| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #404 | BGE merchandise order form | 10 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #161 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 13 |
| #117 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 18 |
| #35 | Can-Can skirt | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #74 | Crimbo pie | 55 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #150 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #522 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #203 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 7 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #93 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 23 |
| #277 | agua de vida | 4 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #123 | asbestos ore | 78 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #89 | big bundle of chamoix | 3 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #107 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 47 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #429 | bone chips | 31 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #146 | bone flute | 13 |
| #40 | bone meal | 11 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #14 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #130 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 15 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #272 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #169 | candy knuckles | 11 |
| #1414 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #92 | chrome ore | 94 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #462 | colorful plastic ball | 15 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #139 | corpsebite | 2 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #190 | doll house | 30 |
| #305 | dollhive | 32 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #31 | dusty Crimbo crate | 202 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #1044 | eggnog | 13 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #439 | elven cellocello | 32 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #654 | elven suicide capsule | 26 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #102 | fancy chocolate car | 28 |
| #493 | fat stacks of cash | 14 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #656 | fossilized limb | 5 |
| #621 | fossilized spike | 3 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #595 | fossilized torso | 4 |
| #527 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #364 | herringcello | 34 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #139 | kamicorpse-ee | 2 |
| #35 | leftover Crimbo rations | 5 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #121 | licorice garrote | 14 |
| #97 | linoleum ore | 76 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #98 | lump of coal | 9 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #796 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #385 | party hat | 5 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #88 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #137 | red-headed corpse | 2 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #378 | sewer nuggets | 29 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #20 | silver keg | 3 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #85 | slime convention swag bag | 9 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #148 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #374 | strange cube | 3 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #2464 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #3120 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2332 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #2062 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #2497 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2660 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2464 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2086 | stuffed tin of caviar | 11 |
| #1767 | stuffed treasure chest | 12 |
| #2373 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #82 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 223 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #253 | sugar shard | 2 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| #160 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 7 |
| #165 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 4 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 4 |
| #128 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 4 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #145 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #338 | unearthed potsherd | 7 |
| #1110 | unstable DNA | 32 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |