| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #804 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #171 | Bling of the New Wave | 7 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #758 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #330 | Elder Turtle Shell | 7 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #141 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 7 |
| #179 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #185 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 7 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #185 | Lederhosen of the Night | 7 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #948 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 27 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #342 | Nightstalker perfume | 3 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 8 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #175 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 7 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #164 | banana peel | 33 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #142 | bite-me-red lipstick | 138 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #273 | drum of pomade | 4 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #405 | figurine of a cold seal | 14 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #69 | ghostly body paint | 58 |
| #221 | green gummi ingot | 153 |
| #1049 | handful of confetti | 39 |
| #177 | hellseal claw | 171 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #109 | holiday log | 2 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #438 | kumquartz | 12 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #306 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #1490 | mushroom fermenting solution | 2 |
| #40 | necrotizing body spray | 135 |
| #673 | obsidian dagger | 27 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #63 | powdered sealbone | 4 |
| #71 | press-on ribs | 86 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #220 | red gummi ingot | 156 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #887 | spectre scepter | 36 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #388 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #563 | tourmalime | 8 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #769 | useless powder | 96 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #209 | whisker pencil | 41 |
| #847 | white class ring | 3 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #220 | yellow gummi ingot | 152 |