Wizard_Hat

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#166A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes6
#87Abyssal ember1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#333Amulet of Yendor70
#332Ancient Saucehelm7
#537Angelhair Culottes2
#124Ankh of Badahnkadh3
#142Atomic Comic3
#217Atomic Pop1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#42BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt14
#247BGE merchandise order form17
#184BGE temporary tattoo5
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#21BRAINS shorts75
#69BRICKO hat1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#68Baron von Ratsworth's monocle92
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#255Bohemian rhapsody1
#212Bonerdagon necklace47
#342Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#941Boss Bat britches14
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#240CRIMBCO mug61
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1364Codpiece of the Goblin King4
#78Coilyâ„¢1
#967Colander of Em-er'il3
#210Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce2
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#448Copper Alpha of Sincerity5
#96Crimbo ukulele2
#81Crimbo wreath7
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#3211Crown of the Goblin King3
#21Deactivated O. A. F.25
#915Dickory Farms Gift Basket5
#520Disco 'Fro Pick6
#212Drowsy Sword90
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#346Elmley shades2
#1090Feynman gate6
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
🥇French slippers1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#198Frosty's frosty mug9
#58Frosty's nailbat2
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#102Good 'n' Slimy1
#136Grateful Undead T-shirt4
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#219Hippy Army MPE34
#24Hodgman's almanac2
#275Hodgman's blanket5
#21Hodgman's varcolac paw2
#39Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration25
#372Iron Beta of Industry22
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#111Knob Goblin lunchbox15
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
🥇LWA ring1
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#520Let Me Be!3
#437Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet62
#459Loudmouth Larry Lamprey75
#126Maxing, Relaxing7
#47Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses44
#185Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot2
#377Mob Penguin cellular phone54
#302Mob Penguin protection contract10
#73Mr. Joe's bangles16
#113NPZR chemistry set55
#512Nickel Gamma of Frugality11
#144Nuclear Blastball11
#64Ol' Scratch's ol' britches2
#177Ol' Scratch's salad fork8
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#253Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster14
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#362Pick-O-Matic lockpicks3
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#212Ralph IX cognac1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#83Retenez L'Herbe Paté17
#259SPF 451 lip balm9
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#513Safari Jack's moustache3
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#208Schrödinger's thermos106
#127Sinful Desires5
#129Spirit Precipice1
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#239St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket20
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#138Tales of a Kansas Toymaker17
#304The Art of Slapfighting3
#402The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones3
#44The Legendary Beat1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#377Thwaitgold bee statuette6
#574Tiki lighter1
#61Time Juice8
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#84Ultrasoldier Serum16
#28Uncle Crimbo's Rations25
#606Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix2
#94Uncle Romulus11
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#191Workytime Tea11
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#61Zombo's shield2
#25Zombo's shoulder blade2
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#309Zu Mannkäse Dienen6
#1568adorable seal larva1
🥇all-year sucker1
#305alphabet gum5
🥈ammonite fossil5,218
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#69antique 8-Bit Power magazine20
#109antique bottle of cough syrup7
#162antique painting of a landscape5
#257antique pair of blue jeans3
#609antique record album3
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#120asbestos sword hilt2
#1227astronaut pants4
#490atomic vector plotter7
#486baby killer bee20
#326baconstone24
#129baconstone bracelet6
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#708badass belt71
#344bag of airline peanuts87
#141bag of bones8
#367bag of lard3
#210baggie of powdered sugar127
#129ballast turtle3
#665balloon monkey2
#363banana peel9
#215banana smoothie3
#364barbed-wire fence12
#72bark beret1
#91bark bracelet1
#511barrrnacle30
#110barskin cloak1
#523baseball6
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#819battered Crimbo Crate9
#287bazookafish bubble gum4
#244beach glass bead18
#78bed of coals8
#788beertini1
#430beholed bedsheet2
#821bejeweled cufflinks2
#116big bundle of chamoix2
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#778black candy heart2
#133black eyedrops6
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#197black snowcone19
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#472black-and-blue light78
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#1654blood flower1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
🥈blue traffic cone1
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#333blundarrrbus1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#36bone and arrows1
#301bone aperitif1
#462bone chips27
#111bone collar3
#52bone crusher1
#195bone meal2
#76bone spurs1
#53bonerang1
#21boning knife2
#27bottle of Blank-Out566
#119bottle of antifreeze8
#79bottle of melodramamine1
#15bottle of peppermint schnapps15
#419bottle of pirate juice2
#181bottle of single-barrel whiskey6
#116bottle of ultravitamins6
#45bottled inspiration44
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#3540box of sunshine19
#2708brick1
#114broken carburetor2
#94bronze breastplate21
#213brown plastic baby3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#558bugbear beanie8
#409bugbear bungguard12
#137bunch of bananas41
#466bungle in the jungle1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#1109can of Binarrrca6
#351can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢1
#840can of Red Minotaur2
#545can of fake snow1
#8can of franks 'n' beans25
#124can-can-in-a-can3
#269candy knuckles7
#2397candy stake3
#167canteen of wine129
#79caustic slime nodule5
#88charged magnet1
#419cheap cigar butt1
#540cheap elven gloves8
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#258chintzy disco ball pendant3
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#185chocolate cigar10
#452chrome crossbow1
#474chunk of depleted Grimacite21
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#41clockwork chef-in-the-box6
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#543clown hammer51
#11clownskin harness111
#119club of the five seasons1
#176coconut bikini top1
#50collection of tiny spooky objects36
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#193colorful plastic ball251
#187comfy coffin6
#805computronic processing unit2
#555concentrated garbage juice1
🥉control crystal1
#254corned-beef Reuben3
#218corpsebite1
#113crotchety pants1
#43crystallized memory5
#35cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#90cursed scrunchie14
#107cyclops eyedrops8
#144deck of tropical cards3
#353defective skull68
#319delicious salad189
#39deluxe fax machine6
#164demonskin jacket1
#240depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick2
#1364diamond necklace5
#1349dill5
#71dinged-up triangle1
#216disassembled clover500
#393disbelief suspenders2
#587distressed denim pants1
#1607dollhive1
#655donkey flipbook1
#286dope gangsta bling-bling3
#905duck-on-a-string2
#232duct tape sword1
#413dusty Crimbo crate27
#133eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest8
#1553easter egg balloon15
#391elven limbos gingerbread34
#691elven cellocello26
#357elven moonshine32
#617elven socks7
#450elven suicide capsule32
#193elven whittling knife1
#344enchanted barbell4
#202enchanted leopard-print barbell14
#386enchanted toothpick3
#430encoder ring38
#55epic wad13
#255especially salty dog1
#1900evil teddy bear3
#298explosion-flavored chewing gum95
#375extra-greasy slider5
#40extremely skinny jeans18
#1016eye of newt1
#286fake fake vomit108
#857fake hand23
#236fake plastic grass8
#14fancy black tie1
#421fancy but probably evil chocolate14
#229fancy canapés2
#242fancy chocolate11
#195fancy chocolate car17
#2035fancy dress ball2
#721fancy opera glasses3
#14fancy tophat1
#324felt25
#737festive holiday hat5
#303fez of etymology1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#7floaty pebbles45
#27floaty rock3
#6floaty rock helmet1
#6floaty rock necklace1
#6floaty rock pants1
#557floaty sand17
#151floral print shirt2
#12foreign box50
#323freezin' bindle2
#408friendly cheez blob6
#256frigid hankyū1
#274frilly shirt2
#123frozen banquet17
#99fruity girl swill2
#4737fuzzy dice1
#1518ghost cucumber6
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#699giant designer sunglasses4
#816giant discarded bottlecap5
#1454giant discarded plastic fork4
#1147giant discarded torn-up glove2
#164giant glass of brandy3
#427gift-a-pult1
#2477gingerbread bugbear4
#3042gingerbread horror2
#84gingerbread house6
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#210gingham blouse1
#151glacial sapphire5
#193gloomy black mushroom18
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#86glowing esca1
#58gnauga hide buckler2
#58gnauga hide chaps2
#79gnauga hide kilt1
#102gnauga hide vest1
#88gnauga hide whip2
#821goat beard1
#692golden ring40
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#223gray bow tie29
#5grisly shield1
#318grue egg76
#198guy made of bee pollen16
#95gyroscope34
#1284hamethyst5
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#139hand grenegg1
#183handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#1411heart necklace5
#454heavy metal sonata1
#59helm of the white knight1
#793herringcello23
#394hideous egg6
#148hipposkin poncho1
#27hobo stogie1
#62hot cross bow1
#780hyperbolic plasma focuser2
#1305iGoogly4
#325iced-out bling1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#649incredibly creepy marionette4
#63insane tophat1
#182invisible bag5
#267ion grid50
#501ion-pulse modulation stabilizer6
#78ironic moustache1
#977irradiated candy cane5
#108jamfish jam3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#315jar of fermented pickle juice6
#240jar of squeeze4
#139jar of swamp gas527
#228jawbruiser10
#343jazz soap86
#41jingle bell1
#330joybuzzer91
#1197killing feather38
#278kneecapping stick56
#184knuckle sandwich126
#737laser-broiled pear12
#201leather bookmark1
🥉left-handed melodica1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#1751length of string1
#170letterman's jacket1
#608lewd playing card3
#62limburger biker boots8
#127linoleum sword hilt1
#61live lobster22
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#314logic synthesizer38
#199longhaired hippy wig3
#377los chinos1
#284lovecat tail3
#67lucky bottlecap18
#57lucky rabbit's foot74
#107lump of Saccharine Maple sap2
#1424macaroni duck1
#356magical ice cube with a fly in it83
#247makeshift cape1
🥉makeshift castanets1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#382maple leaf1
🥉marinara jug1
#177megatofu56
#47metallic foil cat ears1
#145miniature antlers1
#33miniature carton of clove cigarettes31
#109misfit teddy bear1
#139monomolecular yo-yo472
#729mood ring1
#72mushroom fermenting solution96
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#646nanofiber cloth7
#96nasty rat mask1
#219night-vision goggles7
#418obnoxious riddle1
#101obsidian dagger96
#76ocarina of space56
#319off-white paisley oyster egg7
#26off-white polka-dot oyster egg73
#75off-white striped oyster egg33
#469oily golden mushroom1
#1616oozenog3
#440opera mask1
#242orange peel hat2
#523oriole-feather headdress2
#172oversized fish scaler15
#1028oyster basket3
#956pack of KWE trading card3
#180pair of bolt cutters11
#319pair of ragged claws1
#69palm-frond capris2
#89palm-frond cloak3
#407paperclip103
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#341passable elf mask11
#324patent leather shoes21
#23pebblebräu9
#988penguin focaccia bread19
#206penguin thesaurus33
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#272personal massager99
#298personalized coffee mug240
#104pestoblade1
#2716pet rock1
#298pet rock "Groucho" disguise90
#328pet rock "Snooty" disguise92
#295phish stick4
#293pig-iron bracers1
#307pig-iron helm1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#210pile of gold coins9
#168pile of loose snow1
#286pink candygram1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#88plastic Crimbo reindeer7
#360plastic passion fruit4
#235pocketwatch on a chain10
#107polka-dot bow tie5
#202polyalloy shield11
#257popsicle stick3
#828pork elf goodies sack6
#224porquoise31
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#148porquoise necklace2
#131porquoise ring2
#175portable corkscrew32
#287portable photocopier24
#582possessed top10
#51pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#1810pretty flower2
#77projectile icemaker1
#321psycho sweater1
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#93pulled porquoise ring1
#271pulsing flesh11
#517quantum polarity inducer5
#1795razor-tipped yo-yo2
#1729really dense meat stack1
#387recursive spline reticulator8
#210red-headed corpse1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#504reverse-oscillating klystron6
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#278rigid carapace13
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#874robotronic egg32
#1170[2108]rock2
#104rockfish stomach6
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#109rogue swarmer201
#90roll of Hob-Os18
#783rubber WWBD? bracelet10
#1290rubber WWJD? bracelet6
#979rubber WWSPD? bracelet8
#734rubber WWtNSD? bracelet10
#558rubber axe1
#663rubber emo roe46
#253rusty bonesaw2
#94safety vest2
#602sandwich of the gods12
#168sawblade fragment120
#103scissor duck1
#209scroll of pasta summoning82
#63sealhide cloak1
#74sealhide hood1
🥉sealskin drum1
#68severed rocking horse head7
#173sham champagne1
#271shard of double-ice3
#122shark jumper1
#220shaving cream2
#331shiny butcherknife2
#148shrinking powder3
#90shuddersword1
#46six-rainbow shield2
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#33sleeping snowy owl219
#251sleeping stocking11
#176slime convention coupons1
#183slime convention flyers1
#211slime convention swag bag2
#189slime convention t-shirt1
#707slow jam collection5
#108smoldering box1
#34snailmail coif1
#43snailmail hauberk1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#41sorority girl's box1
#294souvenir ski t-shirt2
#787spade necklace9
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#27spectral jelly6
#556spectre scepter59
🥈speed limit shield1
#57spooky bicycle chain34
#69spooky cosmetics bag29
#834spooky hockey mask2
#1025spooky stuffing4
#184squirming egg sac85
#643stick3
#167strange cube10
#156strange shiny disc40
#1334stray chihuahua1
#74string of Crimbo lights7
#1586string of blue beads5
#1605string of green beads5
#1584string of red beads5
#1002stuffed Baron von Ratsworth42
#820stuffed Cheshire bitten56
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#780stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech59
#1091stuffed Meat40
#3169stuffed alien blob1
#2432stuffed angry cow20
#1162stuffed astral badger44
#645stuffed baby gravy fairy73
#1059stuffed cocoabo45
#1000stuffed flaming gravy fairy50
#894stuffed frozen gravy fairy55
#171stuffed gray blob257
#867stuffed hand turkey56
#684stuffed key82
#1462stuffed martini3
#1151stuffed mind flayer45
#1467stuffed mink24
#998stuffed monocle46
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#818stuffed scary death orb61
#787stuffed shoulder parrot27
#660stuffed sleazy gravy fairy71
#737stuffed snowy owl62
#678stuffed spooky gravy fairy69
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#572stuffed stinky gravy fairy77
#1133stuffed teddy butler38
#860stuffed tin of caviar55
#604stuffed treasure chest96
#1251stuffed undead elbow macaroni41
#104stuffed yo-yo9
#391stuffing23
#803sturdy Crimbo crate15
#776sub-molecular interocitor2
#593supportive bra1
#171sword behind inappropriate prepositions2
#29tapped black lotus1
#264targeting chip2
#267tassel5
#188tawdry amethyst5
#94teflon ore4
#953theoretical string8
#360thermos of brew1
#236thistle wine12
#369throwing wrench10
🥇time sleigh1
#285tin cup of mulligan stew4
#174tin star1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#374tiny plastic Felonia11
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#569tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#124toast with jam1
#1404tooth1
#1791toothsome rock3
#1238top3
#310tortoise's blessing7
#184towel51
#1359toy crazy train4
#1255toy hoverpad4
#1217toy jet pack4
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1116toy mercenary4
#728toy ray gun11
#1190toy soldier1
#1271toy space helmet4
#1384toy train1
#478tree skirt1
#2003tree-eating kite6
🥇trilobite fossil5,523
#599tropical paperweight1
#198turtle wax1
#113turtlemail hauberk1
#535twitching claw9
#102unearthed potsherd44
#882unstable DNA48
#204unstable laser battery95
#57unstable quark20
#968untamable turtle2
#1125unusual disco ball2
#1730useless powder3
#717valuable trinket98
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#196vampire pearl2
#96velcro ore4
#35velcro paddle ball1
#427vertebra of the Bonerdagon23
#873vibrating cyborg knife8
#1345vinegar6
#90vinyl ore4
#298vitachoconutriment capsule20
#179volcanic ash37
#173voodoo snuff9
#358walrus-tusk earring3
🥈washboard shield1
#429white hat hacker T-shirt2
#802white picket fence1
#48white snakeskin duster3
#379whoopie cushion85
#89wiffle-flail1
#91willowy bonnet1
#371wind-up chattering teeth86
#743wooden block3
#333wreath of laurels2
#254wrench bracelet14
#82wriggling tentacle1
#29wumpus-hair bolo1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#417x-ray specs51
#399yellow candygram1
#441yellow snowcone78
🥇yield shield1
#51zen motorcycle1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 23,304 items total!

what items are this player missing?