Museum :: Destre

Destre

Rank	Item	Quantity
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#30	5-hour acrimony	390
#262	64067 scroll	1
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#38	Adventurer bobblehead	5
#29	Alewife™ Ale	123
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#27	BOOtonniere	3
#46	BRICKO reactor	13
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#157	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#229	C.H.U.M. chum	3
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#821	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#132	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	33
#81	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	6
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#144	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	3
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#120	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	40
#145	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	3
#142	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	29
#171	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	8
#179	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#141	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	32
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#117	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	14
#116	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	41
#142	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	10
#138	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	31
#151	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#268	D roll	12
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#54	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	212
#74	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	3
#9	Drunkula's cape	2
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#597	Ent cider	9
#177	Fantasma en la Máquina	7
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#43	Freddy Kruegerand	449
#217	Friendliness Beverage	12
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#59	Gets-You-Drunk	2
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#19	Huggler Radio	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#467	Instant Karma	12
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
#173	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	7
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#11	License To Kill	7
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#29	Manual of Lock Picking	2
#57	Mark of the Bugbear	6
#50	Mark of the Ghost	5
#50	Mark of the Skeleton	6
#48	Mark of the Vampire	6
#54	Mark of the Werewolf	6
#38	Mark of the Zombie	7
#45	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#44	Mer-kin begsign	3
#32	Mer-kin breastplate	13
#24	Mer-kin bunwig	6
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#21	Mer-kin digpick	11
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#15	Mer-kin dragbelt	7
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#29	Mer-kin eyeglasses	7
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#15	Mer-kin finpaddle	11
#25	Mer-kin foodbucket	142
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#12	Mer-kin gutgirdle	9
#18	Mer-kin hallpass	7
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#121	Mer-kin healscroll	5
#79	Mer-kin hidepaint	5
#23	Mer-kin hookspear	46
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#35	Mer-kin pinkslip	8
#31	Mer-kin prayerbeads	25
#19	Mer-kin pressureglobe	26
#46	Mer-kin ragejuice	8
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#24	Mer-kin roundshield	15
#22	Mer-kin sneakmask	17
#23	Mer-kin stopwatch	5
#47	Mer-kin strongjuice	6
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#16	Mer-kin takebag	48
#22	Mer-kin thighguard	2
#9	Mer-kin weaksauce	124
#35	Mer-kin worktea	4
#130	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	28
#340	Microplushie: Bropane	32
#483	Microplushie: Dorkonide	6
#254	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	22
#361	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	6
#319	Microplushie: Gothochondria	26
#331	Microplushie: Hippylase	38
#216	Microplushie: Hipsterine	6
#345	Microplushie: Hobomosome	16
#347	Microplushie: Otakulone	37
#295	Microplushie: Raverdrine	26
#437	Microplushie: Sororitrate	18
#21	Moon Pie	12
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#284	New Zealand iced tea	12
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#475	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#23	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#346	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	6
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#182	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	8
#354	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	4
#370	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	4
#305	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	7
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#232	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	9
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	6
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#345	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	6
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#369	Red Pill	1
#163	Rompedores de Fantasmas	9
#10	S.A.V.E. flyer	60
#12	SMOOCH bottlecap	40
#166	SPF 451 lip balm	15
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#29	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	1
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#12	Source terminal CRAM chip	1
#300	Spooky Surprise Egg	45
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#79	Staff of the Soupbone	2
#945	Summer Nights	1
#61	TI-9000 calculator	58
#239	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	61
#369	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	36
#59	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	4
#276	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	53
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#27	The Big Book of Every Skill	2
#419	The Cooler Out of Space	3
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#58	The Snitch's Manifesto	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#8	The Sword in the Steak	2
#42	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	3
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#21	Thriller Ice	6
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#453	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	9
#72	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	7
#133	Thwaitgold ant statuette	7
#220	Thwaitgold bee statuette	8
#129	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#196	Thwaitgold bug statuette	8
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#214	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	4
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#131	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	5
#298	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	14
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#771	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	6
#307	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	8
#53	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	2
#122	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	3
#112	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	3
#372	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	11
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#5	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	9
#53	Thwaitgold moth statuette	6
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#188	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	4
#89	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	7
#63	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	17
#292	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	13
#210	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	6
#632	Thwaitgold slug statuette	3
#314	Thwaitgold spider statuette	10
#672	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	12
#542	Thwaitgold termite statuette	12
#61	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	2
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#85	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	8
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#131	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#25	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#19	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#24	Wrecked Generator	21
#32	Yorick	1
#64	Z-Bone steak	55
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#31	accidental mutton	2
#224	adorable seal larva	10
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#158	alien drugs	13
#107	alien force field disruptor bean	6
#108	alien protein powder	1
#22	amber aviator shades	16
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#144	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#45	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
#22	anemone sauce	21
#38	anemoney clip	1
#41	angst burger	200
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#80	antique Canadian lantern	2
#167	antique beer	1
#14	antique spyglass	5
#56	archaeologing shovel	2
#36	baby cuddlefish	6
#131	bag of lard	9
#18	bag of unfinished business	3
#108	banjo kazoo mount	1
#122	bazookafish bubble gum	34
#33	beaver punch (cherry)	6
#23	beaver punch (papaya)	10
#27	beaver punch (peach)	7
#126	bed of coals	6
#12	beefy fish meat	157
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#41	berry-infused sake	3
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#122	birdbone corset	2
#55	black BRICKO brick	2
#351	black eyedrops	2
#305	black paisley oyster egg	16
#935	black plastic oyster egg	4
#370	black polka-dot oyster egg	14
#198	black striped oyster egg	23
#25	blank prescription sheet	24
#52	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	6
#423	blind-packed capsule toy	4
#17	blood sausage	7
#174	blue grass	3
#350	blue paisley oyster egg	10
#277	blue plastic oyster egg	17
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#761	blue striped oyster egg	6
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#486	bone chips	25
#234	bottle of Blank-Out	59
#74	bottle of Bloodweiser	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#47	bottle of Ooze-O	49
#27	bottle of Pete's Sake	44
#203	bottle of antifreeze	5
#34	bottle of melodramamine	6
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#165	bottle of sake	6
#314	bottle of sewage schnapps	17
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#117	bottled day	2
#14	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	6
#80	bowl of fishysoisse	10
#18	brand new key	11
#286	brine	67
#45	broken BRICKO brick	8
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#18	bubbling tempura batter	88
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#299	can of V-11	1
#364	can of spinach	6
#83	candy cigarette	35
#66	caustic slime nodule	6
#802	cement sandals	1
#56	chamoisole	1
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#329	cherry	10
#431	chocolate cigar	3
#110	chocolate filthy lucre	104
#55	citrus-infused sake	2
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#25	cod cape	3
🥇	cold medicine cabinet	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#38	comb jelly	13
#716	comfy coffin	1
#26	complicated lock impression	1
#91	concentrated garbage juice	8
🥉	control crystal	1
🥇	cool iron breastplate	1
🥉	cool iron helmet	1
#22	cool iron ingot	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#141	cursed black pearl onion	13
#237	cursed bottle of black-label rum	6
#36	cursed breeches	1
#133	cursed cannonball	12
#245	cursed dirty joke scroll	5
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#195	cursed sea biscuit	9
#162	cursed voodoo skull	10
#194	cyclops eyedrops	2
#165	deadly lampshade	6
#207	death blossom	1
#21	deep six-shooter	65
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#123	designer handbag	19
#28	dew yoana salacious lei	8
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#19	digital underground potion	11
#170	dill	190
#139	disintegrating spiky collar	3
#19	diving muff	24
#83	dolphin whistle	5
#93	donkey flipbook	8
#19	drafty drawers	4
#24	dragonfish caviar	24
#41	dread tarragon	1
#71	dreadful roast	1
#242	droll monocle	1
#24	dubious loincloth	4
#318	dull fish scale	8
#47	eel battery	11
#75	eel skin	2
#35	eelskin shield	1
#15	eerie fetish	4
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#91	eldritch effluvium	1,612
#70	eldritch essence	1
#45	electric Kool-Aid	3
#920	elven moonshine	8
#971	elven socks	3
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#88	empty agua de vida bottle	1,846
#59	epic wad	12
#147	ert grey goo ring	3
#135	escargotsicle	3
#141	extra-see-thru nightie	4
#507	fake blood	2
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#73	filth-encrusted futon	9
#141	[2426]fire flower	8
#82	fish bazooka	1
#150	fish juice box	2
#48	fish scimitar	2
#38	fish stick	2
#7	fishy pipe	15
#22	fishy wand	6
#191	flamin' bindle	4
#604	flaming mushroom	3
#336	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#143	floaty pebbles	3
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#279	fossilized wyrm skull	2
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#234	freezin' bindle	3
#58	frost-rimed seal hide	11
#137	frozen banquet	15
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#23	frying brainpan	3
#110	fustulent seal grulch	4
#28	ganger bandana	5
#363	gator skin	13
#71	gatorskin umbrella	6
#167	ghost cucumber	229
#93	ghost pepper	1
#10	ghost thread	10
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#284	glacial sapphire	2
#18	glimmering great tit feather	12
#9	glistening fish meat	180
#91	glob of green slime	23
#16	globe of Deep Sauce	81
#20	glowing esca	11
#63	glowing syringe	6
#183	government cheese	12
#154	government-issued night-vision goggles	2
#117	gr8ps	67
#60	grandfather watch	1
#984	gray bow tie	4
#48	green BRICKO brick	3
#39	green eggnog	6
#26	green hamhock	9
#219	grilled mooseflank	4
#19	groping claw	5
#78	groupie lipstick	5
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#22	guts necklace	3
#98	hair of the fish	1
#27	halibut	12
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#17	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	9
#21	handful of Laughing Willow bark	8
#396	handful of numbers	1
#57	handsomeness potion	50
#67	hardened slime belt	2
#149	hardened slime hat	1
#79	hardened slime pants	2
#103	hep waders	2
#92	high-pressure seltzer bottle	2
#786	hobo nickel	135
#204	hopping socks	1
#155	hot watered rum	2
#8	hothammer	5
#163	huge bowl of candy	7
#44	hyperinflated seal lung	19
#6	ice skate decoy	8
#7	ice skate doll	32
#50	imitation crab crate	17
#108	imitation crab meat	43
#12	imitation crab zoea	4
#71	impure gasoline	45
#41	ink bladder	33
#9	inky squid sauce	136
#36	intimidating coiffure	2
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#31	irradiated pet snacks	21
#7	jam band	37
#29	jamfish jam	43
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#138	jar of squeeze	7
#44	jellyfish gel	14
#100	jive turkey leg	31
#326	jumbo olive	5
#207	kiwi beak	2
#1110	knuckle sandwich	8
#373	lavender paisley oyster egg	9
#556	lavender plastic oyster egg	7
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#112	lavender striped oyster egg	17
#103	law-abiding citizen cane	4
#267	lawn dart	1
#141	legitimate business on the beach	23
#442	lewd playing card	5
#225	live lobster	2
#77	live nautical mine	2
#836	live wire	1
#15	long-forgotten necklace	5
#19	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	8
#22	lunar isotope	9,313
#80	lychee chuhai	1
#391	macaroni duck	6
#34	magic dragonfish fry	2
#86	mandarina colada with a fly in it	4
#29	marine aquamarine	11
#948	mauve paisley oyster egg	3
#326	mauve plastic oyster egg	11
#257	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	12
#138	mauve striped oyster egg	20
#5	medium slimy cyst	62
#40	melon-infused sake	3
#32	midget clownfish	2
#227	mime army rations	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#50	miming corduroys	2
#14	miming shirt	6
#147	miniature boiler	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#19	moist sailor's cap	13
#17	moosemeat pie	19
#38	mushroom fermenting solution	168
#72	muskox-skin cap	2
#279	night-vision goggles	6
#32	nurse's hat	12
#17	octopus's spade	19
#373	off-white paisley oyster egg	6
#179	off-white plastic oyster egg	21
#169	off-white striped oyster egg	16
#29	oil of oiliness	101
#38	old ball and chain	1
#15	old dry bone	4
#255	old school flying disc	1
#220	oldcake	2
#411	orange-frosted astral cupcake	2
#179	ornate ancient cursed key	1
🥇	packet of dragon's teeth	1
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
🥇	packet of thanksgarden seeds	1
🥇	packet of winter seeds	1
#644	pair of bolt cutters	5
#188	pair of government shades	1
#851	papaya	3
#1215	paperclip	1
#1536	passable elf mask	2
#88	peach	15
#13	peanut sauce	8
#76	pear	15
#19	pearl diver's necklace	1
#15	pearl diver's ring	1
#64	pebblebräu	2
#729	penguin thesaurus	9
🥇	perfectly fair coin	1
#52	picky tweezers	1
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#388	pie man was not meant to eat	1
#35	pink pinkslip slip	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
🥇	plastic vampire fangs	1
#101	plum	15
#756	pocketwatch on a chain	4
#575	pointy mushroom	2
#1087	poison pen	1
#66	poodle skirt	4
#92	portable dam	1
#209	portable photocopier	32
#114	possibility potion	1
#25	pressurized potion of pneumaticity	3
#59	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
#180	pretty flower	1,754
#89	primitive candy cane	4
#58	pristine fish scale	9
#114	pristine walrus tusk	1
#157	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2
#81	puce paisley oyster egg	22
#528	puce plastic oyster egg	7
#755	puce polka-dot oyster egg	5
#287	puce striped oyster egg	9
#27	pufferfish spine	51
#444	pulsing flesh	8
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#19	quantum of familiar	17
#40	queen cookie	56
#79	rack of dinosaur ribs	4
#140	radiator heater shield	1
#136	raspberry	15
#26	red coin	3
#356	red paisley oyster egg	9
#248	red plastic oyster egg	17
#503	red polka-dot oyster egg	7
#205	red striped oyster egg	13
#110	red wagon	4
#16	remorseless knife	5
#940	rigid carapace	5
#503	roasted marshmallow	50
#36	rocky road ice cream	2
#4	roller skate decoy	7
#8	roller skate doll	21
#162	rough fish scale	2
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#25	rusty broken diving helmet	6
#400	rusty chain necklace	6
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#26	rusty diving helmet	2
#531	rusty grave robbing shovel	4
#89	rusty piece of rebar	6
#55	rusty porthole	1
#46	rusty rivet	10
#9	rusty speargun	19
#22	salacious lychee chuhai	9
#33	salacious screwdiver	5
#28	salinated mint julep	92
#55	salt plum sake	1
#103	sand dollar	233
#865	sandwich of the gods	8
#113	scotch on the rocks	3
#70	scrap of shadow	6
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#20	sea blueberry	163
#17	sea broccoli	160
#42	sea carrot	19
#22	sea cauliflower	148
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#38	sea cowboy hat	1
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#79	sea grease	1
#19	sea holster	1
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#10	sea lace	125
#25	sea lasso	31
#26	sea leather	64
#24	sea lychee	22
#11	sea mantle	1
#22	sea persimmon	197
#16	sea radish	49
#52	sea salt crystal	16
#21	sea salt scrubs	12
#31	sea tangelo	17
#25	sea truffle	2
#156	seal lube	1
#32	seaode	43
#31	seaweed	49
#533	sewer nuggets	2
#46	sewer wad	95
#45	shark cartilage	13
#74	shark jumper	2
#102	shark tooth	2
#27	shark tooth necklace	2
#60	shavin' razor	1
#13	shoo-fish pie	26
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#56	sizzling seal fat	9
#18	skate blade	11
#23	skate board	4
#86	skate skates	1
#36	skate skin	56
#26	slab of sponge	30
#21	slap and slap again	13
#335	sleazy bindle	2
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#8	slick fish meat	177
#42	slime-covered club	1
#18	slime-covered lantern	1
#63	slimy alveolus	29
#137	slimy fermented bile bladder	132
#121	slimy sweetbreads	154
#20	slug of rum	180
#22	slug of shochu	156
#17	slug of vodka	175
#7	small slimy cyst	50
#21	snowstick	4
#76	soggy seed packet	26
#34	space bar	1
#201	space junk	3
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#97	spangly unitard	1
#379	spectral pickle	33
#236	spooky bindle	4
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#404	spooky pirate skeleton	6
#560	spooky sap	14
#111	stained mattress	8
#246	stainless steel scarf	12
#28	stainless steel shillelagh	33
#31	stainless steel skullcap	23
#56	stainless steel slacks	21
#67	stainless steel solitaire	18
#119	stainless steel suspenders	22
#45	still-beating spleen	12
#131	stinkin' bindle	5
#26	stinking agaricus	2
#27	stinkwater	3
#7	stinky cheese eye	1
#467	stinky mushroom	4
#376	strange cube	3
#26	straw hat	13
#653	stray chihuahua	4
#13	stuffed dinosaur	5
#82	stuffed martini	109
#56	super-absorbent tarp	3
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#6	tailbone shield	7
#132	tangarita with a fly in it	2
#56	tarnished bottlecap	74
#32	teflon ore	34
#38	teflon swim fins	1
#86	temporary teardrop tattoo	2
#40	tempura air	1
#35	tempura avocado	2
#34	tempura broccoli	3
#42	tempura carrot	1
#31	tempura cucumber	2
#53	tempura radish	1
#641	throwing wrench	7
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#752	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	2
#624	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	3
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#380	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
#613	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	3
#97	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	5
#747	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	2
#510	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	4
#356	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
#496	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	4
#743	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	2
#225	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	3
#731	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	2
#619	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	3
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#606	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
#402	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	5
#477	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	4
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2848	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#741	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	3
#890	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#945	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#491	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	2
#943	tiny plastic Father McGruber	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#477	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1115	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	2
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#844	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	4
#875	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#969	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#996	tiny plastic angry space marine	3
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1133	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#741	tiny plastic beebee gunners	5
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#750	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	5
#745	tiny plastic blazing bat	5
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1116	tiny plastic buzzerker	2
#1117	tiny plastic cavebugbear	2
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#559	tiny plastic fire servant	4
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#750	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1124	tiny plastic moneybee	2
#1111	tiny plastic mumblebee	2
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#123	toast with jam	1
#51	tonguebone	1
#56	toxic globule	18
#401	traditional Crimbo cookie	3
#34	training scroll: Shattering Punch	1
#18	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	6
#20	training scroll: Snokebomb	4
#9	transparent pants	7
#86	triad summoning scroll	2
#670	trilobite fossil	4
#455	twitching claw	10
#56	underwater slingshot	13
#53	unfortunate dumplings	13
#154	unnatural gas	1
#172	unquiet spirits	6
#1471	unstable DNA	17
#721	untamable turtle	3
#56	unused soap	52
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#154	vampire pearl	3
#31	velcro ore	39
#13	vengeful spirit	4
#188	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	50
#11	vial of hot blood	6
#182	vinegar	196
#27	vinyl ore	42
#52	viral DNA	67
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#185	wad of slimy rags	2
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#97	warbear beeping telegram	12
#217	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#194	warbear gyrocopter	5
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#125	warbear metalworking primer	9
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#163	warbear procedural hilarity drone	8
#279	warbear requisition box	7
#165	warbear robo-camouflage unit	8
#125	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	10
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#18	warm fur	4
#12	water-polo cap	20
#8	water-polo mitt	17
#23	wax banana	2
#58	white rice	59
#30	wok lobster	7
#25	wolfskull mask	3
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
#190	yellow paisley oyster egg	13
#76	yellow plastic oyster egg	49
#281	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	8
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#194	yule gruel	1
#7	zombie accordion	2
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2

Wow, that's 27,022 items total!

what items are this player missing?