Museum :: jackman6

jackman6

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#41	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	28
#47	37x37x37 puzzle cube	144
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#196	ASCII shirt	11
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#55	Amulet of Yendor	333
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#282	Angry Farmer candy	468
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#440	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#57	BGE merchandise order form	58
#189	BGE pocket calendar	4
#241	BGE shotglass	25
#309	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#159	BRAINS shorts	8
#1570	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#237	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	11
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#455	Bling of the New Wave	3
#243	Blood Light	17
#273	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#156	Bone's Farm "wine"	12
#1679	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#53	Boris's key lime pie	30
#35	C.H.U.M. knife	19
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#27	CSA all-purpose soap	434
#33	CSA bravery badge	430
#36	CSA cheerfulness ration	425
#41	CSA discount card	434
#59	CSA fire-starting kit	389
#43	CSA obedience grenade	445
#44	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	458
#41	Camp Scout pup tent	463
#195	Cheer-Up soda	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#394	Cloaca grenade	43
#499	Cloaca-Cola	68
#620	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#301	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	9
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#1038	Cold Hots candy	2
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#284	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	20
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#869	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#583	Crimbo fudge	17
#817	Crimbo peppermint bark	9
#588	Crimbo pie	2
#512	Crimboween memo	20
#271	Crimbuck	3,182
#146	Crown of the Goblin King	127
#138	Daffy Taffy	263
#151	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#291	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#56	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	138
#153	Dolphin King's crown	28
#114	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	31
#254	Drowsy Sword	74
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#654	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#67	Eau de Guaneau	9
#30	Ecto-Cooler	32
#110	Effermint™ tablets	32
#1105	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#198	Elder Turtle Shell	10
#244	Ent cider	47
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#381	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#475	Go-Wassail	36
#258	Green Clover of Justice	8
#64	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	89
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#472	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#895	Iron Beta of Industry	5
#231	Jack-in-the-box	26
#31	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	50
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#58	LED block	30
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#255	Lars the Cyberian	2
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#165	Let Me Be!	8
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#349	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	74
#64	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	918
#62	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	91
#164	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	14
#23	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	112
#177	Microplushie: Bropane	76
#315	Microplushie: Dorkonide	11
#171	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	34
#205	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	13
#197	Microplushie: Gothochondria	53
#228	Microplushie: Hippylase	63
#217	Microplushie: Hipsterine	6
#255	Microplushie: Hobomosome	27
#229	Microplushie: Otakulone	68
#201	Microplushie: Raverdrine	46
#223	Microplushie: Sororitrate	53
#162	Milk Studs	46
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#60	Misty Cloak	32
#269	Misty Robe	4
#377	Mob Penguin cellular phone	54
#614	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#158	Mr. Accessory	1
#85	Mr. Haggis	47
#43	Mr. Joe's bangles	22
#170	Mr. Mediocrebar	366
#102	NPZR chemistry set	61
#305	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	22
#236	Nightstalker perfume	10
#125	Now and Earlier	47
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#306	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#16	PB&BP	22
#175	PEEZ dispenser	45
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#98	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	16
#76	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	14
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	7
#107	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	11
#113	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	11
#175	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	8
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	12
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
#75	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	13
#45	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	26
#91	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	7
#132	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	13
#60	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	22
#64	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	20
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	20
#52	Professor What T-Shirt	22
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#216	Red Rover BB gun	18
#150	Rock Pops	350
#370	Rock and Roll Legend	3
#108	SPF 451 lip balm	21
#106	Scalp of Gorgolok	16
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#92	Schrödinger's thermos	400
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#192	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#40	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	41
#534	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	10
#254	Sugar Cog	10
#627	Summer Nights	2
#46	Super Weight-Gain 9000	5
#208	Swizzler	29
#116	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	154
#114	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	157
#131	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	136
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#322	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	10
#20	The Art of Slapfighting	48
#50	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	24
#352	The Joy of Wassailing	10
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#129	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	18
#288	Thwaitgold bee statuette	7
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1380	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1073	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	4
#1955	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#54	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	370
#55	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	352
#54	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	351
#55	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	347
#91	Typical Tavern swill	140
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#439	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#109	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	49
#1547	Wint-O-Fresh mint	3
#281	Yellow Moon of Compassion	11
#73	Yummy Tummy bean	3,356
#89	Ze™ goggles	61
#203	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#253	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#71	actual reality goggles	54
#868	adorable seal larva	3
#67	airblaster gun	63
#737	ammonite fossil	4
#2225	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#348	anniversary gift box	8
#22	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	50
#39	antique bottle opener	18
#60	antique painting of a landscape	10
#20	antique pair of blue jeans	25
#279	antique record album	10
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#119	asbestos staff	5
#63	asbestos sword	10
#769	aspirin	1
#942	baconstone	8
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#488	badass belt	93
#48	bag of GORF	452
#56	bag of GORP	476
#33	bag of QWOP	408
#187	bag of W&Ws	42
#49	bag of airline peanuts	440
#502	bag of bones	1
#131	bag of lard	9
#1593	ball	2
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#695	bananagate	5
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#1001	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#307	battered Crimbo Crate	39
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#430	bed of coals	2
#171	bejeweled cufflinks	24
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#155	big bad voodoo mask	5
#442	bindlestocking	5
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#241	bite-me-red lipstick	78
#60	black candy heart	240
#510	black eyedrops	1
#132	black lotus	1
#168	black paisley oyster egg	25
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#500	black polka-dot oyster egg	10
#145	black snowcone	27
#156	black spot	5
#268	black velvet box	1
#56	black-and-blue light	1,007
#925	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#441	blood flower	17
#37	blowdart	41
#607	blue glowstick	2
#131	blue plasma ball	495
#1674	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#157	bone aperitif	3
#357	bone chips	41
#195	bone meal	2
#175	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
#105	bottle of antifreeze	9
#530	bottle of goofballs	49
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#436	bow	1
#202	box of Dweebs	29
#910	box of sunshine	284
#214	breaded beer	3
#29	breath mint	564
#139	brick	247
#186	brine	92
#519	broken cellular phone	3
#76	bronze breastplate	25
#361	buckyball	13
#546	bunch of bananas	5
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#283	can of Binarrrca	37
#735	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#38	can of spinach	48
#110	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	62
#93	candied yams	78
#406	candy brain	8
#272	candy cane	140
#471	candy kneecapping stick	5
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#411	candy stake	14
#188	canteen of wine	118
#93	carton of rotten eggs	63
#803	cement sandals	1
#81	cheap elven gloves	36
#341	cheap plastic bottle opener	19
#60	cheap studded belt	937
#104	cheer extractor	3
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#7	chintzy turtle brooch	1,001
#72	chitinous pod	1
#36	chocolate cigar	32
#20	chocolate filthy lucre	529
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#581	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#61	chrome crossbow	11
#96	chrome staff	6
#32	chrome sword	17
#383	chunk of depleted Grimacite	28
#1149	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#72	clown hammer	294
#189	club necklace	27
#404	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#187	comfy coffin	6
#108	concentrated garbage juice	7
#63	confusing LED clock	174
#72	contract enforcement stick	21
#45	corncob pipe	23
#121	corned-beef Reuben	29
#53	corrupted data	408
#38	cranberries	1,168
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#953	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#11	crotchety pants	4
#639	crystalline cheer	2
#93	crystallized memory	3
#20	cube of billiard chalk	38
#62	cup of infinite pencils	18
#67	cupcake-in-a-cup	7
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#96	cursed scrunchie	13
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#52	cymbal syrup	259
#1025	daisy	1
#95	deadly lampshade	9
#63	defective skull	333
#260	delicious salad	210
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#255	designer handbag	11
#197	diamond necklace	25
#88	dilapidated wizard hat	1
#184	dill	178
#96	divine blowout	439
#108	divine can of silly string	430
#147	divine champagne flute	115
#155	divine champagne popper	62
#121	divine cracker	111
#101	divine noisemaker	432
#1012	doll house	3
#279	donkey flipbook	3
#143	drywall axe	92
#21	duonoculars	28
#595	dusty Crimbo crate	18
#273	dwarvish magazine	4
#172	easter egg balloon	94
#45	effluvious emerald	44
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#79	elegant nightstick	7
#54	elven limbos gingerbread	144
#311	elven cellocello	38
#161	elven hardtack	28
#128	elven moonshine	77
#77	elven socks	42
#335	elven suicide capsule	36
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#871	empty blowgun	1
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#52	encoder ring	325
#256	especially salty dog	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#71	explosion-flavored chewing gum	341
#591	extra-greasy slider	2
#14	extra-see-thru nightie	35
#107	extremely skinny jeans	9
#1087	eyepatch	1
#953	f3d0r4	1
#162	facehugging alien	4
#180	facsimile dictionary	56
#293	fake blood	4
#77	fake fake vomit	325
#464	fake hand	61
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#229	fancy canapés	2
#515	fancy chocolate	6
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#229	fancy dress ball	67
#184	fancy opera glasses	23
#342	felt	24
#67	festive holiday hat	43
#143	fiery wing	56
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#299	finger cymbals	1
#979	fire	4
#131	[2426]fire flower	9
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#206	flashing novelty button	5
#50	flavored foot massage oil	984
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#276	floaty pebbles	2
#52	foam dart	1,009
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#118	fossilized baboon skull	6
#168	fossilized bat skull	4
#143	fossilized demon skull	4
#169	fossilized limb	63
#251	fossilized serpent skull	3
#142	fossilized spider skull	4
#123	fossilized spike	40
#145	fossilized spine	14
#209	fossilized torso	30
#218	fossilized wing	19
#225	fossilized wyrm skull	3
#27	frayed rope belt	30
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#281	frigid fudgepuck	12
#428	frilly shirt	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#182	fruitcake	118
#187	fudge bunny	3
#57	fudge cube	6
#175	fudge lily	38
#145	fudge spork	2
#492	fudgecule	1,761
#542	furniture dolly	1
#177	fuzzy busby	18
#155	garish pinky ring	27
#324	gearbox necklace	3
#204	ghost cucumber	192
#21	ghost protocol	28
#292	ghost trap	3
#45	ghostly body paint	73
#122	giant clay ashtray	1
#108	giant designer sunglasses	36
#45	giant discarded bottlecap	79
#414	giant discarded plastic fork	24
#256	giant discarded torn-up glove	18
#280	giant foam finger	8
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#131	giant green gummi ingot	2
#772	giant needle	13
#148	giant pinky ring	101
#122	giant red gummi ingot	2
#17	giant spider leg	22
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#120	giant yellow gummi ingot	2
#56	gift-a-pult	6
#222	gingerbread bugbear	118
#1747	gingerbread horror	4
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#45	glacial sapphire	26
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#429	gold wedding ring	11
#692	golden ring	40
#401	googly eye	34
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#165	gray bow tie	37
#173	green candy heart	196
#244	green drunki-bear	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#367	green gummi ingot	87
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#308	grue egg	78
#735	grue egg omelette	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#198	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#391	gyroscope	7
#60	haggis socks	88
#58	haggis-infused soap	149
#68	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	88
#1152	hamethyst	6
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#548	handful of confetti	74
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#165	heart necklace	31
#653	heart of the volcano	10
#878	heart-shaped balloon	3
#345	herbal stuffing	23
#295	herringcello	37
#51	home robotics kit	85
#288	hot plate	2
#606	huge spoon	1
#139	iGoogly	177
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#104	imp unity ring	48
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#740	infernal insoles	1
#421	invisible bag	2
#330	iron pasta spoon	20
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#700	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#246	jar of swamp gas	243
#293	jawbruiser	8
#44	jazz soap	464
#286	jerky coins	75
#53	joybuzzer	382
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#489	killing feather	62
#511	kneecapping stick	24
#211	knuckle sandwich	113
#652	kumquartz	5
#85	kumquartz ring	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#206	lavender paisley oyster egg	15
#2029	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1767	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#985	length of string	10
#1422	licorice garrote	2
#471	licorice root	5
#102	linoleum crossbow	8
#142	linoleum staff	5
#54	linoleum sword	14
#511	live wire	2
#665	loaded serum blowgun	6
#97	logging hatchet	1
#27	lollipop stick	2,005
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#457	longhaired hippy wig	1
#66	lost key	64
#380	lovecat tail	2
#50	lucky bottlecap	21
#45	lucky rabbit's foot	84
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#1348	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#460	mafia aria	50
#74	mafia filofax	5
#69	mafia middle finger ring	1
#79	mafia pinky ring	1
#59	magical ice cube with a fly in it	330
#47	magicberry tablets	169
#63	magnetic sculpture kit	44
#214	marshmallow flambé	3
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1847	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#34	memory of a CG base pair	4
#39	memory of an AT base pair	7
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#8	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	2
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#273	monomolecular yo-yo	262
#62	mood ring	218
#64	mummy costume	112
#836	mylar scout drone	5
#2043	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#2561	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#82	nanofiber cloth	85
#144	necrotizing body spray	64
#76	negotiatin' hammer	6
#488	night-vision goggles	4
#679	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#174	obsidian dagger	72
#1365	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2535	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1735	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#64	old school calculator watch	82
#601	oozenog	6
#133	orange candy heart	393
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#244	orange peel hat	2
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#106	overcookie	8
#885	oversized fish scaler	6
#184	pack of KWE trading card	15
#77	packet of tofurkey gravy	3
#496	pail	22
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#60	panhandle panhandling hat	21
#152	pants of the Slug Lord	24
#363	parasitic claw	1
#414	passable elf mask	10
#199	patent leather shoes	32
#341	peanut brittle shield	9
#647	pearidot	5
#198	penguin focaccia bread	44
#428	penguin skin	131
#187	penguin thesaurus	36
#50	personal massager	731
#62	personalized coffee mug	964
#60	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	338
#60	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	330
#788	petit 4.1	1
#494	petrified time	1
#89	petrified wood	123
#203	pink candy heart	180
#1205	pink glowstick	1
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#302	rubber WWJD? bracelet	21
#242	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	24
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#57	silent E	1
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#186	silent X	1
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#74	steel drivin' hammer	15
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#41	strange cube	50
#106	strange shiny disc	51
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#234	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	135
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#307	stuffed tin of caviar	137
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#1071	sturdy Crimbo crate	9
#96	sturdy cane	22
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#53	sucker tachi	3
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#82	tawdry amethyst	17
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#890	ten-leaf clover	4
#174	theoretical string	140
#531	throwing wrench	8
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#956	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	8
#990	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
#1280	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#1512	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#607	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	4
#565	tiny plastic Beebee King	4
#2094	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#950	tiny plastic Black Knight	8
#789	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	6
#2050	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#516	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#394	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	11
#8195	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#883	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4313	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2897	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#88	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#584	tiny plastic Father McGruber	7
#1500	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#916	tiny plastic G Imp	8
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#824	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	9
#941	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	8
#760	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	5
#1246	tiny plastic Hellion	6
#1471	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
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#915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	5
#1450	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	5
#1772	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#1489	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	5
#821	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	9
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#526	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#85	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#654	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	6
#1447	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	5
#1067	tiny plastic Protagonist	7
#559	tiny plastic Queen Bee	4
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#970	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#816	tiny plastic Spam Witch	9
#1225	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	6
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#22	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	165
#2060	tiny plastic The Man	2
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1073	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#1077	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	7
#77	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1086	tiny plastic angry bugbear	7
#4844	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#834	tiny plastic anime smiley	9
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1071	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	7
#1444	tiny plastic astronomer	5
#8256	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3941	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#537	tiny plastic batbugbear	8
#1040	tiny plastic beanbat	7
#988	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#962	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#662	tiny plastic beebee queue	6
#2574	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#358	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	12
#438	tiny plastic blazing bat	10
#2496	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	7
#950	tiny plastic blooper	8
#925	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
#1755	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#498	tiny plastic bugaboo	9
#587	tiny plastic buzzerker	7
#443	tiny plastic cavebugbear	10
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3971	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#4889	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1183	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	4
#1070	tiny plastic cubist bull	7
#1779	tiny plastic demoninja	4
#4500	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1083	tiny plastic drunk goat	7
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1231	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	6
#1487	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
#559	tiny plastic fire servant	4
#1070	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	7
#1415	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#6185	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#4862	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#6160	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#905	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	8
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#754	tiny plastic goth giant	10
#3948	tiny plastic grue	4
#945	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	8
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4858	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#852	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	4
#6079	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#733	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	10
#4881	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#516	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	13
#354	tiny plastic moneybee	12
#8118	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#963	tiny plastic ninja snowman	8
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#589	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#8104	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1466	tiny plastic scary clown	5
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2173	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	8
#482	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	5
#931	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	8
#4906	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#1113	tiny plastic spooky vampire	7
#3952	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#4897	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1244	tiny plastic taco cat	6
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#412	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
#911	tiny plastic topiary golem	8
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#613	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	12
#193	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#601	tiny plastic warwelf	12
#832	tiny plastic whitesnake	9
#921	tiny plastic zmobie	8
#40	tip jar	63
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#98	tofurkey gravy	67
#100	tofurkey leg	65
#1137	tomato	1
#1868	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1404	tooth	1
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#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
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#1558	toy crazy train	3
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#496	toy mercenary	13
#1439	toy space helmet	3
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#259	tube sock	2
#833	twitching claw	6
#141	una poca de gracia	3
#76	unearthed potsherd	55
#64	unearthly onyx	26
#153	unstable DNA	324
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#248	unused walkie-talkie	1
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#177	vinegar	199
#675	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#174	volcanic ash	40
#252	warehouse key	1
#52	water purification pills	473
#68	watered-down Red Minotaur	57
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#1538	wheel	1
#147	whisker pencil	63
#190	white candy heart	202
#64	whoopie cushion	340
#12	willowy bonnet	3
#73	wind-up chattering teeth	311
#296	wind-up meatcar	40
#615	witch hat	1
#309	witty rapier	9
#78	wolfman mask	100
#744	wooden block	3
#261	wooden stakes	11
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#357	wrench bracelet	9
#68	x-ray specs	298
#181	yam candy	1
#301	yellow candy heart	143
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#367	yellow gummi ingot	87
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#67	yellow snowcone	345
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#752	yo	11
#1164	yo-yo	13
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 62,969 items total!

what items are this player missing?