| #88 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #13 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 7 |
| 🥉 | Admiral's hat | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 10 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 11 |
| #7 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 10 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #101 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 3 |
| #5 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 2 |
| #19 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 3 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #23 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #11 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #39 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 25 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #35 | Libram of BRICKOs | 2 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #82 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #24 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #6 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #18 | Rethinking Candy | 2 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #88 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 14 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 25 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 6 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 18 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 14 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 23 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 22 |
| #718 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 7 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #64 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
| #6 | Tome of Rad Libs | 2 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #4 | Xi Receiver Unit | 2 |
| #91 | adorable seal larva | 16 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout | 34 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #223 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #31 | antique record album | 100 |
| #217 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #52 | beautiful rainbow | 10 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #5 | best joke ever | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #43 | bottled day | 5 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #27 | fake hand | 643 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #777 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #63 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #67 | friendly cheez blob | 22 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #150 | fudge bunny | 4 |
| #7 | gold star | 1,681 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥉 | hand turkey outline | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #719 | kumquartz | 4 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #121 | live lobster | 8 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #5 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 10 |
| #42 | macaroni duck | 21 |
| 🥈 | mariachi pants | 163,146 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #802 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #178 | plum | 5 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #67 | red wagon | 7 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #40 | space invader | 1 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #64 | strange cube | 28 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #96 | stray chihuahua | 22 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #30 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 2 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #46 | tourmalime tourniquet | 2 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #4 | unearthed volcanic meteoroid | 1 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #162 | untamable turtle | 11 |
| #72 | unusual disco ball | 17 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #5 | vodka and tonic | 678 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #175 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #125 | warbear empathy chip | 5 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #248 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #144 | warbear requisition box | 35 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #109 | warbear soda machine assembler | 5 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #16 | wok lobster | 14 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |