| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #63 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥇 | Summer Nights | 380 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #103 | badass pie | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| 🥉 | banana peel | 2,645 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #5 | batblade | 2,700 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #40 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of extra-strength melodramamine | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1355 | box of sunshine | 139 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #23 | brittle plastic handle | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #114 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #696 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 13 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #15 | coal paperweight | 2 |
| #53 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #18 | decaying wooden paddle | 1 |
| #22 | decaying wooden pole | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #131 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #111 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #64 | floaty sand | 333 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #81 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #107 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #116 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #5 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 620 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #97 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #97 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #102 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #19 | ice skate decoy | 1 |
| #60 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #179 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| 🥇 | imitation crab meat | 42,100 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #107 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #118 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #115 | lewd playing card | 20 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #100 | live nautical mine | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
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| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
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| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
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| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
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| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
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| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
| #69 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 1 |
| #59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
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| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
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| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #125 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
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| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
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| #52 | roller skate doll | 1 |
| #189 | rough fish scale | 1 |
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| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
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| #112 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #30 | rusty valve wheel | 1 |
| #259 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #76 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #76 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #134 | sea avocado | 1 |
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| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
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| #207 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #136 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #78 | sea grease | 1 |
| #124 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #123 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
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| #120 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #158 | seaode | 1 |
| #153 | seaweed | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #83 | skate skates | 1 |
| #158 | skate skin | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #95 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #52 | spongy shield | 1 |
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| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #56 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #77 | stomach turnover | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #22 | tarnished metal ring | 1 |
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| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
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| #146 | teflon ore | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
| #109 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 1 |
| #48 | tempura avocado | 1 |
| #55 | tempura broccoli | 1 |
| #41 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #52 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
| #48 | tempura cucumber | 1 |
| #51 | tempura radish | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
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| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #125 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #126 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #52 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #152 | velcro ore | 1 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
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| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #37 | waterlogged bootstraps | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |