| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #151 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #181 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #808 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #173 | Bling of the New Wave | 7 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #247 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #759 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #254 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #280 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #332 | Elder Turtle Shell | 7 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #142 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 7 |
| #179 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #250 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #187 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 7 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #188 | Lederhosen of the Night | 7 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #950 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 27 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #343 | Nightstalker perfume | 3 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #325 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1054 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #92 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 8 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #1251 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #176 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 7 |
| #1002 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2461 | badass belt | 20 |
| #163 | banana peel | 33 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #142 | bite-me-red lipstick | 138 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #969 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #503 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #273 | drum of pomade | 4 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #514 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #407 | figurine of a cold seal | 14 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #69 | ghostly body paint | 58 |
| #224 | green gummi ingot | 153 |
| #1056 | handful of confetti | 39 |
| #179 | hellseal claw | 171 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #109 | holiday log | 2 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #438 | kumquartz | 12 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #311 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #1490 | mushroom fermenting solution | 2 |
| #40 | necrotizing body spray | 135 |
| #673 | obsidian dagger | 27 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #63 | powdered sealbone | 4 |
| #71 | press-on ribs | 86 |
| #633 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #221 | red gummi ingot | 156 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #889 | spectre scepter | 36 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #450 | strange cube | 2 |
| #393 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #563 | tourmalime | 8 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #359 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #451 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #770 | useless powder | 96 |
| #851 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #210 | whisker pencil | 41 |
| #856 | white class ring | 3 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #222 | yellow gummi ingot | 152 |