Museum :: jackman6

jackman6

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#40	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	28
#47	37x37x37 puzzle cube	144
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#196	ASCII shirt	11
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#55	Amulet of Yendor	333
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#282	Angry Farmer candy	468
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#81	Atomic Comic	4
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#57	BGE merchandise order form	58
#188	BGE pocket calendar	4
#241	BGE shotglass	25
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#159	BRAINS shorts	8
#1567	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#237	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	11
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#243	Blood Light	17
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#156	Bone's Farm "wine"	12
#1679	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#53	Boris's key lime pie	30
#35	C.H.U.M. knife	19
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#27	CSA all-purpose soap	434
#33	CSA bravery badge	430
#35	CSA cheerfulness ration	425
#41	CSA discount card	434
#59	CSA fire-starting kit	389
#43	CSA obedience grenade	445
#44	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	458
#41	Camp Scout pup tent	463
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#392	Cloaca grenade	43
#499	Cloaca-Cola	68
#620	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#302	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	9
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#529	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#1038	Cold Hots candy	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#282	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	20
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#867	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#583	Crimbo fudge	17
#816	Crimbo peppermint bark	9
#584	Crimbo pie	2
#511	Crimboween memo	20
#271	Crimbuck	3,182
#145	Crown of the Goblin King	127
#139	Daffy Taffy	263
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#291	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#135	Disco Banjo	4
#56	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	138
#153	Dolphin King's crown	28
#114	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	31
#255	Drowsy Sword	74
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#655	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#227	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#67	Eau de Guaneau	9
#30	Ecto-Cooler	32
#110	Effermint™ tablets	32
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#199	Elder Turtle Shell	10
#244	Ent cider	47
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#475	Go-Wassail	36
#257	Green Clover of Justice	8
#65	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	89
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#893	Iron Beta of Industry	5
#228	Jack-in-the-box	26
#31	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	50
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#39	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#249	Kissin' Cousins	4
#58	LED block	30
#816	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#166	Let Me Be!	8
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#347	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	74
#65	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	918
#62	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	91
#164	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	14
#23	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	112
#178	Microplushie: Bropane	76
#314	Microplushie: Dorkonide	11
#172	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	34
#206	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	13
#198	Microplushie: Gothochondria	53
#229	Microplushie: Hippylase	63
#217	Microplushie: Hipsterine	6
#255	Microplushie: Hobomosome	27
#230	Microplushie: Otakulone	68
#202	Microplushie: Raverdrine	46
#224	Microplushie: Sororitrate	53
#163	Milk Studs	46
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#60	Misty Cloak	32
#269	Misty Robe	4
#377	Mob Penguin cellular phone	54
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#161	Mr. Accessory	1
#85	Mr. Haggis	47
#43	Mr. Joe's bangles	22
#171	Mr. Mediocrebar	366
#102	NPZR chemistry set	61
#304	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	22
#236	Nightstalker perfume	10
#126	Now and Earlier	47
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#16	PB&BP	22
#177	PEEZ dispenser	45
#250	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#98	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	16
#76	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	14
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	7
#107	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	11
#113	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	11
#175	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	8
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	12
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
#75	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	13
#45	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	26
#91	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	7
#132	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	13
#60	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	22
#64	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	20
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	20
#51	Professor What T-Shirt	22
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#217	Red Rover BB gun	18
#151	Rock Pops	350
#371	Rock and Roll Legend	3
#107	SPF 451 lip balm	21
#105	Scalp of Gorgolok	16
#61	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#93	Schrödinger's thermos	400
#1088	Senior Mints	2
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#40	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	41
#533	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	10
#255	Sugar Cog	10
#628	Summer Nights	2
#45	Super Weight-Gain 9000	5
#208	Swizzler	29
#116	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	154
#113	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	157
#131	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	136
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#322	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	10
#20	The Art of Slapfighting	48
#51	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	24
#352	The Joy of Wassailing	10
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#129	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	18
#288	Thwaitgold bee statuette	7
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1065	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	4
#1948	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#250	Tiki lighter	2
#53	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	370
#54	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	352
#53	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	351
#54	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	347
#91	Typical Tavern swill	140
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#110	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	49
#1548	Wint-O-Fresh mint	3
#280	Yellow Moon of Compassion	11
#73	Yummy Tummy bean	3,356
#89	Ze™ goggles	61
#198	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#251	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#71	actual reality goggles	54
#858	adorable seal larva	3
#67	airblaster gun	63
#737	ammonite fossil	4
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#349	anniversary gift box	8
#22	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	50
#39	antique bottle opener	18
#60	antique painting of a landscape	10
#20	antique pair of blue jeans	25
#278	antique record album	10
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#119	asbestos staff	5
#63	asbestos sword	10
#769	aspirin	1
#942	baconstone	8
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#487	badass belt	93
#48	bag of GORF	452
#56	bag of GORP	476
#33	bag of QWOP	408
#188	bag of W&Ws	42
#49	bag of airline peanuts	440
#502	bag of bones	1
#131	bag of lard	9
#1592	ball	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#696	bananagate	5
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#307	battered Crimbo Crate	39
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#430	bed of coals	2
#169	bejeweled cufflinks	24
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#154	big bad voodoo mask	5
#441	bindlestocking	5
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#241	bite-me-red lipstick	78
#60	black candy heart	240
#510	black eyedrops	1
#132	black lotus	1
#168	black paisley oyster egg	25
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#499	black polka-dot oyster egg	10
#145	black snowcone	27
#156	black spot	5
#269	black velvet box	1
#56	black-and-blue light	1,007
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#440	blood flower	17
#36	blowdart	41
#607	blue glowstick	2
#131	blue plasma ball	495
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#157	bone aperitif	3
#356	bone chips	41
#195	bone meal	2
#175	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
#105	bottle of antifreeze	9
#530	bottle of goofballs	49
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#437	bow	1
#203	box of Dweebs	29
#908	box of sunshine	284
#214	breaded beer	3
#29	breath mint	564
#139	brick	247
#186	brine	92
#519	broken cellular phone	3
#75	bronze breastplate	25
#360	buckyball	13
#546	bunch of bananas	5
#464	bungle in the jungle	1
#283	can of Binarrrca	37
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#38	can of spinach	48
#111	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	62
#93	candied yams	78
#405	candy brain	8
#272	candy cane	140
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#411	candy stake	14
#188	canteen of wine	118
#93	carton of rotten eggs	63
#802	cement sandals	1
#81	cheap elven gloves	36
#341	cheap plastic bottle opener	19
#61	cheap studded belt	937
#104	cheer extractor	3
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#7	chintzy turtle brooch	1,001
#72	chitinous pod	1
#36	chocolate cigar	32
#21	chocolate filthy lucre	529
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#61	chrome crossbow	11
#96	chrome staff	6
#32	chrome sword	17
#383	chunk of depleted Grimacite	28
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#70	clown hammer	294
#191	club necklace	27
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#187	comfy coffin	6
#108	concentrated garbage juice	7
#63	confusing LED clock	174
#72	contract enforcement stick	21
#45	corncob pipe	23
#119	corned-beef Reuben	29
#53	corrupted data	408
#38	cranberries	1,168
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#11	crotchety pants	4
#633	crystalline cheer	2
#94	crystallized memory	3
#20	cube of billiard chalk	38
#62	cup of infinite pencils	18
#67	cupcake-in-a-cup	7
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#96	cursed scrunchie	13
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#51	cymbal syrup	259
#1025	daisy	1
#95	deadly lampshade	9
#63	defective skull	333
#260	delicious salad	210
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#253	designer handbag	11
#198	diamond necklace	25
#87	dilapidated wizard hat	1
#184	dill	178
#96	divine blowout	439
#108	divine can of silly string	430
#147	divine champagne flute	115
#155	divine champagne popper	62
#121	divine cracker	111
#101	divine noisemaker	432
#1012	doll house	3
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#143	drywall axe	92
#21	duonoculars	28
#595	dusty Crimbo crate	18
#272	dwarvish magazine	4
#172	easter egg balloon	94
#45	effluvious emerald	44
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#79	elegant nightstick	7
#54	elven limbos gingerbread	144
#311	elven cellocello	38
#160	elven hardtack	28
#128	elven moonshine	77
#77	elven socks	42
#335	elven suicide capsule	36
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#870	empty blowgun	1
#200	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#52	encoder ring	325
#254	especially salty dog	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#70	explosion-flavored chewing gum	341
#590	extra-greasy slider	2
#14	extra-see-thru nightie	35
#107	extremely skinny jeans	9
#1084	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#162	facehugging alien	4
#181	facsimile dictionary	56
#293	fake blood	4
#76	fake fake vomit	325
#465	fake hand	61
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#229	fancy canapés	2
#516	fancy chocolate	6
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#229	fancy dress ball	67
#182	fancy opera glasses	23
#341	felt	24
#67	festive holiday hat	43
#143	fiery wing	56
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#973	fire	4
#131	[2426]fire flower	9
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#206	flashing novelty button	5
#51	flavored foot massage oil	984
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#275	floaty pebbles	2
#51	foam dart	1,009
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#118	fossilized baboon skull	6
#168	fossilized bat skull	4
#143	fossilized demon skull	4
#170	fossilized limb	63
#250	fossilized serpent skull	3
#142	fossilized spider skull	4
#123	fossilized spike	40
#145	fossilized spine	14
#210	fossilized torso	30
#217	fossilized wing	19
#225	fossilized wyrm skull	3
#27	frayed rope belt	30
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#278	frigid fudgepuck	12
#428	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#182	fruitcake	118
#187	fudge bunny	3
#57	fudge cube	6
#175	fudge lily	38
#145	fudge spork	2
#493	fudgecule	1,761
#540	furniture dolly	1
#177	fuzzy busby	18
#156	garish pinky ring	27
#323	gearbox necklace	3
#204	ghost cucumber	192
#21	ghost protocol	28
#292	ghost trap	3
#45	ghostly body paint	73
#122	giant clay ashtray	1
#108	giant designer sunglasses	36
#45	giant discarded bottlecap	79
#412	giant discarded plastic fork	24
#256	giant discarded torn-up glove	18
#279	giant foam finger	8
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#131	giant green gummi ingot	2
#772	giant needle	13
#146	giant pinky ring	101
#123	giant red gummi ingot	2
#17	giant spider leg	22
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#121	giant yellow gummi ingot	2
#56	gift-a-pult	6
#219	gingerbread bugbear	118
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#45	glacial sapphire	26
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#430	gold wedding ring	11
#693	golden ring	40
#399	googly eye	34
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#166	gray bow tie	37
#173	green candy heart	196
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#366	green gummi ingot	87
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#309	grue egg	78
#733	grue egg omelette	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#391	gyroscope	7
#60	haggis socks	88
#58	haggis-infused soap	149
#68	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	88
#1151	hamethyst	6
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#548	handful of confetti	74
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#166	heart necklace	31
#654	heart of the volcano	10
#878	heart-shaped balloon	3
#346	herbal stuffing	23
#296	herringcello	37
#51	home robotics kit	85
#285	hot plate	2
#605	huge spoon	1
#139	iGoogly	177
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#103	imp unity ring	48
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#741	infernal insoles	1
#421	invisible bag	2
#330	iron pasta spoon	20
#1886	irradiated candy cane	3
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#246	jar of swamp gas	243
#292	jawbruiser	8
#45	jazz soap	464
#286	jerky coins	75
#53	joybuzzer	382
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#490	killing feather	62
#511	kneecapping stick	24
#211	knuckle sandwich	113
#651	kumquartz	5
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#206	lavender paisley oyster egg	15
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#984	length of string	10
#1422	licorice garrote	2
#471	licorice root	5
#102	linoleum crossbow	8
#142	linoleum staff	5
#54	linoleum sword	14
#510	live wire	2
#665	loaded serum blowgun	6
#96	logging hatchet	1
#28	lollipop stick	2,005
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#66	lost key	64
#376	lovecat tail	2
#50	lucky bottlecap	21
#45	lucky rabbit's foot	84
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#461	mafia aria	50
#74	mafia filofax	5
#69	mafia middle finger ring	1
#79	mafia pinky ring	1
#59	magical ice cube with a fly in it	330
#47	magicberry tablets	169
#63	magnetic sculpture kit	44
#214	marshmallow flambé	3
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#33	memory of a CG base pair	4
#38	memory of an AT base pair	7
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#8	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	2
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#273	monomolecular yo-yo	262
#62	mood ring	218
#64	mummy costume	112
#836	mylar scout drone	5
#2044	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#2559	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#82	nanofiber cloth	85
#143	necrotizing body spray	64
#76	negotiatin' hammer	6
#489	night-vision goggles	4
#676	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#175	obsidian dagger	72
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#64	old school calculator watch	82
#601	oozenog	6
#133	orange candy heart	393
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#241	orange peel hat	2
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#105	overcookie	8
#886	oversized fish scaler	6
#183	pack of KWE trading card	15
#77	packet of tofurkey gravy	3
#496	pail	22
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#60	panhandle panhandling hat	21
#152	pants of the Slug Lord	24
#363	parasitic claw	1
#414	passable elf mask	10
#200	patent leather shoes	32
#342	peanut brittle shield	9
#647	pearidot	5
#198	penguin focaccia bread	44
#428	penguin skin	131
#187	penguin thesaurus	36
#50	personal massager	731
#63	personalized coffee mug	964
#59	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	338
#60	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	330
#788	petit 4.1	1
#495	petrified time	1
#90	petrified wood	123
#203	pink candy heart	180
#1205	pink glowstick	1
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#304	rubber WWJD? bracelet	21
#244	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	24
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#64	silent G	1
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#87	silent Q	1
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#75	silent V	1
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#67	silent Y	1
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#74	steel drivin' hammer	15
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#41	strange cube	50
#106	strange shiny disc	51
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#233	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	135
#276	stuffed Meat	145
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#304	stuffed tin of caviar	137
#166	stuffed treasure chest	268
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#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
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#96	sturdy cane	22
#82	stylish swimsuit	61
#53	sucker tachi	3
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#79	tawdry amethyst	17
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#889	ten-leaf clover	4
#175	theoretical string	140
#530	throwing wrench	8
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#955	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	8
#990	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
#1279	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#607	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	4
#564	tiny plastic Beebee King	4
#2093	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#949	tiny plastic Black Knight	8
#787	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	6
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#514	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#395	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	11
#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#881	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#584	tiny plastic Father McGruber	7
#1500	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#916	tiny plastic G Imp	8
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#824	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	9
#938	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	8
#759	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	5
#1245	tiny plastic Hellion	6
#1469	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	5
#1447	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	5
#1769	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#1486	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	5
#819	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	9
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#524	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#653	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	6
#1447	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	5
#1065	tiny plastic Protagonist	7
#559	tiny plastic Queen Bee	4
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#968	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#815	tiny plastic Spam Witch	9
#1221	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	6
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#22	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	165
#2058	tiny plastic The Man	2
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1071	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#1077	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	7
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1085	tiny plastic angry bugbear	7
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#833	tiny plastic anime smiley	9
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1069	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	7
#1442	tiny plastic astronomer	5
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3937	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#536	tiny plastic batbugbear	8
#1038	tiny plastic beanbat	7
#986	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#961	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#662	tiny plastic beebee queue	6
#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#358	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	12
#438	tiny plastic blazing bat	10
#2492	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	7
#950	tiny plastic blooper	8
#923	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
#1752	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#498	tiny plastic bugaboo	9
#587	tiny plastic buzzerker	7
#443	tiny plastic cavebugbear	10
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3967	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#4885	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1182	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	4
#1069	tiny plastic cubist bull	7
#1777	tiny plastic demoninja	4
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1082	tiny plastic drunk goat	7
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1229	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	6
#1483	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
#559	tiny plastic fire servant	4
#1069	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	7
#1413	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#6179	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#6153	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#903	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	8
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#752	tiny plastic goth giant	10
#3945	tiny plastic grue	4
#942	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	8
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4852	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#851	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	4
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#731	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	10
#4876	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#516	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	13
#354	tiny plastic moneybee	12
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#963	tiny plastic ninja snowman	8
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#589	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1463	tiny plastic scary clown	5
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2171	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#950	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	8
#482	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	5
#931	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	8
#4897	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#1112	tiny plastic spooky vampire	7
#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#4892	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1243	tiny plastic taco cat	6
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#412	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
#911	tiny plastic topiary golem	8
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#611	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	12
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#601	tiny plastic warwelf	12
#831	tiny plastic whitesnake	9
#919	tiny plastic zmobie	8
#40	tip jar	63
#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
#99	tofurkey gravy	67
#101	tofurkey leg	65
#1136	tomato	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1404	tooth	1
#543	top	9
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#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
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#1558	toy crazy train	3
#152	toy hoverpad	155
#496	toy mercenary	13
#1439	toy space helmet	3
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#259	tube sock	2
#833	twitching claw	6
#140	una poca de gracia	3
#76	unearthed potsherd	55
#64	unearthly onyx	26
#153	unstable DNA	324
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#246	unused walkie-talkie	1
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#177	vinegar	199
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#174	volcanic ash	40
#253	warehouse key	1
#52	water purification pills	473
#67	watered-down Red Minotaur	57
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#1538	wheel	1
#147	whisker pencil	63
#190	white candy heart	202
#64	whoopie cushion	340
#12	willowy bonnet	3
#72	wind-up chattering teeth	311
#297	wind-up meatcar	40
#615	witch hat	1
#309	witty rapier	9
#78	wolfman mask	100
#744	wooden block	3
#261	wooden stakes	11
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#358	wrench bracelet	9
#68	x-ray specs	298
#180	yam candy	1
#301	yellow candy heart	143
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#366	yellow gummi ingot	87
#2050	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#67	yellow snowcone	345
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#752	yo	11
#1165	yo-yo	13
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 62,969 items total!

what items are this player missing?