Museum :: Liam

Liam

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#230	Alice's Army Coward	1
#258	Alice's Army Guard	1
#247	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#211	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#226	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#254	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#257	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#258	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#250	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#203	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#256	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#604	BURT	2
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#188	Cosmic Calorie	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#119	Crimbo candied pecan	229
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#285	Game Grid ticket	1
#266	Game Grid token	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#86	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#120	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#879	Jocko Homo's head	2
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#94	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#44	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#216	MSG	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#66	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#24	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	2
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#26	Pantsgiving	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#45	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#195	Piddles	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#61	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#260	Tiger-lily's milk	2
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#62	Tome of Clip Art	2
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#34	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#115	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#105	White Hyborian	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#143	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	76
#1147	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#1441	Yummy Tummy bean	94
#265	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#40	adventurer clone egg	1
#362	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#621	alphabet gum	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#235	ancient poisoned dart	2
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#400	antique bottle opener	2
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#905	antique shield	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#946	antique spear	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#484	armgun	1
#486	around the world	1
#245	arrowgram	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#145	asbestos crossbow	5
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#769	aspirin	1
#642	asshat	1
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#42	ballpark hot daub	2
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#654	banana peel	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#969	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#787	beertini	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#346	big rock	2
#117	bigger stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#700	bindlestocking	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#351	black eyedrops	2
#188	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#13	boilermaker	356
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#893	bone chips	2
#52	bone crusher	1
#429	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#216	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#378	bottle of fire	2
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#157	bottle of wine	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#322	boulder	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1054	box	1
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#46	box of bear arms	1
#6256	box of sunshine	3
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#1381	brine	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#623	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#407	burnt flower	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#555	can of Swiller	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#71	can of depilatory cream	2
#593	can of maces	1
#733	can of spinach	2
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#610	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#30	celestial olive oil	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#234	charming flute	1
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#15	cheap plastic kazoo	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#702	chewing gum on a string	2
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#55	chiptune guitar	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#109	chocolate box	1
#555	chocolate cigar	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#277	chrome sword	3
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#132	club sandwich	2
#203	cob of corn	1
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#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 2,790 items total!

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