| 🥇 | Loathing Legion jackhammer | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |