Museum :: OminousJackal

OminousJackal

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#61	4-dimensional fez	3
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#81	Atomic Comic	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#867	BGE shotglass	7
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#110	BRAINS shorts	12
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#66	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	39
#160	Better Than Cuddling Cake	14
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#98	Blood Light	38
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#47	Bone's Farm "wine"	25
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#127	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#20	CRIMBCO lanyard	52
#751	CRIMBCO mug	13
#140	CRIMBCO scrip	2,855
#575	CRIMBCO wine	13
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#102	Chroner	997
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#423	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#563	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#296	Crimbo candied pecan	44
#318	Crimbo fudge	40
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#305	Crimbo peppermint bark	42
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1257	Crimbuck	359
#46	D roll	242
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#501	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	12
#76	Ecto-Cooler	13
#235	FDKOL commendation	2,460
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#42	FDKOL hotcakes	200
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#128	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#34	Friendliness Beverage	253
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#50	Go-Wassail	420
#422	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#346	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#186	Jack-in-the-box	30
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#88	M-242	136
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#172	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	13
#43	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	8
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#275	Miniborg stomper	2
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#51	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#90	NPZR chemistry set	72
#38	New Zealand iced tea	279
#161	Nightstalker perfume	18
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#250	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#208	Red Pill	2
#71	Red Rover BB gun	44
#30	Roman sadnals	13
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#287	Schrödinger's thermos	98
#111	Silver Bullet beer	22
#86	Skullhead's Screw	2
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#71	Small Medium	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#39	Strix stix	92
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#186	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	81
#374	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	35
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#312	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	46
#65	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	26
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#224	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	6
#189	The Cooler Out of Space	16
#50	The Joy of Wassailing	32
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1205	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1030	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1215	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#671	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	12
#508	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#254	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	3
#224	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	5
#253	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	3
#202	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	8
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#134	Ultrasoldier Serum	9
#234	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	6
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#70	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	223
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#23	Valentine	5,175
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#55	Workytime Tea	51
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#55	alien drugs	68
#25	alien force field disruptor bean	23
#20	alien protein powder	18
#67	alien source code printout	7
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#543	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#400	antique bottle opener	2
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#607	antique record album	3
#299	antique souvenir drawing	3
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#904	astronaut pants	7
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#326	bag of bones	5
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#42	ballpark hot daub	2
#727	banana	4
#251	banana supersucker	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#401	bananagate	15
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#43	banjo kazoo mount	6
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#414	bath ball gift set	12
#818	battered Crimbo Crate	9
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#49	bindlestocking	31
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#48	birdbone corset	8
#139	bite-me-red lipstick	141
#190	black spot	4
#117	black velvet box	5
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#210	blind-packed capsule toy	53
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#249	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	27
#60	blue grass	32
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#49	bone chips	666
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#205	bottle of Blank-Out	70
#42	bottle of bubbles	390
#98	bottle of fire	200
#135	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#236	bouquet of circular saw blades	6
#1184	box of sunshine	183
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#97	breaded beer	5
#504	brine	39
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#20	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#592	buckyball	8
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#468	can of Binarrrca	20
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#298	can of V-11	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#111	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	62
#301	candied bolts	5
#288	candied nuts	5
#33	candied yams	203
#72	candy cigarette	43
#220	candy kneecapping stick	9
#341	candy knuckles	6
#3109	candy stake	2
#177	canteen of wine	125
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#42	centurion helmet	2
#108	chainsaw chain	8
#89	charged magnet	1
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#43	chitinous pod	2
#503	chocolate bath ball	1
#140	chocolate cigar	13
#311	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	5
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#4	chrome stick	1,656
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#27	coal paperweight	1
#443	colorful plastic ball	20
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥇	concentrated cordial of concentration	818
🥉	control crystal	1
#468	corpse on the beach	11
#141	corpsebite	2
#326	corpsedriver	15
#468	corpsetini	11
#60	corrupted data	388
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#178	cursed scrunchie	7
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1604	delicious salad	3
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#1150	designer handbag	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#242	dill	143
#97	dog ointment	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#395	double daisy	1
#45	droll monocle	27
#68	drop of water-37	200
#87	drum of pomade	16
#1217	dusty Crimbo crate	3
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#113	electrical thingamabob	138
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#479	elven limbos gingerbread	29
#478	elven cellocello	31
#557	elven moonshine	18
#468	elven socks	10
#311	elven suicide capsule	37
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#200	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#55	extremely skinny jeans	15
#3836	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#42	fancy canapés	9
#281	fancy chocolate car	12
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#575	festive holiday hat	7
#686	festive sausage	2
#88	fiery wing	114
#1081	filthy lucre	22
#1344	fire	2
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#21	flapper floppers	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#151	floaty gravel	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#4	fluid of fudge-finding	104
#109	foam noodle	11
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#146	fossilized limb	79
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#250	fossilized serpent skull	3
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#53	fossilized spike	83
#358	fossilized spine	4
#206	fossilized torso	31
#277	fossilized wing	13
#53	fossilized wyrm skull	13
#412	frigid fudgepuck	6
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#22	fudge lily	245
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#215	fudgecule	11,964
#178	fudgecycle	1
#92	fudgesicle	5
#81	funhouse mirror	11
#87	future drug: Coolscaline	23
#90	future drug: Muscularactum	22
#106	future drug: Smartinex	16
#326	ghost cucumber	131
#121	ghost protocol	6
#141	ghost trap	11
#77	ghostly body paint	52
#77	giant glass of brandy	6
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#164	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#169	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#107	gift-a-pult	4
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#608	gingerbread house	1
#182	gingerbread mutant bugbear	17
#89	gingerbread robot	7
#33	gladiator tunica	26
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#112	golden plastic oyster egg	2
#693	golden ring	40
#89	government	1
#20	government cheese	210
#27	government-issued night-vision goggles	27
#70	grape troll doll	1
#98	gray bow tie	53
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#431	green gummi ingot	65
#53	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#64	gummi canary	10
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#23	gumshoes	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#208	handful of numbers	2
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#44	hep waders	7
#687	herbal stuffing	11
#265	herringcello	39
#92	hideous egg	23
#894	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	2
#934	hobo nickel	60
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#122	hot daub	3
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#231	hot egg	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1217	iGoogly	5
#1000	immense cyborg hand	5
#195	incense bath ball	5
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#153	inflatable duck	11
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#691	invisible bag	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#238	irradiated candy cane	15
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1204	jar of swamp gas	2
#228	jawbruiser	10
#57	jerky coins	453
#41	jingle bell	1
#40	jive turkey leg	69
#139	kamicorpse-ee	2
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#122	killing feather	142
#66	kiwi	119
#49	kiwi beak	24
#214	knuckle sandwich	110
#422	kumquartz	13
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#78	kumquat supersucker	12
#2930	laser-broiled pear	2
#81	law-abiding citizen cane	6
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#77	legitimate business on the beach	63
#421	licorice garrote	5
#105	licorice root	78
#233	lime supersucker	1
#53	liquid shifting time weirdness	27
#291	live lobster	1
#836	live wire	1
#4	llama lama gong	2,713
#110	loaf of alien bread	1
#1725	logic synthesizer	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#82	lollipop stick	919
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#75	madius	5
#575	marionette collective	1
#324	marshmallow	78
#75	marshmallow flambé	6
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#61	meat paste	250,000
#446	mime soul fragment	5
#145	miniature antlers	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#23	mirrored aviator shades	2
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#180	molten brick	65
#1387	monomolecular yo-yo	7
#321	motivational poster	13
#490	mulled cider	1
#178	mummy costume	43
#1119	mylar scout drone	3
#249	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#417	nanite-infested candy cane	35
#139	nanite-infested eggnog	30
#133	nanite-infested fruitcake	30
#85	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	43
#926	nanofiber cloth	3
#33	necrotizing body spray	165
#489	night-vision goggles	4
#39	non-aged vinegar	90
#55	note from Clancy	1
#860	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#231	obnoxious riddle	2
#115	oozenog	22
🥇	orange leather lanyard	3,466
🥇	orange peel hat	730
🥇	orange popsicle	54,176
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#1089	oversized fish scaler	5
#28	pack of pogs	557
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#105	packet of tofurkey gravy	2
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#28	pair of government shades	30
#57	pair of pearidot earrings	2
#86	pair of ragged claws	4
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#586	paperclip	60
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#48	parasitic claw	4
#75	parasitic headgnawer	2
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#238	party hat	11
#516	passable elf mask	9
#80	patent leather shoes	59
#125	peanut brittle shield	31
#207	pear supersucker	1
#376	pearidot	16
#179	pebblebräu	1
#403	penguin focaccia bread	32
#130	penguin thesaurus	46
#2716	pet rock	1
#614	petit 4.1	2
#184	petrified wood	59
#332	phish stick	3
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#79	pink plastic baby	6
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#165	plastic ingot	54
#611	pocketwatch on a chain	5
#36	pog #01 (spider)	26
#54	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	18
#42	pog #03 (warwelf)	25
#31	pog #04 (skleleton)	31
#37	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	27
#34	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	32
#35	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	29
#38	pog #08 (hellion)	29
#40	pog #09 (pirate)	25
#54	pog #10 (hobo)	22
#25	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	31
#257	poison pen	6
#1395	polyalloy shield	3
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#317	portable photocopier	21
#2220	possessed top	1
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#43	pottery club	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#41	pottery shield	1
#42	pottery training pants	1
#24	pottery yo-yo	2
#601	powdered candy sushi set	3
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#43	press-on ribs	108
#321	psycho sweater	1
#37	pteruges	2
🥉	pulled orange taffy	32,066
#618	pulsing flesh	6
#200	pumpkinhead mask	41
#216	purple corpsel	1
#727	purple glowstick	1
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#820	quantum polarity inducer	2
#160	quantum taco	200
#167	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#57	radiator heater shield	7
#64	radioactive chew toy	1
#226	raffle prize box	1
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#50	recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#223	red drunki-bear	1
#423	red gummi ingot	67
#326	red plastic baby	1
#117	red-and-green sweater	25
#209	red-headed corpse	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#412	rigid carapace	10
#320	roasted marshmallow	105
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1773	robotronic egg	4
#1169	[2108]rock	2
#20	rock lobster	1
#111	rocket fuel	2
#170	rockfish stomach	1
#36	rocky road ice cream	2
#2624	rogue swarmer	3
🥇	rxr shield	1
#30	salt wages	292
#308	sandwich of the gods	14
#1435	sawblade fragment	39
#103	scissor duck	1
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#13	sea avocado	476
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#52	silent beret	1
#39	silent pea shooter	33
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#58	single-serving herbal stuffing	6
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#30	sleeping stocking	36
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#328	slow jam collection	13
#73	smoked potsherd	16
#30	smoking grass	1,656
#760	snake	5
#18	sneakeasies	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#197	snowball	2
#48	solid shifting time weirdness	2
#37	sorority brain	39
#41	sorority girl's box	1
#82	soul doorbell	5
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#137	soy cordial	4
#34	space bar	1
#111	space beast fur	8
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#23	space heater	1
#39	space invader	1
#125	space jam	5
#70	space jam toast	1
#78	space junk	55
#26	space needle	1
#51	space port	3
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#761	sparkler	5
#252	spectral pickle	65
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#168	spooky bark	104
#1947	spooky eggnog	3
#1856	spooky felt	1
#805	spooky length of string	12
#202	spooky sap	54
#1333	spooky stuffing	2
#990	spooky toy wheel	4
#798	spooky wooden block	8
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#308	squirming egg sac	40
#105	stapler bear	1
#60	stealth bomber	1
#643	stick	3
#884	stick-on-a-string	3
#34	strange cube	64
#70	strange helix fossil	1
#584	strange shiny disc	5
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#238	strawberyl	31
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#1707	stringy sinew	2
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#626	stuffed ninja snowman	7
#76	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
#1369	sturdy Crimbo crate	4
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#96	sucker bucket	2
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#72	sucker scaffold	136
#278	sucker tachi	1
#30	super-absorbent tarp	5
#199	superheated fudge	22
#244	sweet mochi ball	10
#134	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#779	synthetic stuffing	5
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#1592	teddy borg	2
#1254	theoretical string	3
#96	thermos of brew	5
#296	throbbing rage gland	1
#73	throwing bone	14
#64	throwing candy	28
#210	throwing wrench	13
#174	tin star	1
#124	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	10
#406	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	5
#205	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	8
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#499	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	4
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#398	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	5
#417	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	5
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#496	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	4
#605	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	3
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#604	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
#303	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	6
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#189	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	3
#123	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	4
#383	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	5
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#161	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#344	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	2
#185	tiny die-cast killing bird	3
#764	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	2
#313	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	6
#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#193	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	8
#175	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	3
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#868	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	4
#741	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	3
#888	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#514	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#946	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#722	tiny plastic Father McGruber	5
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#759	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	5
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#267	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	4
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#844	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	4
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#968	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#573	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	4
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#996	tiny plastic angry space marine	3
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#986	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#741	tiny plastic beebee gunners	5
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#674	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	6
#849	tiny plastic blazing bat	4
#971	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#963	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#170	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	5
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#190	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	5
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#466	tiny plastic fire servant	5
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#750	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5
#860	tiny plastic moneybee	4
#676	tiny plastic mumblebee	6
#263	tiny plastic mutant elf	4
#883	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#229	tiny plastic strand of DNA	4
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#118	toe jam	5
#58	toe jam toast	1
#227	tofurkey gravy	35
#358	tofurkey leg	24
#111	tofurkey nugget	2
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1139	tooth	2
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#313	tourmalime	22
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#995	toy crazy train	7
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1175	toy hoverpad	5
#897	toy jet pack	7
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1116	toy mercenary	4
#728	toy ray gun	11
#838	toy space helmet	9
#125	traffic jam	5
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#1488	tree-eating kite	11
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#828	trilobite fossil	2
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#60	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5
#950	twitching claw	5
#134	twitching time capsule	2
#94	unearthed potsherd	47
#72	unquiet spirits	29
#62	unsanitized scalpel	6
#598	unstable DNA	89
#1426	unstable laser battery	37
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#42	vampire pellet	10
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#713	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#284	vinegar	136
#2534	vitachoconutriment capsule	3
#49	volcanic ash	134
#438	wad of cotton	6
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#341	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#40	warbear badge	4
#189	warbear battery	15
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#117	warbear bearserker potion	12
#248	warbear beeping telegram	5
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#56	warbear breakfast machine assembler	10
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#79	warbear drone assembler	7
#24	warbear drone codes	2
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#97	warbear empathy chip	7
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#40	warbear energy bracers	5
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
#166	warbear gyrocopter	6
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#326	warbear helm fragment	2
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#68	warbear liquid lasers	2
#125	warbear liquid overcoat	12
#9	warbear long johns	1
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#142	warbear procedural hilarity drone	9
#64	warbear rejuvenation potion	2
#84	warbear requisition box	76
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#245	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	5
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#59	warbear soda machine assembler	9
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#179	warbear wardance potion	7
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#230	warbear whosit	702
#110	water wings	11
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#1147	wheel	2
#64	whisker pencil	103
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#49	wind-up meatcar	253
#93	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#174	wolfman mask	48
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#27	wriggling tentacle	4
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#124	yam candy	2
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#454	yellow gummi ingot	58
🥇	yield shield	1
#1803	yo	2

Wow, that's 388,627 items total!

what items are this player missing?