Museum :: Wizard

Wizard_Hat

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#166	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	6
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#333	Amulet of Yendor	70
#332	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#42	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	14
#247	BGE merchandise order form	17
#184	BGE temporary tattoo	5
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#21	BRAINS shorts	75
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#68	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	92
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#212	Bonerdagon necklace	47
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#941	Boss Bat britches	14
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#240	CRIMBCO mug	61
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1364	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#78	Coily™	1
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#448	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#96	Crimbo ukulele	2
#81	Crimbo wreath	7
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3211	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#21	Deactivated O. A. F.	25
#915	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#212	Drowsy Sword	90
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#1090	Feynman gate	6
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#198	Frosty's frosty mug	9
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#136	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#219	Hippy Army MPE	34
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#275	Hodgman's blanket	5
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#39	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	25
#372	Iron Beta of Industry	22
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#111	Knob Goblin lunchbox	15
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#437	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	62
#459	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	75
#126	Maxing, Relaxing	7
#47	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	44
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#377	Mob Penguin cellular phone	54
#302	Mob Penguin protection contract	10
#73	Mr. Joe's bangles	16
#113	NPZR chemistry set	55
#512	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	11
#144	Nuclear Blastball	11
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#177	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	8
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#83	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	17
#259	SPF 451 lip balm	9
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#208	Schrödinger's thermos	106
#127	Sinful Desires	5
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#239	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	20
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#138	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	17
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#61	Time Juice	8
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#84	Ultrasoldier Serum	16
#28	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	25
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#94	Uncle Romulus	11
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#191	Workytime Tea	11
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#61	Zombo's shield	2
#25	Zombo's shoulder blade	2
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#309	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	6
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#305	alphabet gum	5
🥈	ammonite fossil	5,218
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#69	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	20
#109	antique bottle of cough syrup	7
#162	antique painting of a landscape	5
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#609	antique record album	3
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#120	asbestos sword hilt	2
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#490	atomic vector plotter	7
#486	baby killer bee	20
#326	baconstone	24
#129	baconstone bracelet	6
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#708	badass belt	71
#344	bag of airline peanuts	87
#141	bag of bones	8
#367	bag of lard	3
#210	baggie of powdered sugar	127
#129	ballast turtle	3
#665	balloon monkey	2
#363	banana peel	9
#215	banana smoothie	3
#364	barbed-wire fence	12
#72	bark beret	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#511	barrrnacle	30
#110	barskin cloak	1
#523	baseball	6
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#819	battered Crimbo Crate	9
#287	bazookafish bubble gum	4
#244	beach glass bead	18
#78	bed of coals	8
#788	beertini	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#821	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#116	big bundle of chamoix	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#778	black candy heart	2
#133	black eyedrops	6
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#197	black snowcone	19
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#472	black-and-blue light	78
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1654	blood flower	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#173	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#462	bone chips	27
#111	bone collar	3
#52	bone crusher	1
#195	bone meal	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#53	bonerang	1
#21	boning knife	2
#27	bottle of Blank-Out	566
#119	bottle of antifreeze	8
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#15	bottle of peppermint schnapps	15
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#181	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#116	bottle of ultravitamins	6
#45	bottled inspiration	44
#141	bow staff	1
#149	bowlegged pants	1
#133	bowler	1
#3540	box of sunshine	19
#2708	brick	1
#114	broken carburetor	2
#94	bronze breastplate	21
#213	brown plastic baby	3
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#558	bugbear beanie	8
#409	bugbear bungguard	12
#137	bunch of bananas	41
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1109	can of Binarrrca	6
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#545	can of fake snow	1
#8	can of franks 'n' beans	25
#124	can-can-in-a-can	3
#269	candy knuckles	7
#2397	candy stake	3
#167	canteen of wine	129
#79	caustic slime nodule	5
#88	charged magnet	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#540	cheap elven gloves	8
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#185	chocolate cigar	10
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#474	chunk of depleted Grimacite	21
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#41	clockwork chef-in-the-box	6
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#543	clown hammer	51
#11	clownskin harness	111
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#50	collection of tiny spooky objects	36
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#193	colorful plastic ball	251
#187	comfy coffin	6
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#254	corned-beef Reuben	3
#218	corpsebite	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#43	crystallized memory	5
#35	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#90	cursed scrunchie	14
#107	cyclops eyedrops	8
#144	deck of tropical cards	3
#353	defective skull	68
#319	delicious salad	189
#39	deluxe fax machine	6
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#1364	diamond necklace	5
#1349	dill	5
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#216	disassembled clover	500
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#286	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#232	duct tape sword	1
#413	dusty Crimbo crate	27
#133	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	8
#1553	easter egg balloon	15
#391	elven limbos gingerbread	34
#691	elven cellocello	26
#357	elven moonshine	32
#617	elven socks	7
#450	elven suicide capsule	32
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#344	enchanted barbell	4
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#386	enchanted toothpick	3
#430	encoder ring	38
#55	epic wad	13
#255	especially salty dog	1
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#298	explosion-flavored chewing gum	95
#375	extra-greasy slider	5
#40	extremely skinny jeans	18
#1016	eye of newt	1
#286	fake fake vomit	108
#857	fake hand	23
#236	fake plastic grass	8
#14	fancy black tie	1
#421	fancy but probably evil chocolate	14
#229	fancy canapés	2
#242	fancy chocolate	11
#195	fancy chocolate car	17
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#721	fancy opera glasses	3
#14	fancy tophat	1
#324	felt	25
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#303	fez of etymology	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#7	floaty pebbles	45
#27	floaty rock	3
#6	floaty rock helmet	1
#6	floaty rock necklace	1
#6	floaty rock pants	1
#557	floaty sand	17
#151	floral print shirt	2
#12	foreign box	50
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#408	friendly cheez blob	6
#256	frigid hankyū	1
#274	frilly shirt	2
#123	frozen banquet	17
#99	fruity girl swill	2
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#1518	ghost cucumber	6
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#699	giant designer sunglasses	4
#816	giant discarded bottlecap	5
#1454	giant discarded plastic fork	4
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#164	giant glass of brandy	3
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#2477	gingerbread bugbear	4
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#84	gingerbread house	6
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#210	gingham blouse	1
#151	glacial sapphire	5
#193	gloomy black mushroom	18
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#86	glowing esca	1
#58	gnauga hide buckler	2
#58	gnauga hide chaps	2
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#88	gnauga hide whip	2
#821	goat beard	1
#692	golden ring	40
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#223	gray bow tie	29
#5	grisly shield	1
#318	grue egg	76
#198	guy made of bee pollen	16
#95	gyroscope	34
#1284	hamethyst	5
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#139	hand grenegg	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#1411	heart necklace	5
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#59	helm of the white knight	1
#793	herringcello	23
#394	hideous egg	6
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#27	hobo stogie	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#780	hyperbolic plasma focuser	2
#1305	iGoogly	4
#325	iced-out bling	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#649	incredibly creepy marionette	4
#63	insane tophat	1
#182	invisible bag	5
#267	ion grid	50
#501	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	6
#78	ironic moustache	1
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#108	jamfish jam	3
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#315	jar of fermented pickle juice	6
#240	jar of squeeze	4
#139	jar of swamp gas	527
#228	jawbruiser	10
#343	jazz soap	86
#41	jingle bell	1
#330	joybuzzer	91
#1197	killing feather	38
#278	kneecapping stick	56
#184	knuckle sandwich	126
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#201	leather bookmark	1
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#1751	length of string	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#608	lewd playing card	3
#62	limburger biker boots	8
#127	linoleum sword hilt	1
#61	live lobster	22
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#314	logic synthesizer	38
#199	longhaired hippy wig	3
#377	los chinos	1
#284	lovecat tail	3
#67	lucky bottlecap	18
#57	lucky rabbit's foot	74
#107	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	2
#1424	macaroni duck	1
#356	magical ice cube with a fly in it	83
#247	makeshift cape	1
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#382	maple leaf	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#177	megatofu	56
#47	metallic foil cat ears	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#33	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	31
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#139	monomolecular yo-yo	472
#729	mood ring	1
#72	mushroom fermenting solution	96
#3075	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#646	nanofiber cloth	7
#96	nasty rat mask	1
#219	night-vision goggles	7
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#101	obsidian dagger	96
#76	ocarina of space	56
#319	off-white paisley oyster egg	7
#26	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	73
#75	off-white striped oyster egg	33
#469	oily golden mushroom	1
#1616	oozenog	3
#440	opera mask	1
#242	orange peel hat	2
#523	oriole-feather headdress	2
#172	oversized fish scaler	15
#1028	oyster basket	3
#956	pack of KWE trading card	3
#180	pair of bolt cutters	11
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#69	palm-frond capris	2
#89	palm-frond cloak	3
#407	paperclip	103
#102	paperclip cape	1
#98	paperclip pants	1
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#341	passable elf mask	11
#324	patent leather shoes	21
#23	pebblebräu	9
#988	penguin focaccia bread	19
#206	penguin thesaurus	33
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#272	personal massager	99
#298	personalized coffee mug	240
#104	pestoblade	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#298	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	90
#328	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	92
#295	phish stick	4
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#210	pile of gold coins	9
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#286	pink candygram	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#88	plastic Crimbo reindeer	7
#360	plastic passion fruit	4
#235	pocketwatch on a chain	10
#107	polka-dot bow tie	5
#202	polyalloy shield	11
#257	popsicle stick	3
#828	pork elf goodies sack	6
#224	porquoise	31
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#148	porquoise necklace	2
#131	porquoise ring	2
#175	portable corkscrew	32
#287	portable photocopier	24
#582	possessed top	10
#51	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#145	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
#1810	pretty flower	2
#77	projectile icemaker	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#93	pulled porquoise ring	1
#271	pulsing flesh	11
#517	quantum polarity inducer	5
#1795	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#1729	really dense meat stack	1
#387	recursive spline reticulator	8
#210	red-headed corpse	1
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#504	reverse-oscillating klystron	6
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#278	rigid carapace	13
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#874	robotronic egg	32
#1170	[2108]rock	2
#104	rockfish stomach	6
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#109	rogue swarmer	201
#90	roll of Hob-Os	18
#783	rubber WWBD? bracelet	10
#1290	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
#979	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	8
#734	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	10
#558	rubber axe	1
#663	rubber emo roe	46
#253	rusty bonesaw	2
#94	safety vest	2
#602	sandwich of the gods	12
#168	sawblade fragment	120
#103	scissor duck	1
#209	scroll of pasta summoning	82
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#68	severed rocking horse head	7
#173	sham champagne	1
#271	shard of double-ice	3
#122	shark jumper	1
#220	shaving cream	2
#331	shiny butcherknife	2
#148	shrinking powder	3
#90	shuddersword	1
#46	six-rainbow shield	2
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#33	sleeping snowy owl	219
#251	sleeping stocking	11
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#211	slime convention swag bag	2
#189	slime convention t-shirt	1
#707	slow jam collection	5
#108	smoldering box	1
#34	snailmail coif	1
#43	snailmail hauberk	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#41	sorority girl's box	1
#294	souvenir ski t-shirt	2
#787	spade necklace	9
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#27	spectral jelly	6
#556	spectre scepter	59
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#57	spooky bicycle chain	34
#69	spooky cosmetics bag	29
#834	spooky hockey mask	2
#1025	spooky stuffing	4
#184	squirming egg sac	85
#643	stick	3
#167	strange cube	10
#156	strange shiny disc	40
#1334	stray chihuahua	1
#74	string of Crimbo lights	7
#1586	string of blue beads	5
#1605	string of green beads	5
#1584	string of red beads	5
#1002	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	42
#820	stuffed Cheshire bitten	56
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#780	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	59
#1091	stuffed Meat	40
#3169	stuffed alien blob	1
#2432	stuffed angry cow	20
#1162	stuffed astral badger	44
#645	stuffed baby gravy fairy	73
#1059	stuffed cocoabo	45
#1000	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	50
#894	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	55
#171	stuffed gray blob	257
#867	stuffed hand turkey	56
#684	stuffed key	82
#1462	stuffed martini	3
#1151	stuffed mind flayer	45
#1467	stuffed mink	24
#998	stuffed monocle	46
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#818	stuffed scary death orb	61
#787	stuffed shoulder parrot	27
#660	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	71
#737	stuffed snowy owl	62
#678	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	69
#2369	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#572	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	77
#1133	stuffed teddy butler	38
#860	stuffed tin of caviar	55
#604	stuffed treasure chest	96
#1251	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	41
#104	stuffed yo-yo	9
#391	stuffing	23
#803	sturdy Crimbo crate	15
#776	sub-molecular interocitor	2
#593	supportive bra	1
#171	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	2
#29	tapped black lotus	1
#264	targeting chip	2
#267	tassel	5
#188	tawdry amethyst	5
#94	teflon ore	4
#953	theoretical string	8
#360	thermos of brew	1
#236	thistle wine	12
#369	throwing wrench	10
🥇	time sleigh	1
#285	tin cup of mulligan stew	4
#174	tin star	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#374	tiny plastic Felonia	11
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#124	toast with jam	1
#1404	tooth	1
#1791	toothsome rock	3
#1238	top	3
#310	tortoise's blessing	7
#184	towel	51
#1359	toy crazy train	4
#1255	toy hoverpad	4
#1217	toy jet pack	4
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1116	toy mercenary	4
#728	toy ray gun	11
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1271	toy space helmet	4
#1384	toy train	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#2003	tree-eating kite	6
🥇	trilobite fossil	5,523
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#198	turtle wax	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#535	twitching claw	9
#102	unearthed potsherd	44
#882	unstable DNA	48
#204	unstable laser battery	95
#57	unstable quark	20
#968	untamable turtle	2
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#1730	useless powder	3
#717	valuable trinket	98
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#196	vampire pearl	2
#96	velcro ore	4
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#427	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	23
#873	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#1345	vinegar	6
#90	vinyl ore	4
#298	vitachoconutriment capsule	20
#179	volcanic ash	37
#173	voodoo snuff	9
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
🥈	washboard shield	1
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#802	white picket fence	1
#48	white snakeskin duster	3
#379	whoopie cushion	85
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#371	wind-up chattering teeth	86
#743	wooden block	3
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#254	wrench bracelet	14
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#417	x-ray specs	51
#399	yellow candygram	1
#441	yellow snowcone	78
🥇	yield shield	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 23,304 items total!

what items are this player missing?