
#109	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	20
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#11	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	4
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#39	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	124
#57	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#86	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#67	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#193	The Joy of Wassailing	16
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#538	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#36	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#102	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#101	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#68	The Superconductor's CPU	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#71	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#833	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#137	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#412	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#354	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#416	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#1416	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#267	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#154	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1740	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1044	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#176	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#1817	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#253	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#627	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#179	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#228	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#666	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#103	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	1
#808	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#956	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#288	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#1955	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1270	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#129	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#117	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#35	Travels with Jerry	13
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#89	Ultracolor™ shirt	4
#60	Uncle Buck	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#25	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#62	Van der Graaf helmet	5
#42	Vicar's Tutu	1
#90	Victor's Spoils	1
#439	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#162	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#167	Yellow Moon of Compassion	16
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#253	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#7	adobe abacus	1
#10	adobe abaya	1
#8	adobe adze	1
#10	adobe arsecover	1
#11	adobe ascot	1
#11	adobe ayam	1
#460	adorable seal larva	6
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#14	aerogel anvil	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#35	ancient oil painting of yourself	7
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2609	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#285	ant rake	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#22	antique nutcracker sword	2
#27	antique nutcracker waistcoat	2
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#33	asteroid belt	2
#115	attention spanner	1
#12	autumnal aegis	1
#37	baby oil shooter	1
🥇	backup camera	1
#524	badass belt	88
#133	badger badge	1
#67	bag of grain	1
#133	bag of many confections	1
#50	ballast turtle	21
#11	balsam barrel	1
#968	banana	2
#677	banana-frosted king cake	3
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#414	bath ball gift set	12
#77	batskin belt	20
#54	bauxite beret	5
#48	bauxite bow-tie	6
#56	bauxite boxers	3
#212	bed of coals	4
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#277	bit of clingfilm	15
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#104	black snowcone	36
#46	blood-drive sticker	3
#23	blue canary nightlight	1
#125	blue glowstick	12
#462	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#31	body spradium	35
#213	bone collar	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#892	bottle of goofballs	29
#10	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	49
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#38	bowlegged pants	2
#134	bowler	1
#39	box of Pokëmann band-aids	91
#693	box of sunshine	443
#29	brass bung spigot	1
#318	brass stinger	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#69	bugged beanie	1
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#181	bunny liver	56
#30	burning newspaper	9
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#28	cactus monocle	1
#740	can of Binarrrca	11
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#93	can of starch	2
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#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#8	wumpus-hair net	2
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#104	yellow glowstick	12
#39	yellow rocket	1
#37	your own black heart	80
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 297,912 items total!

what items are this player missing?