Museum :: Mystiballs

Mystiballs

Rank	Item	Quantity
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#387	8-ball	69
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#133	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#537	A. W. O. L. commendation	9
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#919	Amulet of Yendor	12
#535	Angelhair Culottes	2
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#125	BGE merchandise order form	33
#1378	BGE shotglass	3
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#370	BRICKO eye brick	6
#352	BURT	69
#533	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#2032	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#433	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#222	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#378	Blood Light	8
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#1519	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#1790	Boss Bat britches	4
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#193	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#87	CSA fire-starting kit	277
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#144	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#78	Coily™	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#19	Cold Hots candy	21,001
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#305	Corpse Island iced tea	17
#249	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2558	Crimbuck	10
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#137	DNOTC Box	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1038	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#236	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	6
#953	Drowsy Sword	15
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#108	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#186	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#171	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#54	FDKOL commendation	10,786
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#30	Folder Holder	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#528	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#479	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#339	Go-Wassail	53
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#491	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#405	Hippy Army MPE	6
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#658	Instant Karma	6
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#388	Jack-in-the-box	16
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#375	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#1461	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	15
#192	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	301
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#100	Mark of the Vampire	2
#185	Marquis de Poivre soda	54
#119	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	3
#67	Mer-kin pinkslip	3
#263	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	5
#474	Microplushie: Bropane	19
#342	Microplushie: Dorkonide	10
#416	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	10
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#438	Microplushie: Gothochondria	16
#482	Microplushie: Hippylase	19
#295	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
#427	Microplushie: Hobomosome	12
#588	Microplushie: Otakulone	14
#616	Microplushie: Raverdrine	7
#402	Microplushie: Sororitrate	21
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#51	Moon Pie	3
#24	Mountain Stream soda	6,098
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#298	Nightstalker perfume	5
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#944	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#47	Ralph IX cognac	4
#158	Red Rover BB gun	24
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#371	Rock and Roll Legend	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#429	Schrödinger's thermos	38
#29	Senior Mints	11,000
#311	Silver Bullet beer	7
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#174	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	478
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#336	The Cooler Out of Space	6
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1205	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#919	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#2343	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#275	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	48
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#1001	Valentine	13
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#25	Wint-O-Fresh mint	11,002
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#40	Wrecked Generator	8
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#226	Ze™ goggles	5
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#251	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#38	ammonite fossil	139
#851	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
#139	angst burger	1
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#346	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	4
#400	antique bottle opener	2
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#535	antique record album	4
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#306	around the world	5
#86	arse-a'fire elixir	2
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#1715	baconstone	3
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#131	bad-ass club	1
#2085	badass belt	25
#513	bag of airline peanuts	58
#141	bag of bones	8
#452	baggie of powdered sugar	37
#5	ball	5,486
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#561	banana	7
#220	banana cream pie	2
#185	banana supersucker	2
#395	bananagate	16
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#926	bath ball gift set	4
#691	battered Crimbo Crate	12
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#119	bejeweled cufflinks	30
#32	belemnite fossil	150
#146	big glob of skin	1
#39	bindle of joy	3
#521	bindlestocking	3
#376	bit of clingfilm	11
#347	bite-me-red lipstick	38
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#22	black candygram	5
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#670	black snowcone	2
#464	black spot	1
#260	black-and-blue light	232
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
🥇	blank note	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#148	blind-packed capsule toy	104
#278	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	23
#99	blob of Alphredo™	5
#691	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#499	blue class ring	4
#242	blue plasma ball	250
#213	bone aperitif	2
#195	bone meal	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#468	bottle of Blank-Out	17
#104	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#10	bottle of Mystic Shell	103
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#291	bottle of bubbles	37
#174	bottle of fire	68
#1532	bottle of goofballs	15
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#287	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#1140	box of sunshine	196
#35	boxcar turtle	20
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#502	breaded beer	1
#1037	brick	28
#186	brine	92
#177	bubble-wrap simulator	4
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#488	buckyball	10
#80	bugbear purification pill	5
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#244	bungle in the jungle	4
#969	bunny liver	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#850	burst hellseal brain	1
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#121	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
#1326	can of Binarrrca	4
#1891	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#477	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	19
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#462	candied yams	20
#771	candy cane	47
#152	candy kneecapping stick	12
#92	candy knuckles	18
#321	candy stake	17
#1639	canteen of wine	2
#234	caustic slime nodule	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#89	charged magnet	1
#231	cheap studded belt	250
#555	chocolate cigar	1
#250	chocolate disco ball	1
#478	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#1396	clown hammer	6
#906	club necklace	8
#208	cold seal sweat	11
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#471	colorful plastic ball	14
#529	comfy coffin	2
#131	concentrated garbage juice	6
#11	corned-beef Reuben	255
#289	corpse on the beach	17
#287	corpsedriver	17
#215	corpsetini	24
#166	corrupted data	136
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#91	crusty hula hoop	5
#306	cup of infinite pencils	4
#203	cursed scrunchie	5
#537	cymbal syrup	5
#1025	daisy	1
#33	deactivated nanobots	1
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#1032	defective skull	10
#1795	delicious salad	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#97	designer handbag	23
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#190	dill	171
#26	dinged-up triangle	3
#251	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	2
#190	disco horoscope (Aries)	4
#148	disco horoscope (Cancer)	8
#202	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	4
#163	disco horoscope (Gemini)	6
#111	disco horoscope (Leo)	12
#151	disco horoscope (Libra)	8
#197	disco horoscope (Pisces)	4
#176	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	6
#197	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	4
#202	disco horoscope (Taurus)	4
#109	disco horoscope (Virgo)	11
#150	discocktail	39
#1263	doll house	2
#1312	dollhive	2
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#332	drop of water-37	10
#242	drum of pomade	5
#1370	drywall axe	4
#236	duct tape	178
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#2347	easter egg balloon	8
#570	eggnog	31
#44	electric Kool-Aid	3
#1268	elven limbos gingerbread	5
#1959	elven cellocello	4
🥈	elven magi-pack	32,810
🥈	elven medi-pack	32,660
#417	elven socks	11
#201	empty agua de vida bottle	1,032
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#619	encoder ring	19
#501	ennui-flavored potato chips	60
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#1296	explosion-flavored chewing gum	9
#428	extra-greasy slider	4
#102	extra-see-thru nightie	6
#93	extremely skinny jeans	10
#1075	facsimile dictionary	6
#1009	fake fake vomit	22
#282	fake hand	96
#3836	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#1831	fancy chocolate	2
#34	fancy chocolate car	61
#759	fancy dress ball	14
#227	fancy opera glasses	19
#1390	felt	5
#855	festive holiday hat	4
#351	fiery wing	2
#514	figurine of a charred seal	5
#295	figurine of a cold seal	21
#243	figurine of a sleek seal	9
#114	figurine of a slippery seal	16
#332	figurine of a stinking seal	6
#423	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#589	filthy lucre	65
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#21	fishy paste	17
#156	flavored foot massage oil	368
#731	floaty sand	7
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#238	foam dart	223
#235	foetid seal tear	11
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
#94	fortune cookie	93
#181	fossilized baboon skull	4
#84	fossilized bat skull	8
#143	fossilized demon skull	4
#208	fossilized limb	52
#309	fossilized serpent skull	2
#142	fossilized spider skull	4
#449	fossilized spike	8
#397	fossilized spine	3
#188	fossilized torso	33
#234	fossilized wing	17
#119	fossilized wyrm skull	7
#59	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	8
#311	frigid fudgepuck	10
#519	frozen banquet	3
#942	fruitcake	21
#252	fudge bunny	2
#566	fudge lily	5
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#145	fudge spork	2
#302	fudgecule	6,306
#57	funhouse mirror	16
#422	fuzzy busby	5
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#263	garish pinky ring	17
#191	ghost cucumber	202
#59	ghost pepper	2
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#248	ghost protocol	2
#104	ghost trap	19
#294	ghostly body paint	14
#382	giant designer sunglasses	11
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#713	gingerbread bugbear	32
#920	gingerbread horror	7
#217	gingerbread mutant bugbear	15
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#200	gloomy black mushroom	17
#88	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	2
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#66	glowing frisbee	1
#2777	golden ring	1
#1709	googly eye	4
#70	grape troll doll	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#835	green beer	11
#250	green candygram	1
#289	green clay bead	36
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#261	green gummi ingot	129
#123	groupie lipstick	1
#98	groupie spangles	1
#1069	grue egg	25
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#617	gyroscope	4
#102	hair of the calf	2
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#1411	handful of confetti	27
#100	handful of crafty noodles	5
#307	handful of honey	9
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#236	heart necklace	24
#1082	heart of the volcano	4
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#364	herbal stuffing	22
#1882	herringcello	1
#491	hideous egg	3
#13	hippopotamus skin	2,500
#195	hobo nickel	1,498
#84	holiday log	3
#19	homemade robot	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#87	hot daub	8
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#36	hot egg	5
#862	iGoogly	13
#62	ice sickle	1
#62	imitation crab zoea	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#155	interesting-looking twig	24
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#130	invisibility potion	1
#238	irradiated candy cane	15
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#722	jar of swamp gas	21
#734	jawbruiser	4
#256	jerky coins	86
#1188	joybuzzer	13
#201	kamicorpse-ee	1
#1348	knuckle sandwich	3
#345	kumquartz	18
#195	kumquat supersucker	2
#36	lavender candygram	24
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
#66	leftover Crimbo rations	3
#938	lewd playing card	1
#111	licorice garrote	15
#155	licorice root	55
#233	lime supersucker	1
#140	live lobster	5
#219	live wire	4
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#534	lollipop stick	48
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#39	lucky lighter	2
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#6	lunar isotope	49,390
#1422	macaroni duck	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#243	magical ice cube with a fly in it	114
#16	malevolent medallion	1
#237	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#855	marshmallow	2
#63	meat paste	195,296
#105	memory of a C	14
#31	memory of a CA base pair	3
#90	memory of a CG base pair	1
#155	memory of a G	8
#187	memory of a T	6
#71	memory of an A	17
#50	memory of an AT base pair	3
#11	mime soul fragment	636
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#303	molten brick	19
#1198	monomolecular yo-yo	12
#730	mood ring	1
🥉	motivational poster	350
#690	mugcake	1
#237	mummy costume	31
#571	mushroom fermenting solution	13
#39	mutant rattlesnake egg	1
#110	mysterious present	4
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#772	nanite-infested candy cane	15
#385	nanite-infested eggnog	12
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#870	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	6
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#363	necrotizing body spray	17
#219	night-vision goggles	7
#125	nurse's hat	1
#676	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#716	obsidian dagger	25
#1582	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#28	old soft shoes	1
#1228	old sweatpants	24
🥉	olive lo mein	568
#185	oozenog	15
#849	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#50	orange candygram	26
#6	origami riding crop	1
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#1889	oyster basket	1
#39	oyster egg balloon	14
#220	pack of KWE trading card	13
#313	pack of pogs	63
#133	packet of mayfly bait	1
#18	packet of orchid seeds	11
#105	packet of tofurkey gravy	2
#180	pair of bolt cutters	11
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#806	paperclip	14
#103	paperclip cape	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#75	parasitic headgnawer	2
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#806	party hat	1
#148	passable elf mask	18
#1142	patent leather shoes	2
#316	peanut brittle shield	10
#207	pear supersucker	1
#361	pearidot	17
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#559	potted cactus	2
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#597	stuffed tin of caviar	80
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#6	sugar shield	600
#85	sugar shorts	5
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🥈	superduperball	1,798
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#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
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#183	tangled mass of creepy pasta	2
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#279	throwing bone	2
#84	throwing wrench	26
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#96	tiny fly glasses	3
#68	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	8
#2177	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#1142	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	2
#1762	tiny plastic Axe Wound	4
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#707	tiny plastic Beebee King	3
#566	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	8
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#95	tiny plastic Big Candy	3
#1227	tiny plastic Black Knight	6
#787	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	6
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#739	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	5
#1519	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	12
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#881	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#55	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	8
#747	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	13
#663	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	15
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#57	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	9
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#1070	tiny plastic G Imp	7
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#824	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	9
#938	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	8
#972	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	3
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#1091	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	7
#306	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	13
#720	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	10
#1069	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	7
#656	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	11
#819	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	9
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#369	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	3
#225	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
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#797	tiny plastic Protagonist	9
#688	tiny plastic Queen Bee	3
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#850	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	4
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#593	tiny plastic Spam Witch	12
#538	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	13
#569	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	8
#561	tiny plastic The Man	8
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#935	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	8
#344	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	9
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#940	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	8
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#931	tiny plastic angry goat	19
#665	tiny plastic angry space marine	6
#2191	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2160	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
#828	tiny plastic astronomer	9
#2008	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	9
#1834	tiny plastic barrrnacle	10
#1097	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#805	tiny plastic beanbat	9
#532	tiny plastic bee swarm	8
#1129	tiny plastic beebee gunners	2
#662	tiny plastic beebee queue	6
#1277	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#847	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	4
#543	tiny plastic blazing bat	8
#1268	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	14
#950	tiny plastic blooper	8
#923	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
#733	tiny plastic briefcase bat	10
#845	tiny plastic bugaboo	4
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#490	tiny plastic cavebugbear	9
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1502	tiny plastic cocoabo	12
#1387	tiny plastic coffee pixie	13
#153	tiny plastic colollilossus	2
#395	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	11
#2753	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#736	tiny plastic demoninja	10
#1362	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#1082	tiny plastic drunk goat	7
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#735	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	10
#825	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	9
#559	tiny plastic fire servant	4
#718	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	10
#1210	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
#835	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	21
#1527	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	12
#786	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	22
#586	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	12
#951	tiny plastic goth giant	8
#776	tiny plastic grue	22
#713	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	10
#1058	tiny plastic hermit	5
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#862	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	21
#963	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#1045	tiny plastic killer bee	17
#1244	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	6
#2229	tiny plastic leprechaun	8
#723	tiny plastic levitating potato	24
#1238	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
#604	tiny plastic moneybee	7
#1494	tiny plastic mosquito	12
#761	tiny plastic mumblebee	5
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#777	tiny plastic ninja snowman	10
#1344	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#1182	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	15
#830	tiny plastic sauceror	6
#561	tiny plastic scary clown	13
#697	tiny plastic seal clubber	7
#1217	tiny plastic senile lihc	6
#744	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	10
#574	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	4
#713	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	10
#1000	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	18
#1112	tiny plastic spooky vampire	7
#766	tiny plastic stab bat	23
#811	tiny plastic star starfish	21
#71	tiny plastic stocking mimic	7
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#764	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	12
#653	tiny plastic taco cat	11
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#1085	tiny plastic turtle tamer	5
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#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
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#940	tiny plastic warwelf	8
#404	tiny plastic whitesnake	17
#421	tiny plastic zmobie	16
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#924	tofurkey gravy	9
#1236	tofurkey leg	6
#111	tofurkey nugget	2
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#2526	toothsome rock	1
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#41	trilobite fossil	139
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#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#442	tube sock	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#1315	unstable DNA	23
#106	used beer	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#176	vampire glitter	2
#1147	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	4
#8	villainous scythe	1
#179	vinegar	198
#621	vitachoconutriment capsule	8
#241	volcanic ash	22
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#397	wad of cotton	7
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#71	warbear accoutrements chunk	88
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#244	warbear battery	11
#368	warbear beeping telegram	2
#69	warbear feasting bread	11
#164	warbear gyro	1
#270	warbear gyrocopter	3
#67	warbear helm fragment	88
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#133	warbear officer requisition box	4
#253	warbear requisition box	10
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#103	warbear whosit	2,236
🥈	washboard shield	1
#120	water-polo cap	2
#137	watered-down Red Minotaur	7
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#326	whisker pencil	19
#432	white balloon	6
#37	white candygram	26
#380	white class ring	18
#416	white rice	1
#1506	whoopie cushion	6
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#1154	wind-up chattering teeth	17
#371	wind-up meatcar	30
#190	wine-soaked bone chips	5
#46	wings of fire	2
#480	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	66
#106	wok lobster	1
#302	wolfman mask	23
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#81	wumpus hair	27
#1265	x-ray specs	3
#90	yam candy	3
#1379	yellow candy heart	1
#72	yellow candygram	31
#252	yellow gummi ingot	130
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#980	yellow snowcone	27
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#1466	yo-yo	8

Wow, that's 410,538 items total!

what items are this player missing?