NewTexas

RankItemQuantity
#520"DRINK ME" potion5
#12"meat" stick2,213
#473'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign3
#14381-ball1
#6451337 7r0uZ0RZ6
#14573-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#554334 scroll6
#11134-ball2
#214-dimensional fez15
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#10775-ball2
#10726-ball2
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#11167-ball2
#9208-ball14
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#216A. W. O. L. commendation30
#119Alewifeâ„¢ Ale14
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
🥈Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury183
#431Asleep in the Cemetery4
🥈BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt272
🥉BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt591
#170BGE merchandise order form26
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#108BGE shotglass43
🥇BGE tiny plastic toy778
#159BRAINS shorts8
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#350Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler7
#150Barulio's bottle1
#162Battlie Light Saver2
🥇Ben-Gal™ Balm104,517
🥈Better Than Cuddling Cake10,001
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#528Bit O' Ectoplasm3
#773Black No. 21
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#424Blatantly Canadian4
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#121Blizzards I Have Died In6
#398Blood Light7
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#246Bone's Farm "wine"8
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#53Bruno's blessing of Mars8
#37Bulky Buddy Box77
#11Burt's blessing of Bacchus79
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#14C.H.U.M. chum160
#310C.H.U.M. knife3
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#50CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)12
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#250CRIMBCO lanyard2
#94CRIMBCOIDS mints21
#97CRIMBCOLOAF20
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#57Chester's moustache2
#29Chester's muscle shirt2
#51ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)1
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
🥉Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau2,021
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#7Corpse Island iced tea339
🥈Crimbo candied pecan22,802
🥇Crimbo fudge26,136
#300Crimbo peppermint bark43
#17Crimbo pie680
🥉Crimbo wreath66
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2022Crimboween memo2
🥈D roll17,485
#1716Daffy Taffy4
#5Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield6
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#88Dennis's blessing of Minerva3
#306Diet Cloaca Cola3
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#235Divine2
#410Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment3
#281Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir33
#211Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm7
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#129Duskwalker syringe3
#1520Dyspepsi-Cola10
#399Ecto-Cooler2
#203Effermintâ„¢ tablets5
#308Elf Farm Raffle ticket9
#470Elmley shades1
#99FDKOL commendation7,510
#390FDKOL hotcakes5
#343Frat Army FGF5
#41Freddie's blessing of Mercury12
#7Friendliness Beverage1,451
#27Frosty's arm2
#212Frosty's carrot1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#15Frosty's nailbat5
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
🥈Fuzzby1
#4GOTO8,665
#392Gaia beads4
#462Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#507Gnollish toolbox4
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#93Green Manalishi13
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#154Hell broth1
#24Hodgman's almanac2
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#20Hodgman's bow tie4
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#27Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin3
#63Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top2
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#18Hodgman's metal detector2
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
🥈Iiti Kitty Gumdrop61,833
🥇Iiti Kitty phone charm122,759
#1690Imp Ale5
#206Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration4
#1206Instant Karma1
#74Jefferson wings4
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#120Kissin' Cousins6
#5Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card53
#6Knob Göblin lòve potion159
#714Knob Goblin elite pants3
#916Knob Goblin firecracker5
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#857Knob Goblin love potion3
#734Knob Goblin pants5
#244Knob Goblin seltzer79
#719Knob Goblin steroids4
#513Knob Goblin superseltzer5
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#670Knoll mushroom7
#389Knoll shroomkabob2
#13LED block236
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#729Let Me Be!2
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#349Lucky Surprise Egg12
#5M-2429,572
#894Mad Train wine42
#308Mae West1
#1177MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech4
#195Manetwich4
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#44Mark III Steam-Hat1
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#15Mark V Steam-Hat168
#71Maxing, Relaxing9
#1110Meleegraâ„¢ pills1
#28Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler88
🥈Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub206,149
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#559Mohawk wig9
#113Mon Tiki17
#410Monstar energy beverage6
#164Mr. Accessory1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#2546Mr. Mediocrebar2
🥉Mudflap-Girl Ring71
#122NG12
#568NPZR chemistry set2
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#179Neuromancer4
#4New Zealand iced tea9,703
#258Nightstalker perfume8
#15Ol' Scratch's ash can5
#40Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork2
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#26Ol' Scratch's stove door2
#17Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat4
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#48Oscus's dumpster waders2
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#300PEEZ dispenser6
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#175Prelude of Precision1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#157Psychotic Train wine1
#7Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit248
🥈Ring of Fire115
#54Roman sadnals8
#64Saturday Night Special8
#1319Senior Mints1
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#311Silver Bullet beer7
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#870Spam Witch sammich6
#292Spooky Surprise Egg47
#74Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)1
#69Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)1
#65Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)1
#14Strix stix161
#945Summer Nights1
#43Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword5
🥇T.U.R.D.S. Key1,993
#44TI-9000 calculator81
🥇Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro8,553
#4Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita6,726
🥈Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco10,466
#152Tales from the Fireside6
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#1513Tasty Fun Good rice candy6
#99The Art of Slapfighting10
#76The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones18
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#10Time Bandit Time Towel4
#419Travels with Jerry3
#972Trollhouse cookies7
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#234Uncle Crimbo's Rations6
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#230Uncle Romulus5
#1001Valentine13
#273Valentine's Day cake2
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#161Whoompa Fur Pants1
#295Wint-O-Fresh mint49
#4Wolfman Nardz420
#423Workytime Tea4
#71Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick35
#72Ye Olde Meade28
#88Ye Olde Medieval Insult25
#261Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher2
#2677Yummy Tummy bean5
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#187Zombo's shield1
#25Zombo's shoulder blade2
#23Zombo's skullcap3
#25Zu Mannkäse Dienen114
🥈a suspicious address1
#298accidental cider4
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#788acoustic guitarrr2
#133adder7
#290adder bladder28
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#23alien drugs132
#73alien force field disruptor bean10
#108alien protein powder1
#26alien source code printout15
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#407alphabet gum3
#85amber aviator shades2
#911ammonite fossil2
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#459ancient protein powder5
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
🥈ancient vinyl coin purse27,230
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#460ant agonist3
#684anticheese4
#346antique 8-Bit Power magazine4
#169antique bottle opener5
#413antique hand mirror5
#212antique machete1
#296antique packet of ketchup4
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#151antique pair of blue jeans5
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#125archaeologing shovel1
#288arrow'd heart balloon2
#855arrrgyle socks1
#134artisanal limoncello5
🥈asparagus knife23,490
#967astral mushroom3
#1619astronaut pants2
#116attorney's badge6
#969baby killer bee7
#187backwoods screwdriver4
#407baconstone pendant1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#502bag of bones1
#753bag of lard1
#126bag of pygmy blood3
#1029balloon monkey1
#525ballroom blintz2
#1147banana1
#99banana daiquiri3
#501banana peel3
#571bananagate8
#8banjo kazoo mount157
#457barbed-wire fence9
#1799barrrnacle2
#144basic meat helmet1
#759bat wing5
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#971batgut4
#6battered Crimbo Crate5,955
#246bazookafish bubble gum7
#7beach ball marble4
#682beach glass bead1
#104bed of coals7
#160beefy fish meat3
#347beer bong5
#59beer goggles11
#287beer helmet13
#19beer lens466
#20beertini149
#37beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar14
#14beholed bedsheet26
#18beige clambroth marble3
#123belemnite candy mold1
#977belemnite fossil1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#82bent scrap metal9
#13big bumboozer marble2
#81big bundle of chamoix4
#475big rock1
#117bigger stick1
#688bilge wine3
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#314bird rib2
🥈birdbone corset327
#877bit of clingfilm4
#422bit-o-cactus5
#363bite-me-red lipstick34
#9black catseye marble2
#669black forest cake1
#552black forest ham1
#8black gold311
#29black paisley oyster egg105
#526black pension check2
#577black pepper1
#380black picnic basket2
#1046black pixel1
#257black plastic oyster egg17
#312black polka-dot oyster egg17
#634black pudding1
#661black snake skin3
#115black spot7
#392black striped oyster egg13
#892blackberry1
#269blackberry combat boots1
#137blank diary1
#253blind-packed capsule toy30
#375blob-shaped Crimbo cookie20
#172bloody beer156
#26bloody mary170
#105blowdart2
#41blue grass49
🥉blue oyster badge2,139
#35blue paisley oyster egg81
#1231blue pixel1
#197blue plastic oyster egg25
#104blue polka-dot oyster egg26
#14blue striped oyster egg288
#293bone chips53
#429bone flute1
#96book of matches12
#86borg sock monkey26
#140borrowed time2
#102bottle of Calcutta Emerald32
#5bottle of Definit1,444
#47bottle of Jorge Sinsonte81
#8bottle of Lieutenant Freeman2,053
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#177bottle of Ooze-O8
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#407bottle of alcohol5
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#347bottle of cooking sherry3
#173bottle of gin199
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#95bottle of laundry sherry5
#4bottle of lighter fluid2,316
#360bottle of popskull5
#198bottle of realpagne2
#15bottle of rum18,964
#86bottle of sewage schnapps91
#27bottle of tequila2,639
#46bottle of vodka1,246
#156bottle of wine1
🥉bouquet of circular saw blades2,139
#973bowl of cottage cheese3
#30bowl of fishysoisse18
#85box198
#4217box of sunshine12
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#153boxed champagne13
#53breaded beer8
#436brick of sand1
#450briefcase7
#4broken skull63,551
#412broken sword4
#393bronzed locust3
#52brown crock marble12
#200brown felt tophat1
#418brown sugar cane6
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
#298bubblin' crude25
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#428buckyball11
#727bugbear beanie4
#893bugbear bungguard2
#1095bum cheek1
#12bumblebee marble12
#666bunch of bananas3
#415bunch of square grapes5
#93bungle in the jungle15
#101bus pass11
#54cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar11
#256cactus fruit8
#534calle de miel1
#72can of CRIMBCOLA24
#840can of Red Minotaur2
#9can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce420
#26candied bolts29
#902candied kobold2
#40candied nuts19
#19candied yams341
#500candy cane74
#124candy kneecapping stick14
#127candy knuckles14
#3830candy stake1
#656cannonball charrrm2
#414canopic jar7
#365canteen of wine74
#404carbonated soy milk5
#501carbonated water lily3
#13carob brownies51
#454carob chunk cookies3
#376carob chunk noodles4
#625carob chunks2
#956cast2
#487cat appendix4
#596catgut5
#453centipede eggs4
#190chainsaw chain3
#22chamoisole3
#15chaos butterfly75,000
#8chaos popcorn658
#921chef's hat2
#241cherry21
#6children of the candy corn995
#73chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli32
#438chloroform rag3
#55chocolate filthy lucre197
🥈chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses2,638
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#530chorizo brownies2
#586chorizo taco3
#164chrome crossbow string1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#88cigarette lighter11
#105circular CRIMBCOOKIE11
#72clockwork doohickey1
#32clockwork key39
#660clown skin3
#51clumsiness bark41
#4cob of corn21,017
#424cocktail napkin5
#37cocktail onion103
#991cocoa eggshell fragment7
#22coconut shell4,762
#456cog54
#623cold ninja mask2
#129cold water bottle2
#124colorful plastic ball600
#716comfy coffin1
#253comfy pillow1
#600commemorative war stein7
#651communications windchimes1
#108concentrated garbage juice7
🥉control crystal1
#425cool mushroom5
🥉corn holder3,257
#9corncob pipe175
🥉cornuthaum7,513
#10corpse on the beach244
#101corpsebite3
#6corpsedriver350
#10corpsetini320
#30corrupted data642
#827cranberries9
#13cranberry schnapps20
#96crappy waiter disguise9
#123crazy little Turkish delight233
#485cream stout2
#541creamsicle1
#89creepy doll head1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#43crystallized memory5
#117cup of hickory chicory1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#299cup of primitive beer5
#124cursed dirty joke scroll14
#178cursed scrunchie7
#8cyborg doll207
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#664cymbal syrup1
#393dance card3
#70dangerous jerkcicle11
#139day-old beer1
#83deadly lampshade10
#207death blossom1
#89decaying goldfish liver89
#581decorative fountain4
#414dehydrated caviar7
#167delectable fire ant1
#167delicious stinkbug1
#923demon skin1
#226dense meat stack2,105
#379depantsing bomb6
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#473desiccated apricot7
#73devilish folio47
#298diamond-studded cane21
#393dire fudgesicle2
#828dirty hobo gloves5
#1718disco mask1
#763disease5
#30disembodied brain148
#463disintegrating quill pen9
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#478displaced fish5
#360distressed denim pants6
#17disturbing fanfic47,500
#5divine blowout29,986
#6divine can of silly string22,985
🥉divine champagne flute7,433
#4divine champagne popper3,526
#6divine cracker3,663
#6divine noisemaker23,119
#124dollhive87
#451drab sonata7
#931draggin' ball hat1
#71dreadful roast1
🥈droll monocle1,067
#367drop of water-377
#635drum machine2
#304drum of pomade3
#107drum of tommy ammo12
#266dry martini1
#716dry noodles25
#11duct tape wallet789
#259dull fish scale15
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#780dusty bottle of Marsala5
#832dusty bottle of Merlot4
#701dusty bottle of Muscat8
#745dusty bottle of Pinot Noir7
#846dusty bottle of Port4
#840dusty bottle of Zinfandel3
#1281dwarf bread1
#671eXtreme scarf2
#68eagle's milk16
#5138easter egg balloon1
#4eggnog11,946
#57electric snakebite16
#246electrical thingamabob29
🥈elven limbos gingerbread1,777
#94elven cellocello83
#204elven hardtack15
#920elven moonshine8
#4elven socks562
#209elven squeeze16
#98elven suicide capsule76
#1025empty Cloaca-Cola bottle2
#544enchanted barbell1
#124enchanted bean burrito5
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#372enormous belt buckle7
#969evil golden arch1
#311evil googly eye13
#1383evil teddy bear6
#118exotic jungle fruit12
#112extra-flat panini1
#222extra-see-thru nightie2
#155extremely skinny jeans6
#1016eye of newt1
#1086eyepatch1
#723f3d0r43
#531fairy gravy boat1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#850fancy bath salts1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#73fancy chocolate car35
#2035fancy dress ball2
#299fancy seashell necklace17
#1138fat stacks of cash2
#489ferret bait6
#9festive holiday hat223
🥈festive warbear bank1
#169fettucini Inconnu5
#30fiery wing258
#285filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")6
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#88filthy lucre243
#527filthy poultice1
#976fire4
#327fire poi5
#8flamin' bindle31
#711flaming talons3
#22flange105
#905flaregun1
#364flat dough3
#37floaty inverse geode5
#17floaty sand1,149
#275flower petal pie1
#664flute of flat champagne3
#163flytrap pellet1
🥇foam noodle10,000
#219foetid seal tear16
#72foon of fearfulness1
#88forbidden sausage3
#101fossilized baboon skull7
#109fossilized bat skull6
#89fossilized demon skull7
#101fossilized limb117
#172fossilized serpent skull5
#73fossilized spider skull8
#143fossilized spike34
#75fossilized spine28
#147fossilized torso44
#88fossilized wing45
#103fossilized wyrm skull8
🥈freezin' bindle75
#348fricasseed brains2
#64frigid air mattress8
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#77frozen banquet22
#3426fruitcake1
#26fudge cube11
#213fudgecule12,114
#259funhouse mirror2
🥇furry fur276,754
#264furry pants2
#440fuzzbump3
#4736fuzzy dice1
#642ga-ga radio1
#470gas balloon6
#94gator skin94
#464gauze garter6
#84ghost key4
#203ghost pickle on a stick5
#178ghost protocol4
#85ghost toga3
#255ghostly body paint19
#1350ghuol egg1
#391ghuol egg quiche3
#569ghuol guolash9
#1079giant discarded bottlecap3
#72giant heirloom grape tomato24
#642giant moxie weed1
#128giant penguin keychain6
#103giant turkey leg8
#275gimlet1
#320gin-soaked blotter paper1
#34gingerbread house11
#146gingerbread mutant bugbear20
#46gingerbread robot14
#157gladiator tunica1
#738glass of goat's milk3
#130glass of warm water1
#47glimmering great tit feather2
#54glimmering raven feather2
#158glistening fish meat3
#88glow-in-the-dark dart gun2
#220gnocchetti di Nietzsche2
#394goat1
#846goat cheese1
#512goat cheese pizza9
#411gob of wet hair28
#40gold toothbrush141
#2734golden ring2
#71government cheese59
#83government-issued night-vision goggles6
#784gr8ps1
#139grapefruit100
#4gray bow tie1,038
#564green gummi ingot34
#100green hamhock1
#115green peawee marble8
#5338grue egg1
#300guitar pick10
#171gummi ammonite1
#69gunky chicken11
#984guy made of bee pollen1
🥉hamburger1,814
#220handful of moss22
#408handful of nuts and berries1
#146handful of tips2
#54hardened slime hat3
#23hardened slime pants7
#69haunted battery12
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
🥇heavy D293,002
#46helmet turtle3,651
🥈hep waders234
#335herb brownies77
#11herbal stuffing426
#95herringcello78
#448hill of beans33
#71hobo fortress blueprints2
#292hobo nickel1,000
#304honey-dipped locust8
#433horizontal tango1
#460hors d'oeuvre tray1
#261hot date25
#231hot egg1
#1101hot wing6
#246huge bowl of candy1
#1176ice-cold Willer9
#145imitation White Russian2
#387immense cyborg hand9
🥉incredible pizza317
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
🥈inflatable duck28,000
#200insanely spicy bean burrito40
#60insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito53
#38insanely spicy jumping bean burrito81
#30invisible bag17
#266irate sombrero9
#218irradiated candy cane16
#177jabañero pepper3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#548jar of fermented pickle juice2
#46jar of squeeze13
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#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
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#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
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🥇warbear drone codes37
🥉warbear empathy chip84
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
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#54warbear rejuvenation potion3
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🥉warbear sequential gaiety distribution system441
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#111warbear thermoregulator bread3
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🥈wolfman mask2,601
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#7yellow striped oyster egg407
#2204yo1
#201yummy death watch beetle1

Wow, that's 3,127,432 items total!

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