| 🥇 | Loathing Legion jackhammer | 1 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |