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stuffandthings

Rank	Item	Quantity
#94	37x37x37 puzzle cube	39
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#143	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	8
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#12	A Light that Never Goes Out	29
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#79	ASCII fu manchu	3
#44	ASCII shirt	86
#273	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#223	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#172	Alice's Army Coward	2
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#247	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#226	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#254	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#257	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#176	Alice's Army Page	3
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#177	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#255	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#115	Amulet of Yendor	190
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#268	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#535	Angelhair Culottes	2
#347	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#78	Asleep in the Cemetery	12
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#498	BGE merchandise order form	7
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#73	BRAINS shorts	19
#74	BURT	401
#181	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#116	Bangyomaman battle juice	2
#100	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	5
#183	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	51
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#157	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	17
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#10	BittyCar MeatCar	2
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#224	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#58	Blood 'n' Plenty	10
#210	Blood Light	21
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#90	Bohemian rhapsody	7
#62	Bone's Farm "wine"	22
#735	Bonerdagon necklace	15
#222	Boris's ring	8
#23	Boss Bat bling	102
#122	Boss Bat britches	89
#60	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	24
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#149	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#102	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#572	CRIMBCO scrip	335
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#260	CRIMBCOLOAF	9
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#199	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#40	Codpiece of the Goblin King	79
#326	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#58	Cookbook of the Damned	9
#57	Cracklin' Oat Bran	13
#136	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	35
#506	Crimbo Credit	3
#419	Crimbo salad	3
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#306	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#25	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	4
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#110	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	48
#10	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	55
#21	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	35
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#10	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	3
#17	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	32
#18	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	35
#11	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	51
#10	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	55
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#12	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	42
#20	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	35
#16	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	52
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#17	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	48
#17	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	41
#93	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	57
#10	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	56
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#16	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	40
#93	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	54
#93	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	17
#12	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	39
#15	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	45
#119	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	41
#13	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	49
#22	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	39
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#169	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	9
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#98	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	51
#81	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	21
#91	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	54
#18	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	33
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#937	Crimbuck	760
#408	Crown of the Goblin King	60
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#79	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	7
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#108	Disco Banjo	5
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#65	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	171
#21	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#115	Drowsy Sword	145
#168	Ecto-Cooler	7
#123	El Sombrero De Lopez	15
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#128	Elmley shades	9
#99	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#103	Enchanted Plunger	2
#1167	FDKOL commendation	1
#145	FDKOL hotcakes	51
#302	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	31
#1273	Feynman gate	4
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#68	Fitspiration™ poster	27
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#85	Fu Manchu Wax	4
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#118	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	8
#43	Gearhead Goo	23
#27	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	6
#185	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	12
#64	Gnollish Crossdress	8
#209	Go-Wassail	94
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#138	Goodfella contract	399
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#111	Greaves of the Murk Lord	4
#408	Green Clover of Justice	5
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#40	Gummy Brains	13
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#72	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	81
#223	Heimandatz's heart	7
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#50	Iceberglar scarf	17
#39	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	166
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#119	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#94	Iron Beta of Industry	111
#341	Jack-in-the-box	18
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#878	Jocko Homo's head	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#39	Knob Goblin Mutagen	80
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#363	LED block	3
#109	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	12
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#152	Lederhosen of the Night	9
#102	Let Me Be!	10
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#114	Lobos Mints	3
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#40	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	11
#61	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	234
#102	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	614
#61	Mace of the Tortoise	9
#38	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	9
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#102	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	26
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#43	Mer-kin thingpouch	48
#86	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	28
#598	Microplushie: Bropane	11
#625	Microplushie: Dorkonide	3
#533	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	6
#362	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	6
#644	Microplushie: Gothochondria	7
#514	Microplushie: Hippylase	17
#434	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#590	Microplushie: Hobomosome	6
#564	Microplushie: Otakulone	16
#552	Microplushie: Raverdrine	9
#452	Microplushie: Sororitrate	17
#45	Mini-Crimbot crate	3
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#56	Missing Eye Simulation Device	11
#228	Misty Cape	6
#280	Misty Cloak	3
#292	Misty Robe	3
#1508	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#205	Mr. Haggis	3
#289	NPZR chemistry set	13
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#82	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	75
#109	Nightstalker perfume	28
#77	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	27
#95	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	22
#75	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	30
#54	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	21
#53	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	21
#45	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	30
#112	Nuclear Blastball	25
#168	O'RLY manual	4
#42	Okee-Dokee soda	29
#77	Orange Star of Sacrifice	22
#52	Osk'r Chow	16
#66	P.B.L.T.	116
#26	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	972
#208	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	15
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#407	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	5
#304	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	5
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#286	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	5
#208	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	7
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	6
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#293	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	7
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#472	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	4
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#61	Rattlin' Chains	9
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#93	Red Army camouflage kit	6
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#148	Red Rover BB gun	25
#92	Redeye™ Eyedrops	2
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#77	Rock and Roll Legend	28
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#79	Scalp of Gorgolok	18
#453	Schrödinger's thermos	30
🥇	Senior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#200	Sensual Massage for Creeps	6
#21	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	6
#62	Shivering Chèvre	89
#126	Silver Bullet beer	19
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#16	Single Alice's Army Foil	3
#52	Skullery Maid's Knee	34
#79	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	9
#75	Smart Bone Dust	6
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#245	Snow Queen Crown	11
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#163	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#70	Sweet Sword	6
#129	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	131
#112	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	160
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	3
#162	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	103
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#93	Tales of Spelunking	1
#42	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	33
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#45	Tears of the Quiet Healer	133
#172	The Art of Slapfighting	6
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#224	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	6
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#31	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	135
#418	The Cooler Out of Space	3
#90	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1
#57	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#40	The Joy of Wassailing	37
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#142	The Mariachi's guitar case	11
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#44	The Snitch's Manifesto	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#164	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	8
#858	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	4
#46	Thwaitgold ant statuette	11
#101	Thwaitgold bee statuette	11
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#85	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	8
#63	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	26
#330	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#35	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	18
#152	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	16
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#75	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#383	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	11
#257	Thwaitgold spider statuette	11
#209	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	20
#804	Thwaitgold termite statuette	5
#24	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	8
#171	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	6
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#313	Travels with Jerry	4
#115	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	83
#112	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	83
#115	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	71
#118	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	69
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#16	UV monocular	6
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#65	Ultracolor™ shirt	8
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#143	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	8
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#240	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	54
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#36	Van der Graaf helmet	9
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#92	Wand of Nagamar	62
#136	Wet Russian	1
#41	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	45
#369	Workytime Tea	5
#251	Yakisoba's hat	6
#160	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	5
#154	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	5
#99	Yellow Moon of Compassion	22
#115	Ze™ goggles	37
#62	Zim Merman's guitar	13
#251	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#451	abominable snowcone	24
#131	actual reality goggles	11
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#102	airblaster gun	23
#123	alien autoautopsy kit	1
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#101	ammonite fossil	63
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#281	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	5
#117	antique accordion	1
#130	antique bottle opener	8
#212	antique machete	1
#205	antique painting of a landscape	4
#151	antique pair of blue jeans	5
#417	antique record album	6
#152	antique souvenir drawing	5
#34	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	2
#246	arrowgram	1
#69	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	47
#13	asbestos crossbow	31
#43	asbestos sword	12
#769	aspirin	1
#119	astronaut ice-cream	4
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#317	awful poetry journal	413
#218	badass belt	156
#107	bag of airline peanuts	211
#59	bag of bones	13
#121	baggie of powdered sugar	253
#242	balaclava	3
#1145	banana	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#38	bananagate	125
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#381	bark rootbeer	2
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#71	batarang	8
#807	bath ball gift set	5
#332	batskin belt	1
#566	battered Crimbo Crate	17
#234	bazookafish bubble gum	8
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#61	beautiful rainbow	9
#132	beer-battered accordion	1
#136	beer-scented teddy bear	5
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#235	bejeweled cufflinks	18
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#73	belemnite fossil	73
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#53	bindlestocking	29
#323	bit of clingfilm	13
#142	bite-me-red lipstick	138
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#80	black candy heart	184
#59	black friar's tonsure	47
#61	black magic powder	38
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#129	black spot	6
#269	black velvet box	1
#101	black-and-blue light	609
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#196	blind-packed capsule toy	64
#90	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	177
#65	blob of acid	51
#628	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
#1103	blood flower	3
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
#20	bloody kiwitini	1
#118	blue oyster badge	5
#105	blue plasma ball	613
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#474	bone chips	26
#24	bone crusher	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#43	boot knife	7
#97	booze-soaked cherry	6
#196	bottle of Blank-Out	80
#55	bottle of Red-Out	15
#201	bottle of bubbles	58
#74	bottle of fire	336
#274	bottle of goofballs	86
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#16	bottled day	8
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#124	box of Pokëmann band-aids	11
#2411	box of sunshine	46
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#46	bread line	8
#141	brick	246
#37	brigand brittle	726
#58	broken beer bottle	1
#114	broken carburetor	2
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#96	bronze polish	1
#141	bubble-wrap simulator	6
#67	bubblin' chemistry solution	7
#57	bucket of fish juice	21
#57	bugbear detector	2
#110	bugbear purification pill	2
#15	bugged balaclava	24
#57	bull blubber	12
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#350	bunny liver	17
#407	burnt flower	1
#850	burst hellseal brain	1
#126	button rouge	2
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#213	can of fake snow	2
#434	candied bolts	4
#425	candied nuts	4
#189	candy cane	203
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#24	candy knife	15
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#241	candy skeleton	1
#2398	candy stake	3
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#330	canteen of wine	80
#1344	capacitor relay	4
#49	captured boozles	8
#1613	carbon nanotube frame	2
#98	catfish whiskers	4
#142	cement sandals	6
#82	censored can label	4
#139	chainsaw chain	5
#39	charged magnet	2
#54	cheap clip-on ninja tie	12
#119	cheap elven gloves	28
#1187	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#704	cheap studded belt	6
#155	chintzy accordion pin	4
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#30	chiptune guitar	3
#37	choco-Crimbot	137
#33	chocolate box	3
#140	chocolate cigar	13
#107	chocolate-covered caviar	1
#26	chrome crossbow	21
#49	chrome staff	10
#105	chrome sword	8
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#21	circle drum	1
#182	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	7
#44	clockwork thingamajig	4
#73	clove-flavored lip balm	17
#136	clown hammer	190
#707	club necklace	10
#52	coal contact lenses	18
#27	coal paperweight	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#71	communal gobstopper	7
#85	compressed air canister	2
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#52	confiscated comic book	25
#153	confusing LED clock	32
#55	conjured ice cream	17
🥉	control crystal	1
#313	cookie cookie	3
#77	cool whip	137
#24	correction fluid	88
#473	corrupted data	16
#50	costume rental shop	21
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#33	crappy brain	441
#36	crazy hobo notebook	52
#113	crotchety pants	1
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#13	cryptic puzzle box	4
#16	cube of billiard chalk	54
#48	cube of ectoplasm	14
#80	cursed scrunchie	16
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#84	cymbal syrup	175
#107	dancing fan	4
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#39	decent brain	640
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#138	defective skull	177
#117	deluxe fax machine	3
#81	demonic surgical gloves	4
#375	denim axe	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#322	designer handbag	9
#207	devilish folio	1
#697	diamond necklace	10
#15	dice sunglasses	1
#214	disbelief suspenders	5
#167	disintegrating sheet music	34
#74	disposable lighter	8
#439	disturbing fanfic	269
#772	doll house	5
#733	dollhive	9
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#48	drab sonata	231
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#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#225	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#952	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#232	tiny plastic fax machine	2
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#973	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#2893	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#265	tisket	1
#925	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#975	tooth	3
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#2069	top	1
#52	tourmalime	107
#112	towel	81
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#936	toy crazy train	8
#1445	toy hoverpad	2
#1072	toy jet pack	5
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#1106	toy wheel	6
#193	tree skirt	2
#1200	tree-eating kite	17
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#84	trilobite fossil	68
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#255	tropical wrapping paper	4
#388	twitching claw	11
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#42	una poca de gracia	36
#340	unearthed potsherd	7
#90	unholy water	7
#835	unstable DNA	51
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#967	untamable turtle	2
#1542	unusual disco ball	1
#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#63	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	116
#26	very overdue library book	48
#61	vial of swamp vapors	12
#85	vintage smart drink	1
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#125	volcanic ash	61
#62	voodoo glowskull	67
#121	votive candle	1
#50	wad of cotton	36
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#68	warbear accoutrements chunk	90
#106	warbear badge	1
#170	warbear battery	17
#109	warbear beeping telegram	11
#116	warbear blizzard mead	4
#151	warbear breakfast machine assembler	4
#73	warbear drone assembler	8
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#60	warbear exo-arm	4
#148	warbear feasting mead	3
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#164	warbear gyro	1
#106	warbear gyrocopter	9
#71	warbear helm fragment	86
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#35	warbear liquid lasers	6
#125	warbear metalworking primer	9
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#11	warbear officer requisition box	75
#40	warbear procedural hilarity drone	20
#36	warbear rejuvenation potion	5
#12	warbear requisition box	256
#60	warbear robo-camouflage unit	18
#57	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	18
#110	warbear soda machine assembler	5
#46	warbear superpotion	4
#71	warbear trouser fragment	85
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#100	warbear whosit	2,283
#73	watered-down Red Minotaur	46
#25	wedge of gray cheese	2
#18	weedy skirt	1
#80	whisker pencil	94
#276	white candygram	1
#96	whoopie cushion	231
#97	willyweed	21
#121	wind-up chattering teeth	204
#200	wind-up meatcar	59
#220	wine-soaked bone chips	4
#859	wolfman mask	4
#261	wooden axe	2
#267	wooden block	11
#95	woven baling wire bracelets	9
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#98	wrench bracelet	35
#96	x-ray specs	201
#230	yellow candygram	3
#34	yellow gummi ingot	914
#114	yellow snowcone	228
🥇	yield shield	1
#1803	yo	2
#2046	yo-yo	2
#63	zombie hollandaise	30
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 67,669 items total!

what items are this player missing?