Museum :: Teronic

Teronic

Rank	Item	Quantity
#50	7-inch discus	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#2316	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1351	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1167	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#137	Gummy Brains	1
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#50	Herringtini	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#133	Necbro wafers	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#90	PB&BP	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#62	Sizzling Sinner	1
#64	Slimebite	1
#10	Space Trip safety headphones	1
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#6	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
🥇	Summer Nights	380
#52	Suppurating Sinner	1
#119	Sweet Sword	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1945	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1805	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#486	around the world	1
#769	aspirin	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#104	badass pie	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
🥉	banana peel	2,645
#251	banana supersucker	1
#969	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#5	batblade	2,700
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#700	bindlestocking	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1653	blood flower	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#943	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#715	bottle of bubbles	1
#22	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
#408	bottle of fire	1
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1072	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#1359	box of sunshine	139
#92	brand new key	1
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#23	brittle plastic handle	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#2152	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#240	candy skeleton	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#555	chocolate cigar	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#696	chunk of depleted Grimacite	13
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#80	citrus-infused sake	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#156	club sandwich	1
#15	coal paperweight	2
#55	collapsible baton	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#310	corned-beef Reuben	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#217	corpsebite	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#735	corrupted data	1
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#19	decaying wooden paddle	1
#23	decaying wooden pole	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1795	delicious salad	1
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#24	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#74	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#113	diving muff	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#131	dolphin whistle	1
#114	dragonfish caviar	1
#465	drop of water-37	1
#367	drum of pomade	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#468	dull fish scale	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#100	eel battery	1
#87	eel sauce	1
#112	eel skin	1
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#870	empty blowgun	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#2228	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#89	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#746	extra-greasy slider	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#3836	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#1174	festive sausage	1
#388	fiery wing	1
#778	figurine of a charred seal	1
#906	figurine of a cold seal	1
#148	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#504	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#770	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#586	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#641	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#304	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#182	figurine of an armored seal	1
#1763	fire	1
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#80	fish stick	1
#86	fishy wand	1
#151	floaty gravel	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#64	floaty sand	333
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#27	foggy glass globe	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#768	fossilized limb	1
#404	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#700	fossilized spike	1
#562	fossilized spine	1
#711	fossilized torso	1
#696	fossilized wing	1
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#179	fudgecycle	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#83	ganger bandana	1
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#302	ghost protocol	1
#380	ghost trap	1
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#28	giant fishhook	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#172	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#131	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#196	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#182	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#2813	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#235	glistening fish meat	1
#287	glob of green slime	1
#108	globe of Deep Sauce	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#86	glowing esca	1
#116	glowing syringe	1
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#5	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	620
#2777	golden ring	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#115	green eggnog	1
#1009	green gummi ingot	1
#100	green hamhock	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#54	grouper fangirl	1
#90	groupie bra	1
#123	groupie lipstick	1
#98	groupie spangles	1
#733	grue egg omelette	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#97	hair of the fish	1
#96	halibut	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#875	heart of the volcano	6
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#1882	herringcello	1
#627	hideous egg	1
#103	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#152	hot daub	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#231	hot egg	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#19	ice skate decoy	1
#60	ice skate doll	1
#180	imitation crab crate	1
🥇	imitation crab meat	42,100
#62	imitation crab zoea	1
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
#511	incense bath ball	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#23	incredibly dense meat gem	1
#109	ink bladder	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#148	jamfish jam	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#120	jellyfish gel	1
#1065	jerky coins	1
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#201	kamicorpse-ee	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2543	killing feather	1
#2060	kite	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
🥈	laser cannon	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#174	lemonade marble	1
#116	lewd playing card	20
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#661	licorice root	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#291	live lobster	1
#100	live nautical mine	1
#836	live wire	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#989	lollipop stick	1
#569	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#79	lychee chuhai	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#2078	mafia aria	1
#59	magic dragonfish fry	1
#6	magilaser blastercannon	2,540
#128	marine aquamarine	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#73	melon-infused sake	1
#73	mermaid's purse	1
#49	midget clownfish	1
#581	mime soul fragment	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#132	moist sailor's cap	1
#453	molten brick	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#1340	motivational poster	1
#490	mulled cider	1
#992	mummy costume	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#3704	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#520	necrotizing body spray	1
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
#125	nurse's hat	1
#146	octopus's spade	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#927	pack of pogs	1
#160	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#403	paranormal ricotta	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#1304	patent leather shoes	1
#663	peanut brittle shield	1
#207	pear supersucker	1
#892	pearidot	1
#179	pebblebräu	1
#1811	penguin focaccia bread	1
#1464	penguin thesaurus	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#898	petrified wood	1
#332	phish stick	3
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#35	pink pinkslip slip	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
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#8	stolen office supplies	3,045
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#1649	twitching claw	1
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#483	unearthed potsherd	1
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#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1012	yellow gummi ingot	1
#2204	yo	1
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#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 56,908 items total!

what items are this player missing?