| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #402 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 13 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #665 | FDKOL commendation | 38 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #284 | Go-Wassail | 65 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #356 | Jack-in-the-box | 17 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #91 | Lars the Cyberian | 4 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #405 | NPZR chemistry set | 7 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #187 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 15 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #318 | The Joy of Wassailing | 11 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #60 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 22 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #736 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #964 | baby killer bee | 7 |
| #364 | baconstone | 22 |
| #401 | bananagate | 15 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #763 | barrrnacle | 17 |
| #413 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #365 | bindlestocking | 7 |
| #185 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| #437 | blind-packed capsule toy | 3 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #87 | bottle of Blank-Out | 190 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #283 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1414 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #540 | cheap elven gloves | 8 |
| #289 | chocolate cigar | 6 |
| #117 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 19 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #225 | cursed piece of thirteen | 4 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #604 | elven limbos gingerbread | 22 |
| #650 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #762 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #468 | elven socks | 10 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #529 | festive holiday hat | 8 |
| #209 | figurine of a charred seal | 15 |
| #486 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #307 | figurine of a sleek seal | 8 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #446 | flaming mushroom | 5 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #581 | fossilized wing | 3 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #427 | frozen mushroom | 5 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #77 | fudge spork | 5 |
| #1117 | fudgecule | 39 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #64 | gilded ancient cursed key | 4 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #531 | green gummi ingot | 38 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #288 | hamethyst | 27 |
| #159 | handful of honey | 56 |
| #967 | herringcello | 20 |
| #190 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #433 | jerky coins | 45 |
| #1147 | knuckle sandwich | 7 |
| #293 | kumquartz | 22 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #132 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #492 | lollipop stick | 67 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #85 | mulled cider | 23 |
| #658 | mummy costume | 8 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #60 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 5 |
| #445 | pack of pogs | 43 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #364 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #548 | paperclip | 70 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #361 | pearidot | 17 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #509 | pointy mushroom | 3 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #241 | popsicle stick | 4 |
| #319 | porquoise | 23 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #324 | quantum taco | 60 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #507 | red gummi ingot | 41 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #163 | sleeping stocking | 16 |
| #302 | slow jam collection | 14 |
| #176 | smoked potsherd | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #273 | spooky bark | 62 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #427 | spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #319 | spooky sap | 27 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #269 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #170 | star starfish | 2 |
| #254 | stinky mushroom | 10 |
| #250 | strange cube | 6 |
| #547 | strawberyl | 9 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #353 | sucker scaffold | 27 |
| #401 | superheated fudge | 8 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #671 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 14 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1287 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 14 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #720 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #663 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #717 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 13 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #574 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 12 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #375 | tourmalime | 17 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #67 | trilobite candy mold | 3 |
| #517 | trilobite fossil | 7 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #1262 | unstable DNA | 25 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #73 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #386 | wolfman mask | 16 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #538 | yellow gummi ingot | 36 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |