| #81 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 72 |
| #81 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #47 | BGE merchandise order form | 65 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #350 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 7 |
| #233 | Blood Light | 18 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #550 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #399 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #330 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 10 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #90 | Lars the Cyberian | 4 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
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| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #133 | Nightstalker perfume | 22 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
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| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #94 | Red Pill | 4 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #523 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #217 | The Cooler Out of Space | 13 |
| #196 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 67 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #70 | ammonite fossil | 83 |
| #543 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #104 | badass pie | 1 |
| #656 | baggie of powdered sugar | 17 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #159 | banana supersucker | 3 |
| #138 | bananagate | 47 |
| #451 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #59 | belemnite fossil | 85 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #294 | bite-me-red lipstick | 59 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #565 | bone chips | 17 |
| #172 | bottle of bubbles | 68 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #42 | broken carburetor | 5 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #72 | bunch of square grapes | 111 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #334 | corrupted data | 43 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #110 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #68 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #121 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #166 | frigid fudgepuck | 24 |
| #166 | fudge lily | 40 |
| #174 | fudgecule | 14,803 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #453 | ghostly body paint | 3 |
| #172 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
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| #81 | gr8ps | 111 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #115 | grapes | 111 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #25 | green gummi ingot | 1,034 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
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| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #349 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #786 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #85 | handful of numbers | 4 |
| #52 | hideous egg | 26 |
| #82 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #221 | jerky coins | 100 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #122 | kumquartz | 52 |
| #172 | kumquat supersucker | 3 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #361 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #72 | licorice root | 100 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #152 | lime supersucker | 3 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #395 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #441 | necrotizing body spray | 7 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #142 | pear supersucker | 3 |
| #122 | pearidot | 53 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #295 | phish stick | 4 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #71 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #421 | press-on ribs | 10 |
| #133 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #7 | purple prose pen | 111 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #404 | quantum taco | 33 |
| #17 | raisin | 111 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #28 | red gummi ingot | 1,010 |
| #115 | ridiculous cocktail | 12 |
| #111 | ridiculous sandwich | 12 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #69 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #390 | slow jam collection | 11 |
| #199 | smoked potsherd | 3 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #270 | squirming egg sac | 49 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #129 | strange cube | 14 |
| #146 | strawberry supersucker | 3 |
| #90 | strawberyl | 69 |
| #229 | sucker scaffold | 50 |
| #97 | superheated fudge | 49 |
| #81 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime | 60 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #63 | trilobite fossil | 85 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #180 | wind-up meatcar | 65 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #29 | yellow gummi ingot | 1,002 |