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#193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
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#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
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#432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
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#436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
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#1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
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#269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
#155 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 12 |
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#53 | Boris's key lime pie | 30 |
#35 | C.H.U.M. knife | 19 |
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#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
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#1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
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#33 | CSA bravery badge | 430 |
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#525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
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#56 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 138 |
#153 | Dolphin King's crown | 28 |
#114 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 31 |
#255 | Drowsy Sword | 74 |
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#1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
#227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
#67 | Eau de Guaneau | 9 |
#29 | Ecto-Cooler | 32 |
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#254 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
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#31 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 50 |
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#39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
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#249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
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#253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
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#62 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 91 |
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#23 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 112 |
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#322 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 10 |
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#50 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 24 |
#352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
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#89 | Ze™ goggles | 61 |
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#72 | mafia filofax | 5 |
#68 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
#79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
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#33 | memory of a CG base pair | 4 |
#38 | memory of an AT base pair | 7 |
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#25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
#24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
#25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
#26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
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#38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
#18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
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#62 | mood ring | 218 |
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#2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
#2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
#2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
#1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
#82 | nanofiber cloth | 85 |
#143 | necrotizing body spray | 64 |
#76 | negotiatin' hammer | 6 |
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#676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
#418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
#175 | obsidian dagger | 72 |
#1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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