Museum :: NewTexas

NewTexas

Rank	Item	Quantity
#520	"DRINK ME" potion	5
#12	"meat" stick	2,213
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#1438	1-ball	1
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#554	334 scroll	6
#1113	4-ball	2
#21	4-dimensional fez	15
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1077	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1116	7-ball	2
#920	8-ball	14
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#216	A. W. O. L. commendation	30
#119	Alewife™ Ale	14
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥈	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	183
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
🥈	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	272
🥉	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	591
#170	BGE merchandise order form	26
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#108	BGE shotglass	43
🥇	BGE tiny plastic toy	778
#159	BRAINS shorts	8
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#350	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	7
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
🥇	Ben-Gal™ Balm	104,517
🥈	Better Than Cuddling Cake	10,001
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#424	Blatantly Canadian	4
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#121	Blizzards I Have Died In	6
#398	Blood Light	7
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#246	Bone's Farm "wine"	8
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#53	Bruno's blessing of Mars	8
#37	Bulky Buddy Box	77
#11	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	79
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#14	C.H.U.M. chum	160
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#50	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	12
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#94	CRIMBCOIDS mints	21
#97	CRIMBCOLOAF	20
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
🥉	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2,021
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#7	Corpse Island iced tea	339
🥈	Crimbo candied pecan	22,802
🥇	Crimbo fudge	26,136
#300	Crimbo peppermint bark	43
#17	Crimbo pie	680
🥉	Crimbo wreath	66
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
🥈	D roll	17,485
#1716	Daffy Taffy	4
#5	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	6
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#88	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	3
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#235	Divine	2
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#281	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	33
#211	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	7
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#129	Duskwalker syringe	3
#1520	Dyspepsi-Cola	10
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#203	Effermint™ tablets	5
#308	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	9
#470	Elmley shades	1
#99	FDKOL commendation	7,510
#390	FDKOL hotcakes	5
#343	Frat Army FGF	5
#41	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	12
#7	Friendliness Beverage	1,451
#27	Frosty's arm	2
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#15	Frosty's nailbat	5
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#4	GOTO	8,665
#392	Gaia beads	4
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#507	Gnollish toolbox	4
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#93	Green Manalishi	13
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#20	Hodgman's bow tie	4
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#27	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#64	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
🥈	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	61,833
🥇	Iiti Kitty phone charm	122,759
#1690	Imp Ale	5
#206	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
#1206	Instant Karma	1
#74	Jefferson wings	4
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#5	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	53
#6	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	159
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#916	Knob Goblin firecracker	5
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#857	Knob Goblin love potion	3
#734	Knob Goblin pants	5
#244	Knob Goblin seltzer	79
#719	Knob Goblin steroids	4
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#670	Knoll mushroom	7
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#13	LED block	236
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#349	Lucky Surprise Egg	12
#5	M-242	9,572
#894	Mad Train wine	42
#308	Mae West	1
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#195	Manetwich	4
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#15	Mark V Steam-Hat	168
#71	Maxing, Relaxing	9
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#28	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	88
🥈	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	206,149
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#559	Mohawk wig	9
#113	Mon Tiki	17
#410	Monstar energy beverage	6
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2546	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
🥉	Mudflap-Girl Ring	71
#122	NG	12
#568	NPZR chemistry set	2
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#179	Neuromancer	4
#4	New Zealand iced tea	9,703
#258	Nightstalker perfume	8
#15	Ol' Scratch's ash can	5
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#17	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	4
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#48	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#300	PEEZ dispenser	6
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#7	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	248
🥈	Ring of Fire	115
#54	Roman sadnals	8
#64	Saturday Night Special	8
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#311	Silver Bullet beer	7
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#870	Spam Witch sammich	6
#292	Spooky Surprise Egg	47
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#14	Strix stix	161
#945	Summer Nights	1
#43	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	5
🥇	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1,993
#44	TI-9000 calculator	81
🥇	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	8,553
#4	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	6,726
🥈	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	10,466
#152	Tales from the Fireside	6
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1513	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	6
#99	The Art of Slapfighting	10
#76	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	18
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#10	Time Bandit Time Towel	4
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#972	Trollhouse cookies	7
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#234	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	6
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#230	Uncle Romulus	5
#1001	Valentine	13
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#295	Wint-O-Fresh mint	49
#4	Wolfman Nardz	420
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#71	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	35
#72	Ye Olde Meade	28
#88	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	25
#261	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	2
#2677	Yummy Tummy bean	5
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#25	Zombo's shoulder blade	2
#23	Zombo's skullcap	3
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	114
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#298	accidental cider	4
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#133	adder	7
#290	adder bladder	28
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#23	alien drugs	132
#73	alien force field disruptor bean	10
#108	alien protein powder	1
#26	alien source code printout	15
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#407	alphabet gum	3
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#911	ammonite fossil	2
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#459	ancient protein powder	5
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥈	ancient vinyl coin purse	27,230
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#460	ant agonist	3
#684	anticheese	4
#346	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	4
#169	antique bottle opener	5
#413	antique hand mirror	5
#212	antique machete	1
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#151	antique pair of blue jeans	5
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#134	artisanal limoncello	5
🥈	asparagus knife	23,490
#967	astral mushroom	3
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#116	attorney's badge	6
#969	baby killer bee	7
#187	backwoods screwdriver	4
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#126	bag of pygmy blood	3
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#525	ballroom blintz	2
#1147	banana	1
#99	banana daiquiri	3
#501	banana peel	3
#571	bananagate	8
#8	banjo kazoo mount	157
#457	barbed-wire fence	9
#1799	barrrnacle	2
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#759	bat wing	5
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#971	batgut	4
#6	battered Crimbo Crate	5,955
#246	bazookafish bubble gum	7
#7	beach ball marble	4
#682	beach glass bead	1
#104	bed of coals	7
#160	beefy fish meat	3
#347	beer bong	5
#59	beer goggles	11
#287	beer helmet	13
#19	beer lens	466
#20	beertini	149
#37	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	14
#14	beholed bedsheet	26
#18	beige clambroth marble	3
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#82	bent scrap metal	9
#13	big bumboozer marble	2
#81	big bundle of chamoix	4
#475	big rock	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#688	bilge wine	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#314	bird rib	2
🥈	birdbone corset	327
#877	bit of clingfilm	4
#422	bit-o-cactus	5
#363	bite-me-red lipstick	34
#9	black catseye marble	2
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#8	black gold	311
#29	black paisley oyster egg	105
#526	black pension check	2
#577	black pepper	1
#380	black picnic basket	2
#1046	black pixel	1
#257	black plastic oyster egg	17
#312	black polka-dot oyster egg	17
#634	black pudding	1
#661	black snake skin	3
#115	black spot	7
#392	black striped oyster egg	13
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#137	blank diary	1
#253	blind-packed capsule toy	30
#375	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	20
#172	bloody beer	156
#26	bloody mary	170
#105	blowdart	2
#41	blue grass	49
🥉	blue oyster badge	2,139
#35	blue paisley oyster egg	81
#1231	blue pixel	1
#197	blue plastic oyster egg	25
#104	blue polka-dot oyster egg	26
#14	blue striped oyster egg	288
#293	bone chips	53
#429	bone flute	1
#96	book of matches	12
#86	borg sock monkey	26
#140	borrowed time	2
#102	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	32
#5	bottle of Definit	1,444
#47	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	81
#8	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2,053
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#177	bottle of Ooze-O	8
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#407	bottle of alcohol	5
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#173	bottle of gin	199
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#95	bottle of laundry sherry	5
#4	bottle of lighter fluid	2,316
#360	bottle of popskull	5
#198	bottle of realpagne	2
#15	bottle of rum	18,964
#86	bottle of sewage schnapps	91
#27	bottle of tequila	2,639
#46	bottle of vodka	1,246
#156	bottle of wine	1
🥉	bouquet of circular saw blades	2,139
#973	bowl of cottage cheese	3
#30	bowl of fishysoisse	18
#85	box	198
#4217	box of sunshine	12
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#153	boxed champagne	13
#53	breaded beer	8
#436	brick of sand	1
#450	briefcase	7
#4	broken skull	63,551
#412	broken sword	4
#393	bronzed locust	3
#52	brown crock marble	12
#200	brown felt tophat	1
#418	brown sugar cane	6
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#298	bubblin' crude	25
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#428	buckyball	11
#727	bugbear beanie	4
#893	bugbear bungguard	2
#1095	bum cheek	1
#12	bumblebee marble	12
#666	bunch of bananas	3
#415	bunch of square grapes	5
#93	bungle in the jungle	15
#101	bus pass	11
#54	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	11
#256	cactus fruit	8
#534	calle de miel	1
#72	can of CRIMBCOLA	24
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#9	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	420
#26	candied bolts	29
#902	candied kobold	2
#40	candied nuts	19
#19	candied yams	341
#500	candy cane	74
#124	candy kneecapping stick	14
#127	candy knuckles	14
#3830	candy stake	1
#656	cannonball charrrm	2
#414	canopic jar	7
#365	canteen of wine	74
#404	carbonated soy milk	5
#501	carbonated water lily	3
#13	carob brownies	51
#454	carob chunk cookies	3
#376	carob chunk noodles	4
#625	carob chunks	2
#956	cast	2
#487	cat appendix	4
#596	catgut	5
#453	centipede eggs	4
#190	chainsaw chain	3
#22	chamoisole	3
#15	chaos butterfly	75,000
#8	chaos popcorn	658
#921	chef's hat	2
#241	cherry	21
#6	children of the candy corn	995
#73	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	32
#438	chloroform rag	3
#55	chocolate filthy lucre	197
🥈	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2,638
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#586	chorizo taco	3
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#88	cigarette lighter	11
#105	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	11
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#32	clockwork key	39
#660	clown skin	3
#51	clumsiness bark	41
#4	cob of corn	21,017
#424	cocktail napkin	5
#37	cocktail onion	103
#991	cocoa eggshell fragment	7
#22	coconut shell	4,762
#456	cog	54
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#129	cold water bottle	2
#124	colorful plastic ball	600
#716	comfy coffin	1
#253	comfy pillow	1
#600	commemorative war stein	7
#651	communications windchimes	1
#108	concentrated garbage juice	7
🥉	control crystal	1
#425	cool mushroom	5
🥉	corn holder	3,257
#9	corncob pipe	175
🥉	cornuthaum	7,513
#10	corpse on the beach	244
#101	corpsebite	3
#6	corpsedriver	350
#10	corpsetini	320
#30	corrupted data	642
#827	cranberries	9
#13	cranberry schnapps	20
#96	crappy waiter disguise	9
#123	crazy little Turkish delight	233
#485	cream stout	2
#541	creamsicle	1
#89	creepy doll head	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#43	crystallized memory	5
#117	cup of hickory chicory	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#299	cup of primitive beer	5
#124	cursed dirty joke scroll	14
#178	cursed scrunchie	7
#8	cyborg doll	207
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#393	dance card	3
#70	dangerous jerkcicle	11
#139	day-old beer	1
#83	deadly lampshade	10
#207	death blossom	1
#89	decaying goldfish liver	89
#581	decorative fountain	4
#414	dehydrated caviar	7
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#167	delicious stinkbug	1
#923	demon skin	1
#226	dense meat stack	2,105
#379	depantsing bomb	6
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#473	desiccated apricot	7
#73	devilish folio	47
#298	diamond-studded cane	21
#393	dire fudgesicle	2
#828	dirty hobo gloves	5
#1718	disco mask	1
#763	disease	5
#30	disembodied brain	148
#463	disintegrating quill pen	9
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#478	displaced fish	5
#360	distressed denim pants	6
#17	disturbing fanfic	47,500
#5	divine blowout	29,986
#6	divine can of silly string	22,985
🥉	divine champagne flute	7,433
#4	divine champagne popper	3,526
#6	divine cracker	3,663
#6	divine noisemaker	23,119
#124	dollhive	87
#451	drab sonata	7
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#71	dreadful roast	1
🥈	droll monocle	1,067
#367	drop of water-37	7
#635	drum machine	2
#304	drum of pomade	3
#107	drum of tommy ammo	12
#266	dry martini	1
#716	dry noodles	25
#11	duct tape wallet	789
#259	dull fish scale	15
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#780	dusty bottle of Marsala	5
#832	dusty bottle of Merlot	4
#701	dusty bottle of Muscat	8
#745	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	7
#846	dusty bottle of Port	4
#840	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	3
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#671	eXtreme scarf	2
#68	eagle's milk	16
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#4	eggnog	11,946
#57	electric snakebite	16
#246	electrical thingamabob	29
🥈	elven limbos gingerbread	1,777
#94	elven cellocello	83
#204	elven hardtack	15
#920	elven moonshine	8
#4	elven socks	562
#209	elven squeeze	16
#98	elven suicide capsule	76
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#544	enchanted barbell	1
#124	enchanted bean burrito	5
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#372	enormous belt buckle	7
#969	evil golden arch	1
#311	evil googly eye	13
#1383	evil teddy bear	6
#118	exotic jungle fruit	12
#112	extra-flat panini	1
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#155	extremely skinny jeans	6
#1016	eye of newt	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#723	f3d0r4	3
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#73	fancy chocolate car	35
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#299	fancy seashell necklace	17
#1138	fat stacks of cash	2
#489	ferret bait	6
#9	festive holiday hat	223
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#169	fettucini Inconnu	5
#30	fiery wing	258
#285	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	6
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
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#92	warbear requisition box	67
#80	warbear robo-camouflage unit	15
🥉	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	441
#5	warbear soda machine assembler	47
#24	warbear superpotion	12
#111	warbear thermoregulator bread	3
#82	warbear wardance potion	28
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#9	warbear whosit	13,204
🥇	water wings	11,111
🥇	water wings for babies	1,289
#200	wheel	18
#99	whimpering willow bark	3
#20	whiskey and cola	179
#5	whiskey in a broken glass	631
#23	whiskey sour	168
#30	white Canadian	176
#1014	white candy heart	2
#483	white chocolate and tomato pizza	4
#624	white chocolate chip cookies	2
#633	white chocolate chips	7
#305	white lightning	40
#507	white picket fence	5
#640	white satin pants	2
#936	white snake skin	2
#723	windchimes	2
#415	wine spritzer	1
#30	witch hat	17
🥈	wolfman mask	2,601
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#16	yabba dabba doo rag	2
#112	yellow brick road	11
#1033	yellow candy heart	4
#557	yellow gummi ingot	34
#15	yellow paisley oyster egg	188
#16	yellow plastic oyster egg	256
#26	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	69
#7	yellow striped oyster egg	407
#2204	yo	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 3,127,432 items total!

what items are this player missing?